Chapter 358: Panda Eyes
100,000 mountains, circling mountain roads.
"Be careful, sir. ”
"Be careful, be careful...... You idiot don't know what else to say? this damn broken road, damn negotiations, damn greys, damn new aristocrats, damn it, damn it...... Anyway, everything is damn damn!"
The cavalry thought about it for a moment, and said hesitantly, "Well, my lord, be careful. ”
"You...... Ah!" Before the anger could be released, the ground was covered by a loud scream.
"Scared, sir, sir...... Come and get helped, and the adults will fall into the ditch......"
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The 100,000 mountains can be described as poor mountains and bad waters, and the roads naturally cannot be any better. In fact, not long after entering, the combined negotiating team had to abandon the carriage and ride on horseback.
However, there are still some places that are not easy to walk. And the aristocrats are used to being pampered, so they naturally can't stand this kind of bumps and the pain of sleeping in the open. Ronald and the others are just fine, after all, they have a task on their bodies, and they can grit their teeth and resist. But Simpson and other traditional nobles are guilty of a terrible crime, they originally came unwillingly, and now they are tortured by this, of course, like eating explosive crystals, and they can't stop cursing.
"Why don't you leave?" said Donn and Josia from behind, surprised as they turned back to Philip.
Spreading his hands, Philip said helplessly: "Someone fell into the ditch and was fishing." ”
Josia was stunned for a moment: "Uh, it's nothing, right?"
"It's okay, the ditch is not deep, and there is water, at most it is embarrassing. Philip waved his hand absently, then looked at the languishing nobleman on the side, turned his head and asked. "How far is it? I'm afraid these old guys won't be able to support it. ”
Donn replied, "If the previous intelligence map is accurate. Well, you can reach it by climbing over the mountain in front of you. ”
"Still going over the mountains?" An old voice with a slight grief and indignation came from the side, and Simpson walked over tremblingly with a wooden stick, his original gorgeous robe now looked more like a patchwork of tramp costumes, "What are you kidding, we have climbed countless mountains, and I swear that I have never walked this far in my life." I have to go over the mountain...... No, I strongly urge to take a break right now. ”
"I'm sorry, Sir, we only had a break half an hour ago, so we'll have to go on all the way. Josia's tone was calm, but her attitude was resolute, "And I don't know how far you've come in your life, but even with this one in front of us, we've only just crossed ten mountains. ”
"Oh my God. It's already the tenth mountain!" Simpson swayed like a candle in the wind. The tone was even more bleak, "No, no, if you go any longer, you will die!" You are murder, naked murder......
Josia frowned, and wanted to say something more, but at this moment, a chaotic sound mixed with the impact of blades suddenly came from the front.
"What's the situation...... Is it a bandit, isn't it?" Simpson, who was still shaky just now, suddenly looked like a rabbit with an arrow, and he jumped behind Philip with a quick walk, and asked in a trembling voice.
There is a reason for such a violent reaction. In addition to the 100,000 mountains, there are many mountains, and the rest are the most bandits. Although the Gray Coats Army and the Bran soldiers were in a stalemate, the rear was also swept by the Bran Army. But it is certain that there are still bandits who continue to take risks in it. What's more, when they first entered the mountain, the nobles' luxurious carriages had not yet been abandoned, and such an eye-catching outfit would certainly attract the attention of the bandits.
And although there were two or three hundred cavalry accompanying them, in the eyes of the bandits, they were not too many, and they were only the standard of a caravan. With such a scale, some small bandit gangs dare not touch it, but it is the favorite of medium and large bandit groups. Moreover, in such a complex terrain, the number of people is not really the most important.
Don and Josia were very clear about this situation, but when they came back this time, there were only a few high-ranking people with them, and they had no skills, so they could only report the situation to the nobles through Philip's mouth. To say that the nobles still cherish their own lives, they also explained to the cavalry very seriously after hearing it.
But the so-called rats have rat paths, and those cavalry who act as scouts are branches of the royal guard, and they have basically never left the capital, let alone come to the north, so they don't understand the low-rate methods of the bandits at all. Finally, when the team passed through a canyon that had already been inspected, they were ambushed by thieves. Fortunately, Tang En kept an eye on it before, found out in advance, and shouted a warning so that the team did not completely step into the trap. After a few rounds of arrow rain, he retreated in time.
In addition to the loss of a dozen cavalrymen, not a single nobleman was injured in this battle. But there is no doubt that looking at the cavalry and carriages that were tied into the shape of porcupines still left a very deep negative impact on the Simpsons......
"It's unlikely that a bandit. Don shook his head at the gazes of Josia and the others.
This is a cliff-like terrain, but this 'cliff' is indeed a little shorter, only less than three meters, and should be considered a ditch. The place where the confusion occurred was on the opposite side of the ditch, where the cavalry who had gone ahead to explore the way. Although the terrain here is difficult to walk, it is not a dangerous place, and there is no shelter, even thieves should not be able to see this place.
