Chapter 478: Even if it's a tear-jerking self-explosion plot, you can't forget to throw away the festival
Sometimes, guys who look big are actually not very good at fighting, such as the little monsters in Bumpman that are usually killed after only one episode, such as the giant mutant creatures that are obviously beyond the common sense of biology in magic movies, and the incomparably huge steel base in science fiction movies, all belong to this category, and the small ones that look cute and cute are all too strong, such as armed gods, such as Pikachu, such as all kinds of petite magical girls that everyone likes to see, For example, the Celestial Empire's Temple of Light agreed to be on TV cartoons about the animals that claim to be three-headed bodies......
You can ignore the last one.
In short, the most critical factor in determining victory or defeat in battle is definitely not body size, but who is more loving!
The ugly, clunky, sluggish dryad obviously doesn't have this kind of nice feeling, not even a cute girl with a huge syringe on her head - because the situation in front of her looks almost like it has kidnapped the girl and is going back to do [beep-" things, and the girl is desperately resisting.
And although the black widow on the opposite side is larger, she is an out-and-out curiosity girl. In the context of today's ability to sprout even tentacle evil gods, it is not impossible for the soul-possessed Donaldson to use a spell to transform himself into a human form, and then scream "why did you become a woman" after settling his hands on his body in a stunned expression - you see, what a royal transformation through the beginning of a light novel.
In light novels, cute girls are justice!
So before Alicia and her party could recover from the miracle of the off-line goddess of life who gently poured water with a kettle on her face as usual in magical novels, and violently used syringes to inject a rampaging monster like Resident Evil, they were reduced to hard stone sculptures under the blow of the more exaggerated things that happened next.
After all of the treemen of Fuyol ate Donaldson's barrage, they exploded into starlight—and they were killed in seconds after only one shot!
"You came out on purpose to be funny, right!?" After a while, Alicia finally came back to her senses and shouted, "The summons of the goddess will be killed in seconds as soon as they come out, even if it is the purification of the shaman, it is not so exaggerated!"
After losing her footing, she forgot that she actually had wings, and suddenly fell on the crooked roots of the tree and rolled in front of everyone, just looking at her constantly rotating mosquito coil eyes, she knew that Her Royal Highness, the noble goddess of life, had no time to refute Little Lori's complaints.
[Does Friol want to defeat Donaldson before he can fully master the spider's body? No, she shouldn't have enough strength after being suppressed by Tia for many years, as can be seen from the confrontation just now. She had probably only come to protect and assist us in our escape. If only you had come sooner, so that Elijah wouldn't have to...... Woo, how should I explain to Mao'er's tuba when I go back? 】
Alicia shook her head and pulled herself together. After signaling William to let go of himself, he set up a four-pronged skirt on the ground, and Fuyol, who was almost exposed, said loudly: "Okay, let's get out of here before Donaldson attacks again!"
"Didn't I say you can't leave!?" Donaldson suddenly raised his two front legs and stomped the ground, shaking the entire tunnel violently. Several people on the ground stood unsteadily, and fell one after another.
When the earthquake subsided, William hurriedly jumped up and looked around for Elicia's figure, but he quickly changed to a speechless expression of pain—under Friol, who was still spinning happily in a circle on her head, a slender white hand trembled slightly, and a pair of straight feather wings stretched out on either side of the girl's body, but they did not move. ...,
Who told you to use such a small body to help others!
William rescued Alicia in two clicks, thus saving little Lori from being crushed to death. Looking at her, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I didn't expect it to end like this in the end, these guys from the Cursed Sect will really cause trouble for people." ”
In the distance, Donaldson's spider head had condensed a dazzling purple glow in the air, as if it was a dragon's breath prepared by the night. However, the energy contained in Donaldson's spell is obviously much stronger than that of Aya, and if it is blasted out, it will definitely destroy the entire tunnel and cause it to collapse - Ya is simply not concerned about her own safety, and she is determined to stay here forever for Alythea and them.
All gave up on escaping. Quietly stopped in place and waited for the last moment.
Well, the tearful hugging of the golden shadow and crying that the lollipop hasn't gotten its hands yet, let us ignore it gorgeously.
"Now, Alicia. I know it's not right, but it's already in this form right now, so I have to say it so as not to regret it. William opened his mouth and then pressed the little Lori's shoulders with determination, and said solemnly, "This is also my last request......"
"I refuse. ”
William, who was rejected in an instant, choked to death on the spot: "I haven't said anything?"
