Dragon: Look, look, kiss again. Xiaofu: Well, I'll go and see the man's big lips plugging the woman's mouth tightly.

Xiaofu: Isn't that the daughter of the shoemaker old Jesse? The one with the freckles on the long face.

Xiaofu: It's not as good-looking as he said. He must have been blind. The two of them were muttering and talking.

Finally, it was heard by the clever girl again. The two of them got up and prepared to move to a more secluded place so that they could carry out their deed.

The dragon and Xiaofu continued to follow behind. Until the man finally couldn't help but explode, got up and went to chase Long and Xiaofu.

The two escaped. After scolding each other for a while, they threw a few stones at each other. Both sides gathered their troops and walked away.

The village grew more and more bored at night. Two men crossed a side road to another street. See three children of the same age gather together to play role-playing games.

Two men also walked up. Hey, what are you guys playing? We're playing a game of hero Shuma and dragons.

Dragon: Who's Shuma? I am. Don't you see my dragon slaying gun?" the boy gestured to one of his small sticks wrapped around rags.

Xiaofu: Hey, that's not bad. So you two are playing dragons. That's right. Xiaofu: This dragon is too small.

Isn't it said that the smallest dragons are the same size as the house!Allen: There's no way, there's only three of us.

Dragon, let's play together. Allen: Yes, yes. But I'm still going to be a shuma. You are all going to be the body of a dragon.

This makes the dragon look stronger. Xiaofu: Okay. Soon both men were immersed in their new game.

Shuma kept shouting. Hey, dragon, I'm the hero Shuma and I'm your nemesis. Come on, dragon showdown.

Yield to me. Cry out to your fellow citizens. Having met me is your greatest misfortune in this life, and so on.

They are all imitated from the wandering poets who heard and saw the original words in the stage play. As for the dragon played, it's simply a sentence.

A few shouts and it's over. The two play the role of the dragon's tail. One grabbed the tail of the other's clothes.

That is, the character who has to be beaten, the dragon head. To stop Yingnan Shuma from running down behind him. But our faucet is obviously not very powerful.

Repeatedly broken through by our Shuma. The hapless dragon and Xiaofu were hit several times on the buttocks. After a round of protests, the four people who made up the dragon drew lots again, and the dragon was chosen to be the dragon head.

The hapless little fortune remained in place. Soon, the dragon effectively blocked Shuma's attack. Several people were sweating from the end.

I am glad to play. At this moment, there was a call in the distance, and Alan went home. Hear no. Allan.

I know you hear you. I'll make you look good if you don't come back. Apparently my hero Shuma is having fun.

For his mother's call. I want to pretend not to hear. However, there is no way. Alan: I'm leaving.

My mom called me. Long: Leaving so soon. It's not our turn to play Shuma yet. Alan shrugged.

I made a helpless work. There's no way. Xiaofu: No. Don't go. I've been beaten so much.