The confusion did not last long, and soon a cavalryman came running and reported that they had run into a group of Bran patrolmen.
"Soldier Bran?" Simpson's reaction this time was quick, his face was ecstatic, and he threw away his stick and rushed forward, "It's here, it's here, it's finally here......!"
Looking at the Simpson who was dancing and galloping, Tang En and the three couldn't help but pout, this Nima is the legendary ......can't walk? However, despite complaining in their hearts, several people still showed relieved looks on their faces.
The presence of Bran regulars here could only have been sent out by the stalemate Bran army to patrol, after all, in addition to preparing for battle, they also had to take on the task of preventing the gray army from escaping.
"That's right, brother. Looking at the still chaotic scene on the other side, Don asked casually, "Why are you arguing?"
The cavalryman spread his hands helplessly when he heard this: "They said that the front is a forbidden area in the field." I do not let you come close. Let's go back the way we came. ”
"Ugh. You didn't tell who you are?" "This negotiation was added on an ad hoc basis, and it cannot be exposed, so it is naturally impossible to notify this army in time. But as long as Ronald and the others saw the general and revealed their identity, all problems would naturally be solved.
The cavalryman's expression was even more depressed, and he pointed to his chest: "Anyway, all the titles of Lord Sirs have been moved, but they don't believe it." ”
Tang En and the others were stunned. Then he looked at the dusty faces of the cavalry, the dirty, dark, and nicked armor, and immediately knew the answer.
Regardless of combat effectiveness, the name of the Royal Guard is still very loud. Every year, each legion selects a group of outstanding soldiers to enter the capital and be incorporated into this sequence. For ordinary soldiers, as long as they enter the royal guard, it means a life of worry-free food and clothing and a bright future. So as long as it's a Bran soldier, then you definitely know.
And now the reason why the soldiers on the other side do not believe it is also because of this reason. For example, this is equivalent to listening to such and such praise propaganda before a blind date. Reverie that the other party is rich and handsome, white rich and beautiful or something, but when he really appears in front of him. only to find that it was an authentic dick silk fan, and the disillusionment brought by this shattered slag was naturally a strong disbelief.
Thinking of this, Don and the others turned their eyes to Simpson who was crossing the ditch at the same time, uh, it seems that the image of this person is not much better......
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Across the ditch, the argument continues. And as the fire rises, weapons are raised from time to time.
"What a big guts, do you know who you're stopping?"
"Isn't that the Royal Guard, haha...... I'm not saying you, if you want to get by, you have to at least do it yourself. ”
"That's it, and this is a military powerhouse, I don't care who you are, get out of here. ”
"Presumptuous, blind your dog's eyes, there are many marquis and earls waiting behind you, do you want to die?"
"Oh, I'm so scared, I'm so scared...... No matter how long you dare to be verbose, the uncle's sword is not long-sighted. ”
"Do you dare to do it, you can try it!"
"It's so fucking arrogant, beat him!"
"I see who dares to move, ah...... Damn, fuck me!
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The chaos quickly escalated, and a martial arts fight was inevitable. Fortunately, at this time, the Simpson had already climbed the ditch, and seeing that the situation was tense here, he hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop it!"
His orders were absolutely effective on the side of the royal guards, so the crowd that had just come into contact with them was instantly separated, but during this period, several cavalrymen suffered a loss, after all, those soldiers didn't know which onion Simpson was, and they had no good hands at each other, so they naturally took advantage of what they could.
Seeing this scene in his eyes, Simpson's face darkened, and he walked quickly: "Damn, who are you leading?"
"It's me, where did you old guy come from?" A squad leader walked out of the patrolman's side, and when he heard Simpson's unkind tone, he naturally wouldn't give a good look.
"Bold!" Simpson was so angry that he was so angry that he breathed a sigh of anger at this 'where did he come from', and his old face instantly turned red, "I'm the Marquis Simpson, you ......"
"Yo drink!" interrupted the words, the squad leader opened his mouth in astonishment, looked up and down at the shape of the simpson's homeless man, and laughed, "Marquis......? This Nima is interesting, and it's getting more and more similar!By the way, what is the name of the Marquis, do you want me to bow to you, haha......"
Simpson had never been so humiliated, the corners of his mouth twitched one after another, and his outstretched fingers trembled continuously, as if he was about to have a stroke: "You, you...... You pariah, you're dead, you ......" Before he could think of any new swear words, a fist in his eyes continued to expand......
"What are you, you old dog, go back!" But the squad leader was annoyed by the scolding, punched him, and gave Simpson a panda eye.
The scene was quiet, and the cavalry on the side of the royal guards were dumbfounded, they never thought that the Marquis would also be beaten, so they all stood on the spot in a daze, and did not make the slightest reaction.
"Ah......hh What are you fools doing! Kill them for me, kill them......"
............ (To be continued......)