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Robbers:

Author: Yinglan Dream ◇ 作——

Hei Tianhao, Bai Di Fan and Mengyi went shopping together~

Suddenly, I met a robber~

Robbers: These people look like they're very rich!

"Robbery!"

Meng Yi immediately hid behind Bai Di's phantom: "Hmm, Hei Tianhao, up!"

Hei Tianhao: "......" reluctantly raised his hand (too lazy to draw his sword).

"Surrendered so soon?" the robber was surprised.

"List!"

A loud bang was heard, and Ziluo couldn't bear to turn his head and observe three seconds of silence for the robber.

One day, Mengyi and Qianhao went out shopping with Xueluo~

Robbers appear~

"Robbery!"

Mengyi immediately hid behind Qianhao and Xueluo.

Qian Hao pulled Meng Yi over and gently touched her head: "Meng Yi is good, close your eyes." ”

"Oh......" Meng Yi obediently closed her eyes.

I only heard Qianhao and Xueluo sneering at the same time, a second later.

"Mengyi, you can open your eyes. Xueluo said with a smile.

Qian Hao touched Mengyi's head again.

Meng Yi opened her eyes, looked at the scene in front of her, and turned her head silently: "We can go." ”

The robbers rolled on the ground: "Auntie and grandma go slowly!!"

It's still one day, Mengyi and Feng are shopping with Chuchen~

The hapless robber appears~

"Robbery!"

Meng Yi instantly dodged behind Feng Qian Yulie: "Your Highness!

"Look at me, stupid. Feng Qian Yulie moved down, "You dare to disturb us shopping." ”

Chuchen also rolled up his sleeves: "Hmph." ”

Mengyi: "...... Hmm, as for the sauce purple?"

After the "sword and sword".

Feng Qian Yulie: "Hmph, remember to look at your face next time you rob!"

"Eh, what can you see from your face?" Meng Yi was puzzled.

"Stupid, nonsense, such a handsome ...... to me"

Mengyi: "......"

Chuchen: "......"

Meng Yi nodded blankly, and pulled Feng Tianyu Lie and Chuchen to continue shopping~

It's another day, Mengyi, Ziyou, and Zimengfan are shopping~~~

Bandit...... (Robber: What sin did I!) appearance~~

"I ...... I ......" (read the lines!robber: can you not read it...... What do you think? Robber: Well, resign yourself to your fate. ）

"Robbery!"

Zi Mengfan held a large bag of things for Mengyi in his hand, and held a popsicle in his mouth: "Ziyou, you go!"

Ziyoubai scoundrels chatted and ate ice cream: "Oh......"

Meng Yi held the marshmallow in one hand and Ziyou in the other: "It's a quick battle!"

"Good!" was instantly refreshed.

Ziyou's beautiful face smiled enchantingly at the poor robber, and the robber was dumbfounded......

Ziyou stretched out his hand, and with a slight touch, the robber fell to the ground-

"Let's go. Zi You smiled lightly at Meng Yi, and Meng Yi was dumbfounded......

Day after day~Mengyi, Mo Lin, and Mo Lu went out shopping~

The robbers appeared tremblingly~

"Please...... Do you have any money?"

"This is a robbery in disguise," Mo Lin patted Mengyi's head lightly and walked up, "Robber's little brother, are you free~"

"Yes......" The robber nodded dumbly.

"Great~" Mo Lin smiled, "Then, let's play with my brother for a while~"

"What?" Before the robber could react, he was knocked to his stomach by an impossibly fast white light.

Meng Yi nodded sympathetically: "In these years, it's really not easy to be a robber!"

Mo Lu clapped his hands and said coldly: "You go on, I'll talk to him again." ”

"Oh......" Meng Yi glanced sympathetically at the robber again.

One day~Mengyi and the zodiac signs went out shopping~

Robbers on ~

"Please, give me some money!" cried the robber.

"It's so pitiful!" Meng Yi bit her fingers.

Sagittarius also nodded: "That's right! Give him a little money! These days, beggars are not easy!"

Robber: "...... Yes, I'm a beggar! I'm really not a robber!"

Scorpio said coldly: "Aries?"

Aries nodded: "He's really not a robber, but he wants to scam us out of money." (Mind Reading Aries.) ）

Scorpio pulled Meng Yi forward: "Leave it to you." ”

"No problem, right, the twelve constellations that are powerful enough to destroy the entire world!" Meng Yi looked at the robber worriedly.

"We have our own little girl~" Capricorn smiled brightly.