I have to play Shuma before you can leave. Allen: "But my mom is calling me." I'm not going back. I'm going to get beaten. Xiaofu: Okay. If you want to go, you can go. You're going to have to give me ten sticks. Otherwise, don't wait for your mother, I'll beat you up tomorrow. Long: yes, I'm going to hit ten times too. Otherwise, you don't have to wait for tomorrow. I'm going to beat you up now. Our poor hero, Shuma, succumbed after being terrorized by the dragon who fought him. Pouted his ass. He was beaten with forty sticks by Long and Xiaofu and two other children. The dragon-slaying hero Shuma returned home with a handful of snot and tears. The four boys laughed at him and then played together for a while before leaving. Two boring kids. He continued to wander the streets. They climbed up a small mound in the village and looked into the village. Two drunken men in the distance came out of the hotel in a panic. Walk the streets of the village. The two of them ran behind them as fast as they could, kicked them hard and ran away. The two men who were kicked got up from the ground. Cursing incessantly. Looking for the murderer who committed the crime. The two of them have long been hiding and laughing non-stop, which is also one of their main pleasures. The last two men went to the tavern in the village, leaned on the window, and looked in. The inside was brightly lit. The man kept raising his glass and laughing. Talking about new topics or having some other fun, the best thing to detonate the audience is to touch the butt of the barmaid and then be rewarded with a loud slap by the hostess. But there are always bursts of laughter and loud whistles. Sometimes you can see mercenaries. That's what they pay the most attention to. Mimicking their movements, and the weapons they carry fascinate them. Occasionally, drunkards with no money are thrown out of the door. At this time, Long and Xiaofu's eyes fell on a man. The guy looked like he was in his thirties, scruffy looking, and had a beard. He held a torn top hat and wore a gray coat. Spoken in the field of colloquialisms. Carry a pull strap behind your back. I was talking to the owner of the bar. It seems to be arguing over something. The two men hurried to the other window, which was close to some of them, to watch. No, don't think about it if you don't have money. The scruffy bearded man kept rubbing his hands. Hey, I just want a drink. I said I'll pay you back. I'm going to spend some time in this village. I'm a businessman, see? I have goods here. He took out some needles from his broken bag. See? As long as tomorrow I'll have money. I promise that all my needles will be sold out in one fell swoop. I'll pay you back then. The hotel owner rubbed his big red nose, you just get out of the way if you don't have money. Do you understand? Oh my God, listen to me, we can have a good discussion. How about I exchange my needle for your wine. I'll let you take more of the oil. How's it going? You see, my needles are made of good iron, and they're all good things. The hotel owner interrupted him impatiently. A handful grabbed the hat from his hand. Thrown out. You get out of here with your hat and pins. I've seen a lot of guys like you. The needle seller covered his bald head with his hands. Hurry up and pick up his hat. As a result, the guests of the hotel caught it first and threw it out. The man selling the needle shouted and cursed. Hey, give me back this scoundrel, give it back to me. The people in the hotel seemed to be suddenly interested. Throwing that hat around and around. Hey, come over here, you poor ghost. After the man selling the needle pounced. The man quickly threw the hat out again. Now he's not with me. Ha ha. The needle seller was teased for a long time, and it was hot enough. A punch was punched in his face. Knocked him over with the chair to the ground. The man who had been beaten then jumped up from the ground. The two men began a hand-to-hand fight. The crowd was clapping and applauding. The last poor out-of-tlander. Caught by several people in the village. There was a merchant who sold blankets. Contributed a long blanket. They put him on it. Four people grabbed a corner. Toss him around on the blanket. Each toss makes a burst of laughter. And the man in the blanket kept cursing. It was intimidation and pleading, and finally the four people had no strength. I put him down. The guy tried to get up from the blanket, but his head was dizzy. His hands and feet are gone. But even that mouth hasn't stopped. Everyone saw that he was not honest in his mouth. A few men came and carried him out. All the way down to a nearby hillside. Then they threw him out with his broken hat. The man kept rolling. Until it was stalled by a tree. This was the end of his suffering. Long and Xiaofu stood on the hillside and watched all this happily. I saw the unlucky guy staggering to his feet. After stumbling a few times, I didn't fall again. That's when I went to pick up my hat. The two little ones wanted to see where he was going. The eyes followed him all the time. Keep an eye on him. The needle seller apparently spotted both of them as well. Shouted angrily. Go away with the stinky imps. Otherwise, I will skin you alive, he threatened viciously. But in exchange