Chapter 39: You're Too Fat, You Need to Lose Weight
Sending Tang Xiaoxiao back to the bedroom, Wang Xiaozhu broke out in a cold sweat.
Tang Xiaoxiao actually lives in Meiyuan, and Lu Xiaoyin also lives here, but fortunately, it is past one o'clock at night now, and he has not been discovered by acquaintances.
But it also leaves a huge security risk.
When I knocked on the door of the dormitory aunt just now, the chubby and vicious aunt made it clear that she had remembered Wang Xiaozhu.
kept muttering in her mouth, saying that Wang Xiaohammer was stupid and didn't pull a few, what else to send so late, just open a room outside, she didn't have to rest so late.
Tang Xiaoxiao covered her face and ran back to the bedroom shyly when she heard this, leaving Wang Xiaozhu trembling in the aunt's mocking eyes.
Coming downstairs to his dormitory, in order to prevent the same situation from happening again, Wang Xiaozhu climbed along the apricot tree behind the dormitory to the windowsill of his dormitory.
"Kill, Mi Gou, what are you doing!" Wei Pingguo roared, "Are you going to move the hell, go up to him." β
"I've been on the move!" Midoug quibbled.
"Why are you so out of position? You only care about being out of position, and you don't have a little damage at all, so you don't choose ADC, you still choose, if only the little hammer is there, I don't know if this thing is going to the waves now." Tan Zhanzhao screamed sadly, Migou is really a vegetable, and he has no sense of teamwork at all. (Writing this, Xiaofeng sighed for a while, the college days are gone, it's really nostalgic)
"Haha, it seems that you still can't do it without my brother. Wang Xiaohammer laughed when he heard this, and pushed the balcony door and walked in.
Hearing this, the originally noisy environment instantly became a dead silence, leaving only the sound of the heroes fighting in the game.
This process lasted about thirty seconds before being broken by a scream.
"Damn,!"
Mi Douge, Tan Zhanzhao and Wei Pingguo rushed to each other at the speed of light and hugged each other tightly.
"Damn, it's me. Wang Xiaohammer was speechless for a while, the courage of these three people was smaller than peanuts.
"Little hammer?" Wei Pingguo listened to the voice very familiar, and asked tentatively.
"Not so. β
"Grass, when did you die, but you read it in the face of brothers, don't trouble us, I reported to you to expose Migou, every time he steals your food while you are away. β
"I also reported Migou with my real name, and the game is very dish-oriented, if you have to take one, please take him away. β
"Damn, you two brutes, I also reported it with my real name, and the two of them secretly flipped through your phone and added your sister's WeChat while you were away. β
......
Wang Xiaohammer is full of black lines, these three bastards actually have so many stories when I am not there, looking at the three people who are in a mess, they directly turn on the bedroom light.
The light was so bright that I couldn't open my eyes.
"Don't be noisy, you two talk about why you add my sister's WeChat. Wang Xiaohammer dragged a chair and sat in front of the three of them.
"You...... You're not a ghost?"
"If I were a ghost, I would take you down. Wang Xiaohammer said with a smile, what age is it still ghostly, not naΓ―ve.
Forehead...... No, wait a minute, Wang Xiaozhu felt that he was slapping his face by saying this, there are immortals in this world, there is no doubt about this.
Backwards, there must be ghosts in this world.
"Damn, how did you get so skinny like this? Douglas Mi was surprised that there were originally two fat men in the bedroom, but now there is only one left, and this loneliness and loneliness are difficult to understand.
"It's so handsome, I'll just say that the little hammer must be handsome if he loses weight. Tan Zhanzhao smiled, trying to alleviate the embarrassment just now.
"Yes, Little Hammer, you speed me up with your quick method, so it seems that I will definitely be handsome if I lose weight. Mi Douge smiled smugly, he is also a potential stock, and he will go to soak a lot of young ladies when he loses weight.
Wang Xiaohammer, Tan Zhanzhao, and Wei Pingguo looked at his pig-like face and smiled bitterly at each other.
Not all fat people are potential stocks.
Then Wang Xiaohammer blindly explained what he had seen and heard during the period of disappearance.
The story is probably about an old man who saw that he had extraordinary roots, accepted himself as an apprentice, and practiced in retreat for two days, not only exercising his fat body, but also learning peerless magic skills, just now he climbed to the fifth floor.
The three of them listened to the book for an hour, and were stunned by Wang Xiaohammer, and then continued to play five games under the instigation of Wang Xiaohammer.
Surprisingly, the five won all, and the three people who were carried away by the victory entered the dream beautifully, and did not pursue the loopholes in Wang Xiaohammer's words.
Wang Xiaohammer breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally appeased them. The three of them are actually not so easy to deceive, but they chose to believe in themselves, so they didn't continue to investigate.
......
Ten o'clock the next day.
Wang Xiaohammer woke up slowly, saw that one and two were still snoring like thunder, so he got up and washed up alone, ready to go to the mall to get his clothes back.
As for Tang Xiaoxiao, Wang Xiaozhu declined her kindness.
Let a girl buy clothes for herself, then she has really become a little white face.
Put on clean clothes, but they're big on your body, but they're cool. Wang Xiaohammer didn't pay attention to the strange eyes of others, after all, there was food at home, he didn't panic in his heart, and he didn't care about other people's eyes at all, this is the mentality of the invisible rich.
Wang Xiaohammer thought that with so much money, he must make good use of it, but he didn't have a plan in his heart for the time being.
"Little sister, are my clothes wrapped?" Wang Xiaohammer walked into the store last night, as if nothing had happened.
"This ...... When this ......" shopping guide lady saw Wang Xiaohammer, her eyes lit up at first, and then she panicked inexplicably.
What's the matter?
"Everything else is there, but the black swan's solo dance was just bought by a lady. The shopping guide lady stammered.
She always thought that Wang Xiaohammer was talking about playing, how could he have the money to buy it like that.
So when a customer came to buy it this morning, I sold it without hesitation.
Wang Xiaohammer is angry, but this matter is not to blame on the shopping guide, after all, she didn't pay the deposit and didn't sign the contract. It seems that I can only go to other stores to see, what beautiful clothes, it's a pity!
Pikachu~
Just as he was about to leave, the WeChat bell rang.
Xiaoyinyin (Lu Xiaoyin): Little Hammer, I gave you a gift.
Shoot down nine golden crows: Xiaoyin, what kind of gift, I haven't bought you a gift yet?
Xiaoyinyin (Lv Xiaoyin): Dangdangdang! (picture)
Black Swan's solo?!
The photos sent by Lu Xiaoyin are the clothes she is going to buy.
Xiaoyinyin (Lv Xiaoyin): Haha, why don't you speak, how beautiful are you, I'll give it to you first, you lose weight well, and strive to wear it as soon as possible (three expressions of struggle)
Shoot down nine golden crows: Thank you Xiaoyin, I like it so much, try to lose weight immediately!
Wang Xiaohammer snickered inwardly, Xiaoyinyin didn't know that I had lost weight, so I had to surprise her.