Volume 1: Beiyue Sect Chapter 001: I'm coming
Ye writes white, Ye writes white, you wake up, wake up......
The unconscious man was shaken awake with a look of horror in his eyes. He looked at the man, and saw that the other party was dressed in soapy straw shoes, his face was covered with sweat, his forehead was pointed, and the back of his head was tied in a bun with a branch, and his face was full of dirt at the moment, and his expression was very frightened.
Ye Shubai slowed down for a while, and then he came to his senses completely, and heard a roar in his ears, surnamed Ye, don't you hurry up and sweep the floor, don't you want to fucking eat? Eat as much as a pig all day long, but work like a pig, Lao Tzu is better than raising a pig, I can still slaughter a pig and stew a red barbecue, what about you, you are not as good as a pig!
The man had a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, a short head, two mouse whiskers on his lips, mung bean eyes glowing with obscene essence, a green coat on his body was cleanly washed, and there were no wrinkles at all, he was shy and poop and had a big belly, and his nostrils were facing the sky and walked past Ye Shubai, and his mouth roared, like an old hen who had just finished laying eggs and was still making noise.
Ye Shubai's brain was a little short-circuited, and before he could figure out the situation, he felt that something hot was flowing down his forehead, and when he reached out and touched it, his hands were full of blood, and the pain came, as if he had been smashed by something.
The person who helped him up looked at him with a look of pity: "Ye Shubai, you go and stop the bleeding, look at you, what do you look like." ”
The man is gone, and he doesn't bandage himself, who is this man? No, what is this place? Where the hell am I?
Ye Shubai looked around in horror, and let out a heart-rending scream from the bottom of his heart.
After half a day, Ye Shubai finally figured out the situation, and the old hen steward saw that his head was bleeding and disgusting, so he gave him a half-day off, so Ye Shubai knew the current situation through the person who helped him up.
This is the Eternal Continent, this is the territory of human beings, here is the Beiyue Sect, here is the cleaning department of the outer sect, the old hen steward is the head of the cleaning department, and he is a sweeping boy under him, and the person who kindly helped him up is called Lu Jiu, like him, he is also a damn sweeping boy, but according to Lu Jiu, he is a little taller than himself, because he doesn't have to empty the toilet, he wants it.
Empty the toilet?
Ye Shubai let out a heart-rending howl in his heart, you must know that in that world, he is the fifth king of platinum diamonds, not to mention the toilet bowl, it is the toilet he uses, all of which are gold-plated!!
I'm fucking crossing!!
In a car accident, I came to this shit continent and became a cleaner, is there anything more unlucky and bloody than this?
My name is Li Wenxuan, my name is Li Wenxuan, I don't call Ye Shubai, I don't call Ye Shubai......
Ye Shubai was holding a large rice dumpling wrapped in rags on top of his head, and there was blood leaking out of it, he looked at himself in the water tank, and his mouth was repeated, as if he was afraid that he would have an amnesia attack and forget his real name. The wound on his head still tingled, and the pain reminded him that this was not a dream, it was a real car accident.
Okay, don't look at it, I know you're handsome, don't fucking handsome you're pregnant, give it, take it and eat it, be careful that the master sees it, or he'll have to give you a brick again.
Lu Jiu sneakily slipped over, took out a nest head from under his dirty sleeve, looked left and right, and then stuffed this sour and sour thing into Ye Shubai's palm.
When the thing started, Ye Shu's white hand trembled, and the head of the nest almost fell to the ground. First, because he was really frightened by this terrible food, Wowotou, he had only seen it in anti-Japanese war films, can he eat this thing? Second, his stomach was empty, he hadn't eaten for a day, and now all the senses of this body were closely connected to him, and if he was hungry, he was hungry!
There's no way, eat, if you don't eat, you'll starve to death.
Ye Shubai wolfed down the sour and smelly nest head, he was so hungry, the nest head was too unpalatable, eat it faster, you can make your sense of smell less tormented, and you can also have a full stomach, this is his mother's killing two birds with one stone!
Ye Shubai wanted to cry without tears.