for a meal of mud and clods of mud for the dragon and Xiaofu. Then the hapless needle-selling man returned to the tavern with a helpless expression. Pushed open the door and walked inside. Long and Xiaofu lay in front of the window to see what happened to him this time. The drinking men in the tavern were quieter when they saw that the guy had just come back again, and they all stared at him, wondering what he was going to do. I saw him go straight to the hotel owner's counter and sit down. Put down his broken hat. Say: Bring me a drink. The owner of the hotel asked why. The man who sold the needle rubbed his nose and said solemnly: I will make you happy. Both the hotel owner and the drinking guests laughed. Then the boss brought him a large glass of rum. Two brat out the window. It's a pleasure to watch. Until a cloaked guy pushed open the tavern door and walked in, carrying a tomahawk. His face was buried deep in his hood, and there was a child beside him who was dressed in the same way. The laughter in the tavern faded away. They all looked at these two men. Then some people started spitting on the floor, and some whispered to each other, damn brutes, how did these filthy guys get here. The two men looked around for a moment and headed straight to the bar, where I needed some spirits and food. He said hoarsely. The light in the room was not dim, and the tavernkeeper stared at the yellow eyes of the uninvited guest. You seem to be in the wrong place, this is not the place you should be. The hooded guy was silent for a moment and then said, "We're hungry and thirsty, I'm going to pay, and I'm not going to stay here." We still have to hurry. Tavernkeep: Staring at the yellow eyes hidden under the hood, orcs are not welcome here, I think the sign at the door clearly says. Maybe you don't know how to read, but I'm telling you now, get out of my tavern. Orc: ... I'll pay double as much. He said hoarsely. A man from the village yelled, I think the tavern owner has clearly told you the mongrel, get out of here. You are only worthy to drink horse urine. Tavernkeep: I think he's done with all I have to say. Villager: How did you get in, the guards are blind? The orcs seem to have gotten used to such harsh language. The garrison has been cross-examined, and I have always adhered to the terms laid down in the Holy Alliance and have not acted in a transgressive manner. So I want to go there!Saying: it turned to the tavernkeeper, we hadn't eaten for a day, two loaves of bread were fine, my child was hungry. I'll pay double as much. Then get out of here. I don't want to get in trouble. Don't you know that this is not your ugly business? A drunken man staggered forward. What the hell are you, let me see your face?, he reached out to rip off the orc's hood, but was blocked by the orc's thick palm. The man staggered back a few steps. Hey, you bastard, how dare you attack me, what are you looking at that guy. The people in the tavern stood up a few people at once. The orc reached for the hilt of his axe. The big battle axe frightened everyone, orcs: Listen, I don't want to get into trouble. But if someone wants to try how sharp my axe really is. I'll grant his wish later. The villagers cursed in a low voice and put down the bench in their hands, the only mercenary turned a blind eye to this, and the tavern owner yelled, "What are you waiting for, you boys, to call the guards to arrest him." Let it rot in the dungeon. Go call the guards. The child beside the orc clutched at the corner of his father's coat. Hide behind him. The orc roared angrily. He said to his child: Don't be afraid of your son, let's go. Then they strode out of the tavern, and none of the people who had just been arrogant came out to stop it, and watched it leave the tavern. After the orc left, the tavern returned to its lively and cheerful atmosphere. The dragon and Xiaofu are surprisingly interested in this orc father and son. But they didn't dare get too close to the pair of orcs, and could only watch them disappear into the moonlit night. Orcs are rarely seen in human villages. They are not welcome. They are generally found in remote villages and are occasionally seen. Trade animal fur and humans for some items. It is rare to approach the village immediately adjacent to the royal city. They were still lying on their stomachs and listening to the people in the tavern guessing what the orc father and son had come for here. Until the barking of dogs in the distance summoned their spirits back. The two boys look at the position of the moon. It's too late to know. And scared of the dog that kept barking. Decided to go home. Two like scouts. Every time you cross a wall of money, you have to show half of your head and scout first. only to come out and move on. It doesn't make much sense to do that, though. Because they were getting farther and farther away from the dogs that kept howling. I don't know what provoked them. Knowing that the dog suddenly let out a wail, it was silent. Then the two good friends said goodbye and sneaked back to their homes. The next day they heard that the most vicious dog in the village had been slaughtered. It was stripped of its skin, and only bones were left to eat. Some speculate that the two orcs did the good thing.