Chapter 813: This is how a good memory is obtained
The harvest was over, but Hetshetier still did not return. Before going to class in the morning, Alicia summons her best slime and transforms it into Michelle, trying to fool Chrissy right under her nose. This is not to say that the little queen is very righteous towards her friend - although the other party is the tuba of Miss Michelle of Elijah's main palace, but it is not enough for Alicia to dare to stand in front of the angry Chrissy to intercede for her for no reason to skip class - but if the slime's disguise can hide from the bad teacher, the blonde girl will let her become herself, and she herself will swagger back to the Birea Empire to organize the army to search and expedition to the northern seas and do the mission by the way.
The other students in the class didn't have the slightest suspicion about this "Michelle", after all, the slime's BUG-level ability was there. Even Ilya couldn't tell who the slime who stood with the little queen after taking on the form of Alicia was the deity, let alone ordinary people.
The slime perfectly replicates everything that the natural stays have, and Alythia thinks she should be able to fool Chrissy.
But until then, there are other things to do.
The bell rang in the Garden of Hope, and the classroom door was pulled open.
"What, didn't you put a bucket full of water on the door?" Chrissy, who had a small simple earth-based magic shield on her head, looked up and pouted her lips in a little surprise, "I'm looking forward to it." β
Alicia, who was sitting upright, slipped to the ground with her butt in her hand, but even then she couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
Ignoring the inexplicable expressions on the faces of most of the students. Chrissy walked slowly to the podium with some strange steps, clenched her fists around her mouth and coughed hard, "Then, first of all, roll call......"
After returning to the dormitory last night. Alicia had already discussed it with her friends, and when Chrissy was about to take the roll call, they all stood up and coaxed her, I mean congratulations to her mentor. So after looking at each other twice, several girls stood up and said in unison, "Tutor Chrissy, congratulations on finally getting married yesterday." I wish you a happy wedding!"
"I'll go, you hairy girls who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic have really done this. Chrissy pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed deeply, then pulled out a chocolate bar and put it in her mouth. "Well, I'll take your blessings, Xiexieβthough I'd love to say so. But what's going on with that 'finally married', it makes me seem like no one wants to end up now--Yu-find a boyfriend and after dating, think it's quite suitable for each other, and end up--Yu-marry yourself!"
[Picking out the words so ruthlessly shows that she is actually very concerned about her single life without a boyfriend for a long time......]
Sophia immediately opened the folding fan elegantly and half-hid her lips and chuckled: "There is no such thing, everyone is just sighing that an excellent teacher like you should be happy earlier." β
"Ah, weishenme, I always feel that the meaning of your words is even worse?"
"It's a delusion. β
Until this time. The rest of the class only then realized what had happened. The entire school building shook violently in an earth-shattering exclamation. Countless birds perched in the nearby woods were also frightened and flew into the sky, and the scene looked very exaggerated.
Although the class with the best tutor, the best queen, the best princess, and all kinds of top girls is indeed a wonderful flower in the Garden of Hope, you can't openly affect others during class time, right? The tutor of the next class immediately walked over and unceremoniously opened the classroom door: "What is your class making a fuss about!?"
"Nothing. Chrissy waved her hand at the casual crowd, "It's just that the students are very surprised that I got married yesterday." β
"Oh, I see. After subconsciously nodding in reply, the other party suddenly fell into an eerie silence.
Before the visitor could scream in dismay, Chrissy threw a stone and knocked him unconscious.
Perhaps it was because of this stirring that the students gradually recovered. Many of the girls immediately left their seats, their eyes shining and they gathered around Chrissy and chattered and asked questions. The unexpectedly unscrupulous bad teachers were suddenly in a hurry.
Among these girls, there is naturally the figure of a certain undisciplined blonde little queen.
I saw that Alicia desperately squeezed in front of Chrissy from the crowd with all her might, climbed the podium with her left elbow and hung her body in the air, held a microphone in her right hand and raised it to the other party's mouth, posing as a fairly standard professional reporter, and asked loudly: "Mentor Chrissy." I noticed that you walked into the classroom with a strange pace, which means that last night was your first time, right?
The girls around them suddenly fell silent with disbelief on their faces.
"It's the first time I've seen a reporter who asks such a thing in public, hey!" Chrissy slapped Alicia on the head and said angrily, "Can you give me a more serious question?"
The blonde girl didn't care about this little failure, she playfully stuck out her tongue and turned to a straight face, "Okay, okay, I just wanted to get everyone's attention so that they don't talk anymore." Now that the goal has been achieved, let me ask a very serious question that is of great concern to everyone. May I ask Mentor Chrissy, how did Mr. Stanley propose to you at that time?"
