Chapter 131: Red Deer's Good Morning Instant Noodles

Rumble!

The loud explosion in the distance gave way to Fang Shou at point A, no, it was the subconscious brother's feet that slipped and slammed into the wall in front of him. But fortunately, the moment he fell on the wall, several blades whizzed past his back, if he hadn't been unlucky, uh, lucky, now he was lying on the ground, happily becoming a slice of fish.

"I said. Subconsciously weeping a sad face: "Why do I suffer such a sin????"

Actually, this place is very dangerous, why do you say that? Because, in 1999, because of someone's bad taste, he made a special artifact used to seal the divine beasts under the throne of gods and demons, and the artifact of the monster was made into the shape of a Pokéball, and then, he was too lazy by nature to take care of this thing, so he very unceremoniously entrusted this thing to the Oriental Ranger and the relevant departments to take care of it. And then because there was no threat other than looking a little big, over time, there were only a few people guarding this place.

Then, because of Yuan Lao's death, the battle for the Thunder Stone and a series of events, the relevant departments and the Eastern Ranger were busy, and the originally scarce guards in this place finally became only Lao Lin alone. What's even more unfortunate is that this so-called guard is still a road idiot, although he knows the danger of this place, he has no chance to warn Nangong Qi, who is constantly triggering traps.

Hey, speaking of which, it's all Fang Shou's fault, right? The subconscious is actually very mysterious, and it generally refers to the part of human beings that they don't recognize or can't recognize. A gentleman like Fang Shou is capable. The subconscious mind is also a hentai wonder, which is too rare...... But then again, such a natural hentai. The only fate can only be sent to the arms of the police uncle, right?

Note: This is a very dangerous button, don't press it, chirp~

Looking at this label full of provocation, the black qi on Nangong Qi's body became heavier and heavier, she clenched her fists hard and took a deep breath. It must be the one left by the idiot of Kuroko, and he can't follow his way. Yes, not in his way!

Hahaha, if you don't press it, you won't press it. It's so obedient.

Bang! Bang!

Nangong Qi picked up the pistol and seemed to treat the note in front of him as the cheap banana hood of the sunspot, shooting wildly. I said, don't you all know that people have obsessive-compulsive disorder, especially Capricorns. The more you don't let him do something. He will become more and more energetic, and even burst out of motivation that he usually does not have, this kind of character, on the positive is the courage to innovate, not afraid of authority, negative words...... It's Fang Shou's shaking M.

Like this, he has repeatedly challenged Nangong Qi's bottom line, and this guy is really enough. Would anyone put such a dangerous button in such a conspicuous position? Would anyone deliberately put such an underdrawn notice next to such a dangerous button?

That's it, with a gentle touch of your Nangong prayer. Somewhere in this Poké Ball, a burst of clanging sounds suddenly came out.

Silent~

Roar!

Oh~

Recite~

Meow~

Wait, there seems to be something mixed in at the end? But forget it, just the huge roar in front of me, the special coercion that only exists like demonic beasts and divine beasts, is enough to tear everyone in this to shreds. Lao Lin, as the caretaker of this place, as a very dedicated caretaker, took out his Ruoxya mobile phone the moment the button was pressed.

"Hey, junior sister?"

Bilibili~

"Senior sister, in fact, I wanted to tell you a long time ago. Lao Lin felt the terrifying coercion, and a relaxed smile appeared on his face: "Actually, I liked you a long time ago, yes, when we were little kids." Yes, I really like you, your innocence and kindness are as dazzling as the rising sun to me, junior sister...... If I can go back this time, please mingle with me!"

Lao Lin hung up the phone without waiting for the person on the other end of the phone to speak, picked up the long stick in his hand, and shouted: "Kill!"

Is it okay?Is it really okay to set a death flag for yourself like this?I think Fang Shou once introduced the FLAG rules of this world once, and almost unsubtly ruled a beautiful class leader. Hehehe~ Special guidance after class, I'm very excited when I think about it!

Lao Lin planted a flag for himself so obviously, and he was dying like this, if Fang Shou knew about it, he would definitely laugh at it, right? But now, he didn't have that kind of leisure.

"Why, ahhh It's also strange to say that none of these big monsters that were released went to Nangong Qi and Lao Lin's troubles, but converged in two directions very uniformly, one was the unlucky classmate Fang Shou, and the other was ......

"What are these things?" used a special bomb to blow up those disgusting cockroaches, Qingluan didn't have a chance to secretly be happy, and was stunned by the scene in front of him: "Fire Dragon, real Fire Dragon!Captain, why is there an extinct Western dragon in this place?"

