Office of the Students' Union.

Chu Bai pressed his mobile phone with a painful face, while Zhang Xian was holding a notebook, thinking hard about something. Opposite the two of them, a student with an evil expression leaned back against a chair and closed his eyes.

"Do you want to go to war officially? The boy's eyes still didn't open, just moved his lips slightly.

"Don't say that, going to war or something, there's no sense of art at all, President Chen Chuliang. Chu Bai put down his phone and shrugged helplessly.

"Hmph!" A strong pressure overwhelmingly pressed towards Chu Bai.

"This is the Students' Union office. The mysterious student who had prevented Yuan Xiaoya and Murong Yue from fighting once again appeared.

"So what? Do you want to stop me?" Chen Chuliang opened his eyes, and a murderous aura like a sharp sword formed a red giant sword, stabbing towards the boy wearing a baseball cap.

The boy raised his hands, and a rusty knife appeared from behind him.

"Whew~" A terrible howl. The blood-red eyed Heroic Spirit slashed at the red greatsword.

"It's just a defective product who doesn't even know his real name, how dare he be so arrogant?" Chen Chuliang glanced at the heroic spirit with disdain, and his fingers moved slightly. The red giant sword split into three and stabbed at the boy from the top, middle and bottom.

The boy's eyes froze, and while he quickly retreated, he made a few quick gestures, and said in his mouth: "Lin, soldiers, fights, and those who are all ......."

"Okay, okay, when we don't exist?" Chu Bai said dissatisfiedly, he turned his head to Chen Chuliang and said, "President Chen, do you want to offend the Gentlemen's Alliance and the Student Union at the same time?"

Chen Chuliang rubbed his eyes, his original expression full of evil energy was replaced by sleepiness, he waved his hand, and the red giant sword that was divided into three gradually dissipated as if it had never appeared.

The boy in the baseball cap also stopped his preparation and slowly retreated to the door.

There was an instant silence in the student council office.

"Ahem, I'm sorry, I'm late. There's something I can't leave. An ordinary-looking male student pushed the door open with a stack of documents.

"Hey, President Wang, you've made me wait. Our new recruits are in a major crisis right now. Chu Bai pushed his glasses dissatisfied.

"Haha, I'm sorry. So, what the hell is going on?" President Wang smiled and walked to the main seat in the office, putting down the stack of materials in his hand.

"Well, it's not a big deal, I just hope that President Wang will give us 'Xiyan' justice. Zhang Xian looked like a businessman.

"Uh...... 'Xiyan' or something, cough cough. Wait a minute, Zhang Weicheng, come here. President Wang waved to the boy in the baseball cap.

Zhang Weicheng nodded, took out his mobile phone, and handed it to Chairman Wang.

President Wang read the content, and then nodded: "Let's talk about the details later, President Chen, can you not sleep in the student union office." ”

"Huh......" There was a burst of snoring from Chen Chuliang's side.

"Uh, forget it. Brother Chu Bai, what do you think about this?" Looking at Chen Chuliang's sleeping appearance, President Wang looked accustomed to it, and turned his head and asked.

"Uh, ahh

"Our president means that no one will interfere in this matter. A bright light reflected in Zhang Xian's eyes.

"Ah? Yes, that's right, just like Zhang Xian said. Chu Bai nodded.

"Is that so...... Chairman Wang looked at Chen Chuliang, who was salivaing and snoring, and then at Chu Bai, who had an off-line expression, and shrugged......

"Nani, I was beaten twice, just for this cake priced at 299, such a small piece of 299? you think this is a cake?" Fang Shou, who was dressed in tatters and still bleeding from his head, asked the maid at the counter dissatisfiedly.

"This guest, although you have solved a big trouble for us, Sister Xiaoya means to sell at the original price. ”

"Nani?

"Yes, Sister Xiaoya also said that if the words "one meter forty-two" appear in your mouth again, the price will be 599. ”

"I'm sorry, I haven't heard anything. ”

Xu Le covered his forehead helplessly, he patted Fang Shou's shoulder, and whispered, "Don't be stupid, the blood on your head is left alone?"

Fang Shou touched his head, it was indeed a little painful, but after he came back from the Lich King, the wound that had been bleeding slowly healed on its own, and now it was almost scabbed.

This doesn't bode well.,The male high school students in the second dimension who have a strong reply don't end well{Note 1}.。

"Tsk, anyway, in order to clear the name of that pervert, I let it go, I ...... this body" Fang Shou pursed his lips and walked out of the store with a cake no more than the size of a palm. "I'll leave early today, and I'll explain it to Queen Murong. ”

"Got it, got it. Xu Le lay on the counter weakly, "When I think of me going to negotiate with Queen Murong, I feel sad. ”

"Don't talk so much nonsense, I'm mixed in the battlefield of the Shake S Queen and the black Lori all day long. ”

"Isn't that great?aren't you just a shake M?small~suffer~"

"Long-winded. ”

Shortly after Fang Shou left, Wu Yuanliang and the three pushed the door in.