Alicia pouted angrily and looked up at William with disdain: "No matter how you look at this situation in front of you, it is in countless similar scenes, the two CP characters kiss each other at the moment, but when they are ready to face death, various claims come to beat the boss and rescue the two, but in fact, they are simply passing by, and the companions who play soy sauce also suddenly appear on the stage, and finally easily resolve the crisis, so that the author can use it." What kind of development did the two have after their intimate contact?' This gimmick to continue to cheat money is a super cheat Flag! Don't think that I will obediently be deceived by putting on an affectionate face, and I have seen a lot of unbounded than you in various light novels!"
“...... Well, I admit that I have this intention. William said embarrassedly. "But Alicia. Let's take a look at the atmosphere around you. Now isn't the time to throw around!?"
"Urussai! Anyway, no, no!"
Do you still choose to treat me like this even in the end?William couldn't help but feel like he had eaten a mouthful of sand, so astringent that he was about to gasp for breath, but his jaw dropped when he heard Elysia's next words.
"And, after lying down for so long from just now until now, it's time for Ilya to get up and move her bones......" Little Lori muttered as she looked at the pit not far away where Ilya had disappeared, "No." It should be the God of War master. When exactly are you going to see the play!?"
Before he could finish speaking, Donaldson's 10,000-year-old spider breath was already spoken, almost at the same time. The two figures suddenly leapt from the pit that Alicia was looking at, opening up a huge dark blue magic array to block the other party's attack.
The tunnel shook for a while. But to everyone's surprise, although the ground shook violently, the shockwave did not pass through the huge magic shield at all, but on the other side of the shield, it looked as if it was a 12-level typhoon passing through the earth-shattering world. Even the roots of the tree that Friol had made before had been torn off and several of them were blown off.
"Oh, was it really found? No way, even if there is only a little fragment of my soul left, the awakening movement is very big. "After blocking the attack. The black-haired young man turned his head and looked up and down at Alicia's chin with his hand, squinted his eyes and nodded, "Well, although the strength is insufficient, the grade is an authentic goddess." Plus this anti-heaven level appearance...... Tsk, I didn't expect this kid to be very blessed. Even I'm a little jealous. ”...,
A young woman with long brown hair floating in mid-air, her whole body exuding a soft dark blue light, and she was translucent, and she didn't need to explain much, and she clenched her fists and coughed lightly, and said with a smile on her face: "Darling, you are very rude to a girl like this." ”
"Ahaha, it's not like you don't know my personality. As he spoke, a cloud of smoke suddenly came out of Elijah's body, and after he was unconscious and was held by Alysia, who had taken a step, the smoke gradually turned into a little Lori who had seen a man on Friol's pillow and felt a little familiar, "Don't worry, your little lover just fainted." No big deal. If you want to push it back, you can do it now?"
Alythia lay Elijah flat on the ground and sweated profusely, "That." Your Highness, your personality doesn't seem to be quite the same as the Draenei say......"
"Well, who doesn't want to make a name for themselves? ”
[This is the god of war? This is really the god of war!? Doesn't it mean that the characters of the ancient gods and most races are simple, kind, hardworking, and brave——!!
What shattered everyone's impression of the gods even more was Tia's next words. I saw that this admirable woman shook her head with her hand and forehead after the god of war finished speaking, and sighed helplessly: "He was like this a long time ago. Even when we first met, he pushed me down that night after driving away the nobles who had pestered me, taking advantage of the opportunity for me to leave him for supper out of gratitude. It's still a little complicated and sweet when I think about it, but it's rude for you to do it anyway, right!?"
"What a rudeness. This is simply a ghost animal behavior!" Alicia immediately pointed unceremoniously at the nose of the god of war and said angrily, "How can you push it unreasonably. At the very least, you have to wait for the girl to give a hint of nodding before you can start a night attack!
The shadows near "Puff ——!" sprayed all over the ground on the spot, waving their hands again and again when everyone looked at them. "I'm sorry I choked when I swallowed my saliva. ”
When Tia heard this, there was a burst of five thunderbolts, but the spirit god of war looked at Xiao Lori with very appreciative eyes and nodded: "Well, it's very good." Little girl, although I don't know which prawn's daughter you are, I am optimistic about you. There are a lot of girls around me, but I'm stupid and don't know what to do, but every time I can only masturbate alone, the descendants of the unsuccessful will be entrusted to you!"
[Locklip, hurry up and come over to me, pull this guy's ear and yell at something like this, "Why are you playing in COS God of War again" or something like that!
