Chapter 28: A bite back
Uncle police is here, haha, God help me.
"Uncle policeman, I caught a forcible ~ rapist here, and tried to commit murder, but I caught him, and now I just handed it over to you. Wang Xiaohammer looked back and saw two policemen in their thirties and forties, one short and fat like a ball, the other tall and thin like a bamboo pole, a very interesting combination.
"Hehe, how did I see that you were raping~ Hao, Hao Tianyou rescued him heroically after seeing it, but he didn't expect to be injured by you. The stocky policeman chuckled lightly and said lightly.
"The crime of rape ~ plus the crime of intentional injury can keep you in prison for the rest of your life. The tall, thin policeman continued.
"Haha, thin brother, fat brother, you are finally here, this kid not only raped me, but also broke my hand, quickly arrest him back. Hao Tianyou's face turned pale in pain, but he still couldn't help but stand up and slap Wang Xiaohammer in the face.
"No...... Uncle policeman, it's not like this, it's Hao Tianyou who wants to insult me. The innocent beauty couldn't see that they were in a group, and they were still helping Wang Xiaohammer speak.
"Oh, this young lady is probably stimulated and mistook the suspect and the rescuer. The Humpty Dumpty policeman continued with a blushing face and a heartbeat.
In a word, reversing right and wrong in black and white.
Sure enough, it's a gang!
It is to favor Hao Tianyou.
"I've already taken the video, what kind of waves can you make. Wang Xiaohammer sneered, fortunately, the master was smart.
Then he glanced at the innocent girl holding the quilt to cover her body, and remembered that this innocent beauty was called Tang Xiaoxiao, a talented girl in the Academy of Letters, who often served as the host in various evenings and competitions.
"I can also be a witness!" Tang Xiaoxiao also saw that the two policemen were colluding with Hao Tianyou at this time, but they still supported Wang Xiaozhu without hesitation, although the voice of fear was a little trembling, but he would stick to justice in the face of major rights and wrongs.
Wang Xiaohammer couldn't help but praise the young lady, and the goddess of justice was smiling.
"I see, the two of you colluded to cheat Hao Tianyou, okay, the crime of fraud is enough for you to drink a pot, fat man! The stocky policeman shouted, and the tall and thin policeman rushed over.
Wang Xiaohammer was stunned for a moment, this guy who is like a bamboo pole is called a fat man?
Okay, since you want to reverse black and white, then I'll play with you.
Wang Xiaohammer dodged, dodged the attack of the tall and thin policeman, and then ran away from the door.
As for why he fled, it was a means not to let others see him.
"Chase!" Humpty Dumpty knew that Wang Xiaohammer had a video on him, and if he couldn't be caught, it would be very troublesome.
The two of them chased to the door, and suddenly the world swirled, and the real world actually disappeared, replaced by a chaotic world that emitted scarlet light.
There was nothing, only the scarlet light, and even the scarlet light under their feet, blurry and unable to see anything clearly, which made them feel helpless and afraid from the bottom of their hearts.
"Ahh
Suddenly, the space in front of them was distorted, and Wang Xiaohammer appeared in front of them.
"Damn, what kind of tricks have you used? Humpty Dumpty saw Wang Xiaohammer come in, he calmed down, and instantly felt less panicked, he knew a little bit about magic, this must be Wang Xiaohammer's trick.
"Say it quickly, or Lao Tzu will kill you. The tall and thin policeman pulled out a black pistol from his waist and aimed it at Wang Xiaohammer.
"Boy, don't care, we have the right to shoot you in the process of attacking the police. When the Humpty Dumpty policeman saw Wang Xiaohammer come in, he looked left and right, and he didn't pay attention to them at all, and he was furious from the bottom of his heart.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot about you. Wang Xiaohammer fixed his mind, this was the first time he used the space of blood jade, it was simply amazing, even a living person could absorb it, "What did you just say, you want to kill me?"
"Boy, die. The tall and thin policeman smiled sadly, and did not hesitate to pull the trigger, in his opinion, Wang Xiaohammer was already a dead man.
The tall and thin policeman put away his gun, ready to put it on his mouth and blow it and pretend to be a force, who knew that the back of his neck was cold, and a sentence made him feel like falling into an ice cave.
"Who's going to die?" Wang Xiaohammer came behind the two in a flash, and instantly took out the handcuffs around the waist of the short and fat policeman and handcuffed them together.
These two policemen, who are in the wine pool every day, have poor physical fitness to the point of exploding, and Wang Xiaohammer cleans them up without much effort.
"Attack the police, attack the police!" The tall and thin policeman was shocked, and roared wildly in his mouth, why didn't he kill him just now.
However, the short and fat policeman seemed relatively calm, he guessed that this was a trick, and the Wang Xiaohammer he saw just now was not necessarily real, otherwise how could he have dodged that shot, so he threatened: "I advise you to let us go quickly, otherwise you can't bear the responsibility." ”
"I can't afford to take responsibility? You two scum, reversing right and wrong, I want to educate you well for the country and the people today. Wang Xiaohammer smiled maliciously, took out his mobile phone and clicked on the Duobao Pavilion, extracted the true scripture of Duhua, and used it immediately.
The Buddha realm is superior to the true scriptures, Lao Tzu is merciful today, see how I can save you.
"Prajnaparamita, Omanimani ......"
Wang Xiaohammer began to chant the scriptures, and spit out one after another Buddhist gate "swastikas" that were visible to the naked eye exuding golden light from his mouth, and after circling twice around the top of the fat and thin policeman's head, he went directly into the ears of the two of them.
"Ah, what is this, it hurts!" the two screamed in pain, their eyes were full of anger and unwillingness, and they wanted to break Wang Xiaohammer's corpse into pieces.
But after ten minutes, the two of them became honest, their eyes became clear and clean, and they no longer hated Wang Xiaohammer, but had more worship and respect.
Well, you're done!
"Hello Venerable!" shouted the short and fat policeman and the tall and thin policeman respectfully.
Click: Degree two great evildoers, merit increased by 400 points, current merit 500 points, congratulations to the host for becoming a great good person, host, do you need to customize the latest cultivation exercises for you.
No, you don't. Wang Xiaozhu rolled his eyes, Ma Dan, Taibai's complete works are simply too white, and he is thinking about how to earn his merits all the time.
Lao Tzu resolutely doesn't need to charge for things, it's still good in the group, and the free red envelopes are cool and crooked.
But it's really cool, I have to punish more evil and promote good in the future! Not only can I brainwash and accept my little brother, but the key is to earn merit.
Looking at the two honest policemen, Wang Xiaohammer smiled and said: "In the future, you must uphold justice, be kind and charitable, and carry the country and the people on your back, so as to be worthy of your skin." ”
"His Holiness taught us that we must remember. The two nodded hurriedly.
"Okay, let's know what to do when we go out. ”
"Know, know, the wrongdoers must be brought to justice. The two of them said very firmly.