What was that feeling, that sweet and sour feeling?

Fang Shou patted his face vigorously, trying to calm down. Calm down! Yes, calm down, now we have to start from the beginning! Yes, there must be some misunderstanding in this, right? Come on, let's go back to the original point and let the summer vacation start again! It doesn't matter if it loops tens of millions of times! [Note 1]

First of all, he did fall just now, and it was in the direction of Murong Yue. Therefore, he really pressed on Murong Yue's body. Well, and then that touch...... No, no, no, it can't be so coincidental, and it's not an eight-o'clock soap opera, is it?

NO, NONE OF THIS IS IMPORTANT, IS IT? MAYBE SHE REALLY ISN'T KISS ANYMORE, BUT JUST FELL ON MURONG YUE'S CHEST, AND SHE DOESN'T WEAR MUCH...... Could it be......

"Poof~" Fang Shou's nose flowed out a large amount of red liquid.

No, no, no, it can't be such a coincidence. It's impossible for the author's 10,000-year-old FFF group to give himself this kind of benefit.,Yes,What's more.,I must have missed some very important clues.。 Wait, according to the angle at which he fell just now and the posture in which Murong Yue was lying down, could it be ...... Fat times or something?

"I can't think about it. Fang Shou covered his nose tightly, he had a hunch that if he continued to think about it, he would definitely die due to excessive bleeding, and I didn't want this kind of death like a muffled pervert......!

"Brother, you ...... Is it on fire?" Fang Lin was a little speechless, what kind of play is this stupid brother playing? He was already very busy taking care of Yuan Xiaoya, who was unconscious, and he didn't have the extra energy to pay attention to this stupid brother at all.

"I'm going out for a few laps. Fang Shouyi raised his head, looking complacent: "Fang Shou sauce has a big victory [Note 2]!"

"It's disgusting......"

"Hey!" ......

All in all, Fang Shou still went out, although it was very unkind to put down his hair and go out like this, but I didn't know that Fang Shou always had the feeling that if he let Yuan Xiaoya know what happened just now, he would immediately disappear. Concealing it? What is that? If the object is Yuan Xiaoya, it is impossible to do it, right? Just as she can see that she is in a bad mood, she can easily find out what she is hiding from her, right?

Therefore, the wisest thing to do is to go out and run a few laps as quickly as possible, and then ......

"But. Fang Shou touched his chin: "You can't really go out for a few laps, right? This is too frustrating......, isn't it? Ahem, no, it's my reputation. So, it's time to go downtown for a stroll. ”

"It's a bit far away, it's called a taxi...... Done?"

Before Fang Shou's words were finished, a yellow taxi stopped in front of him in an incredible way. What is this? Has this shijie's driver-uncle learned to predict the future and see through people's hearts? Why did he just have a thought and a taxi would stop in front of him.

"Don't you say. Fang Shou thought seriously: "I'm really the king of shijie, can any thought change shijie?"

"See you again. The window rolled down slowly, and the man sitting in the driver's seat greeted him, some swaggering monocles, still with a hypocritical smile on his face, and the small eyes that narrowed slightly from time to time, obviously the appearance of a foreigner who was underbeaten. He was the taxi driver who had a relationship with Fang Shou, a self-proclaimed manager of knowledge, and seemed to come from a place called the "Mystery Library".

"Who?"

"Huh?" The foreign uncle was slightly stunned, and then smiled bitterly: "You can forget such a shocking meeting?"

"Seems to remember. Fang Shou opened the car door very familiarly and sat down, looking shameless as "By the way, since we know each other so well, don't charge me the fare, right?"

"You're shameless enough. ”

"Xiexie your compliment. ”

"Okay. Sit tight. The foreign uncle named Merlin frowned a little unpleasantly: "Let's fight against the damn traffic of the Celestial Empire!"

Five minutes later.

“SHUT! FUCK!" Merlin slapped the taxi flute angrily, apparently on the verge of a rampage now: "I haven't gotten into the city center yet!

Fang Shou gouged his nose disdainfully, stupid foreign devils, the Celestial Empire can be despised even if it is too small? Although this is not a first-tier city, the terrible traffic can still drive a large number of people to death. If you don't know anything about the Celestial Empire, it's like coming here to pan for gold? You guys are so tender!

"Well, anyway, I'm going to calm down first. Merlin, no, Book D took a deep breath, and then asked with a smile: "Young man, you want to sign a contract with me and become a magic ...... Want to learn powerful spells and magic?"