Wu Yuanliang nodded at Xu Le: "There is nothing abnormal about the people of the Skull Society. ”

"What's so abnormal? Pang Qiyuan is just a newcomer who just joined the club this year, right? With the virtue of the Skull and Bones Club, hehe. Will anyone care about him?" Lu Yuan said gloatingly.

"Hey, anyway. It's okay, Fang Shou almost stabbed the sky this time, if he was really killed by Pang Qiyuan...... Even the people above can't control it, right? After all, it's a rare talent. Tsk, what's going on with this sense of immediacy of the aristocracy? Li Qingyang said disgustedly.

"Fang Shou, that stupid man, anyway, let's go back first. Xu Le sighed deeply.

When did it start? The strength of the natal spirit directly determines a person's fate, how cruel is this, this shijie......

On the way home, Fang Shou endured the strange eyes of others and ran all the way home.

"Hey, 110? There's a student over there who was beaten to the head and bleeding......"

Fang Shou ran faster.

"Whew~ I'm finally home. Fang Shou exhaled deeply and checked left and right, Fang Lin did not come back, and the nearby neighbors were not outside.

"Let's clean up first. Fang Shou casually took off the tattered school uniform, picked up another school uniform from the room, and walked into the bathroom.

"Ah, somebody's taking a shower...... How is it possible, this is not a two-dimensional one. Fang Shou complained to himself, and said in his mouth, "Weishenme, I don't have a chance to see girls taking a bath or changing clothes in the open" {Note 2}"

After washing, Fang Shou looked at the place where he had been knocked by Pang Qiyuan with a stick from the mirror.

"Sure enough, it was scabbed. Fang Shou took a deep breath, "Xiaoha." ”

"It's coming," Ha stuck out his tongue.

"Tell me. Fang Shou stared at it with a serious expression: "If you hadn't woken me up at that time, would I really have killed that student?"

Xiao Ha didn't speak, just nodded solemnly.

Fang Shou looked at his hands with a wry smile: "Me, what's wrong?"

"Hey. Xiao Ha sighed deeply, took out a cigar from his back, and swallowed it in one gulp.

“...... I've been wondering for a long time if your back is the pocket of that blue robot cat {note 3}......"

"How could there be such a convenient ability. Xiao Ha glanced at Fang Shou with disdain. "It's just the ability to buy quickly, to buy some gadgets with a bank card. If it's really the blue robot cat, can't you easily do it with peeping, peeping, and peeping?"

"The perverted nature exposes ......"

"No matter how perverted you are, it's your natal spirit, idiot?" Xiao Ha rolled his eyes, "By the way, I used your bank card." ”

"Huh?" Fang Shou was startled, he turned on the computer, opened the web page, and quickly entered an account number.

"The balance on your card is: 66.5 yuan. ”

"Nani!" Fang Shoubao shouted with a heartbroken look, "My living expenses, as far as he meows, are so little, today is the number one, and there are still 30 days before my father sends the 'relief money'." I ......"

"Well, the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge. Xiao Haren stood up and patted Fang Shou's shoulder with concern.

"Who is responsible for all this, you cheap dog!!!!!!"

"Whew~~" Xiao Ha's screams went straight to the sky.

A few minutes later, Fang Shou, who had cleaned up Xiaoha, walked downstairs with his bank card, sticking out his tongue and becoming a puddle of mud, Xiaoha suddenly opened his eyes.

"That's right, that's fine. As long as you keep that happy heart, the Lich King's curse won't be fulfilled. That's it......"

Fang Shou turned on the TV in despair.

"News from our reporter: A decomposing body was found in the suburbs, according to the locals, the deceased was the owner of a bankrupt company......"

"Uh. Fang Shou pressed the remote control with black lines on his head.

"What should I do with the Moonlight Clan? XX will give you a move, 300 yuan for a month, it's not a fantasy, everything is in XX. ”

"Is there a way to live for 66 yuan and 5 cents for a month, dear. ”

All in all, Fang Shou's survival is facing a huge challenge.

Note 1: There are many male high school students with strong recovery ability, such as Tomoki, who never dies in "Something from the Sky", and Issei, the male protagonist of "HIGHSCHOOLDXD". is as powerful as Xiaoqiang, which is embarrassing. {weishenme are all meat?}

Note 2: Fang Shou here refers to the protagonist of the "Catalogue of Forbidden Books of Magic".,Shangjo Dangma, every time you can look at the girls' bodies openly because you don't lock the door for bathing and changing.。

Note 3 Fang Shou refers to Doraemon, a very convenient cat-type robot.