"No, it's more than that. Mithril put the spear in his hand across his chest and smiled wryly: "There are also unicorns, sphinxes, and the legendary bull-headed Kane beep, it seems that this place is really as the legend says, sealing a large number of powerful magical beasts and mythical beasts from the 1999 period......"

"Captain, I care about that hoof!"

"Now is not the time to say that. The smile on Mithril's face faded away: "Even small space bombs have been weakened to this extent in this place, Qingluan, prepare to retreat!"

"But ......"

"Retreat!" Mithril flicked a spear, and his face was resolute, "You can't fight these monsters with the power of the rules weakened, I'll stop them!" Call for support!"

"......" Qingluan gritted his teeth fiercely and nodded: "Captain, please hold on!"

"You don't want to see who I am?" Mithril smiled. smiled confidently: "It's not just the Yang family's marksmanship, I'm also the heir of the Hundred Birds Chaofeng Gun!

"HOW DO I FEEL THAT YOU ARE PUTTING UP A DEATH FLAG FOR YOURSELF?" THE SUNSPOT WHO WAS NAILED TO THE WALL ON THE SIDE COULDN'T HELP IT: "ALTHOUGH I'M SORRY TO DISTURB YOU TO BE HANDSOME, CAN YOU BOTHER ME TO LEAVE WITH YOU? DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THIS, IN FACT, I AM VERY AFRAID OF DEATH! NO, I AM VERY AFRAID OF PAIN!"

"Fight!"

"Don't ignore me!!!! girl. Take me away, oh my God, did I have the word feed written on my Kuroko's face? I'm going to be eaten anyway, right? Either by that magic shochu cutie or by the monsters here?" Kuroko struggled against the wall in vain: "Don't." Don't~"

Its voice whimpered, how miserable and miserable it was.

However, Mithril didn't have the leisure to continue to talk to Kuroko at this time, and lost most of his special abilities. He could only rely on the most basic martial arts in his body. And also...... The spear in his hand, that's all. Legendary Monsters...... Whether it's a minotaur, a Western dragon or a unicorn, their powerful physical abilities alone can easily blow up hundreds of streets of human physical fitness, right?

"The green dragon wags its tail!"

Seeing the huge dragon head stretched out, Mithril didn't hesitate to throw a shot at it.

Bang!

The sound of iron and gold clashing came from the spear in his hand and the dragon's head. Really...... If you didn't use internal force, fighting energy, or immortal magic, you wouldn't be able to penetrate that heavy layer of biological armor, right? Mithril pondered for a moment, and didn't choose to continue the pursuit. Instead, he took a step back and stood in the same place he had just been. Quietly waiting for something.

"Oh, defend as offense. Not bad idea. Kuroko became a commentator at a very timely time: "You can't penetrate the opponent's armor, delaying time is victory, so if you think about it, as long as you block the intersection and wait for the magical girl to call for reinforcements, you can win without a fight!"

"......" The dragon opened its mouth wide after a moment of silence.

"......" Mithril looked at the huge ball of light condensed from its mouth, and turned around and ran away.

"Don't, you left me here!" Kuroko cried.

For some reason, although this place imprisoned more than ninety percent of the power of Mithril and their bodies, and even the power of the small space bomb in it was reduced by more than a hundred times, the dragon's breath ...... It didn't seem to be affected by this formation, at least Mithril was sure that if he continued to resist, the result would not be much better than that of the idiots who tried to slay the dragon.

For the sake of today's plan, I had to retreat first.

As for Kuroko, although I feel sorry for him, Mithril is not the kind of person who doesn't know how to choose, forget it, he will be hanging on Qingluan's hand sooner or later anyway...... If you take the first step here, maybe it's a kind of forgiveness for him? Goodbye, Mr. Kuroko!

"You're the feed, your whole family is the feed. Kuroko's gasps and roars converge into a special symphonic poem.

needed to ask for reinforcements, and the thief in front actually opened the confinement of the Warcraft...... At this critical juncture, he continued to poke the basket, hoping that it would not cause more damage.

Mithril's speed is getting faster and faster, and in a split second, it has disappeared around the corner in front of it.

"Aha~ Uncles, I'm not delicious~"

However, the masters did not take care of the sunspots, but step by step, they surrounded him from three directions, not good, it was really not good, there was only one food, and the monsters had at least four, and judging from their size, a single sunspot could not satisfy their appetite at all...... Now it's troublesome, if there is a four-headed monster infighting because of a single sunspot, it will be too sorry for the natural world, right? Look, Mitauros, unicorns, and Western dragons here, which one is not a super protected animal that is super cherished, or is it the kind that is already extinct......

However, it may be possible to use the stupid Good Morning Instant Noodle Theory here.

