Small: Blink, you... The dragon hurriedly interrupted him. He came over and asked me to help him while I was peeing. And then it's all paid. I'm clear enough, right? Holy shit, shit luck, why didn't I poop with you at the time. It's a big loss. Dragon: Hehehe, it's developed, how are we going to spend this gold coin? It's a feeling of heaviness. Xiaoxiao: Well, let me think about it, this gold coin. Because you've been eating and drinking at my house all these years, I'll reluctantly accept it. We've settled our accounts in two. Dragon: Fuck off, fuck your uncle. I didn't help you in that fight. Small: You hurt someone, my family has to accompany other people's medical expenses. The dragon pounced on me and gave me a damn damn one.

The two of them were rolling on the ground. Suddenly, a loud shout rang in their ears, what the hell are you doing? The regiment, the head of the regiment, we are making out. Commander: Affectionate? Ah, yes, Captain. What are you two doing, am I a fool? And the dragon, what did you just do, you dare to be lazy. Dragon: It's wrong. I went to help the court mage, Master Herahir, find something. only to come back. If you don't believe him, you can ask him. Really not lazy. Leader: Captain Herashir Teda looked at the dragon's facial expression suspiciously. Seeing that the dragon should not lie daring. You kid are going to lie to me, be careful of your skin. Long: What I said is true, how dare I lie to you. Okay, let's get on with the practice, Raphael is optimistic about the two of them. You can't do anything less. Whoever will call me for something? It's Your Excellency, the Commander.

With such a strong motivation, the two of them picked up and finished today's homework and ran back to the room. Dragon: What about the gold. Take it out. Small: Then you agree that I will take out half of it. Dragon: Alright. If I want to keep it to myself, I won't take it out. Developed, developed, developed. And the precious magician, take it out, let's see what secrets are hidden in the book, learning swordsmanship is so tiring, it is better to learn magic. Small: Take a shower with a stinky sweat and read it, don't get the book dirty. The two of them almost gave up the book. After washing, the two guys began to look at it. They respectfully turned the first page, and the inscription on the reader, this is so fucking so tongue-twisting. How do you remember it? Recite a spell and sense the fire elemental, then cast the magic. The writing was very simple, and the two of them tried for a long time. I didn't see a trace of Mars either. It doesn't work. Me too. How do you pronounce it. That's what I am, Tiathia. Pressing Liwuti, Ah Companion, Elemental Fire, burn the enemy. Small: Grass. The third word is pronounced as a tart, is it good? Long: It's just too much. I wish you had read more than I did, yes. Small: You must have mispronounced it. Dragon: Aren't you reading it right? Behind it is the method of sensing the fire element, and meditation to sense the fluctuations of energy around you. Yunyun 。。。。。。 That's too fucking profound. The two of them studied for a long time, until the excitement gradually disappeared, and the tiredness took the opportunity to catch them, and in this way, the two of them fell asleep in the same bed.

When the two boys woke up in the morning, they saw two people sleeping together. Ah, how can you disgusting man be in my bed. Small: Fuck your uncle, it's good if you don't just ask for money to sleep with you. Hurry up and be late. Let's go out and improve our food that night. Then the two of them smiled knowingly, they finished their training ahead of schedule, and in the evening the two of them secretly ran out of the palace and looked at the various fruits sold on the street. All kinds of bread, snacks, two people's gluttonous drool, no need to keep peeking at those fresh fruits with your eyes. And I can only smell it with my nose, and the fine white bread is full of creamy aroma. They had a good meal with the gold coin. Extreme luxury. Long: Shall I go buy a silk scarf for my sister and join me? Xiaoxiao: Then I can buy something for my mother and sister. After picking out the gifts, the two of them carried them in their hands, and walked towards the church while talking and laughing. Your sister won't think you snatched this silk scarf. Oh, almost. Sister, she likes this silk scarf the most. Every time I come to town, I come to see it. Small: You lose money, your sister can buy several for your money. Long: It's not that exaggerated. Xiaofu: Hey, hey, hide. That guy is someone next to the prince, sneakily following us, and must be trying to fix us again. Mother, this prince is really careful. The two men quickened their pace and turned a few streets. Got rid of it? Dragon: Damn, it's good that we're smart enough to go. They arrived at the church in a few moments.

