Chapter Ninety-Five: Do You Think You Can't Steal Cameras, You Can't Basketball and Call Kuroko?
"Okay, okay, Miss, you can open your eyes. Kuroko smiled and held the white ball of light composed of Fang Shou's hard work, and slowly fell: "Tut-tut, the brutal eldest lady also has such a cute side." β
"You, you're that psychopath!" Hearing Kuroko's words, the eldest lady who opened her eyes saw that person's face clearly, and her first reaction was this: "Didn't I ask you to copy the Three Character Classic a million times? What are you doing here?"
"Haha. Heizi put Nangong Qi down and raised his head proudly: "Who will listen to you, stupid yellow-haired girl!"
"you!" Nangong Qi tapped his finger, and the white light shield on her body slowly shrank, and gradually condensed into a white marble in her hand: "What is this?"
"Tut-tut. Give it to me. Heizi snatched the white marbles from Nangong Qi's hand, played with them for a while, and asked, "Miss, what kind of jewelry do you like?"
"What are you doing?" Nangong Qi took a few steps back with some caution and covered his chest stiffly: "I don't like thousands of years old monsters. β
"I'm going to go!" Kuroko was obviously angry: "Don't go too far, you yellow-haired girl! Which eye do you see that I'm an old monster? I'm eighteen years old in the prime of life! Seventeen years old forever! Hurry up, or I'll steal all your underwear!"
"You dare!" Nangong Qi, whose face was flushed, couldn't help but shrink his neck, this guy in front of him defected when he summoned the spirit of his life, and he could be said to be one of the oldest servants, but his terrible, tiresome personality was annoying to the eldest lady, if she was now struggling with this neurotic about the question of seventeen or eighteen, this guy ...... Really will put your own ...... So, reluctantly. She muttered, "Ring." β
"Poof~" Someone who turned his face to laugh didn't care about the feelings of the eldest lady at all.
"Die with me! Die a hundred times! No, a million times!" The angry Nangong Qi didn't have the usual dignified lady appearance at all, there was no way, this mysterious Hu had been bullying her since she was a child, and if she had anything to do, she had to tease her a few times...... It stands to reason that if others dared to do this, they would have died hundreds of times, but Heizi is different, Nangong Qi has an inexplicable sense of intimacy with him, just like ...... The feeling of the past and present lives is average!
"Alright, alright. It's normal to think about spring. Kuroko held back a laugh. Shook the ball of light in his hand fiercely: "Your stupid kid's favorite is the phoenix, right? Let you see my artistic attainments!"
"Wow!" Nangong looked at the pure white ring in front of him with a holy aura fixedly: "What a beautiful ring......"
"Yes, I think my artistic talent is unmatched, but we are people who have drunk with Li Bai and squatted with Du Fu, hum, it's amazing!" β
"But ......" Nangong Qi took the ring from Kuroko's hand. After playing with it for a while, I only felt a comfortable aura emanating from my body: "Weishenme wants to draw a turkey on it?"
"......" has a large mouth, no hair on the neck, and the feathers on the body are also patchy. It looks a little messy, and the most important thing is its eyes, Nangong Qi looked at it, and he had an urge to burst into laughter: "It's a turkey, right?" Neurotic, this is a turkey, right?"
Kuroko, who was sweating profusely, turned his head in embarrassment and raised his sleeves. A look of loneliness on his face: "Art." It's so incomprehensible!"
"It's a turkey, isn't it?
"Bear child, stay where you go!" Kuroko's back became smaller and smaller. kept muttering, "That's not right." Dabai should be a good draw. Am I being pitted?Ah~~~Is it really like a turkey?Ahhh~~~~"
"Your Excellency, Your Majesty!" the brute bull panted as he led the rest of the black-robed men to run quickly in this direction, because the sunspot chose to fall far away from them, so they could finally arrive after breaking free from the garrison.
Seeing the familiar servants coming, Nangong Qi also put away her little girl appearance, straightened her face, and looked at the brute bull with a serious face: "The people of the internal guard didn't clash with the garrison, right?"
"No!" the brute scratched the back of his head in embarrassment: "Although we almost fought, but seeing the beast tide disappear, those soldiers didn't stop us." β
"The beast tide is gone?" Nangong Qi looked back, and sure enough, the green that was still all over the mountains just now was gone, and the scene of nine deaths just now was like a dream, which seemed so unreal.
