One hundred and two women's troubles for women
Since there was one more Cuicui in the Thirteen Princes' Mansion, Wei Ruge felt that her whole world and life had changed drastically, and to be more precise, her life values had also changed.
It's like, as long as she doesn't meet Cuicui now, she can meet anyone.
Now when Wei Ruge saw Nangong Yuelan, it was like seeing a relative, sticking to Nangong Yuelan's back every day, and asking if there was anything she needed to do and what she could do. I really don't have any work, can you assign her something to do?
On weekdays, it was Nangong Yuelan who wanted to get Wei Ruge to her side, but Wei Ruge disliked him in various ways, and driving him away was like driving away flies.
And now, Wei Ruge is sticking to him, like a fly staring at a rotten egg.
For another example, on weekdays, Wei Ruge's eyes were red when she saw You Mu as if she had seen an enemy, but now, the names of wild monkeys, stupid monkeys, and dead monkeys all disappeared from her mouth, and when she saw You Mu, she said to You Mu with a sweet and greasy smile: "Oh, Brother You Mu, when will you teach me how to climb a tree, I adore you so much!"
Every time You Mu saw Wei Ruge's face, it was like stepping on poop, and his expression was weird, and he wanted Wei Ruge to kill him!
"How are you learning to climb trees?"
You Mu stood under the tree, pinched his waist with both hands, looked up at Wei Ruge, who was halfway up and competing with the trunk, and asked suspiciously.
"Why do you learn to climb trees! Don't you ask knowingly!" Wei Ruge hugged the trunk tightly with his hands and feet, but he still felt that he was going to fall, "It's not to avoid that Cuicui! If I can climb a tree, I will squat on the tree every day, and I won't go anywhere!
Wei Ruge said, trying to let go of a hand and climb up, but only when she let go of her hand, she heard a crisp female voice coming from under the tree.
"Wei Ruge!
Cuicui's voice was like a time bomb, which exploded in Wei Ruge's spiritual world in an instant, so Wei Ruge wanted to climb up in a panic, but the movements of his hands and feet were all messed up, and he fell from the high tree trunk all of a sudden.
"Ahh
The feeling of falling made Wei Ruge scream, and she thought to herself, it's over, it's over, it's over......
Suddenly, a pair of powerful hands instantly dragged her body, and there was no pain as expected, just a false alarm.
"Huh......" You Mu stretched out his hand to catch Wei Ruge's thin body, and when he saw that she was safe, he exhaled lightly. Then he said jokingly: "Wei Ruge, you said that your chest is flat like your back, why is it still so heavy, where is your flesh?"
As soon as Wei Ruge heard this, he was immediately shocked, and his little face turned red and scolded fiercely: "You wild monkey! A dog can't spit out ivory from its mouth!"
Hearing Wei Ruge scolding himself for being a wild monkey again, You Mu just wanted to open his mouth to refute, but he saw a small figure rushing over next to him, grabbed his arm, opened his mouth, and bit You Mu's arm fiercely.
"Ah" You Mu was in pain, his arm loosened, put down Wei Ruge, and then stared at Cuicui who was biting his arm with a frightened face, the posture was like a puppy whose owner had been bullied.
"Cuicui, what are you doing! Loosen your mouth!" You Mu frowned, feeling very sorry for his arm.
"Hmph!" Cuicui saw that Wei Ruge was safe and sound, so she relieved her mouth and yelled at You Mu with righteous indignation: "Who told you to hug Wei Ruge just now!
You Mu looked at the two rows of small tooth marks on his arm, with a hurt expression on his face, and thought to himself, it's better not to let this muddy water flow in the future!
Wei Ruge was tortured to death by Cuicui, and it had nothing to do with him!
Anyway, the people who are in a hurry still have the thirteenth master Nangong Yuelan, isn't it!
"Good, good...... I was wrong, I was wrong, can't I dodge?" You Mu shook his head, jumped up the tree, then jumped from the branch to the wall, and then jumped off the wall and out of the back garden.
"If you don't go through the door, you just climb the tree, it's not a monkey!" Wei Ruge looked up at You Mu, who had disappeared, pouted, and muttered.
"That's it. Cuicui also followed Wei Ruge's example, also raised her head, put her hand on her forehead, looked at the direction in which You Mu disappeared, and muttered.
When Cuicui lowered her head again, she found that Wei Ruge, who was still standing beside her, was gone, and she didn't know where to run for a long time.
"Wei Ruge, maybe you can't accept me yet!, but I must use my perseverance and my sincerity to you!" Cuicui said, her hands clenched into small fists, and a serious expression on her face.
Dongfang Jun, who was hiding in the shadows, saw this scene, hung a black line on his head, and said to You Mu, who was still looking at the two rows of tooth marks on his arms, "I didn't expect this female spy to have true feelings for Wei Ruge!"
"Yes!" You Mu blew on the tooth mark, "I really don't know whether to be happy for the Thirteenth Master or worry about him!"
"What do you mean by that?" Dongfang Jun asked puzzled.