They looked left and right and didn't see anything suspicious, so let's go inside. It didn't take long for them to find Ling, who was bandaging the patient's wounds, under the guidance of the priest. Sister they shouted. Lingling: What's wrong with you? Come help me, she said to the other priestess. She came straight to them, first looked them up and down, have you done your homework? And this guy just stole a silk scarf from the store to give to you. Long: You're obviously a good buyer of you. Then, my sister is very worthy of you. Lingling: Throw a fist and smash it on the dragon's head. How dare you steal? Give it back to someone. The dragon covered his head, and I really bought it. You believe this fool, and you have a bag of silver in your pocket. Where did you get all this money? If you dare to steal it, I won't be able to get around you. Long: Shhh Hey, SB, you're obligated to explain. Otherwise, when you get home, hum. Small: Hehe, Sister Lingling, that's a dragon working to earn money. Rest assured, it's definitely hard money. Didn't lie to you. Lingling: Really, don't lie to me. Ah, this silk scarf is so beautiful. I love it. What the hell are you doing to get all this money? Forget it, how much money do you have left? Dragon: Oh, and a few silver coins. Lingling: Take it and I'll keep it for you. It's safer to put it with me. Dragon: Why? Lingling: Hmm... What do you say? Putting so much money on kids will be bad. Hurry up and hand it over. Dragon: That... That. Lingling succumbed the dragon with a murderous gaze. Then this one silver coin will give you pocket money. I hope you don't have an opinion. Dragon: Ah, it's just one. Slightly subconsciously clenched his pocket. At this time, someone asked Lingling to come over and help. Okay right away. Long stretched out his head and asked What's wrong, sister?Lingling: You guys go back first, there are many people who have been in a trance for some reason recently, as if they were stupid. It's like someone has your mind in control. It was found and sent here. Until now, the cause has not been found. Go back and stay safe on the way. Long: Sister, this is Wangcheng. I'm not a kid anymore. Lingling smiled and said goodbye to each other before going to work. Let's go too. Dragon: Look there. Small: Oh, the Knights have been going out so often lately. Is there going to be a war? Dragon: Hehe. Then here's our chance to get ahead. My princess's colt, the first knight of the empire and the first court magician. to protect the country. Small: You're all number one in the fuck, what about me. Dragon: Seriously. Ah, the first knight must have two capable ones, who will follow. This honor is yours. Small bar, chirp, chirp. You've missed it, and you just have a silver coin in your pocket. The dragon's eyes lit up suddenly, ah, I said the opposite. I'll be your follower, and I'll be a good subordinate. My First Templar Knight, Captain Dada. Small: Hmm. Hehehehehe. That's right. I accept your allegiance. First of all, carry me back to the royal city. Long: Don't take an inch, dear leader。。。。。 The two of them hung out for a long time

Hey, look at that guy who has just become a nobleman, Long and Xiaofu also turned their heads when they heard someone talking, and people speculated about how much money he donated to get this title, and one of them said: He is a businessman and doesn't know what to do, anyway, he made a fortune and became a rich man, I heard that the gold coins in his house can be filled with moats. The dragon sighed when he heard this, I'm going to fuck it. He'd better hurry up and fill it in. Look at the next to him. It's really beautiful. It's all grade, and you can't eat it. Xiaofu: Who knows. Look he's showing off his gold coins again. If you were a girl, you can eat apples every day if you go and serve him. Eat beef. Eat whatever you want. Dragon: Fuck your uncle. Passerby: Kid, have you heard how much gold he spends a day? Dragon: I don't know. All I know is that one gold coin can buy a lot of things. How much can he spend a day? Passerby: I heard that he has at least 200 gold coins a day. The dragon swallowed, and said indignantly that this would not kill him. What you eat can get two hundred gold coins. Hmph, for this kind of guy who spends two hundred gold coins a day. I want to say that his family wants to have a son? Xiaofu: Don't expect the beauty you want. Let your sister marry and you will be developed. Long: That makes sense, but I don't know if my sister wants to. Xiaofu: You really have no conscience to say this. Dragon: Eat your sweet potatoes, melon baby, you say everything.

