The reality is so cruel, and the desperate Fang Shou finally honestly went to the principal's room to surrender. Next...... After carefully avoiding the trap at the door of the principal's office, Fang Shou stepped into the principal's room. And then...... He just felt that his eyes were dark, and then he didn't know anything.

When Fang Shou woke up in a daze, half a day had passed.

"Yo, wake up. Fang Shoujun. The affectionate Asakamoru of Hinata next to him greeted him.

"Haha~ I did wake up. Because of the reason why he went to the wrong set with Hinata just now, the current Fang Shou felt that the bad blue hair was very pleasing to the eye, and even to the extent that he could really do it without a girl: "What kind of place is this? ”

"It's not a stranger, okay. Hinata denied Fang Shou's desire to be the original RPG hero, and replied lightly: "This is the door of the principal's office, don't think you don't know." ”

"Isn't there a sledgehammer trap here?"

"That's it...... The Noda guy said it couldn't kill you, so he dismantled it......"

"What are you doing, when I am an enemy of the SSS front?" Fang Shou was instantly unhappy, obviously he was a good person. I can never forget that in the classroom at sunset, I silently collected the good guy card, "But it's good to dismantle such a dangerous thing, so I don't have to forget the code next time and be blown away by a hammer......"

So he asked the logistics unit for some rockets and planned to install them. Hinata patted her forehead, and then seemed to think of something: "By the way, he plans to set a new code from you." ”

"What about Noda, I'm going to talk to him about life!" Is that bastard's mind just trying to make himself a Buddha? Fang Shou scolded indignantly, wanting to make some rude body movements, and with this move, he discovered a very terrible thing.

"Can you take the liberty of interrupting me? Hinata-san. Fang Shou looked at a certain part of his body tremblingly.

"Ahh Of course. Hinata glanced at Fang Shou with pity, and then silently brought up the metal helmet and explosion-proof shield.

"I'm not going to complain about your gear. Fang Shou, who was sweating profusely, cautiously touched the black object between his thigh and lower abdomen: "Can you please explain to me, what is this?"

"Absolutely. Hinata took a step back. Raising his shield aloof, he replied loudly, "That thing is an auto-sensing bomb!"

"So to speak. Fang Shou reluctantly tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Weishenme, that thing will appear on my little dingding, bastard!"

"Don't get excited! Don't get excited! Although the power of this bomb is not great, it is enough to blow those two eggs into egg yolk pie! Don't be excited, Fang Shou!"

"I didn't expect you to think about me, Hinata-kun. ”

"It's just absolutely disgusting. [Of course!]" Hinata who accidentally confided the truth was not absolutely embarrassed, and said brazenly: "So, don't get excited! Especially the place below, once you are excited...... Are you familiar with the undefeated East of the Celestial Empire?"

"I'm familiar with you!" Fang Shou, who wanted to cry without tears, found that his hands and feet were tied to a chair this time, and he couldn't take the bomb away if he wanted to: "Hurry up and get that thing away! I've promised a man who won't be a prisoner!"

"Well...... this Hinata, under the blast shield, let out a long sigh and said that he couldn't help it: "I'm sorry, I can't do it." ”

“weishenme？”

"Because ......," Hinata pointed apprehensively to the principal's office. With a frightened face, he replied: "The evil ghost will eat me, so I will definitely not do it! Fang Shoujun, isn't there an old saying in your Heavenly Empire called the Dead Dao Friend Immortal Poor Dao? You can go with peace of mind." ”

"Don't go with peace of mind!" Hinata Mamoru has lost interest in the completely untrustworthy Hinata, for the sake of his children and grandchildren, he can only focus on the thighs and lower abdomen, and control his breathing, not wanting to trigger the switch of the bomb "By the way, what are the trigger conditions of this induction bomb?"

"The button in the hand of the Yuriko. ”

"Then it's still an egg, isn't it exactly a remote-controlled bomb?" Saying that, Fang Shou still had no intention of shaking the bomb down. God knows if these guys will cheat themselves, that's the roots of the descendants! It's not a joke! Bastard! Even if it can be restored once it is blown up, there will be a psychological shadow! What if it can't be used when the time comes?

In this way, Hinata who was hiding under the blast shield and Fang Shou, who was extremely mentally active, began to fall into an eerie silence.

Until......

"Bang!" the door to the principal's office was pushed open with a thud.

Yuri...... No, it's my sister!" saw the savior finally come out of the principal's office. Fang Shou suddenly felt an urge to thank God! Why? Try tying a time bomb to your XX and see if you are afraid, "Sister, please let me go." ”

Nakamura Yuri gave Fang Shou a blank look, ignoring his pitiful eyes like an abandoned puppy. Instead, he turned around and shook hands with the silver-haired girl beside him.

"Huh?" Just like cats and dogs can never get along peacefully, Fang Shou's impression is lively and active. How could the energetic Yuri Nakamura get along with the expressionless, clumsy and natural Lihua Kana, not to mention that the two were still nominally hostile.

