The fat man sitting in the front row was confused, he had offended someone? How could I not know?

He asked Da Chun, "Where did you hear that? I haven't been causing trouble lately!"

Da Chun was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "Are you sure you didn't offend anyone? I went to the toilet before, and I heard that there is a sophomore in high school who is in the whole grade, looking for someone named Ji Fat." When I thought about it, my surname is Ji, and I'm still fat, isn't it you!"

The fat man recalled seriously and said, "I really haven't offended anyone recently, Brother Jie can testify, I've been honest lately!"

The fat man muttered again: "Could it be that my women's clothes tricked people into washing my skin? I didn't tell him my surname Ji!

"Fuck, do you still know women's clothes?" Shao Weijie was stunned.

"Occasionally, occasionally!" the fat man knew that he had leaked his mouth, and he was embarrassed to defend himself, "Hey, it's all for life!"

Da Chun explained with a smile: "I heard that it seems that you offended two new teachers? Because of you, they were scolded by the head of the grade, and their young teachers had a good relationship with the boys in the class." As soon as they said, not all the boys in the class came to trouble you, it seems that they have been searched for the first year of high school, and it is estimated that it will be the third year of high school in the afternoon. ”

The fat man is going crazy, when did he do this, and he dared to offend the teacher!

"Could it be that the person you deceived in disguise is one of those two teachers?" Oharu speculated.

"Hey, it's possible!" Shao Weijie, who knew what the situation was, knew that the fat man was taking the blame for him. But seeing that Da Chun accidentally helped him, he hurriedly said, "Most likely you were chatting with the teacher on the Internet in the Internet café, and you were discovered by his classmates, and I told the teacher when I went back, so I wanted you to die!"

Although these words were full of loopholes, the fat man didn't find it in a hurry, and hurriedly asked for help: "Brother Jie, Da Chun, we have been good brothers for many years, you can't see death without help!"

Da Chun said with a dissatisfied face: "What did you just call me?"

"Brother Chun! no, no, Chunye, Chunye. The fat man understood, and quickly nodded and said.

Da Chun nodded with satisfaction, and said curiously: "I want to ask, how did you deceive people with your big face plate?"

"It's very simple!" said the fat man, "first put on makeup, then wear long bangs to cover both sides of the face, and then open a beautiful face." Don't you know, the beauty is powerful now, do you want me to recommend a few to you?"

"Alright, stop playing. Shao Weijie said endlessly when he saw the fat man, and interrupted, "Fat man, do you know how to put on makeup?

"Makes sense!" The fat man seemed to grasp a life-saving straw, and hurriedly took out several bottles of cosmetics from his school bag.

"I'll go, you can carry this thing with you!" Da Chun said in surprise.

"Hey, for life, for life......" the fat man sneered.

"Fatty, you not only have to transform yourself, but you also have to transform me and Da Chun!" Shao Weijie suddenly thought that the two teachers were looking for themselves, don't just run into each other as soon as they go out.

"It's him you're looking for, what are we going to do?" Da Chun wondered.

"We are inseparable every day, and it is inevitable that someone will recognize one of us. Shao Weijie explained.

Da Chun thought about it and thought about it, and there was some truth. He immediately sneaked into the toilet before school was over. In the compartment, the fat man took out something and began to operate.

It is estimated that it is troublesome to beautify a person, but it is relatively simple to turn ugly.

However, Ji Fatzi is worthy of engaging in women's clothing, and his makeup skills are really good. After the makeup, don't say that his classmates and teachers can't recognize it, it is estimated that his parents are enough to recognize it!

With his shocking makeup, he attracted countless eyes along the way, but no one recognized them. The students who came and went were only surprised when there were three more sand sculptures in their school.

Their school is an open school, and day and residential students can eat outside the school every day, and choose a restaurant near the school to eat, they are afraid of being recognized!

After successfully leaving the school, he and the others found a small restaurant away from the school, and only then did they dare to go in and take off their makeup.

Order and serve.

"Let's skip class this afternoon,"

While eating, the fat man suddenly seemed to remember something, and proposed with interest, "Oops, it feels like we haven't been going to open the black for a long time!"

"You kid aren't afraid of getting beaten up when you go back to school in the afternoon, right?" Da Chun teased.

"It's okay, let's apply for a job in the afternoon!" Shao Weijie agreed.

"Yes, I know that there is a newly opened Internet café recently, and I heard that it is ...... at half price for the first three days" As soon as Shao Weijie seconded the proposal, the fat man who was about to quibble immediately said excitedly.

"Wait, Brother Jie, what did you just say? Applying? Not going to open the black!" Da Chun reacted and said in surprise.

Shao Weijie took out his mobile phone and flipped to a website and handed it to the two of them.

This website is exactly what Zhao Gaochao said in the morning, and Shao Weijie tried to log in while he was free to eat.

