Chapter 6: A Bunch of Monsters
PS: There are monsters every year, and there are a lot of them today!
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After the three of them laughed heartily, Donald and Wu Potian talked from south to north, talking like white foam in their mouths, and they were still blowing nonsense......
Lei Zhan on the side really couldn't stand the ignorance of the two, these two guys, I really think I'm air, right? Uncle can bear it, Uncle can't bear it, how can this kind of ignorance be bearable?!
Let me interrupt and show that I still exist! Lei Zhan couldn't stop YY in his heart.
"I said Old Man Tang, you don't treat me as a human being too much, and you still pretend not to know me, you are embarrassed, our Bull Demon Lei family doesn't seem to have offended you Old Tang, right?"
Donald, who was bragging loudly, heard someone say that the Bull Demon Lei family immediately stopped bragging, he looked at Lei Zhan, pointed at him with his finger and asked: "You said that you are the descendant of the Bull Demon Lei family? You are the eldest son of the head of the Lei family, that tiger kid? Unexpectedly, so many years have passed in this flash, you have grown from a little fart child to a two-meter-tall man, disrespectful and disrespectful, you really didn't recognize you as an old friend just now!"
Lei Zhan rolled his eyes at Donald. "Didn't recognize anything. I think you're pretending. Who doesn't know that your kung fu is top-notch in pretending to be confused?"
Wu Potian looked at his newly made friend Lei Zhan, and apologized embarrassedly: "Big brother, I got carried away for a while just now, and I was slow to treat the eldest brother, and I hope that the eldest brother will not take it to heart, the younger brother is here to make amends to the eldest brother!"
"Cut, I despise you. Why do you want you to be disrespectful and a companion, make me seem like a big person, I just don't get used to letting people be air, so I made my temperament go wrong for a while, now it's okay, as long as you two don't treat me as air. ”
"How can it?!"
Tang Lao and Wu Potian immediately shouted out in unison, causing the three of them to look at each other and laugh again.
The three chatted for a while, and Donald explained: "With the skills of the two of you." Classes are waived, so it's better to go to the library more often. A deep study of the theoretical knowledge of martial arts will be of great benefit to you, I'm leaving, boys, learn hard!"
"Donald, are there many beauties in the library?"
Hearing this, Wu Potian and Donald were stunned, this kid, is it the one who sings? Wu Potian even despised Lei Zhan, this guy actually likes this mouthful, and has the courage to ask it face to face, grandma's, it's really good!
After a pause, Tang Lao asked seriously, "Lei Zhan, your family's exercises still haven't solved this problem?"
"Hmm!"
Lei Zhan nodded heavily: "And during this time, I feel a little uncontrollable, so I have to come to Longxiang Martial Academy to meet the opportunity, if the fate comes, I can get rid of the title of Hua Dashao, grandma's, this title is really not bad!"
Listening to his answer, Tang Lao didn't say anything, turned around and left, when Wu Potian and Lei Zhan were about to say goodbye to him, the unreliable Tang Lao immediately stopped again, turned around and told Wu Potian with a smile: "Yueming and Fang Fei have arrived in advance, I have seen them separately, when the time comes, you can contact each other a lot and help each other, that Fang Fei has also cultivated to the level of a martial artist, did you kid do anything from it?" It stands to reason that with her skills, it is unlikely that she will break through the martial artist level, and her temperament seems to have changed greatly, what the hell is going on?!"
"Old Tang, what are you talking about, as if I have some secret relationship with Senior Sister Fang Fei, I am thick-skinned, nothing, but I am a girl, thin-skinned, and I will find you a Donald ghost to settle accounts at that time." Wu Potian blamed Donald narrowly.
"Cut, I don't know about your little childlike relationship, do you really think I'm a fool Donald? You two eyebrows, it's strange that you don't have a few hands in private, hum, you kid will pretend to be B for me, no matter, let you pretend if you want to, but when you want me to pull the string, I see how embarrassed you are to open that mouth, hum!" After speaking, the old guy slipped away as if he had become a thief......
This Donald has been with Wu Potian for a long time, and now he has learned Wu Potian's mantra thoroughly, and he has become Wu Potian's second.
Hey, hey, hey......
As soon as he heard these fashionable words, Wu Potian laughed gloomily.