At night, lying on the broken bed of the broken thatched hut that leaked everywhere, Ye Shubai endured the cold that he had never experienced in his life, he wrapped the damp and somewhat urinous quilt tightly, and had to endure Lu Jiu's earth-shattering snoring, and finally fell asleep until the rooster crowed, and then he was kicked in a daze, and there was a roar in his ears, get up, get up, fucking up.
This time it wasn't the voice of the master in charge, it was the voice of a chief named Chen Shisan.
There are three chiefs under the master, and they are in charge of thirty cleaners, who are responsible for the sanitation and cleaning of the southern courtyard of the Beiyue Sect.
Ye Shubai got up in a panic with a pair of panda eyes, drank a bowl of rice soup with visible human heads, and then had to set off to the South Gate Hall to transport away and dispose of the excrement of the Beiyue disciples last night.
"Ye stupid, do you still want to mix here, do you know how many people starved to death outside, you can serve the urinal and empty the toilet here, and get two meals a day, that is a big event of your ancestral tomb emitting green smoke, you should worship your ancestors in the morning and evening, you know?
The wound on Ye Shubai's head was still aching, looking at Chen Shichang's arrogant eyes, his fists were about to move, and he wanted to punch him, in that world, the suave Wen Shao, when did he suffer from this kind of anger, but under the eaves of people, Brother Wen Xuan had a long jade body, and he had to bow his head!
poured the night incense, and Ye Shubai's appetite was gone, and at lunchtime, the three wowotou had rice soup like clear water, and he couldn't eat it anyway. Fortunately, the body he was in was still relatively strong, and after a busy day, he didn't fall down.
"Ye Shubai, do you want to starve to death!" Lu Jiu saw that he hadn't eaten for a day, and looked at him with some pity.
I'd like to die and go back.
Ye Shubai muttered.
Where are you going back? Didn't there be a big flood in your hometown five years ago, and didn't your parents drown? Do you still want to go back? Dream about you.
Lu Jiu sighed softly.
Ye Shubai was silent, it turned out that his experience was so miserable, but he was a poor man.
Lu Jiu saw that he didn't speak for a long time, and said, "I said Ye Shubai, don't you want to get ahead? Why are you giving up on yourself now?"
Ye Shubai still didn't speak.
"You kid wants to become a disciple of the sect all day long, and I don't know where to find a book to cultivate vitality, I said that your enthusiasm comes and goes quickly, let's pull it down, as far as your qualifications are concerned, it is almost the same as me, and it is destined to be a sweeper in this life. Wash and sleep!" Lu Jiu turned his back and quickly fell asleep.
Ye Shu put his head on his hands and his eyes widened, looking at the boundless darkness. Memories that belong to this body come to mind one by one.
The river banks burst, and the flood flooded the villages and rice paddies, drowning many people and leaving corpses everywhere and starving everywhere. That's a miserable one. Then he begged along the way, came from a remote mountain village to Beiyue Mountain, fought his way out of hundreds of people, squeezed into the cleaning department of the South Courtyard, and became a sweeper. He has a very full ideal, and hopes to one day become an official disciple of the Beiyue Sect. But to enter the sect, it is not easy. Although the sect recruits disciples from outside every year, the conditions are extremely harsh. He used the two taels of silver he had saved for two years to buy a copy of the "Martial Classics" from the hands of a person in the rivers and lakes, and then he cultivated his vitality without sleep or food, and when he felt good about himself, he was rejected by the sect for three consecutive years, saying that he was a waste of firewood, and it was not material for martial arts practice at all. So he couldn't be a disciple of his sect, and he also left a big trumpet of Ye stupid.
It turns out that this guy is not too bad and very self-motivated.
Ye Shubai quickly found the "Martial Classics" that he secretly treasured.
Isn't this the secret of the Buddha's palm? This illustrated and textual is so casual, even the villain who is painted is so casual, this is too low!
Ye Shubai only turned a few pages, and then threw the booklet in his hand aside. However, the word Wudian was deeply imprinted in his mind.
This thing looks cool!
"Ye Shubai, you're crazy! When Lu Jiu was woken up by Ye Shubai, he couldn't help complaining.