The eyes of all the girls present lit up instantly, and even some of the boys on the periphery couldn't help but put on a look of concern.
"It's actually not as romantic as you think, and it can even be said to be a little bland. Being stared at by countless shiny kryptonite dog eyes, Chrissy, who is a female man, couldn't help but slide a lot of cold sweat on the back of her head, shrank back slightly and waved her hand again and again, "It's similar to the ones played in the stage play, in a quiet and uninhabited place." He got down on one knee in front of me, holding flowers and rings, looked up and ...... and so on."
"Mentor, you just skipped the most crucial and exciting part. The blonde girl said with a grimace.
"The old lady just deliberately skipped the past, what can you do. Don't you want to bite me?" Chrissy slapped the podium hard and shouted, "It's class time, you guys hurry up and get the old lady back to her seat!"
After driving the students back to their seats, Chrissy quietly breathed a sigh of relief, opened the roster, coughed and said, "I know you have a lot of questions to ask, but not right now, if you have anything to say later, I'll talk about it later." So, let's start the roll call. β
If nothing else. Everything will be back on track. The students sat quietly while Chrissy completed her scheduled tasks without interruption: roll call, announcing the exact time of the field test to the students, handing out the test-related forms, etc., just as the fourth-grade class was doing.
But it turns out. There are always things going on in this class.
"Michelle. β
"To. β
Chrissy put down the roster in confusion, squinted her eyes at the slime carefully, and then strode up to its side decisively, touching her chin and frowning fiercely.
Sitting in the back row, Alicia could clearly see countless cold sweats breaking out from the back of the slime, even though she still looked like a cute face with a confused face in the front.
"Mia, Mentor, is there anything on my face?" asked the slime, tilting his head.
Chrissy shook her head slightly. Just when Alicia thought she had succeeded in deceiving the other party and secretly breathed a sigh of relief. The bad teacher bit the chocolate bar in his mouth and suddenly affirmed in a categorical tone: "You are not the real Michelle. Hurry up and get it from the truth, what kind of demon are you?"
The fact that Alyssia has a slime that can transform into anyone at will is not actually made public, and she has never let this little guy show her face in the academy, so it should be easy to fool Chrissy. However, the little queen clearly underestimated the bad teachers.
Because Chrissy still doesn't remember the names of most of the students, she simply identifies them by their looks, habits, smells, etc. Slimes are not 100% the same person, despite being able to replicate them perfectly, and there are still some subtle and almost imperceptible differences between the two.
"No, no, no. What are you talking about, Mentor Chrissy?" the horrified Alicia quickly stood up and covered the slime, "She must have looked at Michelle no matter what." Is it possible that so many of us can still all recognize this natural stupidity?"
Chrissy chewed off the chocolate bar in her mouth and hummed, "Even if this guy can fool all of you, he can't fool me!" β
β...... Can I understand that you don't know what you have in your own heart?"
The blonde girl was answered with a hand knife.
"It hurts, it hurts. Alicia rubbed her head and came to the slime, pointed at the corner of its mouth and said loudly, "Teacher, please see, the corners of her mouth are still stained with a little white cream. Although she accidentally got it while eating breakfast, it is easy to mistake it for the traces left by her mouth when she got up in the morning to help Ilya do [beep--] kill. If she wasn't Michelle, how could she be so naturally confused?"
It's also possible that she deliberately pretended to be careless and glued it on. β
The little queen quietly spat without a trace, and then stood on tiptoe and pressed her right hand on its chest fiercely in the slime's exclamation: "In that case, look at this envy, jealousy, hatred, no, I mean the ridiculously large European pie, combined with the soft and delicate feel and years of experience, I guarantee that this is definitely a genuine all-natural item, and there is no strange thing added to it!" And among the fourth-grade girls, only Michelle and Himeru Rishi have such proud breasts that are not fake!Who are you if you say she is not Michelle!?"
Many boys around him instantly burst out with a large number of nosebleeds, even the ones who were stared at by their girlfriends were no exception.
"It's even more strange for you to verify someone else's identity in this way, huh!?" Chrissy punched Alysia the top of the head, "The soft and delicate feel is enough." And what about the 'years of experience'? Are you a playboy who has been mingling with many women for many years!?"