"It's been a long time since I've had fun like this. Taurus spoke rarely.

Aquarius shook his head helplessly: "I'll just watch you guys." ”

Sagittarius excited: "Go on, go on!"

Pisces: "Well, Your Excellency, we're here to entertain you." Said to the robbers.

Virgo smiled cynically: "I'll help you get a few stitches, it will help you to endure the fight." ”

Gemini nodded.

Libra: "I'll calculate your chances of death......"

Cancer: "Are you ready?"

Leo: "What so much nonsense." ”

Robber: "......"

A cloudless day~~~~ Mengyi and Hanyin and Hanli went shopping~~~

The robber is dying: "rob ......"

"Pounds!"

Han Yin and Han Li made a move at the same time, and the robber was beaten and stunned......

However, the robber's heart is joyful!!

Han Yin pulled Mengyi up: "Let's go." ”

Meng Yi glanced at the robbers: "Shu Huang, prepare for the next one." ”

The robber immediately jumped up: "It's swollen, ahhh

As soon as the words fell, he was slapped away by Han Li.

One day, a sunny day!Mengyi and Lan Zun, Hei Mei and Bai Lan went shopping!!Don't ask why!!

Robber: "Alas, robbery!"

"What are you sighing for!" the black charm giggled, "with your sigh in the back!"

"Lao Tzu has accepted his fate!" the robber closed his eyes and spread his hands, "Come on!"

"I'm not interested in you. Bai Lan smiled faintly.

Lan Zun smiled evilly, his handsome face looked evil and charming: "You, you can go." ”

"Huh?" the robber opened his eyes, "Really? I heard ...... right."

"But how is this possible. Lan Zun then made up.

The robbers vomited blood instantly.

Meng Yi left in fear: "Shu Xiao, come on." ”

One day~~~ Mengyi, Lan Xin, and Hades went shopping~

Hades is holding an umbrella~ Lan Xin is wearing a veil~ Mengyi is holding a lollipop in her mouth~ The robbers are coming to provoke ~~~

"Robbery!"

Hades raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why does this person look so weak?"

"I don't know, but I know that I have received too many blows at a glance. Lan Xin said frankly.

"Then are we going to let him go?" Meng Yi looked sympathetic.

"It's better to ......," Hades nodded thoughtfully, "I'll take you." ”

The implication is that you can die.

"Eh??" the robber instantly refreshed, "Really?—— so good! This gentleman, you are really a good person who has never been before!!"

"Well, I can't bear to see you like this. The Hades King shook off a sentence lightly and said to Meng Yi, "Little girl, let's go." ”

"Hmm......" Meng Yi waved at the robber, "Goodbye!" and took Hades and Lan Xin by the hand and left......

Robbers in the blood............

One day~ Mengyi and Simu Lingya went shopping with Goddess Shengyao~~~

Si Mu Lingya and Goddess Shengyao quarreled again~~~

The robber saw three beautiful women who were weak and couldn't help the wind, and instantly jumped out: "Hit !......"

He suddenly saw Mengyi: "Uh...... Forehead...... Soy sauce ......"

The second monk of Mengyi was puzzled: "Huh?"

"I'm mistaken!" the robber wanted to cry without tears.

Si Mu Lingya and Goddess Sheng Yao were angry, and when they saw the robbers, they were even more angry: "GUN!"

Pia(～￣▽￣)～

The robber was instantly shot away~~~

One day~Mengyi went shopping with her parents~ (I haven't seen you for a long time~) followed by a grandmother with a relieved face~

Seeing such a happy scene, the robbers sighed and decided to change their ways!!

When he turned around......

"Shu Huang!" Meng Yi shouted, pointed at the robbers, and said to Tao Qi Si Ling and Sheng Hui, "He is the lovely Shu Huang! The one who keeps shouting at me to rob!!"

"Robbery?" Tao Qi Siling frowned, "You dare to rob our family Meng'er?"

Shenghui stretched out his hand: "Meng'er, dad will help you take revenge." ”

The robber knelt down instantly: "Big brother and big sister, I have changed my ways...... Ahh!!!!!!hh

The finale of the robber chapter~~~

One day~~ Mengyi went shopping with everyone~

The robber crawled out of a corner, dying: "Save ......" before he could finish his words, he fainted.

"It's so pitiful, save him!" Meng Yi looked at the robber and took Xueluo's hand.

Xueluo nodded, and it didn't take long for the robber to come back to life with full blood~

When he saw the crowd, he shouted, "This world is so beautiful! I will not rob from now on!"