Dragon, you rub your back with mushrooms. No wonder mushrooms hate you so much. The dragon raised the mushroom and looked at it, we are enhancing the relationship, right? With me, you can take a shower a day. , the mushroom protested. Then the dragon waved his hand and left the mushroom in the bucket. It's called chicken feathers, go swimming, and it can also improve physical fitness. Don't thank me, little mushroom. Look, the world is immediately quiet, ah, so comfortable. Small: My sister saw you bullying it like that. I won't forgive you. Dragon: Cut... As long as you don't say it, how will she know. Small: Then you're going to give me hush money. Dragon: Less. Let's go eat. It's good to have money. Meat is eaten every day. Small: You're a foodie, and there's not enough money for you to eat. Long: That's the true meaning of life. Small: Give mushrooms and meat to eat. The dragon still had a bone in the past. Why don't you throw meat at it. Don't all dogs love bones? Mushroom. Small: It's a wolf well,. The bones were bigger than even its head. Dragon: Then you should give it the meat. Small; I'm not as stingy as you, come to the mushrooms, and tear off the slices of meat the size of my fingernails. Come and eat. Good dog. Dragon: Squinting at them. Yes... That's a lot of meat. Be careful that it chokes to death. Small: Hmph, are you jealous? The dragon jumped up, picked up a broken bone, and came to the mushroom, eat it. A twist of the mushroom's mouth indicates that it will not eat. Dragon: Ah, you can't be a picky eater. How can you grow up like this? Come and eat, you fellow, and finally the dragon will force the bone into the devil's mouth, so eat it. We're all here for your good. Small: Don't choke him to death. The mushroom, which was almost strutted by the bones, jumped up, the hair on his whole body stood up, and his body shone with a faint red light, small: Oh, what is this light about. It's the first time it's awake to see it. Long: I guess I'm angry. Then the dragon crouched down and flicked hard at the mushroom's head, and the mushroom ran away with a thud. Look, the red light is gone. Small: When he grows up, he'll be the first to eat you. Long: I'm really looking forward to that day, so let's hurry up and open up, I'm also interested in its thighs. The two of them were lying on the bed, studying the contents of the magic book, how did you feel anything? I don't feel anything. The mantra was pronounced correctly, but it didn't reflect it. (After consulting Wei Wei'an, I finally don't have to make a mistake.) Congratulations). My God, then tomorrow I'm going to ask the court mage. Go ask for a few more Fire Elemental Induction Scrolls. Small; Didn't you go there last time? People say there are no shortcuts. I'm going to induct something. I also have to meditate, I'm tired all day, and I want to sleep when I lie on the bed. The dragon ignored Xiaofu's complaint and recited the incantation: "Tia-Taia." Pressing Liwuti, Ah Companion, the elemental fire appears. Yes.. It's useless. The dragon turned around and saw that the mushroom was sleeping on the bed. You're so happy, fuck you. Then he recited a spell to the mushroom, Tia-Taya. Pressed Liwuti, Ah, Companion, Elemental Fire, oh oh oh and then the dragon felt the red light on the mushroom's body slowly spread to the dragon's hand. SB: Come and see. Got up a little bit, what's wrong. Ah, what is this? The red light on the mushroom's body? What are you doing? Dragon: I chanted a spell at the mushroom. And so it became. The two of them glanced at each other, is this the fire element. It feels similar. Small: I'll try it too. Tiathia. Pressing Liwuti, Ah Accompani, Elemental Fire. Wow. Wow. It's magical. Yes. We succeeded, Dragon: Whahahaha, I'm a genius. The two of them laughed, and as soon as the mushroom rolled over and woke up, he looked at the two 2B youths and blinked. Then he jumped out of bed and went to drink water. Then the fire element on the dragon and Xiaoxiao's hands disappeared, and the two of them glanced at each other and picked up the treasure. Then jump down and throw the mushroom on the bed, and go to bed with the mushroom. Mushroom rolled his eyes and looked at the two 2B youths. I don't know what they're going to do. Finally the dragon and a small climb on the bed one pressed the head of the mushroom, the other pressed the body of the mushroom. I want the mushrooms to do the same. The mushroom writhed in protest. Half an hour after the two 2B parents maintained this 2B action, both of them fell asleep. After the mushroom broke free from their grasp, he on the dragon's bed and jumped to the smaller bed to enjoy the single bed.

After that, the life of the mushroom did not improve. Eat leftovers and shaved bones. I also have to force sleep every day. Later, they discovered that as long as they could provoke the mushroom, it would produce a faint fire element. This makes the mushroom even more tragic. When I saw those two boys, I was disgusted. This is also in line with the intentions of these two boys. Gradually, after mastering the method. The two of them wonder if they can also sense a stronger fire element in the fire. I tried a few times and nothing at all. After consulting Herahir. A few words of praise from this court mage. The two of them became more and more frenzied. Wowhaha. Herahir says we're geniuses. If we can do it, we will be able to sense the fire elemental quickly, and as long as we work hard, we will be able to become excellent magicians in the future. Small: Huh. We have to thank the mushrooms. Be nice to it in the future. Dragon: Ah, it can at least escape being eaten and sold now. It should be content. Small: Ah. Then it should thank you. When I learn magic, I'll shoot the captain in the ass first, hahaha. How dare you think that! Two big hands suddenly grabbed them by the collar and lifted him up. It's a hot conversation. I've said something. As long as you finish today's training, I don't care what you want to do. It seems that you don't always have a long memory. I've learned some clever magic from that second-rate mage. You want to give me a shot? Ah, isn't it, you two little bunnies. The two men collided again and again in the air, almost sparks. Then the regiment commander and the two of them were still on the ground and said: From today, the training will be doubled, and you still have too much leisure time. Start today. Raphael gave me a good idea of them. Your Excellency the Commander. After saying that, the head of the TEDA left two boys who were sitting on the ground and walked away. In the middle of the night, the two boys were in pain and weeping. Dragon: This vicious leader is too ruthless. You're going to kill us. It must have been her wife who didn't make him comfortable and came to torture us. I cursed him for not lifting. I didn't have two sons*. Small: Lying on the bed, I don't even have the strength to go to the bathroom. Yes.. Yes.. Can I pee on the bed? Dragon: Get out of SB.