Chapter 793: Blowout

PS: The brothers missed the meal time when they read this chapter!

To be honest, this chapter is a bit exaggerated! But the blowout thing garlic is not nonsense! When we were in college, we lived on the first floor, and there was a separate small room next to the big toilet, and there was only one pit in it! Because it was very clean, we all liked to go there. But one day, the little six in our dormitory was blown out in the small room. At that time, his butt was facing the hole eye, and he banged it, his ass, his brother, his pants, and his back, all of which were sprayed, and he didn't wipe off two rolls of toilet paper, and he took a shower for more than two hours!

I have to say that the famous saying on the earth is still very reasonable, curiosity can not only kill cats, but also kill people. Especially the old man, an old urchin, is too curious.

"Take a look!" The old man and Zhao Danqing glanced at each other, nodded, chose the well on one side, and opened the lid.

"It stinks!" As soon as the manhole cover was opened, a stench erupted, and the two hurriedly covered their noses, no wonder Jiang Xingchen covered his nose and walked away that day, this new food was really a failure.

The two immediately lost interest in exploring and prepared to close the cover of the manhole. But in this moment, suddenly there was a bang in the well, and a torrent spewed out.

It was so sudden that neither of them expected such a change to happen. Although their cultivation was not low, they also reacted when the torrent erupted. But the torrent that burst out spread too fast and the scope was too large, and they still didn't completely dodge, and they were blackened, green, and yellow.

The two men stood dumbfounded, looking at each other with expressions like rigid stones. Forehead. Hair, neck. On the clothes, there were slippery filth dripping down.

"This ...... Is this Nima a delicacy?" the old man's tears were about to fall. This is obviously big!

"Vomit~" Zhao Danqing bent down suddenly, vomiting a mess, it was really disgusting!

"Jiang Xingchen, Ancestor, I'm ......not done with you," the old man roared loudly, in his opinion, he was faintly yin by the little soul again, and it was very completely yin. He looked at this body of feces and felt sick to his stomach and vomited~

"No, I have to get revenge. Throw the little soul into the dung pit too!" The old man was furious, shouting that he was going to settle accounts with Jiang Xingchen.

"Old man!" Zhao Danqing, who was spitting snot and tears, was still quite awake and hurriedly stopped him.

"What's the matter, Zhao boy, don't stop me, this little soul is too damn, in order to take revenge on me, he actually ......"

"Let's go back this body, let people see that we can't be laughed to death, can we be mixed up in the stars in the future...... Vomit~" Zhao Danqing said halfway through his words, and couldn't help his appetite. Vomiting again.

Although he didn't finish speaking, the old man persuaded him, and he really couldn't live if he was seen like this.

"Zhao boy. You're right, then go to the river to wash it first, and then go back to the little soul to settle the score......! Ugh!"

However. His thoughts were shattered immediately, and the rest of his words came to an abrupt halt. In sight. Catwoman with bees, Xian Ning and a group of researchers. The workers of the paper mill, as well as the wolves who protect the area, have appeared.

"This ...... Why are so many people here?" the old man was dumbfounded, and he almost wanted to cry without tears.

"It's not all because of you!" Zhao Danqing yelled angrily, if you didn't shout that voice just now, it would be okay to say anything. But Qingshan Village is so quiet, you are shouting that you are not ending with Jiang Xingchen, and it is strange if you don't attract people.

"Old man, Brother Zhao, what's wrong with you? Why are you so wolfy? What are all the things on your body...... Ahh But as soon as he got closer, he covered his little nose and retreated.

The old man and Zhao Danqing looked bitter, how could they answer the little cat girl, could it be that she couldn't sue her for being sprayed with dung.

The fact that they didn't answer didn't mean that others didn't know that one of the craftsmen was involved in the delivery of the material, and one of them couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

"What, you know what?" asked the craftsman at the same time as Xian Ning and Kittenwoman.

At this time, the craftsman also reacted, and secretly blamed himself for not holding back, and offended the old man and Zhao Danqing when he said it. But if you don't say it, the little catwoman's bee will give it to herself...... Then you might as well die.

In the end, the craftsman still decided to say: "The old man and the head of Zhao, it seems to be ...... It was sprayed by something from the well!"

"What's in the well, so stinky?" asked the little catwoman.

Looking at the hateful eyes of the old man and Zhao Danqing, the craftsman lowered his head and whispered, "The well is ...... Big!"

"Poof~" The craftsman's words came out, and the little cat girl almost sprayed, and then looked at the old son and Zhao Danqing's eyes changed, and asked hesitantly: "You mean, they were sprayed with dung?"

"Like...... "The craftsman bowed his head deeply, and now the old man's gaze was able to kill.

"What is Jiang Xingchen doing with this?" Compared to the smaller Catwoman, Xian Ning obviously thought more...... It's just that the craftsman is also strange about this question, no one knows why Jiang Xingchen did this.

When Xian Ning was thinking here, the old man and Zhao Danqing were about to run away, and they couldn't stay here, it was really embarrassing.

But at this moment, the mutation appeared again, and the well slammed again without warning, and another piece of dung spurted out, directly hitting the old man and Zhao Danqingde.