"Why do you always feel like you're like some white evil pet right now?" Fang Shou pursed his lips, he had nothing to do, he was either a traitor or a thief, this person must have some bad idea. If it's a girl, it's possible that she has taken a fancy to her beauty, but a foreign uncle, who has no power or power, why is he looking for himself...... Wait a minute!

"Uncle, I don't like men. Fang Shou hugged his chest tightly and cautiously leaned against the door, intending to open the car door as soon as there was any movement to find the help of the police uncle.

"Sure enough, it's useless to explain to the stupid guy. Book D seemed to know Fang Shou very well, and did not choose to continue to stumble, but took out two books with red covers in a hurry: "You are really in the blessing and don't know the blessing." Check it out. ”

"Well, that's true. Is it "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon" and "The Palm of the Gods"? What a fool, I still think of Fang Zhonger besides you? Stupidly posing with the cheats found at the roadside stalls or something...... My heart hurts, weishenme my black history will be so much?"

"Superficial. Book D snorted disdainfully: "With me personally out of the horse, how could I do such an uninnovative thing." Oh SHUT, the bastard in front has finally taken a step, thank God. ”

For this foreign uncle who was satisfied with a little movement under the nourishment of the Celestial Empire, Fang Shou didn't want to complain about him anymore. silently picked up one of the cheats, only to see a few big words written on it:

"BOOST!

It's not good, there are too many slots, what should I do if I can't spit it out?weishenme English will appear on this kind of antique book, weishenme will be the proud skill of a certain undisciplined Red Dragon Emperor?weishenme The uncle in front of him will take out this welfare skill with a straight face?

"Hey. Because there were too many slots, Fang Shou chose to cross it and directly flip through the next one.

"Stepping on Two Boats? Brother Cheng handed you a hundred styles to avoid the firewood knife"

"It's no good...... Fang Shou covered his face in pain, there are more slots here, what should I do? Xinbaki, Ah Xu, come and help me.

"Don't be surprised. The corners of Book D's mouth rose slightly, "If you are willing to pay a certain price, you can get more, and even the kind of legendary spell that makes a girl fall in love with you at a glance is also available." ”

"Please be sure to tell me. Fang Shou lowered his head sincerely.

"The price of that spell is to lose sexual interest in women forever......"

"Die, you lewd gringo. ”

Sure enough, the kind of rich and handsome people who will make others fall in love with him at a glance are all potential? No, or rather, the existence of that kind of popular person must be, right? It must be like this! Just like the laws of the universe, the reason why those handsome guys are popular must be because they have paid such a heavy price, right? Right? It must be so, right? It's not that I'm not popular and have been jealous of those popular winners in life!

"So, boy, do you want to get more powerful spells? I have 'milk language', 'double rest', 'perspective' and so on. ”

"What the hell do you think of me, hey?"

"Okay, okay, that was a joke just now. Book D shook his monocle slightly, and handed over another book with a serious face.

"That's right. I'll take a look first. ”

"BOOST, Costume Collapse", a proud skill from the Red Dragon Emperor of the Alien Shijie, marks the opponent's body through the artifact of the right hand, and then launches the artifact of Liliang to instantly disarm the enemy. This book records all the experiences of the Red Dragon Emperor for this skill, and you can use the liliang of the natal spirit to activate this skill instead of the 'Red Dragon Emperor's cage hand', so as to achieve the purpose of bursting clothes.

"Your sister, isn't this going to make me pay benefits?" Fang Shou muttered dissatisfiedly, and angrily put the thing in his arms.

"It's a talent that people can be shameless to this extent. "Book D was a little surprised by Fang Shou's shamelessness.,It's really uncommon to say one thing and do another.。

"Wait. Fang Shou suddenly thought of something, "This is the third dimension, speaking of the third dimension, isn't it poor R, a female man, a muscular uncle...... In this case...... Is it welfare or torture!!!! I don't want to have the clothes of Big Sister R!"

Note 1: The spoof is the summer vacation chapter in "The Melancholy of Haruhi in the Cool Palace", and the later Ah Xuan also comes from here. Anyway......, don't you plan to fill the hole of "Lianggong"? For example, the schizophrenic Haruhi Cool Palace, the side of the dead house disease [Mistake], the exhibitionist Lucy [Fog!], and the Sand Night of Zhengtai Control [Correct]

Note 2 The original text of "Aiyi-chan victory" is from "Sandwiched in my friend's childhood sweetheart's Shura field", and sure enough, otaku is disgusting to say this kind of thing......

PS.xiexie123壊's tip,I don't know weishenme can't be pinned。 However, it's been a long time since anyone has rewarded me...... How do you feel like a single-player jungler?