"It was a pleasure to work with. Yuri Nakamura spoke first.

"Yes. Lihua nodded his head.

The two of them shook hands together, what's the matter, what is this wrong feeling of shaking hands between the leaders of the two great powers? Is that the feeling? That's how the rabbit and the bald eagle shook hands in 1978, right?

"So, let's have a good ♀ time. Yuri Nakamura, who squinted his eyes, was like a cunning little fox in Fang Shou's eyes.

"Good. It seems that Lihua Juan's answer from this natural little girl is unlikely to have any bright spots. Fang Shou touched his chin, if he thought about it carefully, under artificial domestication, cats and dogs can get along peacefully, right? Just like that perverted prince who domesticated a cat-like tube Yinyue and a cute little Douzi like a puppy!

Wait!Wait! After Fang Shou carefully glanced at the expressionless Lihua Song and the energetic Nakamura Yuri, he couldn't help but make a conclusion that he thought was very correct! As the saying goes, history is always an amazing coincidence, the perverted prince can successfully hook up with the expressionless young tame himself, why can't he get the silver-haired girl with the sister attribute in his hands? There is also Xiaodouzi, who is upright and tired...... If you think about it. Yuriko is still very talented in this area, isn't she? Could it be that this is the rhythm of opening a harem?

Probably not, right?

Fang Shou touched his chin and thought seriously.

"Ah, look at the fool's face and know he's dead. Hinata on the side took two steps back again, and carefully drew a shield again to block it in front of him: "I hope this time I won't be asked to put the meat sauce in the can." ”

After reaching an agreement with Lihua, Yuri Nakamura was in a good mood, she raised her head, took out the walkie-talkie from her pocket, and began to issue orders to everyone: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you hear? I am your leader, Yuri Nakamura. Now there is a new order issued. ”

"From today on, our SSS front will reach a strategic alliance with Angel, that is, Lihua Zuo...... Well, you don't understand it in detail, stupid people! You just need to know one thing! If you have anything to do in the future, you can give me a class, you know? Well, pay attention to yourself, don't be too complacent and disappear completely from this shijie, stupid people! As for the GDM concert, it will be held as usual. We don't have to fight the angels anymore, but we have to take care of the minds of ordinary students, right? Well, you idiots won't understand, right? ”

Regarding the contempt for the members of the battle line in Nakamura Yuri's words, everyone dared to be angry and did not dare to speak. Although they didn't know what the situation was now, they could see from her unhappy tone and impatient explanation that if they resisted her at this time, it would not be just the unlucky newcomer Fang Shou who would die......

"Yuriko!

Is it true that there are still people who are not afraid of death? Noda spoke under the reverent gaze of the members of the SSS front. He walked through the walkie-talkie. retorted loudly: "Yuriko, I'm not stupid, I'm ......"

"Sniper!"

"Yes!"

"I've just finished my latest trap layup. Wait, Yuriko, I will never forgive you for defiling your Fang Shou! I will never forgive, so please let me ......."

"Bang!"

"......" The walkie-talkie suddenly fell silent.

"......" The members of the SSS front who were silently listening to the walkie-talkie couldn't help but shudder, completely furious, Yuriko, he just exploded his head without even finishing his words, the revenge of killing his father is nothing more than that, right?

The blonde girl with two ponytails walked up to Yuri Nakamura and whispered, "The goal has been solved." ”

"Yes. Yuri Nakamura nodded her head in satisfaction, and she picked up the walkie-talkie again: "Fools, do you have any objections?"

“......”

"Good. Yuri Nakamura smiled with a satisfied smile: "Next, I have to solve some personal problems, please do not approach the principal's office." ”

The corner of hell begins with the broken smile of Yuri Nakamura.

"Now, Fang Shoujun, is there anything else you want to say?"

"Haha, I hate it, sister-sama. Fang Shou, who knew that death was coming, and he was going to die with a hard mouth: "I'm a perverted king, who is Fang Shou...... hahahaha。 ”

"I'll ask you again, you, do you have anything else to say?" Yuri Nakamura's voice became deeper and deeper, and the blonde girl with two ponytails on the side silently walked into the principal's room with Lihua Song, and then ...... Very intimately closed the door, leaving Fang Shou and Nakamura Yuri alone...... No, there's also Hinata hiding in the corner shivering outside.

"I, I, I ......" For a moment, Fang Shou felt that the angry scene seemed to be reflected over and over again in front of his eyes, the clingy sister, the expressionless sister, the sister who likes to eat white rabbit candy, the studious sister, the sister who called Ernie sauce, the sister who ignored herself, the sister who regarded herself as a pest, the sister who was rebellious......

"No! I'm not a sister control! I'm really not a sister control! It's the hour! That's right, everything is the fault of the hour! Sister, ......" Speaking of this, Fang Shou suddenly paused, opened his eyes wide, and said in a milky voice: "You have to believe me." ”

"Smack!" the sound of a metal baseball bat smashing in front of Fang Shou.