The webpage opens a bit slowly, and it is estimated that there are a lot of people logging in.

Finally opened it and looked, it was a simple web page, and the design was not exquisite.

The font is vigorous and powerful, and I think it should be the same person who writes "basic knowledge of martial arts".

There are a few simple sections below, including notices and announcements, relevant policies, martial arts lectures and forum messages.

There is only one notice and important information, but there are several martial arts lectures, including today's Zuo Zimu's lecture video and the display of some martial arts videos.

The most lively thing is the forum message, click in to see, all kinds of posts are almost thousands.

Shao Weijie flipped through a few at random, most of them were excited about the popularization of martial arts, and a small number of discussions about the source of martial arts.

Some people say that this is the result of years of research by the state, while others say that ancient ruins have been excavated.

A netizen named "The other party is typing" posted that this is because there is a space-time channel in China, which is connected to another world, and the cultivation system transmitted from that world. Moreover, the Three Kingdoms of Afghanistan and the Kingdom of Ni also have time and space channels, and they are also connected to different worlds.

It seems that there is another person who understands, Shao Weijie thought. It's a pity that this post was quickly sunk.

And Shao Weijie is most concerned about the news on the homepage of the website, "About the recruitment announcement that Fengkou City needs a large number of construction workers and elites from various industries to go to other countries to aid construction." ”

After reading the message, the fat man handed the phone to Da Chun, who was reading slowly, and said, "Brother Jie, do you want to go to aid the construction?"

Shao Weijie said: "Where do you think this other country is?"

The fat man thought for a moment and said, "It should be the world in the time and space over there! Do you want to go to that world?"

The fat man immediately understood Shao Weijie's thoughts.

"Not bad!" Shao Weijie nodded and admitted.

The fat man knows how much Shao Weijie has always paid attention to that world, and he can be described as crazy, during the holidays, he watches on the rooftop of his house every day, and makes a bunch of research notes.

"Brother Jie, why do you always want to go in? If you want to learn martial arts, can't we learn it now?" Da Chun said curiously.

Shao Weijie stared at them for a while, and said, "Do you two believe me?"

Da Chun and Ji Kuan looked at each other, and said categorically: "Good brothers for more than ten years, what don't you believe?"

Shao Weijie thought for a while, and then said, "Fat man, I told you before, I witnessed the formation of that thing from nothing, from a point of light to an entire wormhole. ”

"When the wormhole was formed, I suddenly had the feeling that I had seen the entire time process of the world inside, so I really wanted to go in and verify it now. ”

Shao Weijie looked at their bewildered appearance and asked, "Do you two understand?"

The fat man had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly said excitedly: "I understand! We're going to get rich!"

"What do you understand, you understand!" Da Chun said tauntingly.

"I really figured it out. "Brother Jie means that the world is like a movie, and he sees the end from the beginning!" ”

The fat man thought for a while and speculated: "In fact, there is such a possibility, that aperture is a space-time wormhole, when it is connected to our world, it is equivalent to showing the entire long river of time and space, and then it happens to be seen by Brother Jie!"

"Then why did Brother Jie see so many people at that time?" Da Chun asked.

The fat man exclaimed: "Brother Jie, you won't be the kind of novel that has been very popular on the Internet recently, and the person with good luck mentioned in it is right!"

As soon as the fat man grabbed Shao Weijie's hand, his eyes discharged: "Brother Jie, Gou Fugui, don't forget each other!

"Get out. Shao Weijie was so disgusted that he pulled his hand out of the fat man's hand.

I thought that this fat man's brain supplement ability was quite strong, and he hadn't explained it yet, and the two of them would be round as soon as they sang and harmonized!

"Okay!" Shao Weijie put on a righteous appearance, picked up a cup of tea and said, "Today I will replace wine with tea and salute the two brothers."

"As long as you are willing to follow me, I will definitely take you to make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of life!"

Da Chun and the fat man also picked up the teacups and touched him.

Da Chun didn't talk nonsense, he raised his head and drank it in one gulp. After putting down the teacup, seeing that the fat man was still hesitating with the teacup, he couldn't help but be a little angry and said, "What do you mean, fat man? Brother Jie also helped you with ideas before, what do you mean now?"

As he spoke, he snatched the teacup from the fat man's hand and poured it into his mouth.

"Don't. Ahh

As a result, Shao Weijie and Da Chun were looking at him with a wicked smile. How could the fat man not understand that these two shameless people were definitely deliberately uniting him.

After settling the bill, Shao Weijie bought a few more popsicles for the fat man to send him away, otherwise this girl kept pestering there saying that she was burned and her mouth hurt to death.

After leaving the restaurant, the three of them did not go back to school, and took the bus straight to the address on the recruitment announcement.

At this time, it may be because of noon, only to find that there are few people applying for jobs, and after waiting in line for a while, it will be Shao Weijie's turn and the three.