Chapter 9: The False Taoist

If it had been before, I would have stopped Lin'er from speaking so arrogantly, but today I didn't. The landlord is indeed hateful, and this "Qingyou Dao Chief" looks like a god. After so many years of traveling in the world, the human form* that he comes into contact with is indeed the only person who is covered with the smell of copper, which is the most disgusting.

In fact, Lin'er's words don't even need to be pondered, so she knows that she can only listen to them as a joke or angry words, and she can't do them.

However, the landlord didn't seem to think so, and it was obvious that he took it seriously, and his face instantly darkened. Hiding his left hand behind him, he secretly pinched up a "Tongxin Formula" and applied it to him. It turned out that if it weren't for our good-looking and eye-catching, and Zhang Linfan was a tenant here, he would definitely make trouble and coax us out directly.

His face changed color, and his heart was even more colorful, and I couldn't help but laugh when I saw it.

Zhang Linfan gently pushed me who was stuck in a smile, and picked his face, motioning me to take a look at Lin'er and them.

After putting away the "Secret Formula", I looked to the other side. It's no wonder he wants to remind me, Lin'er's facial features are like all upside down, the whole person is full of fighting spirit, where is there a trace of snake demon delicate and beautiful people, now it seems that the whole son and a daughter Sun Xingjun came to the world.

"Ahem!"

I coughed lightly, moved to Lin'er's side, put one hand on her shoulder, looked at her face, and shook my head slightly.

Biting her lip hard, her little pink fist also clenched hard, but she still closed her mouth and stopped talking, but a pair of eyes were still staring coldly at Mr. Landlord.

The landlord's attitude was indeed very bad, but at this moment, the landlady came out to be a peacemaker, with a fat face and a deliberate smile.

"The two young ladies don't know, our house does have some problems, but, please rest assured, although there is a little problem, nothing has ever happened, but my husband felt a little troubled, so he invited this Taoist chief to take a look, but we will definitely not rent for a long time!"

This couple is really a reflection of the people of the world, everything is about money, and they are just philistines, and they have to think of others as such.

Lin'er must have ignored them, and after sneering, she found a sofa and sat down casually, staring at them with a lively look.

Yun Yan has not made a lot of noise since the landlord came with a Taoist priest, and his face, which had been smiling gently, gradually became cloudy, and a trace of displeasure flashed in his eyes from time to time. From this point of view, he is quite disgusted with this "Qingyou Dao Chief".

This aroused my curiosity, even if he knew the game of Feng Shui, or if he was really some invisible practitioner, he should not be so disgusted with a peer who had not yet made a move.

However, this "Qingyou Dao Chang" was very calm, paced to me with a compass in his hand, and pushed away Zhang Linfan and Yun Yan who were standing beside me, and walked around me for a long time, twisting the small handful of mountain beards with the long and skinny nails of the nails as they turned.

"This young lady is not a vulgar thing, she speaks directly, dare to ask the girl if a certain fairy has come to the world?"

"Poof, hahahahahahahaha!"

Lin'er, this girl, didn't grow up, just this sentence caused her to almost fall on the sofa and laugh, laughing until a touch of clarity hung in the corners of her eyes, and her whole little face turned red.

"Yes, yes, my young lady, it's the Nine Heavens Xuannu Xuanmu Da Tianzun, hahahaha!"

laughed and laughed, and she followed the joke to continue the story, and then even made me such a title.

"Poof!"

In this way, even Zhang Linfan couldn't help laughing, and an ice cube face finally squeezed out a smiling but fleeting expression in an instant.

Yun Yan seemed to understand the truth, and covered his mouth to reveal a very feminine smile. Only this smile is also an inexhaustible style of phoenix eyes.

I can't help but sigh in my heart: such a charming man exists in the world, I am afraid that it will be eaten by both men and women, and it will fascinate all beings!

"Then if this young lady is really the reincarnation of a Xuannu, can she open the Tianmu Zenith?"

"Qingyou Dao Chang" seemed to believe Lin'er's words, and the light in his small eyes was even stronger, but it was the kind of faint evil light, flickering, and he knew that he had no good intentions at a glance.

The scene of the clown jumping off the beam can't be sung without a bridge, so I shook my head at him with a faint smile.

Maybe it was because he got the answer he wanted, "Qingyou Dao Chang" immediately smiled, and even stuck to my side, and like an elder, reached out and put his arm around my shoulder, and patted me gently.

