Chapter 14: Zhu Bajie and Friends
"Be careful, I'll blow it for you. Hao Tianyou picked up a piece of pork belly and blew it on his mouth, and then handed it to Ye Jiaren.
"It's delicious. "Ye Jiaren's little bird presents a huge contrast with reality according to the appearance of people, in comparison, Hao Tianyou is the little bird.
The two of them are crooked as if no one is around, which makes people's scalps tingle.
"Little Hammer, what's going on. Ou Guo's eyebrows furrowed slightly, things are not so simple.
Hao Tianyou likes this fat girl like crazy, it's incredible.
"How do I know this, the two are happy. Wang Xiaohammer didn't say much, and secretly looked at the two couples who were in love together at the next table, and urged: "Sister, hurry up and eat, I can't stand it a little bit, the two of them are a little tired." ”
"Haha, single dogs should eat more dog food to replenish their bodies. Ou Guo quipped.
"That's healthy dog food, too, it's poisoned food. Wang Xiaohammer pursed his lips, thinking that his marriage talisman was used in the wrong place.
After the meal, Wang Xiaohammer sent Ou Guo back to the company and took a taxi back to school.
With 40 million in his waist, it is really like a spring breeze.
Pikachu!A hint from a group member to add friends.
Wang Xiaohammer looked at the Add Friends display on the mobile phone friend add interface, a little blinded, why is Zhu Bajie adding me on WeChat? And in the end, he and Hou Yi should be rivals in love, right?
This is the second immortal to add my WeChat, and it won't be exposed.
Wang Xiaozhu was a little worried, but he wanted to reveal his stuff early, so let's see what Zhu Bajie was doing, he shouldn't be smarter than Jin Wu.
Zhu Bajie on TV is stupid and stupid.
Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Hou Yi is good, I am Tianpeng.
Shoot down nine golden crows (Hou Yi): What is Marshal Tianpeng looking for me?
After Wang Xiaozhu had the first experience of the Golden Crow, he straightened his position, and his speech became more and more like an old fairy.
Since you want to pretend it, you should pretend to be like a little bit.
Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Did the god of Houyi snatch three marriage talismans, can you give me one.
Hey~ It's actually this, this Tianpeng is really a nerd.
Shoot down nine golden crows (Hou Yi): I can give it to you.
Wang Xiaohammer directly sent a red envelope to Zhu Bajie. Although I am still a little reluctant, I want to sell the gods to save face, and it will be beneficial in the future.
Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Thank you, God, I can't take God for nothing.
Ding!Red envelope from Gao Laozhuang's stupid son!
I'll rob!
Almost a conditioned reflex, Wang Xiaohammer clicked to receive the red envelope.
500 merits have been absorbed by the host!
Ding! Congratulations to the host for his ascension to a good person.
Merit, what kind of thing is this? It's too empty, it's not there?" Wang Xiaozhu shouted.
Drop: Ahem, why are you calling me?
What is this merit? Wang Xiaozhu humbly asked.
Drip: Want to know if you want to?
Think about it! I especially want to! Wang Xiaozhu was a little excited, one moment it was combat effectiveness, and the other time it was meritorious, and he didn't know what was going on until now.
After all, I will be in the fairy circle in the future, and I can't understand these common senses.
Drip: Then give me your 500 merits.
Wang Xiaozhu was a little puzzled, and always felt that he was too vain and had a bad plan.
Drip: Not dry.
Dry dry dry, how can I give it to you. Wang Xiaozhu was speechless for a while, he really couldn't get this little sister.
Dr: If you agree, I'll take it myself.
Ding!500 merits were extracted by Yu Xiaochan, and the host was reduced to a mortal.
, who is Yu Xiaochan?," Wang Xiaoshu asked.
Di: It's me, Spicy Chicken, I can't reflect it, I'm stupid.
Nima, it's the seventh time, and I don't want you anymore. Wang Xiaohammer was angry.
Dr: I wish you didn't want me, how nice it would be to change my god.
Forget it, if I don't know you, it's time to tell me. Wang Xiaohammer is a little weak-hearted, and now he has to rely on this unreliable Yu Xiaochan.
Dr: I'm in a good mood today, so I'll tell you. All immortal cultivation is for sanctification, and there are three conditions for sanctification, that is, meritorious service, virtue, and speech, meritorious service is one's own strength, virtue is merit, and speech is to educate all people. To put it bluntly, it is necessary to have strength, morality, and followers.
Did the three of them intersect with each other?' Wang Xiaohammer asked.
Drip: Not much of a connection. Many people have met the requirements of virtue and speech, but there is no meritorious service, so it is difficult to become holy, to take the simplest example, Monkey King, it can be said that there are few opponents in the three worlds, why was he defeated by the Buddha in one move!
The Buddha is very strong. Wang Xiaohammer said.
Di: Wrong, because the Buddha has long been sanctified, above the Three Realms, every word and deed can change the rules of heaven and earth, even if the Monkey King has monstrous skills, it is difficult to escape the fate of failure.
I'm going to go, it's so strong! Which of the three of them is the hardest? Wang Xiaohammer asked.
Dr: It's hard, don't think about it so much, you're still early.
Wang Xiaozhu always felt that something was wrong, he seemed to have been cheated, judging from the example Yu Xiaochan just cited, this merit seems to be the most difficult to get.
I'll go, no wonder she's in a good mood!
Drop: What don't you understand you're asking me, I'm going to sleep.
Nima, Wang Xiaohammer has a black line on his face, and he must find a way to clean up this little sister in the future.
Yu Xiaochan's mouth is too tight, it's too difficult to get information from his mouth, I have to find a way to understand what the real fairy world is like.
Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): God, I still have something to do, I'll talk about it next time. Three colored expressions
The message sent by Zhu Bajie pulled Wang Xiaozhu back to the real world, and when he thought of Zhu Bajie's obscene appearance, Wang Xiaozhu was afraid for a while, this nerd won't make any trouble.
Shoot down the nine golden crows (Hou Yi): Marshal Tianpeng, please use it carefully.
Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Definitely.
Although he was assured by Zhu Bajie, Wang Xiaozhu was still a little uneasy, but he couldn't say why.
Forget it, let's get some sleep first, I've really experienced too much today, and I'm a little tired.
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"Xin'er, did you really sell it for 60 million?" In a villa with a huge area, a white-haired old man's excited voice trembled a little.
"Yes, Grandpa. Hu Xin'er looked at the gray-haired old man in front of her and was very distressed. Grandpa's huge foundation, which he struggled for all his life, was framed and collapsed, which shows how much pressure this old man has carried, and his originally straight and straight spine is also a little bent.
"Okay, good, Ning family, it's not so easy to destroy Lao Tzu. Hu Xue saw that he suddenly stood upright, and a powerful momentum rushed to his face, sweeping away the decadent atmosphere.
Although 60 million is very little, it is enough for Hu Xuejian, who has been in the mall all his life.
Hu Xin'er was very happy to see her grandfather cheering up again, the confident grandfather finally came back, and the Hu family had the backbone again.