There seem to be a lot of people who wonder that Weishenme's simple massage weishenme will make Yuriko lose ...... Ahem, that's not important, in fact, it's very simple, the reason is Fang Shou's so-called massage technique. Everyone knows that this guy Fang Shou is a completely hopeless sister in the late stage, for this guy, if he can be given a Fang Lin's pillow, he can't help it...... Ahem, it still doesn't matter. Looking at the theater next to him, Brother You silently picked up the soap of his friends, leaving Sister Qiong alone at home beep, I can only say that this year's book is really strange enough.

A few years ago, Fang Lin was still a very smiling child, and at that time, Fang Shou was not only a late-stage sister, but also a terminally ill secondary and second-class patient. For him at that time, the most healing thing was Fang Lin's angel-like smile and a "Ernie sauce" that could kill him. “

However, everything was turned upside down one day a few years ago, and since that day, Fang Lin no longer smiled and no longer called Fang Shou "Oni-chan". From a cute little angel to a high-risk three-no girl now.

For this, Fang Shou was very angry, very, very angry, you know, under the leadership of Uncle Yuan and Teacher Ming, he awakened early to become a member of the FFF group, and every day to instill some inexplicable house elements into the young angel's head? Is it easy to get Fang Lin to open his mouth to call himself "Ernie sauce"? Is it easy to risk being killed by Fang's father and Yuan Xiaoya to show her some brothers' novels?

That day, Fang Shou, who was completely out of control, asked Fang Lin, who was expressionless, "Weishenme doesn't call me 'Ernie sauce'?"

On that day, the three-no girl who was approaching Fang Shou step by step with a kitchen knife made a very terrible gesture with an expressionless face: "Do you want to die once?"

“......”

Although he didn't know weishenme, he always felt that Fang Lin seemed to have become smarter. It's not so easy to fool.

Fang Shou, who regarded the firewood knife like a tiger, didn't dare to provoke a certain sister who seemed to have been completely blackened, and fled in a gray manner.

Since that day. He began to look for a way to make Fang Lin smile, pretending to be stupid. drama, magic, and even pulled the inexplicable Xu Le to play a romance drama.

However, Fang Lin just didn't smile, and his eyes when he looked at Fang Shou also dropped from a human to the level of a paramecium.

Ahhh

Heaven seemed to hear Fang Shou's wordless cry, and one day, Fang Shou saw a very powerful massage technique from a book. The kind of divine massage ingenuity that can make girls show their faces, open their hearts, and relax daxiao.

"Come, brother help you get a massage. In the dead of night, when Fang Shou thought he was silent, he opened his mouth and said to the three-nil girl.

"Yes. Fang Lin nodded noncommittally.

Later, Fang Shou had no memory of what happened later, he only had a little impression, as if Fang Lin showed a very subtle expression, as if there was some strange taste. Like, like, there seemed to be something, but Fang Shou didn't remember it.

The only thing that impressed him was probably the self who woke up in the hospital and Fang Lin, who was holding a kitchen knife to peel apples for himself, right?

Hm. Fang Lin seemed to say to himself in a very serious tone at that time: "If you do it again, I will kill you." ”

It's probably a joke, like don't leave after school today. We duel until dawn, it's probably just a joke.

By the way. Fang Shou's massage technique is what he wrote in a book called "Tide Beep, Lost Beep." Let her fall completely".

Of course, none of this has anything to do with the current Fang Shou, the current Fang Shou, no, it should be a perverted kun, is listening to the teachings of Yuri Nakamura-sama.

"Okay, listen?Before you lost your memory, you were a member of our SSS front, your name is perverted, character, no matter him, in short, you just need to remember a little!" "Yuri Nakamura grabbed Fang Shou's collar and glared fiercely at the pervert-kun with an innocent expression, "Obey me, no matter what happens, you must obey me absolutely, absolutely, absolutely!"

“haode。 Fang Shou, who was stunned...... Pervert-kun seemed a little puzzled, he pointed at Nakamura Yuri, and then pointed at himself and asked, "Then you, who are you to me?"

"I, me?" Yuri Nakamura panicked for no reason, and she stammered back, "I'm your wife...... No, ahem, you just need to call me my sister-sama. That's right, it's my sister. ”

"Sister?" Fang Shou muttered to himself.

"That's right, it's my sister. Nakamura Yuri's face became more and more flushed, as if she was very excited, she pressed her heart hard, trying to calm down the strange feeling, but the sky did not fulfill people's wishes, looking at Fang ...... The pure and innocent eyes of the perverted kun, Yuri Nakamura has an unusually happy feeling.