Seeing him like this, Lin'er was furious, jumped up with a "poof", clenched her fists, and her steps became an attacking posture.

"Don't move!"

Quickly pinched up a "secret sound into the heart", and I hugged her, so as not to give birth to other things.

The speed of forcibly retracting the posture was too fast, and she staggered, stabilized her body, and sat back on the sofa. There was no longer the previous teasing expression on his face, replaced by a light layer of white murderous aura.

This girl has also grown up, whether it is temperament or cultivation, she is no longer the ignorant little girl she was at the beginning. It's really good, even if she is naughty and lazy like her, with the loss of time, she will transform into a mature and stable big girl.

"Since these are not opened, why don't you enjoy your face one day, come to my Taoist temple, and open the sky for you for free!"

The hand that was holding my shoulder was a little harder and kept patting. Taking advantage of the time between his beating, he picked up a "secret to the heart" and passed it into his heart, and the dirty and dirty ideas were clearly read into his heart. By the way, I grabbed some information about him, only to find out that he does have a Taoist temple, and the incense is not bad, so he is also financially good, has enough money to support his wife and children, and has a female college student who is as beautiful as a fox and a cat.

Slipping out of his hand like a fish, I quickly moved to Zhang Linfan's side, and he also opened his arms slightly to protect me behind him, and glared at the "Qingyou Dao Chief" with a cold face, which made him shiver unconsciously all over his body.

"Qingyou Daoist, I don't know if it's the reincarnation of the Xuannu, but the ancestral family heirloom is a first-class spirit!

I deliberately spoke with an ancient accent, and the expression on my face was a little charming, and I also did it on purpose. If you want to catch the fox's tail, you have to let the fox smell the rabbit, otherwise, the fox is so cunning, how can it be so easy to enter the cage?

As soon as I said yes, "face to face", "Qingyou Dao Chang" immediately became interested, put the compass into the big cloth bag on his body, walked to the table and sat down, pulled up the sleeve of his left hand, and put it on the table.

"Come on, I'm really interested in taking a look!"

Nodding my head, I was about to go over there, but my wrist was grabbed by Zhang Linfan, and there was some concern in his eyes, not as cold as looking at others.

I tried my best to smile a little brighter than usual, and told him with a "secret voice" that I don't have to worry about it.

Although he understood that a false Taoist priest could not pose any threat to me, he still pondered for a long time before letting go of the hand that was holding me.

Lin'er also stood up at this time and followed me without saying a word. It's so nice to be protected by someone, no wonder women have longed for love held in the palm of their hands since ancient times.

Sitting on the chair prepared for me by the "Qingyou Dao Chief", I shook my hair slightly, and then raised a left hand, and a ball of spiritual power converged on the fingertips of my middle finger and index finger.

Although I already knew what his situation was just now, I had to pretend to be like a little bit, so as not to make him feel different, how could I bluff him?

When his fingers cut through his pulse, the spiritual power quickly rushed into his body. As a result, it was even worse than I thought, he just trembled his body slightly, and his small eyes narrowed, as if he was enjoying the feeling of me stroking his wrist, and did not notice the slightest strange invasion of spiritual power, which means that he is not a cultivator at all, let alone the ability to do things, he doesn't even have a little qi, he is a mortal at all.

Quietly sighing, I pretended to pinch for a while, and swept the people around me.

The landlady held the landlord's arm, and the two of them stood behind the "Qingyou Dao Chief", the landlord's face was full of contempt, and the landlady's face was curious and fresh; Zhang Linfan and Lin'er stood beside me, both of them were expressionless, at most there was a little bit of fun to watch; while Yun Yan stood between us, holding his arms with both hands, his expression was very complicated and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"Well, I guess I've got some eyebrows!"

Letting go of his wrist, I pinched my fingers indiscriminately, shaking my head like a fortune teller on the street for a while.

"How about it, if it's not accurate, you can touch it again?"

"Qingyou Dao Chang" is really not a good person, as soon as he saw that I didn't speak for a long time, he reached out to take my hand and put it on his wrist.

Deftly dodged him, pursed my lips lightly, I cleared my throat, I really regretted not bringing a few jugs of wine, now I really want to take a sip.

"The Taoist chief is really lucky, your Taoist temple is flourishing with incense at the moment, and there are many good believers, just the sesame oil money you usually add is enough for you to live a beautiful life!"

It seems that I am very satisfied with others boasting about myself, so the face of "Qingyu Daochang" shows a look of joy, which has the meaning of letting me continue to "blow".