"By the way, what about him?What about Fang Shouren?" "Since the beast tide is gone, he should be fine, right?" Nangong Qi began to search for the familiar and unfamiliar lewd smile: "Why didn't you see him? Neurotic, what about others? Where did you take me?"
"I have a name. Kuroko covered his forehead helplessly: "Haode doesn't learn to learn badly." If you really can't call me Brother Kuroko, you can also teach Kuroko-sensei, whether it's basketball, photography, or lily. β
"What about Fang Shouren?" After looking for a long time and not seeing Fang Shou's figure, Miss Nangong Qi couldn't help but be a little anxious: "Why didn't you see him? Where is he?" Hey, neurotic, hurry up and find me!"
"Hey~ You're really a troublesome lady~" Kuroko patted his head helplessly: "Don't look for it, he was eaten by that thing." Ah, maybe you can listen to his last words: gone! My little brother is gone!
"Don't be kidding!" said the eldest lady grimaced, "You're joking, aren't you?"
"It's a pity. Kuroko squatted down, and there was a light of wisdom in his black eyes: "I'm not joking, and I don't plan to joke with you." That lewd pervert who likes young girls has been eaten and devoured by that 'thing'!"
"You're lying!" the eldest lady slammed her forehead against his head: "You must be lying." β
"Hiss~"
"Liar, liar, liar, deceitful......" punched and kicked, the eldest lady was like a shrew: "You must be deceiving people." β
And Kuroko. While enduring her punches and kicks, she kept smiling bitterly: "It's really difficult to serve the eldest lady." β
"What's going on?" the brute kept glaring, wanting to know what made their noble lady so out of control.
"Liar......" The red-eyed lady was already about to cry.
"Still. Kuroko suddenly put his hand on the eldest lady's head: "The only strength of that pervert is that he has the same vitality as Xiaoqiang, so he can't die." β
"That ......"
"Yes, although he was eaten. Kuroko's eyes narrowed into a slit: "But he's not dead yet, maybe one day he will appear in front of you again and continue to touch your thighs." Hey, hey, hey. β
"You, you, you, how do you know?" The eldest lady's eyes were flustered: "Are you slandering me?
"I don't know. Because of the blockage of the mask, the eldest lady only saw his eyes, but from his eyes, it could be seen that his embarrassed appearance was a great pleasure for him: "Hey, I don't know weishenme I have a feeling that my daughter is about to get married!"
"You're really a psychopath!" Nangong Qi turned his face, not daring to look into his eyes, with Kuroko's familiarity with himself, he must have seen something, right?" "Don't be crazy all day long, okay? I don't look like an old monster who has lived for thousands of years." β
"So I'm eighteen in the prime of life, seventeen forever!" said the smug man over and over again the cold joke.
"Hmph, I don't care about you. Da Niu, what about Ouyang and the others?" Nangong Qi knew the ability of this neurotic, he said that Fang Shou was not dead, Fang Shou would definitely be fine, in this way, then he should care more or less about his little friends. Speaking of which, they had gone down the mountain a few minutes earlier than they did, and they should have arrived by now......
βbixia......β
"Huh?"
was glared at by Nangong Qi's eyes, Da Niu's neck shrank, and said cautiously: "Miss." β
"Yes. The eldest lady of the very locomotive nodded.
"They came out of the mountain a few minutes ago, and now they should be on the chief's side. Da Niu replied, in the previous life...... As the most elite special forces in the Tang Dynasty, they are directly under the direct jurisdiction of the empress, but they are very aware of the terrible things about the first empress of the ages.
If you anger her......
The big cow felt a chill behind him, the Son of Heaven was angry, and millions of corpses were ambushed.
It's not a joke, although she is still a big lady now, but ...... Seeing the colleagues who are gradually gathering together, I know that this eldest lady will wake up one day sooner or later to feed Wu Zetian, whose hands are covered with blood, the first empress of China, and one of the pioneers of the Tang Dynasty!
"Hey. Seeing Da Niu's frightened appearance, the eldest lady sighed secretly, one by one, all like this. He obviously has great strength, but when he sees himself, he always looks like this, even the name, because of his joke, he changed his name to Da Niu.
It's not interesting at all.
Nangong Qi couldn't help but glance at Heizi, if this person wasn't a psychopath, he was really a very fun person, just like Fang Shou.
"Hey, little girl!" Kuroko glared at Nangong Qi unhappily: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, first." I'm not neurotic. Second. Restrain the little star in your eyes, okay?troublesome adolescence~~~" (To be continued......)