"That's right, my sister. Perverted Jun suddenly pointed to the angel on the side, that is, the silver-haired girl Lihua Song: "Who is she?"

Oh no, did she see what she had just done? No! I must not let her say it, damn it, I can't beat her...... Hey, can you only seal it?

"Pervert-kun, sit down for me!"

"Yes!" the pervert sat down very honestly.

"Hmph, that's fine!" Seeing that Pervert-kun was so honest, Yuri Nakamura nodded with satisfaction, and then she hooked her finger towards Lihua and put on a look of something to talk about: "Come here." ”

"......" After glancing at Fang Shou, who was as honest as a loyal dog, he turned around and walked out of the door following Yuri Nakamura's footsteps.

After a while, the sound of the two talking sounded outside the door. Because the perverted kun at this time was no longer Fang Shou, so he had no interest in peeping, he firmly remembered the words of his sister Nakamura Yuri, and just sat there, like a stake, without moving.

"What! This price is too high! No, no, no!" Yuri Nakamura suddenly shouted.

"......" Lihua's voice was too small, and the perverted Jun who was separated from them didn't listen to anything.

"Hey, really, why did you guys fall in love with that guy too? Okay, I finally used the secret technique Amnesia Dafa to turn him into this undeveloped state, and the two of us want to compete fairly, do you know?" Yuri Nakamura's voice seemed to be very dissatisfied: "It's strange, obviously nothing happened to me and him, but I care so much about him? Could it really be that something really happened last night...... Hey, it's good for you to be your angel honestly, why are you here to join in the fun?"

"......" instinctively, the pervert Jun pricked up his ears, but he still didn't hear anything.

"Bang!" Yuri Nakamura pulled the door open hard, she flattened her mouth, and greeted Fang Shou very unhappily: "Pervert-kun, come here." ”

"Yes, my sister. ”

"On How Loyal Dogs Are Made"!

"She!" Yuri Nakamura reluctantly pointed to the expressionless Sanwu girl, and squeezed out a few words from between her teeth: "It's your sister, Lihua Song." Hey, it's really unpleasant, dead brother. ”

"En?" Fang Shou, the perverted jun made a sudden realization expression, he enthusiastically walked around Nakamura Yuri, touched Lihua Song's head, and said happily: "It turns out that I also have a younger sister, hello, uh...... I'm sorry, but I seem to have lost some of my memories, and I'm ...... with yours I'm really sorry. ”

"......" Lihua Juan, who was silent just now, suddenly grabbed Fang Shou's hand, and his lips opened lightly: "Ernie sauce." ”

"Hey~" Pervert Jun's body subconsciously replied.

"Nissan. Lihua tilted his head.

"yes, I'm sorry, I'm a little excited right now. Pervert Jun's hand trembled a little, and he was very embarrassed to say to Lihua: "It's like I haven't seen each other for many years, and I suddenly feel so happy...... But you're my sister, so you must know what kind of person I am, right?

"......" Lihua was silent for a while, and then replied seriously: "Very gentle and good person." ”

"That's right. I'm a gentle and nice person. Fang Shou suddenly laughed, he touched Lihua Song's head, and said softly: "Then, for the sake of my lovely little song, perverted Jun I, I will be a gentle and good person from today on." ”

"Stop, stop, stop!" Looking at the two people who fell into a sweet atmosphere, Yuri Nakamura was suddenly dissatisfied, she stepped between the two of them and pushed both of them away, and she said to Li Huajuan in dissatisfaction: "Hey, don't forget that the dominant power is with me, don't go too far!"

"......" Lihua just looked straight at the perverted Jun and didn't speak.

"And you, what are you looking at, have you forgotten what I just said, what do you want to call me?" Lihua Zhuang glared at the perverted Jun fiercely.

"Yes. Sister-sama. ”

"Meow~" Yuri Nakamura let out a pleasant ♀ moan.

"That's right, my sister. Perverted Jun pointed to his head with a straight face, and asked very puzzled: "weishenme, I obviously lost my memory, but I haven't even forgotten all the common sense of life like ordinary people?" It should be said that in my mind, except for the memory that I don't have, I have all the knowledge that I should need as a 'person'. Pls I ......"

"Of course, physical amnesia. Yuri Nakamura stuck out her tongue, obviously, she didn't want to answer the question, and turned her head a little embarrassed and said, "Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, you know?"

"Got it, sister. The pervert nodded knowingly, and after a while, he pointed to the big circular pits on the ground, and asked puzzledly, "Then what are these?"

"What else? Hit your head on the ground, of course...... Don't ask what you shouldn't, you idiot!" (To be continued......)

PS: Don't talk to me about the festival, I've read too many books lately!