"Bang!" "Bang!" is the sound of a metal baseball bat, but it punches a big hole in the floor like a magic wand in the hand of a magical girl.

Fang Shou secretly swallowed his saliva, here, here. God, it's up to you this time, if I can survive this catastrophe, I'll ask you to take a sauna.

Choose it, the absolute option.

For some reason, Fang Shou had a very strong sense of immediacy, just like the last time he was pitted by this absolute option.

A. You are all my wings, let's fly together.

I love you, dear sister!

Hehe, Fang Shou couldn't help but sneer. God? What is that, can you eat it? How can the option of allowing yourself to live appear in the absolute option? Fang Shou found a very interesting thing from his character value for more than ten years, that is: his life is completely a prank of the gods!

From birth to now, no girl likes it, from birth to now, I haven't received aiqing chocolate, from birth to now, I haven't attacked a girl, but I have gained a shameful good person card! God, do you think I'm going to believe you? The answer to this mortal plot is in my hands, isn't it?

Fang Shou replied quietly, "Ignorant mortals. Hurry up and leave the deity, the deity is in a good mood today, don't care about your mistakes......"

"Bang, bang, bang!"

In Zuihou's consciousness, Fang Shou was in a daze when he heard the sound of bones shattering and the disgusting feeling of something turning into minced meat. And, of course, Hinata-kun's wailing voice of resentment.

Ah, it's so cruel. This shijie. Even if you use the only stalk related to the main line of the book......, will you inevitably die? How cruel is it? Just because you say the wrong thing, just because you choose the wrong option, you are going to die? No, it's worse than death, God...... What about the haode sauna? What about the haode sweeping? Is it all over? It hurts, it hurts, it really ...... It hurts!......

"Ahh

"Are you awake?" Yuri Nakamura, who had a calm face, sat generously in the seat that originally belonged to the principal, and leisurely arranged his nails.

"What's going on?" Fang Shou touched the parts on his body, fortunately, there was nothing strange except for the subtle difference in the clothes, so what was going on just now? Could it be that he had a nightmare? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but glance at Yuri Nakamura, only to see that her eyes were calm, and she did not have the appearance of the collapse and blackening in the nightmare just now.

"Whew~" It's okay, it's really a dream.

"What's wrong? Fang Shoujun. Yuri Nakamura looked at his nails and asked nonchalantly, "Did you have a nightmare?"

"Haha~ Yes, sister, and I'm not called a pervert......"

"It's Fang Shoujun. For some reason, looking at Yuri Nakamura's delicate and lovely face, Fang Shou had a feeling of hair all over his body.

"Yes, yes. So, I'm going to be here? I remember I should ...... Why are you here? Could it be that what happened just now wasn't a dream......" Seeing that familiar figure, Fang Shou couldn't help but be stunned, he seemed to have been stimulated by something, no matter how he thought about it, he couldn't tell the difference between the nightmare and the reality, so he suddenly felt a little unbelievable when he saw that Lihua and Nakamura Yuri, who should have been incompatible, were sitting together peacefully.

"What's the matter, didn't Fang Shoujun hear?" Yuri Nakamura leaned lazily back in his chair: "We have united, in order to fight against that unknown enemy, as well as solve the mystery of this shijie, and solve the problem of Miss Cai Wenji, we have temporarily reached a strategic alliance." ”

"That's right. Fang Shou touched his chin, with the addition of the powerful combat power of the angel, no, it should be said that after the angel no longer obstructs the investigation of the SSS front, not only Cai Wenji's problem, but even the magic of human resurrection should be able to complete the investigation quickly, right?

"Well, that's it. Yuri Nakamura tossed the towel that was wiping her nails and continued, "It's already afternoon, and the GDM concert is about to start...... It's urgent, Fang Shoujun, do you have any opinions about Miss Cai Wenji?"

"This ......" Fang Shou, who was absent-minded, suddenly glanced at the towel that Yuri Nakamura had just wiped.

Blood! The towels are almost stained red! It's like a criminal is destroying the evidence after finishing the case!

"Well, what about that. Fang Shou swallowed cautiously: "I have a plan in my mind, although I don't know if it will work, but I can try it anyway." But what I'm more concerned about now is that I remember that I woke up in the morning, and it was almost night, and ...... in between."

"Yuriko, I've finally cleaned up the minced meat outside. Wow vomit ~ so disgusting...... Fang Shou, you can even wake up!" Hinata-kun, who was wrapped like a cyborg, pushed the door in, covered in blood, like some mad scientist who caused Resident Evil, terrifying, weird.

"Hinata-kun, ...... are you?"

"Trust me. Fang Shoujun. Yuri Nakamura, who was expressionless, said quietly, "You won't want to know. ”

"Gollum!" several bloodstained metal baseball bats slowly rolled down from the table. (To be continued......)