Chapter 13 Self-recommended pillow seats
Let's say that Zhang Daqiu's desire for beasts is great, looking at the panicked Luo Xiangzhu, I can't wait to enjoy this beautiful person on the spot.
was about to pick her up with his backhand, but he heard a voice stop him: "King, you are so anxious, you can teach the world heroic jokes!" ”
Zhang Daqiu turned his head, but saw that the person who spoke was sleepless at night.
He lost his sword, but he stood with his hands in his hands, and he still had a difficult demeanor, which emanated from the inside out, plus his face was like a crown of jade, and his Danfeng eyes were clear, and he also regarded this thief as demented and speechless.
The thief secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Why did God spoil me so much and send a pair over!" One is better than the other! Before I knew it, a stinky saliva had escaped from the corner of my mouth.
After waiting for a long time, the thief will come back to his senses, think about the sleepless words, and say, "Why am I going to be laughed at by the heroes of the world?" Who is the hero of the world and why does he laugh at me? ”
Sleepless sneered in his heart, and some scheming had taken shape in his chest, looking at Zhang Daqiu's stupid appearance, he said proudly:
"King Zhang, the master of my family, is a famous person in Hunan and a big family. As the saying goes, Zhong Ming Ding is the household of food, and the door of poetry and etiquette. Now that I am committed to you, but you treat it hastily, without any preparation, you talk about the flowers and candles in the cave room, how can you not teach the heroes of the world to laugh? ”
Zhang Daqiu didn't know how to speak, Lai Cong held two swords in one hand and laughed angrily: "You say it's a big family, it's a big family?" I see that you are clearly just a pair of wild girls, two stupid women! ”
Ye Wumian glanced at him and ignored him, but that kind of arrogant temperament and reckless demeanor were rarely concealed, and it made Lai Cong's jump up and down, which was quite ridiculous.
Lai Cong may also feel like a clown jumping off the beam, gritted his teeth hatefully, and stopped talking.
This time, silence is better than sound, Zhang Daqiu saw this demeanor, and immediately believed the "big family" who had no sleep at night. I was happy again, and I was lucky this time, and I was no longer captive an ordinary village woman.
Sleepless looked at Zhang Daqiu and said, "King Zhang, my master and servant, I am ready to hand over this life to you." If King Zhang is really in a hurry and wants to eat hot tofu, the two of us have nothing to say. If you can pay attention to the order of etiquette, and be three happy mountain guests for a long time with my master and servant, you must still rely on me. ”
Zhang Daqiu immediately said: "How do you have to rely on you?" The order of etiquette, this king is not not not talking, but if it is too cumbersome, this king is not willing to watch the good meat outside for a long time! ”
Sleepless at night: "The king is not in a hurry, it is the so-called elite soldiers to simplify the government, and delete the complicated and simplify." To marry a young lady in my family, you must ask for a name, accept it, invite the date, prepare the gift and other 18 orders. ”
Seeing the displeasure on Zhang Daqiu's face, he squinted his eyes sleeplessly and said, "Here in the king, you only need to prepare the process." My master went to your cottage from a small brocade clothes and jade food, although it is inevitable that coarse tea and light rice will be eaten in the future, but after all, the scenery of the day of marriage is still to be enjoyed. ”
Zhang Daqiu saw that the eighteen processes had been reduced to only one, and he smiled and beamed with joy: "It's so good, then it's up to you." Without further ado, let's get back to the present! If you prepare quickly today, you can still go to the cave room at night! ”
Seeing that Zhang Daqiu was about to move his hands and feet against Luo Xiangzhu again, he shouted sleeplessly: "Wait! Lord, don't you hear the saying that 'the master is happy, and the girl is the first to be with you'? ”
Zhang Daqiu frowned and said, "Wen Crepe!" You don't want to learn from Lai Cong, just say it directly! ”
Sleepless at night, he said seriously: "I am the master's maid, and the master is married, so I am naturally the girl in the room." According to our custom there, tonight should be the first time I spend with the king...... Well, spend this spring night together, and when the king has made a storm, I will tell the master the details tomorrow, and she will be able to ...... tomorrow
Well, you know, King. My master doesn't know anything about the boudoir and needs me to teach him. ”
He endured his nausea, and the more he talked about the back, the more he showed a cozy tone.
urged the internal force again, and broadcast a few blush on his face, making Zhang Da fan a little dizzy, before he lowered his head, as if he was too shy to speak.
Such a "self-recommended pillow seat" is something that Zhang Daqiu has never encountered since he robbed his house.
Zhang Daqiu has taught himself so many martial arts in vain, for a while, he is fascinated, but it is difficult to wake up, it is difficult to distinguish, and he only thinks that this little girl is a character who can play, if she can play with her appetizers tonight, she has not enjoyed the special taste in the past, and she can experience it tonight, and it is also the best in the world.
What's the reason not to agree? He nodded again and again, and laughed indiscriminately: "It's all up to you, it's all up to you, enjoy your little beauty tonight!" ”
Sleepless with a smile on his face, the killing intent in his heart gradually precipitated.
He betrayed his "hue" and "self-recommendation" like this, intending to stabilize Zhang Daqiu first and protect his young lady from being violated. Wait for the candles in the cave room tonight, when this thief relaxes his vigilance, and then take the opportunity to take his dog's life.
In the previous temptation, he thought that his martial arts were at least on par with Zhang Daqiu. If you can suddenly attack it and attack it unexpectedly, you should be able to win it. And the cave room is the right environment for the yin hands.
Thinking about the details in his heart, suddenly there was a tingling pain from the pipa bone behind his back, and he turned his head in shock, but saw Lai Congzheng looking at him with a conspiracy on his face, and said with a smile: "Hehe, little girl, after receiving my Absolute Pulse Divine Needle, no matter how tricky you are and your martial arts are strong, you can't use your internal force for a week." ”
I didn't sleep all night before I concentrated on contemplation, and I didn't pay attention to Lai Cong, but I was secretly poisoned, which can really be described as sinister.
He didn't have time to speak ill of him back, endured the pain in his back, and tentatively sank his internal strength.
The internal force is still abundant in the dantian, but when it passes through the main vein of the shoulder, there is a great resistance, blocking the flow of qi. It is like a meteorite falling into the sky, making it difficult for people to cross it slightly.
Lai Cong smiled: "Little girl, have you run the internal force?" Feel the power of my Pulse Needle? ”
Turning his head to Zhang Daqiudao, "Big boss, since you want to have a cave room with this little girl tonight, the little brother will give this veinless divine needle as a gift."
This little girl is very weird, and her martial arts skills are not low, but after eating my Absolute Pulse Divine Needle on the pipa bone, she can't play any tricks, and tonight, she can only be at the mercy of the big boss! ”
Zhang Daqiu was stunned for a moment, but suddenly seemed to understand something, clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay!" Good! I didn't expect you, a flying toad, to use such means! ”
The thieves laughed, sleepless at night, only felt ashamed and angry, and continued to secretly operate their internal forces. When Qi traveled through the shoulder well point, there was no surprise that it encountered resistance again. The resistance is like a gate of the broken river, blocking the internal force and preventing it from passing.
If the internal force cannot be carried out, the internal strength cannot be used. If you can't even go on for a week, your body will be like a spout welded with hot water, and no matter how much water there is in the pot, those who are thirsty will not be able to drink a drop of water, and they will not be able to quench their immediate thirst.
For people in the rivers and lakes, not being able to use internal strength is tantamount to a bow that can't be used with arrows, so they can only hold a bow to fight hard. In this case, you can only fight for physical strength and intensity. Whoever is big and has rough fists will be strong. Weak as sleepless at night, there is almost no chance of winning.
Sleepless nights try to calm yourself down.
As the ship moved again, he no longer continued to use internal force to forcibly rush to the cave to lift the ban.
He secretly looked at Zhang Daqiu, this thief had obscene eyes, salivation at the corners of his mouth, and he couldn't bear it.
But perhaps under the influence of the previous words, he no longer moved his hands and feet, but deliberately pretended to have a sense of a squire, a squire who was not in a hurry.
In this way, it temporarily protected Luo Xiangzhu's thoughtfulness, and also bought him time to solve the crisis.
The Heart Sutra has nourished his meridians for many years, and it has also nourished his mood for many years. In this moment of crisis, there is something to do.
His anxious and flustered heart was blown by the river breeze, and finally gradually returned to peace.
As the saying goes, "people are in a hurry, they are not wise", and calming down can not only warm people's temperament, but also cultivate a way to solve problems.
He thought in his heart: "I have never heard of the name of Flying Toad Lai Cong before, but I have heard of this Absolute Pulse Divine Needle in his hand.
When it is used to penetrate the pipa bone, one or two acupuncture points can be clamped, so that they are deeply closed and cannot be used for internal force. When I saw it today, it was really insidious and vicious, and it was very effective.
…… In my place, the one that is pierced and shut is the shoulder well. As soon as my shoulder well was closed, my airway was choked. ”
He'd tried it twice. The shoulder well hole is closed almost tightly, and there is absolutely no possibility of opportunistic and lucky leaking one or two traces of internal force.
If you continue to forcibly collide, it may cause irreversible damage to acupuncture points and meridians.
In serious cases, it may even be life-threatening.
"What a good thing this is!" He sighed faintly without a trace and patted the railing.
At this time, the boat will dock, and the wind on the river will turn strong, and the boat will blow a few feet downstream to the center of the river, but it is far from the shore.
Zhang Daqiu glared angrily at the who was shivering from the cold, and shouted, "Didn't you eat? delayed Lao Tzu's good deeds, Lao Tzu turned you off! ”
The captain was kicked into the water by Zhang Daqiu before, and finally struggled to get up, and the water had not yet had time to shake dry, he was frozen and hungry, and he didn't have much strength.
was so urged by Zhang Daqiu, and there was nothing he could do, so he could only grit his teeth and shake his spirits and urge the other guys to paddle hard.
The hull of the ship was facing the wind, and it was struggling and moving very slowly.
Sleepless nights suddenly blessed the soul: "The boat is slow against the wind, but the wind is fast." The speed can be fast or slow, depending on the direction of travel. My meridians are like a river, and now that the river is blocked, why not try to go against the current? ”
For example, if there is a dam on the river, it is difficult for fish downstream to jump over the dam and swim upstream. However, the fish upstream are almost unaffected by the dam and can swim down smoothly.
Trapped in the Divine Needle of the Absolute Vein, the Meridian is Ascending, and the Qi Shoulder Well will not be able to work, and the Shoulder Well is this dam.
If you can't go over the shoulder well, maybe change the direction of the qi, and the situation will be completely different.
It's just that the internal force is retrograde, which is a higher martial arts realm.
Using "whether the internal force is retrograde" as a criterion to screen people in the rivers and lakes, I am afraid that nine out of ten people in the rivers and lakes will be eliminated.
If you are lucky to have one in a hundred, you can both go with the current and go against the current, and its internal force is unimpeded.
"I've never tried internal force retrograde before, and today's sudden retrograde is probably quite dangerous, and even nine deaths. But at this time of crisis, if you don't try this method and sit still, you will be even more dead. Sleepless thought to himself.
Zhang Daqiu listened to his suggestion and had a room with him tonight.
If his internal strength is still unable to travel smoothly for a week and cannot recover his strength, when Zhang Daqiu finds his man's body, he still has no power to resist, that is, when his head falls to the ground.
At that time, it is not a pity for him to die, and the misery of the young lady is the last thing he wants to see.
The ship finally docked, and everyone landed one by one.
Sleepless at night and being held hostage by the giant man's stone spear, Shi Dameng mentioned Luo Xiangzhu, and the captain and others led the red-haired old horse and walked down from the boat.
On the shore is a pine forest, in late autumn, the pine trees are evergreen, but some of the branches are falling off and bare.
The minions who had been ambushed here had already come to meet them, and brought a few horses for the bandit leaders to ride.
Sleepless at night, he suddenly said: "King Zhang, please fulfill me and my master, and still ride my own red-haired old horse." ”
Zhang Daqiu thought to himself that the two beauties were already in his pocket, the key acupuncture points were sealed at night, and he could not use internal force, and the old horse's foot strength was slow, and it was difficult to escape.
He waved his hand very generously, showing his tolerance and saying, "Yes! ”
Sleepless Ye pointed to Lai Cong and said: "The slave family is now hindered by its internal strength, and it is difficult to get on the horse; My master is delicate and infirm, so I beg the king's permission to let me both step on this man's shoulders and mount my horse. ”
Lai Cong said angrily: "You have cut off one of my arms, how can I let you step on your shoulder?" ”
Sleepless said lightly: "You just broke your left arm, and your right arm and right shoulder are fine." ”
Lai Cong was about to say more, but Zhang Daqiu said unhappily: "Lai Cong, if you hadn't stabbed him with a divine needle, why would he have to step on your shoulder now?" You make them stomp on their shoulders and let them take their breath. They're not heavy anyway. ”
Ye Wuxian smiled: "What the king said is very true. You just broke a hand, and what I lost was that the meridians couldn't run for the time being! ”
Lai Cong was indisputable, and he was angry. Zhang Daqiu not only does not speak for himself, but has regarded himself as an outsider. I didn't expect that it was myself who was busy and diligent, and it was myself who humiliated.
The glint of resentment in his eyes flickered, and countless vicious scripts had been automatically written in his mind to deal with sleepless nights.
Sleepless at night, not paying any attention to this look. Stepping on the scoundrel's right shoulder, his foot slipped twice, and kicked Lai Cong's neck, listening to the muffled snort, there was a small pleasure of revenge in his heart.
took Luo Xiangzhu and motioned for her to step on her shoulders and get on the horse. Lai Cong's vicious gaze looked over, and he was about to twist his shoulders to prevent Luo Xiangzhu from stepping on it. Sleepless at night, he stopped it with his feet at the right time, and said with a smile: "Four masters, where are you going?" Don't you dare to listen to King Zhang's words? ”
Lai Cong trembled with anger, but he had no choice but to put his shoulders under the horse again.
Ye and Luo both got on their horses. Sleepless at night holding Luo Xiangzhu, driving the horse, following the horses of the bandit leaders, it seemed that he was wordlessly obeying the drive of fate, looking at the pine forest and walking away.