Reader: Yan ◆ 作——

[One weekend, Mengyi's house.

"Your Highness, can I stop doing it?"

Calmly read the book and squinted: "What do you think?"

Someone nodded and nodded wildly: "Yes!"

After a violent shudder, Feng Tianyu continued to sit down and read: "Hurry up, otherwise don't go out for a while." ”

Meng Yi silently went back and continued to calculate the chemical equation, and whispered: Isn't it just a high IQ? Am I the one who grew up here?#*#*#*#......

Three hours later......

"Finally, Your Highness, where will you go in a while?" Meng Yi stood at the door of the house, looking up at the slanting sun, puzzled.

Changing hands and closing the door, Feng Tianyu Lie walked to the courtyard, and the surroundings were silent, looking at Mengyi quietly.

"Your Highness?" Meng Yi shook her hand. Feng Tianyu Lie suddenly reached out to brush away Meng Yi's windswept hair, knelt down on one knee, and the flames in his hands turned into dazzling sparks. "Be my girlfriend, Mengyi, I'll protect you for the rest of your life.

Meng Yi stared blankly at the sudden confession, and before she could respond, several figures jumped out of the corner. "Promise, idiot!" of course this person is Hei Tianhao. Qianhao smiled: "Mengyi, be happy." "Yes, we think so too. ”

"Snow falls, the first dawn, the zodiac signs, strange roads...... Everyone is here, you ......" Mengyi was a little moved.

"Stupid! Meng Yi nodded: "Well, I will also protect you for the rest of your life!"

Feng leaned into feathers and hooked his lips, got up and hugged tightly: "Stupid ......"]

----- above is purely fictitious----

Reader: Mi'er (the secret language of water) ◇ made -

Chapter 1:

One day, Meng Yi held Ziyou's hand and pointed here and there, but Ziyou just listened to her dotingly and rubbed her head.

Feng Tianyu on the side glared at Ziyou unhappily and slapped Mengyi's head: "Stupid, when the time comes, he will be sold and count the money for others." ”

Meng Yi covered her head and looked at Ziyou aggrievedly: "Ziyou, he beat me ......"

"Feng Qian Yu Lie, are you looking for death?" Zi You's displeased eyes looked at Feng Qian Yu Lie, his eyes were as cold as ice, making people sweat all over his body.

Not to be outdone, Feng Tianyu glared back, and pulled Mengyi into his arms:

"What? Why did you touch her?"

The aura of both of them was extremely powerful, and Meng Yi in Feng Tianyu Lie's arms couldn't stand it a little, and she didn't dare to breathe, she smelled a very heavy smell of gunpowder. The face looked ugly.

Zi You glanced at Feng Qian Yulie faintly, and then looked at Meng Yi in his arms, and a wave of anger instantly rose in his eyes: "Let go of her!"

Feng Tianyu sneered: "Don't let it go!"

The two fought as they spoke, Meng Yi took advantage of the chaos to escape, Hei Tianhao suddenly took her into his arms, summoned his wings, and took her away quickly, looking at her as if she had escaped death, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but raise slightly, and she muttered: "Idiot, you are really recruiting people to rob!"

Meng Yi glanced up at him, didn't hear clearly, and asked, "What did you say?"

Hei Tianhao rolled his eyes speechlessly, too lazy to repeat: "Call you an idiot." ”

Chapter 2:

"Why do you look so handsome!" a pink-haired woman puffed out her mouth and looked at the handsome man in front of her angrily.

Feng Tianyu shrugged: "Blame me." ”

"Hmph, isn't your family rich?" Meng Yi asked.

"Huh?"

"Because plastic surgery costs a lot of money, my parents are very stingy, and they are busy falling in love every day, and they are ambiguous to death. didn't even give me any money, the money was in the hands of the old man Lan Zun. Anyway, doesn't it hurt to go under the knife? I can't do it, so I won't go to plastic surgery, or ......."

Feng Tianyu Lie suddenly grabbed her body, kissed her lips, and kissed her for a minute before letting go: "Stupid, why are you talking so much, just say that your Royal Highness is handsome? Aren't you just hinting at me, do you want to be like your parents? Okay, tomorrow the cave room will spend candle night!"

The following is a co-authorship between readers and authors - when the characters of "Dream Back to Yixun" meet Yinglan Dream -

When Ying Lanmeng met the domineering prince, His Royal Highness -

Yinglan Meng: You actually dare to rob my Mengyi!!