In the face of such a god, even Xiao Lori couldn't help but cover her face and said: "Okay, it doesn't matter if you are a real god of war or not, at least you and the dizzy off-line girl next to you should be your brother and sister who haven't run away." To hell with all the myths and legends, I don't believe in ancient history anymore!"
"I said, did you forget something very important before you played with your daily life unscrupulously?" A voice full of anger, madness, egg pain and other emotions sounded faintly in the distance, interrupting everyone's increasingly intense daily life, "If you really forget, I don't mind helping you remember it." ”
"Excuse me!" the god of war and Elysia, who was making knee pillows for Elijah, immediately said in unison.
They were answered by an overwhelming barrage.
"Listen to me carefully. The god of war turned his head and said eagerly to everyone while supporting the shield with Tia's assistance, "I'm just a fragment of the kid's body that was awakened by external forces, most likely the soul that burned when it blew itself up happened to fall into one of my children's body when it flew away, and then passed down from generation to generation. So I don't have the power I had as I was. And it can't exist in this world for long. ...,
However, the guy on the other side who stole Black Widow's body obviously didn't fully grasp its terrifying power either. Using my soul fragments as a guide, there is still a great hope that you will be able to kill it by gathering your strength. ”
Friol finally woke up, too. She saw the state of the god of war at a glance, staggered to her feet, and said, "No, brother." Your current soul fragments can't support us to gather enough energy to defeat each other, and you will definitely disintegrate before then!"
"I know. There was no trace of cynicism on the face of the god of war at this time. Just looked at the little sister and smiled softly and said seriously, "So Tia said that she also wanted to help, and after adding her soul, it was naturally enough." ”
"Wait, wait. Friol was immediately shocked and said, "Sister-in-law Tia, do you understand what this means!?"
Tia gently took the left hand of the god of war, looked at Friol, and smiled, "Of course I know." But Friol. Even if you disobey the law of creation and resurrect me, there is nothing in this world that is worth my nostalgia for. ”
[Ten thousand years have turned all the family and friendship into a fleeting cloud, and even his most beloved person has passed away; this is not the end, although Tia's consciousness has now recovered, what she did before is still remembered in her heart. Whether it's emptiness and despair, wanting to atone for her sins, or simply planning to be martyred, in short, she has no idea of living......]
The crowd couldn't help but be silent for a while.
"Don't do that. Everybody. Tia kept a beautiful smile and gently grabbed the left arm of the god of war. "At least in the end, we're finally together, aren't we? Hurry up, don't hesitate, this magic shield and Darling's energy won't last long. ”
Glancing at the dark blue shield that was crumbling under the blow of the crazy Donaldson's head and face, Alicia clenched her fists hard, gritted her teeth fiercely, stomped on the ground, and said loudly: "Don't be stunned, do you want to make people's consciousness nullified!? Or do you prefer to enjoy the CG of the total annihilation ending of the hunting direction?"
As Alicia took the initiative to take the lead in infusing the god of war with divine energy. Others followed suit. After a while, the god of war and Tia who hugged each other tightly gathered all kinds of energy: divine energy, wind magic, fighting energy, fire magic and even dark energy (from Fran), it stands to reason that these mixed mixtures should blow up the people around them in the next second. But they all had a sort of stable balance under the god of war's strange handling - certainly not so much after smashing it on Donaldson's head.
Alicia clearly saw the pattern of Tai Chi around the two of them.
[Shouldn't this god of war also be worn......]
Donaldson finally realized that something was not right, and he hurriedly erected a spider web-like magic shield in front of him and began to prepare for defense—looking at the huge mesh that even the heavy fighters on the Blue Star could easily drill through, Lori couldn't help but express serious doubts about its protective ability.
"It's time. Darling. Tia reminded softly.
The god of war nodded and looked at the tearful Friol beside him, bared his teeth and smiled: "Okay, it's rare to have a beautiful face, it won't look good if you cry again." Girl, from now on, I have to live strong alone. Well, I think about it, at this time, you really should find a good man to marry and let him have a child after you pop you to get rid of the psychological shadow.
Tsk, he's ridiculously handsome, but he's a shady thief, not ideal.
Well, this one is much better, and you can still see an imperial temperament on your body. Hey boy, are you the prince of a living country?"
“...... Back to His Highness the God of War, I am the king of an empire. In view of the other party's resounding name and god identity, William couldn't help but answer honestly with a bitter face.
"Oh, that's pretty remarkable, then, Fjol, you'll be with him in the future!"
The goddess of life, whose face was flushed, picked up her artifact, which had been turned back into a kettle, and threw it at her brother's head: "You irresponsible perverted worker, my old brother will die 10,000 times——!!" (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )