Text Chapter 60 The disappearance of the mother The king can't change his taste

Shun Yi did not dare to approach the queen mother, and blew the green rooster feathers in his hand, and a strange phenomenon occurred - the moon suddenly disappeared, and so did the queen mother.

The king frowned for a long time, but there was no answer, and ordered: "Shunyi, no matter what way you think, you must find out the queen mother." ”

A monster flew in the distance, shouting in a frightened voice: "Oh no, great king, the enemy surrounds us ......."

"It's strange!" I looked through the eyes of the queen mother, and it was all dark, and I could still hear the king speak?

There was a noise everywhere, and the king then shouted, "What are you afraid of when I am here?"

However, the panicked monster could not stop, and the king asked, "Are they still those enemies?"

The voice of the report is like a man pretending to be a woman with a false voice: "King, go and see, don't you know?"

The king was very depressed in his heart: Do you still have to point fingers at your subordinates when you do things yourself? In order to save his dignity, he ordered loudly: "Explore again!"

As soon as the man with a false voice walked for a while, a dense group of archers appeared in the air, and as soon as he appeared, he only heard the sound of "shoot!"

"Boom" rockets flew around, ghosts cried wolf howls everywhere, and fled in all directions......

I don't know where the queen is? Anyway, I can hear it clearly in her body.

At this moment, the queen mother discussed with me attentively: "Guinan, you are a man, you should come out to protect me, not hide in my body;

The queen has become my baby, everyone will compare, when I spent my honeymoon with Shao Jimei, I felt that she was the sweetest person in the world, and I couldn't find her better.

However, after a year of sweetness in the fairy lantern with the queen mother, I found that she was fresher than Shao Jimei; especially her fragrance can get people drunk to death; I wonder if there is a woman in the world who is more fragrant than her?

For safety, I crept out of her eyes and tried to make my body bigger, but no matter how hard I tried, it was to no avail, and I looked back at the queen like a grain of sand.

There were all kinds of voices outside: screams, burning, desperate running, and the chaotic shouting of the king...... Don't know what to command?

We were in this place, staggering and panicking, high and low, and violently shaking, and from time to time we could hear Shunyi speak: "King, be safe from this side; ”

The king was angry in his heart and complained: "These rice buckets! Let them swell their stomachs (eat) more fiercely than the other! But they reconnoitred the enemy's situation and reported when they came to their side, and they were not prepared at all. ”

Obediently catering to the king's wishes, he added fuel to the fire and said: "It's all those female male soldiers with false voices, all of them are caught and cut down, so that the king can vent his anger!"

The king didn't like to hear this, and he even excused himself: "Hey, it's not to blame, it's not to blame! Blame the enemy for being too cunning! Knowing that those feminine soldiers are my sweet treasures, I deliberately stab them in the sky!"

Shunyi wanted to cater to it, but he couldn't stand it, so he had to say according to his own meaning: "It is precisely because it is the king's treasure that he tries his best to protect the short, causing us to lose more than 10,000 people, and we can't even find the corpse." ”

The king didn't care and said: "It's all grass that dies, and if you make a big move once, won't you have it?" If it moves my sweet baby, the night will be lonely again." ”

The more I listened, the more confused I became, and I didn't know what it me......ant?

Her answer was fresher, like telling a story: "Once upon a time, ten young men went into the deep mountains and old forests to catch sacred birds; I didn't expect to get lost and couldn't get out; there were many tigers and leopards in the forest, and there were poisonous snakes and pythons; only two people died after a while; they fought with wild beasts during the day and were lonely at night, so it was inevitable to have a beautiful time." ”

When the story was finished, I couldn't understand it, and I couldn't help but ask: "The king and the feminine male ...... in women"

The queen mother was about to curse: "There are many stupid men in the world, but I didn't expect you to be the stupidest; if you don't understand, don't listen! I have to tell you that it's ......."