"Goo, Mentor Chrissy, your complaints are really getting sharper and sharper. Alicia, who was beaten to the ground, raised her head and pursed the corners of her mouth dissatisfied, "Since you insist that she is not the real Michelle. Tell us how you came to this conclusion. Presumably, you should have enough evidence to do so. β
The bad teacher smiled coldly and disdainfully, then bent down slightly and brought his face to the sweaty slime, so that the tips of their noses almost touched. In the eyes of the nearby onlookers, Michelle, who was full of confusion, just showed a puzzled expression and before she could say anything, Chrissy suddenly reached out without warning and lifted her natural skirt!
"Woo, woo ββ!?"
The boys, who had just recovered from the blow of the nosebleeds, received an even more lethal frontal blow this time, and they all rolled to the ground with blood spurting from their mouths.
And then. The atmosphere that should have been as hot as dry firewood burning violently after being lit fell to the bottom in an instant, as if a basin of cold water had been poured on the head. Because the boys don't see what they want to see the most.
"Ah, the legendary classic blue and white bar. "Since she was squatting, she could say that she could see Elysia most clearly in the whole class. "There's also a lovely red bow on the front. β
"That's what I based on. Chrissy raised her chin and said, "Although this is indeed a fat girl who is very in line with the ordinary cute girl with a pure personality, Michelle will never wear a fat girl!"
"I see. Alicia stood up and pounded her palms in realization, "This is indeed a blind spot." β
"Don't casually agree with such a non-musical thing!" Chasi, who finally couldn't stand it, couldn't help but say angrily with a frenzied face. Michelle only occasionally forgot to wear fat. It's not like you don't wear it every day, hey!"
Chrissy waved her hand nonchalantly: "Don't worry about the details or anything." In short, the old lady knows that this product is definitely not a genuine Michelle, and she gives me a different feeling. Alytheria, are you hiding something from me again?"
The blonde girl shook her head into a rattle with decisive force: "No, no, no, there is absolutely no such thing!"
"If you're a teacher, And one of your classes just entered the school, not long after uniting a group of strange-looking underground races, thwarting the invasion of demons, Jihua, and then constantly stealing the role of magical girls, saving Shijie many times in a row, and then finally decapitated in the imperial civil war and stood out as a generation of queens, even so, it was not over, and Ya used various diplomatic means to promote the establishment of an alliance organization of the entire continent, and launched a counterattack against the demons of the dangerous entire Drowlivan, and won the battle, but none of the above is the point, the most important thing is that she is a super student of a black woman who doesn't know what the festival and the lower limit are, I believe you will be as suspicious as my wife and I of all kinds of strange things that happened in the class were made up by her. β
"I'm sorry, in the future, I will honestly return the scene to the horse monkey soju and pay attention not to continue to steal the camera. Embarrassed, Alicia, who was full of black lines, couldn't help but cover her forehead and said speechlessly. "Okay, okay, I'll confess. Michelle had an urgent matter yesterday and had to leave Reeds. But I didn't have time to get permission from the academy, so I told her to leave everything to me and let her go. Indeed, as Mentor Chrissy said, this guy is not the real Michelle. Can you tell me how you saw that?"
Chrissy pulled out a chocolate bar and put it in her mouth, "I'll admit that she's very similar to Michelle, it's almost identical." However, her eyes betrayed her. Michelle is an authentic natural nerd, and often has a confused expression on her face - just like she does now. However, what she did was not complete, and there was even a huge flaw, that is, her eyes. The real natural stupid will even be completely confused by the eyes! And this one, his eyes are full of flexibility and alertness, and even some cunning. Who would believe that she is Michelle?"
[Tutor Chrissy, although what you said is very reasonable, but this always makes me feel that Michelle's intelligence value is not as high as that of a slime, which is really a bit painful......]
"Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy. Alicia sighed deeply and said, "But Mentor, I promise Michelle that she is going to take care of important matters, and she has absolutely no intention of skipping class." So ......"
"Needless to say, the punishment for skipping class should be the same. Chrissy said with a serious face, and just as the little queen's face darkened, the bad teacher suddenly reached out and patted the slime on the head, "But isn't Michelle here, where did she skip class?" Also, Alicia, I'll make it clear to you first, because it's Michelle's girl, I deliberately opened up." If the old lady finds out that you sneak out of the academy with this thing you don't know what it is, even if you go to save Shijie, I will love you carefully. Remember?"
Alicia, who had been thinking of replacing herself with a stand-in, immediately replied with tears in her eyes, "Yes, remember." β
"Good. Hearing this, the bad teacher nodded his head and walked over to the podium, "Let's continue with the roll call." (To be continued......)