"I'm happy, that is to say, there are still people who have the same vision as the Thirteenth Master, and like the kind of woman who doesn't even have a fierce head and a dull head! This fully proves that the taste of the Thirteenth Master is not too strange. You Mu spread his hands and said: "What worries me is that I see that this Cuicui, the rival in love, is really stalking, and it is not easy to do!"
After listening to You Mu's analysis, there were a few more black lines on Dongfang Jun's face, and he muttered a few words in a low voice: "You still care about other things." ”
Here, Wei Ruge took advantage of Cuicui's inattention, and ran out, running all the way, anyway, as long as Cuicui's sight was good.
Whew! she's still a rotten girl!
She really used to think that the rotten world was all kinds of beauty, all kinds of reverie and imagination, but when things fell on her head, how could she not feel the slightest beauty?
I just think, it's so weird!
Tired of running, Wei Ruge sat on the railing of the corridor, looked at the scenery in front of her, and planned to rest for a while and go to Nangong Yuelan, but she sneaked out while Nangong Yuelan was doing things in the study to find You Muxue to climb the tree.
If Nangong Yuelan finds out that she left without permission, maybe she will come up with some perverted way to punish her.
"Wei Ruge!" was thinking about it, when she suddenly heard someone calling her name, Wei Ruge turned around, and saw a sweaty little maid running past her.
Wei Ruge hurriedly jumped off the railing, looked at the maid himself, and then recognized that this maid was also Wu's mother's subordinate, so he asked curiously, "Is this sister looking for me?"
"Nonsense! It's okay for anyone to look for you!" the maid seemed to have been looking for her for a long time, her face was covered with sweat, "Really, running around all day long, let me have a good meal here!"
"I'm sorry...... I don't know what my sister is looking for me?" Wei Ruge looked at the girl's tone, and guessed that it was Wu's mother looking for her.
"It's Mother Wu looking for you!Hurry up and follow me!" The maid's tone was very strong, and Wei Ruge felt all kinds of uncomfortable in her heart, but there was no way, now was the time to try her courage, and she had to put herself in the vulnerable group.
"Okay, okay, please ask my sister to lead the way. Wei Ruge said with a smile.
As soon as Cuicui caught up with Wei Ruge, she saw that she was taken first by other women, and she was unhappy for a while, but after thinking about it, she quietly followed behind.
In the big room where Wu's mother still had the tongue ring, after Wei Ruge was brought in, the maid withdrew.
"I don't know what happened to Mother Wu looking for the little one this time?" Wei Ruge looked at Mother Wu with a false smile.
"Come on, Wei Ruge, you didn't come to Mama Wu these days, Mama Wu misses you. When Mother Wu saw Wei Ruge, she immediately put on the appearance of a kind old mother, and Wei Ruge was sick to her stomach.
Hey, hey, hey, what's this time! Pinch your fingers and count it and don't survive for a week, okay?
"Hehe, I haven't been free recently, so I didn't come to visit Wu's mother, and I ask Wu's mother not to blame. Wei Ruge said.
"It doesn't matter. Mother Wu smiled and pointed to a wine jug on the table, "I saw that you had a good amount of wine last time, so this time I got good wine, and the first person who thought of it was you." ”
And let her drink!
Hearing this, Wei Ruge's little face turned green!
No, no, she can't drink anymore!
So she hurriedly waved her hand, "Mother Wu's kindness Wei Ruge understands it, but I really can't drink it this time." Last time, because I drank too much and delayed a lot of things, the thirteen princes punished me, and also warned me that if I drank again, I would sink into the lake......"
"Hahahaha, Wei Ruge, you really know how to laugh, who doesn't know that our prince loves you, how can he drag you to Shenhu!" Wu Ma smiled and said: "That's it, since you don't want to drink, then don't drink." ”
"Thank you Mama Wu for your kindness, Wei Ruge understands it. Wei Ruge felt that she could definitely become an actor, and she became more and more talented in acting.
"Wei Ruge, it seems that the prince has been in the palace recently, and it is rare to see him go out. Mother Wu asked seemingly casually.
What Wei Ruge said when he was drunk, Wu's mother was fully confirmed, and now who in the capital doesn't know that the newly returned Thirteenth Master is a merry embryo, who has nothing to do all day long, only knows to soak in the women's pile.
Recently, Nangong Yuelan suddenly stopped going out and stopped looking for women, which made Wu's mother feel very strange, so she came to Wei Ruge and wanted to know something from her mouth.
"Oh! You said this!" Wei Ruge heard this, and immediately showed a helpless smile on his face, "The thirteenth prince, he really wants to go out, and those Qinglou women don't know what means they have used to make our prince fascinated! But Mother Wu, you have to know, what is going on, he is also the thirteenth prince, the emperor's younger brother, and he has to be more decent, isn't it? If you soak in the land of fireworks every day and make people talk nonsense, isn't it a shame for the emperor?"
Wei Ruge said helplessly.
"So, recently, it has been rumored in the capital that the Thirteenth Prince is a romantic ghost, which makes the Thirteenth Prince feel very uncomfortable, so he forced himself to stay in the palace for a while, and then find a chance to go out again!"