Lei Zhan listened to Donald's words, and immediately showed a look that I am a man, and whispered to Wu Potian very mysteriously: "Brother, I didn't expect you to be a merry seed, there is Senior Sister Liu in the front, and there is a fiery beauty in the back, look at your small body, at first glance, they all belong to the category of malnutrition, when the time comes, let me Lei Zhan take out the family heirloom masterpiece, give you a good supplement, aphrodisiac, nourish the kidneys, invigorate the qi and blood, and let you be as strong as blowing bubbles, what's the matter, don't you thank me first, lay a good emotional foundation, and then do things well?!" ”
Stop, stop, stop......
Wu Potian listened to this, his eyes rolled wildly, a black line crawled all over his face, and quickly stopped his words, what kind of person is this, what kind of big brother is this new friend, is it reliable?
I have very serious doubts!
After thinking about it, he heard this guy say that it was a problem with his family's exercises, so he turned around and gossiped for an unprecedented time, and asked with concern: "Brother, what did you say about the family exercises just now, as if there were some flaws, can you explain it clearly?"
"I won't tell you, little brother, my family heirloom exercises, all of them are masculine paths, after a long time of practice, the desire for the opposite sex is increasing day by day, only find a good woman, especially a willing woman to vent her masculinity, yin and yang exchange, you can continue to practice, otherwise, you may be burned with lust, a body of true yuan, flesh, meridians burned, become a waste......
However, the woman will not lose her virginity in vain, she will become more beautiful because she absorbs masculinity, and her skills will be greatly improved day by day, which can be regarded as a kind of exercise for mutual benefit, so I was given the title of flower ...... less, hehehehe"
"Grandma's, and this kind of shameless exercises, I'm really the first time I've heard of them, can't I improve them? Especially the seniors of your family, can't we study them in depth and improve them from generation to generation to make them gradually perfect?"
Of course there is, for more than a thousand years, the elders of our family have been improving this shameless exercise, but they have had little effect, it is difficult to fundamentally change the pattern of the entire exercise......
Hearing this, Wu Potian scurried with black lines on his face, looking for women every day, are there so many women who make you a scourge? Is it easy for a woman to cultivate, really!
This thunder war is definitely an outstanding person of a generation!
Just when Wu Potian was evaluating Lei Zhan from his heart, Lei Zhan ran over and said with a hippie smile: "Wu Potian, we will live together every day for the next five years, I can't imagine that you are a celebrity of the generation, you are such a thin and weak body, how can you be so good at picking up girls, I will give you a family heirloom ten perfect tonic soup every day, you must blow your body up, so as to catch up with the rhythm of my pickling girls, hehehehe......"
After speaking, he still kept smiling obscenely, and his face was weird and incomprehensible.
Wu Potian's face changed drastically when he heard this, and he quickly refused: "Stop, stop...... I thank you for the perfect tonic soup first, you still keep it for yourself, it's best to make up for a foot tall, a day royal girl, grandma's, you are a sullen freak!"
"Thanks for the compliment, that's what I'm aiming for. ”
Damn, what kind of person is this, it's just a living monster, how can I recognize me as a brother, it's really unseemly!
While talking, the two walked all the way towards the dormitory area, along the way, Wu Potian's shoulder Xiao Jin Nala's style, cute expression, was favored by many beautiful eyebrows, especially Wu Potian's delicate appearance, tender skin, and that pair of extremely delicate eyes with frightening black eyes, revealing a fusion of both mature and immature beauty, was favored by many delicate girls and smiled.
"Grandma's, this guy is simply charming and has a lot of commotion!" Lei Zhan looked at Wu Potian playfully, and his heart became indignant.
This kind of performance suddenly overturned his wise judgment that "Wu Potian is hopeless", Lei Zhan was stunned by surprise, and scolded Wu Potian in his heart, damn, dare me to walk with this guy, it is a match, God, why am I so miserable?
Lei Zhan had a grudge, and the two finally came to the dormitory, but what Wu Potian didn't expect was that this dormitory area would be so unique:
This dormitory is a luxurious villa, the environment is elegant and chic, the scale is very large, and other dormitories are very different, Wu Potian looked at the sign in his hand, it is here, Room 003 of Building 1, he connected the second building number, yes?
Dingdingding......
Lei Zhan pulled the specially made doorbell, and there was immediately a violent roar in the house, followed by the sound of someone walking quickly, but no one came out to open the door......
"Ya, what the hell are these two guys doing in the house, let me catch this guy doing bad things, I will never spare Lei Zhan!" Lei Zhan chatted with Wu Potian outside the house.
The two stood outside the door and waited for about ten minutes, and finally waited for someone to open the door, and the furnishings in the room were so messy that Wu Potian was surprised:
This...... This...... What are both guys up to?!
Monsters, this is definitely a bunch of living monsters! (To be continued......)