Chapter 194: True Absurdity
"Hey, hey!"
Without giving Bai Fengguang and Leper Dog time to react, the "Gentleman on the Beam" jumped down directly from the beam without sleep, grabbed the Leper Dog's neck with his left hand, and pressed the pine sword against Bai Fengguang's throat.
He was like a bolt of lightning, quickly completing the action of holding him hostage.
"You Laipi dog, you're not stupid, you actually saw someone in the house!"
Sleepless looked at the leper dog and sneered.
Chu Yan stopped him before, but he didn't immediately jump down and grab the two of them.
Now that the leper dog has guessed that there are people in the ancestral hall, he can't care so much, and chooses to shoot directly.
Anyway, the method of opening the secret room mechanism, Sleepless at Night has probably been figured out, even without the help of these two people, it should be able to be opened.
After Chu Yan came down with the sleeping Jiang Pan, Bai Fengguang was stunned: "You, who are you?" What a bold man, he dared to sneak into the ancestral hall of my Jinding Gate! ”
He looked at the sleepless three, and then looked at the beams and beams above his head, with a look of remorse.
He hated that he hadn't looked up first when he walked in.
If you could have paid more attention at that time, you would not have been controlled by others like now.
Ye Wuxian smiled and said: "Don't talk about the ancestral hall of the Golden Dome Gate." Even if it's the owner's room, I'll be there. ”
Then he covered his nose and said, "Your medicine smells so big, is there an antidote?" Hurry up and bring it, don't spoil the child. ”
The closer you get to Bai Fengguang, the heavier the smell of "I love a piece of firewood" on this person's body.
Sleepless at night has a reverse realm, and they are all stirred up by this smell.
The leper dog laughed and said, "When I bought 'I love a piece of firewood', I didn't think about configuring the antidote. Haha, you Xiaoxiao who broke into the Jinding Gate in vain, now that you are in, don't think about going out...... Hmmm......"
Seeing that the leper dog was about to shout loudly, Chu Yan immediately made a move and sealed his dumb hole.
The leper dog was speechless for an instant, and his face turned red.
"Huh." Chu Yan rolled his eyes, "Are you mentally retarded?" ”
Chu Yan pointed at Bai Fengguang, and then pointed at the leper dog: "Your master is full of that smell, you are so close to him, but you are not affected by this smell at all, if you don't take the antidote in advance, how can you be safe?" ”
The leper dog was speechless and unable to answer her question, and the air fell silent, and there was a quiet tea.
Bai Fengguang suddenly said: "Have you ever thought of another possibility? ”
"What is possible?"
"This leper dog is a eunuch, so he won't be swayed by this smell......"
“……”
"Eunuch?" Chu Yan's face, which was originally very calm, was slightly red.
"How is that possible! In addition to the old geldings who are released by the elderly, the young and middle-aged eunuchs are all serving the royal family in the palace, how can you have the qualifications to use the eunuchs with a golden dome gate? ”
Bai Fengguang cooperated and explained: "There are no absolutes in the world. There are eunuchs who have entered the palace, and there are also eunuchs who have not entered the palace. This leper dog is the one who didn't enter the palace. He was not a eunuch originally, but he became a eunuch since the palace. After he came to the palace, he wanted to enter the palace, but was rejected by the palace on the grounds of age overrun, and wandered the rivers and lakes for three years. When I met my golden gate, I had a place to live. ”
Sleepless at night: "In the early years, I heard that Liu Jin, who was famous in the Zhengde Dynasty, was also from the palace. However, after the people came to the palace, they not only succeeded in becoming a great eunuch, but also leaned towards the government and the opposition, and was known as the 'emperor', and he was glorious for several years. ”
Bai Fengguang hurriedly nodded and said, "The leper dog once said that it was Liu Jin's deeds that inspired him. So he endured the pain and went down. The knife technique is clean and neat, and there is no excessive bleeding and death, but it is difficult to be nervous if you don't want it in the palace. ”
As he spoke, he burst out laughing. Sure enough, I couldn't hold it back.
The face of the leper dog was as red and purple as a pig's liver. It may be that he was exposed in public, stepped on his toes, and was ashamed in his heart.
