When the old man was lamenting that the gutter capsized and encountered a low point in his life, Xiaomei and Xiaoyu ran over and told him that they had seen his photo. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The old man was overjoyed when he heard this, he was simply dozing and sending pillows, and he was worried about how to get the photos back. As long as he gets the photo, the pigtails will be gone, and he doesn't have to be afraid of Zhao Danqing and the second child's coercion.

The ups and downs of life are more exciting than bungee jumping, just now it was hell, I feel that life is gray, who wants to go to heaven in a blink of an eye.

Thinking of Zhao Danqing and the second child, the old man couldn't help but smile like a devil, and all kinds of ideas for the whole person bubbled out: "Didn't you ask me to find you, when I get the photo, I will definitely go to you in person......"

Thinking of the photo, the old man looked at Xiaoyu and Xiaomei, and was about to ask where the photo was, when he suddenly found that there was something wrong with the eyes of these two girls looking at him.

"Why do they think so......" Suddenly, the old man shivered, and his face changed greatly. Only then did he think of a serious problem, if these two girls found the photo, wouldn't their ugly posture also be seen by them.

The old man is used to messing with Zhao Danqing and the second brother, and it's nothing to be seen by them, and they are all men. can be seen by the two little girls, where to put this face?

"Xiaomei, you ...... What kind of photos did you find?" The old man asked awkwardly, and his face was a little hot.

"It's a photo of you squatting on the pit and, and your expression looks hard!" Xiaomei raised her head, and her voice was very crisp. It's hard to imagine such a nice voice saying such vulgar words.

"Hey~" The old man covered his forehead and shook his body twice. His mood was even harder at this time, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"Hehe, it's okay, it's okay, it's just two children!" The old man gave full play to the spirit of Ah Q, comforted himself in his heart, took out the wine gourd he brought, and drank a few sips to suppress the shock.

At this moment, Xiaoyu innocently said again: "Old man, your Ding Ding is not as big as Xiaolong!"

"Poof~" The old man squirted out seven or eight meters in a mouthful of wine, and fell to the ground with a bang, and there was no movement for a long time. Xiao Yu's fierce sentence is definitely a critical hit, and he sank the old man in one fell swoop.

The two little girls glanced at each other, showed a wicked smile, squatted down and grabbed one of the old man's arms, struggled to pick him up, and asked in unison, "Old man, what's wrong with you?"

The old man gasped for a long time before he took a breath of relief, glared at the two little girls, and said solemnly: "Don't say such vulgar things in the future, do you know that you are girls......? Not only will I laugh at you, but I will also laugh at Xingchen Ling and your princess!"

Xiaomei blinked, not frightened by the old man's expression, and asked rhetorically, "Sister Princess said that people should be honest." Let's be honest, why are we being laughed at?"

"This ......," the old man was speechless when asked.

Xiao Yu nodded seriously and said, "Old man, your Ding Ding is indeed not as big as Xiao Long, we can't lie to you!"

"Oh my God~" The old man grabbed his hair with both hands, feeling like he was going crazy, how could the two children, who usually looked quite shrewd, look like fools now.

In the end, the old man glared, stared at Xiaomei viciously, and threatened: "I don't care if you tell the truth, but the content of the photo just can't be mentioned, you know?"

Xiaomei blinked and said strangely, "Why can't you mention it? Everyone shared their portraits with each other after taking pictures." ”

The old man had the urge to hit the wall with his head at this time, as a great consummation, he dominated the world, but he was eaten to death by these two little girls.

Taking a deep breath, the old man forcibly controlled his emotions and said in as soft a voice as possible: "There are some things that cannot be told honestly...... In this way, as long as you promise not to tell the content of the photo, the ancestor will give you candy to eat!"

Xiaomei and Xiaoyu smiled sweetly, their eyes narrowed into crescent moons, and they shook their heads and said, "We don't want candy! But if there are two bottles of high-end vitality wine, we will keep it secret for you!"

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched a few times, and then he understood the meaning of the two girls. They weren't stupid at all, they were like fools.

Taking a deep breath, the old man nodded and agreed: "Okay! I'll give you two bottles of high-end vitality wine, but you mean what you say?"

Xiaomei and Xiaoyu nodded their little heads vigorously: "Don't worry, old man, we are absolutely true to our words!"

The old man got up and walked back to his residence, and when he handed over two bottles of high-grade vitality wine to Xiaomei and Xiaoyu, his heart was bleeding. It's a hell of a loss, for a bottle of vitality wine with laxatives, not only did he suffer so many crimes, but he was also photographed, and now he has found two bottles.

"Thank you, old man!" The two little girls took the bottle of vitality, bowed very politely, turned their heads and ran away.

The old man sighed: "Don't care about it, they don't talk about it!"

Thinking in his heart, the old man wanted to return home. But just as he was about to take a step, he was suddenly stunned, and the expression on his face froze. He suddenly remembered that he had patronized the two girls to keep it a secret, and he actually forgot to ask for a photo.

It was as if there were countless crows shouting fools flying overhead, and the old man was full of black lines, and he was about to cry stupidly.

"Xiaomei Xiaoyu, you give me back, my photo!" The old man snorted, turned his head and chased in the direction where the two girls left!

Fortunately, Xiaomei Xiaoyu didn't walk fast and didn't know how to work, so the old man finally caught up with them and hurriedly asked for photos.

To the relief of the old man, the two girls did not repay the bill, said sorry, and took the lead towards the sea of flowers. While walking, I told the old man about the discovery process of this photo.

When he heard the two girls say that they found Zhao Danqing and the second brother behind the catwoman's house, the old man scolded in his heart, these two bastards will really find a place......

After arriving at the kitten girl's room, when he saw the place where the two girls were pointing, the old man couldn't wait to pounce on it, and the speed of digging the soil with both hands was faster than that of crabs.

However, after a few minutes, he dug a large hole more than half a meter deep, but did not notice the existence of the photograph at all.

"Girl, what's going on?" The old man's face was very ugly, and he was about to go crazy with this photo.

Xiaomei and Xiaoyu are also ignorant, they obviously saw the photos here, and they were also buried in their original places, why did they disappear.

The old man thought that the two girls were lying to him, and was about to ask, when he suddenly heard the laughter of the little catwoman coming from the room in front of him: "Giggles...... Who is so talented, the old man has taken pictures of! This expression is too ecstatic, isn't it...... There's ...... down there."

"It's over!" The old man's eyes darkened, and he sat down on the ground. scolded in his heart: "Zhao boy, second child, I will be your uncle." After missing eight lifetimes of virtue, you came up with a trick to take fruit photos with smoke on the top of your head and pus under your feet!" (To be continued.) )