"Hmph! Lu Xiaoyin snorted in a nasal voice coquettishly, and the sound reached Wang Xiaohammer's ears, like a crispy and numb little tentacle, which made him forget about being teased.

Plus the goddess just had a shy red face.

Wang Xiaohammer had a feeling of being electrocuted.

Could it be that this is what it feels like to be in love?

Forehead...... However, what should I say next, how did I short-circuit!

Wang Xiaodi usually talks with Mi Douge, Tan Zhanzhao, and Wei Pingguo, who are known as F4 in the cross talk industry, typical casual chat, rich vocabulary and knowledge make it hard to believe that the four of them are science and engineering dogs.

"Uh...... Hmm...... "Wang Xiaohammer was so anxious that he was full of Han, but he couldn't hold back a word.

"Wow, this xiaolongbao is really delicious fried chicken, and I will come back in the future. ”

Here's your chance!

Wang Xiaohammer seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and swam to the shore vigorously. "If it's delicious, I'll bring you to eat it every day, I'm not short of money. ”

Lu Xiaoyin sneered after hearing this, "I am tired of eating every day, and the distance produces appetite." ”

What does it mean, does this goddess imply that I have more contact with distance?

Until Lu Xiaoyin was sent back to the bedroom, Wang Xiaohammer was entangled in this problem in his heart, looking depressed.

......

"Damn, little hammer, why did you stink so much when you fell into the dung pit?" said Midoug, covering his nose.

"You look at that depressed look, it must have fallen into a dung pit. Tan Zhanzhao said with a smile.

"You stupid, where is there a dung pit in Yanda. Wei Pingguo pinched his chin and analyzed, "It should be a stinky ditch." ”

"Your sister, Yanda doesn't have a stinky ditch. ”

"Damn, where did he go?"

The three of them turned on Sherlock Holmes mode, but they did not get a reliable conclusion, and when they were about to ask Wang Xiaohammer for verification, he had already gone into the bathroom.

Wang Xiaozhu used more than half a bottle of Wei Pingguo's shower gel to finally wash himself clean, standing in front of the mirror, he found that he was much whiter, and his skin was more capricious, without the feeling of being loose and baggy before.

The Fuso God is really powerful, and it actually has the effect of losing weight.

Wang Xiaozhu couldn't wait to eat the remaining two Fusang Divine Fruits immediately.

I want to see if I can fascinate thousands of girls when I lose weight.

But he held back, maybe he hadn't killed the girl yet, but he was killed by the medicinal properties of the Fusang Divine Fruit.

Pikachu~

Someone in the fairy world singles group started chatting.

Wang Xiaohammer hurriedly clicked on it, and a nickname called the thin man who can't eat fat showed up in the group.

, this WeChat name is simply aimed at himself.

Who is it!

So arrogant.

Even if you don't take care of my feelings.

The face of the gods such as the canopy, the God of Wealth, and the barefoot mountain must be given after all.

Wang Xiaozhu had even seen the situation of the crusade in the group, and it was not surprising that Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng) would definitely bear the brunt.

Bite!

A WeChat message from Gao Laozhuang's silly son (Marshal Tianpeng).

Haha, that's right, the canopy will definitely be the first to stand up, and the children's shoes who are familiar with Journey to the West know that although Zhu Bajie is afraid of things, he still likes to cause trouble very much.

Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): @一根铁棒通天地 (Monkey King), Brother Monkey, come and watch, Fairy Zixia has entered the group.

The gun is like a dragon (Nazha): You're dead!

My uncle is the Jade Emperor (Erlang God): You are dead!

......

Then the next 99 chat logs are all this sentence.

Fly directly with the rhythm.

Wang Xiaozhu was also a little surprised, it turned out that there was really a fairy Zixia, I don't know who is better looking with Sister Zhu Yin.

Zhu Bajie is really a little expert in death, if I were Sun Wukong, I would turn around and go to Gao Laozhuang to beat him up.

The love and hatred between Sun Wukong and Zixia are indescribable and unclear, and everyone usually avoids talking about this matter, which is as open-mouthed as this nerd.

Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Fellow Daoists, don't be in the rhythm, otherwise Brother Monkey will come and kill me. (3 crying emojis)

The thin man who can't eat fat (Zixia): Okay, send a red envelope.

Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Sister Zixia, don't join in the fun.

One Glance for Ten Thousand Years (Claireye): Hurry up and send red envelopes to the water group, just now I took a look at the Great Sage to the Dragon King of the East China Sea as a guest, and now it is a good rhythm to swipe the screen.

Gao Laozhuang's stupid son (Marshal Tianpeng): Clairvoyant, don't lie to me, okay, then I'll have a brick-throwing red envelope first, welcome Sister Zixia into the group, you have to keep up with the rhythm later.

Erlang God's Little Dog (Roaring Sky Dog): Wangwang Wangwang (You talk a lot of nonsense!Hurry up!)

Bite!

From Gao Lao Zhuang's silly son (Marshal Tianpeng's red envelope).

Wang Xiaohammer's body was shocked, and he immediately pressed it when he saw the red envelope.

I'm going~ It's gone so soon, I've been single for twenty years!

Ding! Come and eat the red envelope of the thin man (Zixia) who is not fat.

I'll order!

Go! Why is it still robbed!

Wang Xiaozhu realized that compared with the speed of the gods, his unicorn arm had to be cultivated for at least a hundred years.

Only the red envelopes that everyone can't look down on like the God of Wealth can grab them.

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaohammer, who was sad for a while, opened a red envelope with a glance of Wannian (clairvoyance).

Bite!

The system displays: The Taixu Jade Eye has been deposited in the Hundred Treasure Pavilion, whether it is withdrawn.

Too void jade eyes?

Wang Xiaozhu immediately found this eyeball-like treasure in the Hundred Treasure Pavilion, which introduced that the Taixu Jade Eye is a jade born in the void after being refined by clairvoyance, giving it a certain natural supernatural power, and the user can directly obtain this ability.

Whether to extract or not.

Extract!

Wang Xiaozhu didn't hesitate at all, only to see a white light light light on the screen, and then felt that something had penetrated into his left eye.

Too void jade eyes, whether to start!

Wang Xiaohammer's head suddenly sounded a sound similar to the computer prompt tone.

Wang Xiaohammer is very excited, too vain and jade-eyed, just listening to the name is very domineering!

Drop: The Void Jade Eye activates and examines the host.

Drop: Host Name: Wang Xiaozhu, Age: 20, Combat Power: 100, Level: Early Refining Force, Magic Weapon: None, Commonly known as Plastic Player.

What the hell is a plastic player!

But this thing is so easy to use, you can clearly see everyone's combat effectiveness.

Drop: Hillbilly, this is a basic operation, because the host level is too low, and advanced systems like clairvoyance have not yet been developed.

Wang Xiaohammer has a black line in his head, what kind of system is this too void jade eye, how do you know what I'm thinking, but this is not the key, the key is how to provoke people to be so ruthless and unjust.

It's too bad.

Wang Xiaohammer walked out of the bathroom with a black line on his face, and found that Mi Daoge and the others were still discussing the topic of where they had fallen.

Hey, show me their information. Wang Xiaohammer suddenly became interested.

Drop: A bunch of scumbags, not interested in reading their data.

Battle three scum!

is so weak, then I can't beat them 33.3333333...... Piece!

Drop: Rotten wood can't be carved, only by keeping up with the strong can you become stronger, and finding existence in front of the weak is stupid!

Wang Xiaohammer's face was full of black lines.

I was uncomfortable by the eyes of the too void jade!