But he was hit with a dumb hole, and he was choked by the neck of sleepless nights, and his actions were restricted, so he could only hold back.
"The good don't learn, the bad learns. I hate eunuchs the most, dead eunuchs! My brother also hates eunuchs the most. ”
Chu Yan snorted a few times, and looked at the leper dog with disgust in his eyes.
Sleepless at night said: "Yan'er, since he has no antidote, these two people are useless to us, and they are not good people, just kill them, so as not to waste food." ”
Bai Fengguang jumped up in fright: "Don't don't, don't kill me, I am the young master of Jindingmen, my father is the master of Jindingmen, the famous Baishuiquan, known as the people of Wugong Mountain." If you kill me, my father won't let you go. ”
Sleepless smiled and said, "Your father? To tell you the truth, I came this time for your father, just to make trouble for him. If necessary, I can also take your father's life. ”
His smile gradually covered with coldness: "So, do you think it's useful to threaten me with your father?" ”
A biting cold numbed Bai Fengguang's whole body.
"Small gaffes, small gaffes. Hero, hero, you want to trouble my father, right? Yes, the little ones can help. ”
Bai Fengguang began to undress as he spoke, and soon, he only took off the calf nose pants that covered the sensitive parts.
Sleepless at night blocked in front of Chu Yan and blocked the indecent picture for her.
"Don't kill me, hero! The small undressing is purely because, since there is no antidote to 'I love a piece of firewood', then you can only take off your clothes. Because the powder was sprinkled on my clothes, and when I took off my clothes and burned them, the powder was naturally gone! ”
Bai Fengguang was shivering from the cold, and had goosebumps, but he didn't dare to delay at all, and from the leper dog, he found a fire fold, blew it, and set the clothes thrown on the ground on fire.
Sure enough, as the clothes were burned to ashes, the smell gradually dissipated.
Bai Fengguang also took advantage of this fire to briefly take a burst of warmth.
Sleepless Night and Chu Yan were both stunned, and their eyes were opened by his divine operation.
This white scenery is too cheap and spineless.
In contrast, the leper dogs, who are eunuchs, are more masculine than him.
Since Bai Fengguang was almost completely untouched, Chu Yan turned his head, not looking at this person's ugliness, and talking to him from sleepless nights.
"Hehe, Master Bai Shaomen, let's not talk about anything else, let's open the secret room mechanism for me first! Only after opening the secret room mechanism is you qualified to tell me about your life! ”
Sleepless Night put the original misplaced futon back in its original position, and let Bai Fengguang and Leper Dog activate the secret room mechanism.
Bai Fengguang seemed to grasp the life-saving straw, shrunk back, grabbed the futon from the ground again, measured a few steps, found the right position, knelt on the futon, and kowtowed heavily to Cui Daoxian's golden body.
This time he kowtowed, but he kowtowed to the real place, and his sleepless feet were shocked by the vibration brought up by his kowtow.
"Leper dog, it's your turn!"
Seeing that the leper dog ignored him, Bai Fengguang got up in a hurry and pulled him hard, in a vain attempt to make him complete the subsequent kowtowing action.
But the leper dog stood in place as if he had been frozen, refusing to move.
In his eyes, there was a stubbornness, a spirit of unconvincing. Even if Bai Fengguang used internal force, it was only half a step.
If you want him to kowtow, I'm afraid it's very difficult.
This scene in the ancestral hall of the patriarch is too ironic.
The golden statue of Ancestor Cui Dao seemed to be looking at it coldly. How would he feel if he had knowledge?
When the stalemate was over, he saw Chu Yan slowly walking to the place where Bai Fengguang kowtowed, collected his internal strength, lifted his foot, and stomped heavily four times.
Immediately, she looked up.
In Bai Fengguang's surprised gaze, the sound of "stabbing click" sounded, and Cui Daoxian's golden body slowly bent down.
The Chamber of Secrets has begun!
"Hehe, you don't have to kowtow, you can use stomping instead, and you can activate the mechanism." Chu Yan said with a smile, "It seems that when Wang Mo's family made the organ, he tricked you and tricked you into kowtowing!" ”