Feng Tilt Yulie: What is your home, it is clearly my family!

Ying Lan Meng: Cut, believe it or not, I changed the male lead! Well, Hei Tianhao is good...... Qianhao is also very good...... Purple Yu is also beautiful......

Feng Tilt Yulie: You're looking for a pump!!

When Yinglan Dream met the gentle Qianhao——

Yinglan Meng: Qianhao, you are so gentle!!

Qianhao: Thank you, just arrange a little more scenes between me and Mengyi! [Gentle]

Yinglan Meng: So good!!【Nymphomaniac】Male God, I love you!

Qianhao: Hehe, well, I'll go find Mengyi~

Ying Lan Meng: Uh-huh...... Hey, come back!!

After the adaptation of Reader Yan, "Stygian Flame" made a cameo appearance——

Yinglan Meng: Qianhao, you are so gentle!!

Qianhao: Thank you, just arrange a little more scenes between me and Mengyi! [Gentle]

Yinglan Meng: So good!!【Nymphomaniac】Male God, I love you!

Ying Yan (passing by): Hehe, Qianhao, she didn't take medicine today, you should go to Mengyi, huh?

Qianhao: Hehe, well, I'm going to find Mengyi~

Ying Lan Meng: Uh-huh...... Hey, come back!!

When Ying Lanmeng met the cold Black Sky Hao——

Blue Dream: Black ......

Hei Tianhao: If you don't add me to joke, believe it or not, I'll knock you out in minutes. [Draw the sword] (declarative sentence, ahhh

Blue Dream: ...... I add!!(scared)

Hei Tianhao: Tsk, that's pretty much it. 【Go】

Yinglan Dream: It's so fierce......

Hei Tianhao: What?

Ying Lan Meng: I didn't say anything!

◇Q&A:

Question (Mi'er): When will Mengmeng finish dreaming?

A: I can't tell, I always feel that there are still a lot of unfinished books - after all, I believe that the ending will definitely surprise me!

Question (Mi'er): How do you plan to deal with Your Highness's rival?

A (Ying Lan Meng): Well, I don't know if it's a love rival, but the ending has a rough outline - I want everyone to be together, no one's death, no one's downfall.

Q: Are you going to change it every few days?

Answer (Yinglanmeng): It depends on the situation, the last half of the exam, once every few days, after the exam, it will be more and more~

Question (Mo Li): Whose favor is Meng Xiaoyi?

Answer (Yinglan Meng): Mengyi is everyone's!!~\(≧▽≦)/~

Question (Mo Li): When will they find Mengyi's father Ma Ma?

Answer (Ying Lan Meng): Haha~ Soon~ Mengyi's father has been found, and Tomb Hui~ Mother has also met ~ I believe that in the near future, they will all meet again~

Question: When will His Highness return?

Answer: Do you really think that our Highness will abandon Mengyi?(ˉ▽ ̄~)

Question (Yan): Menghui Yixun has been writing for so long, what is the author's motivation?

A: Undoubtedly, it is the indelible dream in my heart that I hope with you!

Q (Yan): The character story is perfect, not as abusive as some of the current works, why?

A: Because I have always believed in the beauty that everyone cherishes in their hearts. I like to write comedy essays, but occasionally there will be sadness - just like life, everyone can't be smooth sailing, and you can't be lost forever.

Q (Yan): How did the author feel when he wrote this book?

A: A lot, I can't say clearly, but the most I feel is happiness and inner fulfillment.

Q: Did this book have any impact on the author's life?

Every day, I feel a kind of happiness and fulfillment from my heart, and whenever I see the readers' encouragement and slowly growing plots, I feel very happy!

Q (Xiaoyin): I think Mengyi has a lot of Mengmeng's shadows! I want to ask Mengmeng, is there any connection between this book and your life?

Answer (Ying Lan Meng): Can Mengyi's original form be said to be herself~ 〈( ̄〈 ̄)〈This book comes from my life, and many of the original forms in it come from life!

◆ Male gods and goddesses, everyone takes ~

The domineering male god Feng poured into the feather and the lie, the cold male god Hei Tianhao, the gentle male god Qianhao, the beautiful male god Ziyou, the funny male god Zi Mengfan, the cold and charming male god Han Yin, the sunny male god Bai Dixuan, the cold male god Molu, the super strong male god Lan Zun, the pure white male god Bai Lan, the intelligent goddess Xueluo, the goddess of absolute love Simu Lingya, the holy goddess Divine Yao, which is your dish?

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