When he heard a series of questions from the other party, Lu Jiu was stunned, did this guy have a problem with his brain, why did he ask something that he knew about. Don't fool me. was about to get angry, but Ye Shubai sent ten cents to the front, Lu Jiu was stunned again, this guy has always been a miser, this shot is ten cents, and it is a little generous.
Well, Ye sleeps and sleeps, earns you ten yuan, and chats with you.
It's a magical world, a crazy world. On this eternal continent, there are seven realms, namely the fairy realm, the demon realm, the demon realm, the elven realm, the giant realm, the sea dragon realm, and the human realm. People are the lowest creatures in this continent, they live in the southeast corner of the continent, this is a barren land, either drought or flood, there are many natural disasters, it is said that it is because the human emperor Li offended the heavenly court, so the human race lives in dire straits.
The immortal world is the ruling class of the Eternal Continent, they live in the middle of the continent, the Immortal Emperor of the Eternal Universe is the most powerful king in the world, every year on the ninth day of the ninth month of September, he is in the Pantheon of the Ten Thousand Gods Mountain, and accepts the worship of the other six realms of the dynasty to celebrate his birthday.
The Demon Realm is located in the western part of the continent, where there is a terrible forest called the Black Hell Forest, and there is a Netherworld Temple in the forest, which is the palace of the Demon Emperor.
The demon realm is located in the eastern prairie, where the climate is pleasant, the scenery is beautiful, and there is a city on the grassland, called Haze City, which is the residence of the demon emperor.
The elven realm is located in the Sunset Mountain Range in the north, which is a frozen world, and the elven emperor lives in a cave in the mountain range, called the Water Moon Mansion.
The giant realm is located in the northwest wasteland, where there is a long year of wind and sand howling, the environment is harsh, the castle where the giants are located is called the giant king city, and the giant emperor lives in the giant king hall.
The Sea Dragon Realm is located in the ancient sea to the east of the continent, they live in the Manatee Mountains at a depth of 10,000 meters, and the Sea Dragon Emperor lives in the Shenyuan City of the mountain range.
Human beings also have human emperors, his surname is Li Minghao, he lives in the central capital, and he is the central capital of the Tang Dynasty.
Zhongdu Datang is also surnamed Li?
Ye Shubai was shocked again, he didn't know if this Datang was related to the Datang in the world history books, but this was also too amazing.
Lu Jiuxu babbled for an hour before he finished answering Ye Shibai's question.
When Lu Jiu snorted in the mountains, Ye Shubai lost sleep again. It turns out that the era I live in is an era of demons dancing wildly and mankind suffering!
Even if you are a small guy, you have to be the overlord of a small guy.
Ye Shubai was born with a Pilai appearance, and for the changes in the environment, his speed of adaptation is comparable to that of a chameleon.
The previous Ye Shubai was a submissive, timid and sullen man, and his greatest wish was to make a breakthrough in cultivation and become an official disciple of the Beiyue Sect. The current Ye Shubai is a happy person with a somewhat mixed personality. Every day, he is very happy, and he can pour the night incense in the spring breeze, as if he has won the champion, and even Zhao Huan, the head of the company who often scolded him before, looks at him differently.
This guy won't be shot by me with a brick, will he?!
Zhao Huan was a little puzzled by the situation.
After pouring night incense and sweeping the ground every day, Ye Shubai went to a wild lake in the back mountain to swim. It is impossible for him to fall asleep with a foul stench if he loves cleanliness.
In the evening of that day, Ye Shubai took off himself naked again, like a happy fish, swimming in the water. The water here is brought together by the spring at the top of the mountain, and it is cold and has a sweet taste. Every time Ye Shubai swims, he has to fill his stomach with water before he is willing to go back to sleep.
The sunset weaves a brilliant glow in the West Mountain, the tired birds return to the forest, the frogs chirp and insects chirp everywhere, such a wonderful dusk makes Ye Shubai, a man who once lived in the reinforced concrete forest of that world, feel extremely satisfied. Before he knew it, it was getting late, and he was trying to swim to the shore and get dressed and go back. I didn't want to be suddenly dragged by something under my feet, and then my body quickly sank to the bottom of the water.
It's over, there's something in the water!