If the first time the two of them had the reaction to dodge, then this time the two did not move at all. He stood there completely, covered in dung and water.

The two of them stood there as if they had been struck by lightning, covered in soup, and their thoughts were almost gone. If you don't have such a play, who knows that there will be a second crush.

"Damn, this is the little soul that is designed to yin me!" The old man's face was full of cows, and he felt the sticky and dirty things on his nose and face, and his stomach began to churn constantly.

Zhao Danqing was stunned for a moment, then bent down and vomited.

On the other side, everyone was also stunned, and then burst into laughter, unable to control it at all. They've seen the power of a blowout.

"Run!" This time, the old man no longer had the idea of turning over the book, so he grabbed Zhao Danqing, who was vomiting, and ran. As a result, everything that Zhao Danqing squirted out turned into an arc.

"Oops~ I'm laughing to death! The old man is so funny! Just like that...... No more. My stomach hurts...... "The little catwoman squatted on the ground without any image, and pounded the ground hard.

Even Xian Ning couldn't laugh anymore. The right hand covers the lower abdomen.

It wasn't until Zhao Danqing and the old man left for a long time that everyone slowly returned to normal.

"No, I can't. I'll have to ask Brother Xingchen how he managed to make this strange structure spray its own feces, it's so funny!" said Catwoman.

"Go ahead!" Xian Ning raised her hands in support, and she knew that it must be due to the pressure. But she was curious about what the building was for. Could it be for the Yin people? With her understanding of Jiang Xingchen, it must have other effects.

Catwoman nodded and ran quickly towards Newtown......

In the river in the back mountain, the old man and Zhao Danqing rubbed their face, hair, body and other parts vigorously. It was as if the skin was going to be rubbed off. But I can't get rid of the smell just like that.

"I don't know that it's a good thing to follow you, this time it's a disaster for the pond fish! Brother Jiang obviously wants to take revenge on you..."Zhao Danqing muttered depressedly while washing.

"Blame me, it's not that you're too slow to react, can we be sprayed!If it were me, I would have fastened the lid before the feces squirted out!" the old man retorted loudly.

"Old thing, you can die if you don't urge the cheating! You react quickly, and you don't dodge when you react quickly!" Zhao Danqing said angrily, obviously because of you and me. You're still putting the blame on me.

"Oh, Zhao boy, you can still have a little conscience! If I didn't drag you, the first blowout would have to hit you, and I could have avoided it!" The old man was also very angry, and he took care of you and took care of something.

"It's useless to talk about it. You are a master of the eighth layer of Yuan Qi, you can easily force Yuan Qi out of your body, can't you stop it?" Zhao Danqing said loudly.

"Damn!" the old man didn't care about leaving. raised his foot and kicked on Zhao Danqing's waist. He said loudly: "Do you think it's so simple to force out the vitality to form a qi shield, at least there must be time to gather." How sudden this blowout is, you don't know ......"

The two complained to each other for a long time, and they were almost washed. So I started doing laundry again.

"Old man, will it be known that we were blown out?" Zhao Danqing asked.

The old man looked at Zhao Danqing like an idiot: "How stupid are you, how many people see our wolf bèi today, maybe it won't spread out!

Zhao Danqing's face was full of bitterness, and he choked up: "Then you say, let's go back, or go out and hide first, it's really embarrassing..."

"Why hide, why hide, I won't hide... Little Soul Dan actually sprayed me with dung, I didn't finish this matter with him, I have to find it back!Otherwise, I won't be able to mix it up in the future!" the old man shook his head resolutely.

"But if I go back now, my wife will beat me to death...... Old man, listen to me, hide for two days!" Zhao Danqing continued to plead.

"Don't talk nonsense! This is the second time, I can't bear it! I have to arm him for a month to go back and catch him, otherwise I will not be able to get rid of this hatred!" The old man remembered the first time he was splashed with sesame oil, and this time it was even worse.

"Old man, I beg you, it's terrifying!"

"Don't worry!I promise your wife won't go crazy!" The old man patted Zhao Danqing on the shoulder.

"Ah, why?" Zhao Danqing was stunned.

"Because she won't see you at all, and she probably won't come close to you with your stench...... old man said.

The muscles on Zhao Danqing's face twitched wildly, and suddenly he wailed: "I don't want this, I want her to beat me......"

Just when the old man and Zhao Danqing were trying to clean themselves, in the Xinzhen Lord's Mansion, Jiang Xingchen was also in a daze when he listened to the description of the little cat girl.

A few days ago, he did not light the flame at the mouth of the pipe, thinking that the real yàn had failed and that the world could not produce biogas. I regrettably abandoned this plan.

But he didn't know that even on Earth, the first few days before a new digester was built, it was all exhaust gas. In addition, he overlooked one point, which is pressure!

At that time, the air flow he felt at the mouth of the pipe was very weak, and he thought that even if the manure fermented and produced gas, the pressure would not be too great. So he just beckoned Shi Wazi and asked him to find a few people to take the fermented manure from the outlet when he was free.

But he never expected that so much gas would be produced in the past few days, and the internal pressure of the guide had increased suddenly, causing a blowout when the cover of the manhole was opened...... As a result, the old man and Zhao Danqing were sad!(To be continued......)