I am disgusted to hear it, men love women, but they do the opposite, very disgusting!

The queen mother gently tapped the bell on my head with her hand: "If you can find a woman, can you still do this?"

As soon as she finished saying this, she tightly covered her mouth, her eyes widened wider than the copper bell, and she gasped......

Confused again, the queen's expression is really incomprehensible: "What? It's worth making such a fuss?"

The queen mother nervously pointed into my ear and said for a while......

I finally understood, although I was not as surprised as the queen mother, but I was very worried, in case the king had love sickness, and passing it on to the mother, wouldn't it mean that I would die?

The queen was very cunning, and frightened me!

I sneezed more than 100 times in a row, but I didn't get her out, and I don't know where she was hiding.

Outside, a pleasant voice called: "Get out of here!" Have you found enough for me and the king, but you are hiding inside?"

The more I listened, the more strange it became, it was me who sneezed, and I never showed up, how did he know?

Then I heard the king's voice: "Is the queen mother here? Why is it like a man sneezing?"

The voice of pandering to him, with a touch of comfort: "When I blow it with my mouth, won't I know?"

I'm confused, what is he blowing? Is that the ......

The king didn't squeak, but he felt a force behind me, growing stronger and stronger, pushing forward......

I tried my best to control it, but my body still moved forward, and I tried all the ways, but I still couldn't stop......

Sliding a little, white light filtered through the outside of the ball, and this strange thing grew bigger and bigger......

"Knock knock" sounded twice, swaying back and forth, and a pleasant voice came: "Queen Mother, come out?"

I wondered how the queen was in my body, and how did he know that if he was caught by the damn king, he would be in trouble? I shouted, "Die!" I will cut off your pig's head!"

There was no reaction at all outside, and the ball hit with a "boom" sound, and it was still a pleasant voice: "I know you're inside, don't think you can dodge without squeaking!"

I really convinced him! If he scolds like this and doesn't speak, it seems that he can't say a good dick, and he may keep pretending: "Shunyi, you are the king's dog! Kill you with 10,000 knives, and make your death worse than a zombie!"

However, there was no sound for a long time, and at last the king shouted: "Smash the ball and rescue the queen." ”

"Knock knock, knock!" The ball revealed a small hole, and a bright light slanted in......

My body was the size of a grain of sand, and I flew out on my legs, and the sun was about to set, shining a clear picture of my surroundings.

The king stood aside and observed, holding the green rooster feathers in his hand, and the small round ball turned into a large round ball, and kept blowing.

I looked stupid at him, and yelled, "it! it! Everyone is gone, see if you can blow it?"

Unexpectedly, he couldn't hear it, and the king said, "Let him be deflated! Tear it open along the small hole, and the queen will not come out?"

Shunyi simply threw the green rooster feathers on the ground, lay on his stomach like a dog, hung his fangs with a pig's mouth, tore them along the small holes, and turned the deflated round ball from the hole, and kept shouting: "Queen Mother, come out quickly!"

I wanted to fly away, I always wanted to see how this big fool tossed?

The most anxious is the king, squatting down like a man, dividing the ball by two hands three times and dividing five by two, tearing the ball apart, and seeing nothing, I have to say, it is still in the chicken pores, and it must be found.

Shunyi had no choice but to pull out one of the fangs on his mouth, and with the sharpest point, cut the chicken feathers in half, and the inside was empty, all turned over, and there was nothing!

The king's eyes were pierced, and he was so angry that he screamed "quack", and shouted loudly: "Dig a hole in the sky, and get the queen back!"

I was so scared that it was like a grain of sand, but it doubled and I couldn't see it.

The king is about to go crazy! The king shook his right hand a few times, and his five fingers grew tenfold, and he screamed straight at the sky, and with all his might, his little finger flashed blue, and his ring finger flashed white light......;

This scared me away, and the five-fingered colored light passed by me, and I almost ran into a dead mouse.