"Name"

"Fang Shou"

"Gender"

"Hideyoshi"

“...... What's that?"

"Hmph, you don't understand this, do you?" Although his hands were handcuffed with silver dangling, Fang Shou still didn't change his dead-skinned and cheap character, he was shy with an old face, and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "The so-called Hideyoshi refers to the heroine Kinoshita Hideyoshi in "Stupid Test Summoning Beast", because the gender is unknown and she looks too cute, there is a saying that 'Hideyoshi's gender is Hideyoshi'. Don't you understand? Simply put, it's a cute boy like me. ”

"After investigation, the prisoner was found to be mentally unstable and could no longer distinguish his gender. The officer stumbled on something in his notebook: "From which hospital?"

"Hey! Don't think that a police officer can casually frame a blame! I am a good young man in the new era with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, and labor. Although I look a little shabby...... Bah, how can you judge a person by their appearance? Tell you, the most important thing in this shijie is the beauty of the soul! The beauty of the soul is the most important!" Fang Shou said for a long time in one breath: "And what's the matter with the first question? Every time I am arrested, do you have to ask this question first? Or do you police beep have nothing to ask? This stalk is going to be used rotten, right?"

"......" The police officer listened carefully for a while, and then recorded in his notebook: "The prisoner has a criminal record, and it is recommended that he be taken into custody ......."

"Uncle policeman, are you kidding me?"

"Bang!" The people around Fang Shou were knocked away by someone, and Dr. Wang ran in from outside sweating profusely, and said breathlessly: "I, I, I ......"

"Dr. Wang. "I didn't expect that this Dr. Wang Wang's face was really not small, and the police officer actually recognized him. And he stood up from his chair, with a thick look of respect in his eyes: "You are ......"

"I, I want to ......" Dr. Wang rolled his eyes, stretched out his index finger tremblingly, and pointed at Fang Shou from afar: "I, I want him, I want him to ......"

"Damn, why do so many people fall in love with my brother's chrysanthemum!" Fang Shou, who had a look of disgust, covered his ass tightly, and it was really a shame that he could still make such an embarrassing action when his hands were imprisoned: "If you want to pick up soap, you just need to gently smash this uncle's face a few times." There will be a lot of waiting for you to pamper them, don't stare at my all day long!"

"No, it's not!" The honest Doctor Wang obviously didn't expect Fang Shou to treat him as a person with a dragon and yang, and he was already flustered, and he was not calm in an instant: "I just, I just want to take you out." ”

"Officer, do you have three meals?"

"That's enough. ”

"I'm going to turn myself in! I don't want to follow a I don't know!"

"No, it's not. I'm Dr. Wang, we've just met in the ward, right? I'm a friend of Miss Lily. Dr. Wang danced and explained something.

"Lily?" Fang Shou wrapped his hands around his body again, and dug his nostrils very shamelessly: "Who is that? Why does it sound like a pseudonym for a young lady in heaven and earth?"

"Bang!"

Golden greatsword slices through the roof.

"Wow. My life, I have no regrets!" Fang Shou raised his head and looked at the golden giant sword blankly, it was really big. Is it really very big? Such a big sword must be very inappropriate to kill chickens, right? Who would dare to bring a controlled knife to the police station? And why should he aim at himself?

"Boom!" Fang Shou, who had seen the marquee of life, was smashed to the ground by a giant sword like this.

It's really a shame that he is a small strong man who can't be killed, if he is an ordinary person. I was already beaten into meat sauce by this sword, right?

"How dare you say it......" Wang Lili, who was bubbling with golden flashes all over her body, had already appeared in front of Fang Shou at some point, and in addition to the golden light in her eyes, there was also anger that had almost turned into substance: "I am from heaven and earth." Miss?"

"Woman, are you this kind of character?" Fang Shou, who was pressed under the big sword, almost cried, the girl in front of him with a violent face turned out to be the blonde girl who walked away in front of her without hesitation, and was still very natural to gnaw on the apple in the fruit basket......

"It turns out that your name is Lili, Woman?" Fang Shou urged the little white energy left in his body, and resisted the big sword on his body to the death.

"You've always been like that. Wang Lili seemed to be holding something in her hand, and she bit her lip stubbornly: "I never looked back at my feelings, I will only move forward by myself, ...... forward"

"Woman. Fang Shou, who was sweating profusely, said that his pressure was really great......, he didn't expect this girl to be so powerful, and he couldn't bounce off the giant sword on his body after urging all his strength, but he had a feeling of getting heavier and heavier: "If you have something to say, can you get rid of the things on my body first?"

“......”

"Miss Lily?" Dr. Wang couldn't help but wipe the cold sweat from his head, "If you don't take it away, he will really die." ”

"Huh?" Wang Lili, who looked innocent and ignorant, turned around, and she glanced blankly at the surrounding environment: "Where is this? Why am I here?

"Ghost upper body?" Fang Shou was taken aback.

"Schizophrenia?" Dr. Wang also frowned slightly, "But it doesn't feel right, the aura just now is too domineering, even I ......"

"Dear, can you help me get the stuff off first?"

The stunned police officer on the side also nodded: "Yes, Doctor Wang, let's pull him out first." If we die before we are interrogated, we will be in trouble. ”

"Hey, are you what a police officer should say?" Fang Shou was angry: "Even if it's me, I'll be angry." I'm just trying to ...... girls under the age of fifteen."

"Sure enough, it's a death sentence......

"Even if it's a death sentence, you have to pull me out first, right?" Fang Shou's face became more and more pale: "Also, didn't you say that if your breasts are big enough, it's fine?"

In the end, with the help of Wang Lili, a strange woman, Fang Shou finally crawled out from under the giant sword, it was really dangerous, he was almost going to see God, and he was almost about to say goodbye to this wonderful shijie. Perhaps, in a way, Fang Shou didn't die like this, but continued his journey of this shijie, which is the biggest disrespect for this shijie, right?

"Officer, you also saw that compared to the sexual harassment I just had, this little ...... Uh, little sister. Although Wang Lili looked very honest now, Fang Shou was still afraid that if she said something irritating, she would go berserk again, so he could only carry the dog's guts and said cautiously: "Her behavior just now was even more excessive, right? I almost died, I was killed in the police station." ”

"It was just an accident. The officer seemed to have spoken out to Dr. Wang: "We didn't see the moment when she swung her sword, so we couldn't issue an arrest warrant." ”

"Look in my eyes. Fang Shou stared hard at his dog's eyes: "Does it look stupid?"

"Yes. The officer nodded honestly.

"Let go of me, I'm going to attack the police. I'm going to go to jail to pick up soap! Rather than being walked away by an unknown and a foodie who goes berserk from time to time, I'd rather spend my whole life with all the faggets inside, isn't there no one to accompany me on New Year's Day? Isn't it just that the person I like isn't around? What is this? I won't cry! I won't vent my frustration! I won't ......."

"Alright, alright. Doctor Wang, who was holding Fang Shou to death, shook his head helplessly: "Don't make trouble for the police officer, if there is something, let's go back and talk about it." ”

"I'm going to beep beep! I'm going to pick up soap! I'm going to check the water meter!"

Someone who went berserk because of the loneliness of New Year's Day.

"Alright, alright. Dr. Wang, who grabbed Fang Shou and walked outside, also said, "Miss Lily, let's go with us." Let's go back to the hospital first, and there are a few things I want to know a little bit about. ”

"Oh. Wang Lili nodded honestly, the highest will let herself obey Fang Shou's orders, since he had been taken away, then he had no reason to continue to stay here. Anyway, where the hell is this? I was in the hospital room with a fruit basket.

A few minutes later, Fang Shou and his party happily nibbled on hamburgers and big chicken thighs in the KFC, well, if it weren't for the stacked plate on Fang Shou's left hand side and the accumulated bones on his right hand, their group would have been a handsome guy and a boy with a beautiful girl and a half-dead face drinking afternoon tea at best.

"Woman......" Fang Shou secretly swallowed his saliva, and carefully hid the chicken nuggets that had been protected with great difficulty in his hands: "Your stomach bag must be a different dimensional space......, right?

"Huh!" the silver spoon kept shaking in front of Fang Shou.

"With your strength, even if you eat too much, you won't get fat!" Fang Shou's face was upright.

"It's not because I like to eat. Wang Lili's face turned red: "It's just that if you are hungry, it will be a very rude thing for the enemy to go to the battlefield." ”

Tell me, which enemy cares if you're hungry or not, and if you really talk about it, they'll want you to starve to death......, right?