What is Good Morning Instant Noodles? It's very simple, whether it's for the moonshine clan or college students. The end of each month is an uphill battle, touching the shriveled wallet and looking at the empty warehouse with melancholy. will suddenly remember: where did all the money go...... At this time, a pack of instant noodles can often save a young man who has lost his footing and stop the tragedy of possessing and picking up soap, but if there is only a pack of instant noodles, it may not be able to fill the stomach of an adult man, at this time. You can use Good Morning instant noodles.

Instant noodles are originally a pair, right? If we cut it in half, wouldn't it become two? Instant noodles, which were originally only used for one meal, became two meals. Not enough? Yes, it's not enough, so we can keep cutting, and two times two equals four. Look! A small packet of instant noodles has become a miraculous meal for four meals. Its existence has taken a qualitative leap. If you are not satisfied, you can continue to cut down, four times four equals sixteen, sixteen......

"Don't talk nonsense!" Kuroko rolled her eyes, "Do you think I'm Naruto? No, even the multi-shadow clone technique isn't enough for these monsters to stuff their teeth, right, Mr. Monster." ”

"Who's a monster, you idiot. ”

“......”

"What do you see?" the unicorn gracefully combed his hair, "Haven't you seen the unicorn burst into foul language?"

"Hey. Kuroko let out a long sigh and said very helplessly: "I didn't expect it to be you...... Kinky Beast~"

"It's a holy beast!" corrected the unicorn. When it was over, it looked Kuroko up and down a few more times. Somewhat uncertain, he asked the other big guys beside him, "Brother, do you know it?"

"Roar~"

"Moo~"

"Meow~"

"I said. The unicorn rolled his eyes and sneezed unhappily, "The war is long over, can't you talk properly......?" Stop meowing, I have a headache. ”

"Sure enough, it's you. Kuroko seemed to know them, and said in a very nostalgic tone: "The stupid beast legion back then...... I thought it would be destroyed as soon as the war started, but I didn't expect it to be suppressed in this place. Oh, no, I don't remember I ever dealt with you......"

"Are you a human who survived the war of the gods?" The unicorn's eyes lit up, and it cheered, "What, what's the matter? Who won in the end? Is it human? Is it that humanity won? Yes, it must have been humanity who won, otherwise a defective product like you would have been destroyed in the first place!"

"Where do I look like a defective product?" Kuroko muttered dissatisfiedly, and then his figure flashed, and he jumped off the wall, straightening the hood that he almost fell off, a little strange: "It's been so long since 1999, what is the situation with you guys, why do you look like you don't know anything?"

"What's so strange?" the unicorn smashed his mouth: "At the beginning of the Divine War, so many legions rushed out of the gate of the Heavenly Realm in one go, isn't it normal to have a few missing?"

"Deserters?"

"Kouhu! It's just lost!" the unicorn was furious, and he looked very angry: "We're just lost! Yes, we're just lost! It's not like a deserter! I'm telling you, Uncle Ben was a famous ...... in the heavenly realm."

Forget it, it's better to let a special person solve this kind of thing, okay? A few dark blue ripples gradually appeared under Kuroko's feet, and he didn't expect to encounter this rumored lewd beast by mistake...... They didn't show up in 1999, so it seems that there are some deeper reasons why the gods and demons will fight among themselves and easily be destroyed? In this case, it is necessary to investigate carefully.

Bang!

Dark blue ripples collided with several white balls of light.

"Human, you are cheating!" the unicorn was furious.

"If you don't cheat, how do you know that I cheated?" Kuroko was also angry, he raised the middle finger of his right hand, and said with vicious contempt: "What do you want to do while talking to me to distract yourself while using this forbidden spell-level magic?"

"You are!" The unicorn horn on the unicorn's head kept flashing, "That ripple can interfere with my magic, human, what do you want to do to our brothers?"

Li Kui and the Black Whirlwind?

This man and beast are very compatible in some places!

"This smells ......" The unicorn moved his nose slightly, and his face changed greatly: "Brothers, the wind is tight, and the wind is tight!"

"Huh?"

The sunspot froze very obviously, looking at the few behemoths scattered by birds and beasts in front of him, a little inexplicable.

What happened?

Yes, what happened?

In fact, to put it simply, Fang Shou was in trouble again, even if there was only one subconscious left, he was still a master of causing trouble! Because he was startled by the sudden appearance of the monster, the direction of his escape kept changing, running around along the way, bumping into each other, and finally stepping into a place that looked very unbelievable......

"Bang!" the subconscious that fell and ate stood up from the ground.

Why didn't those monsters continue to chase after them? Almost, almost almost eaten! Thinking of those monsters just now, the subconscious is still a little palpitating, he is not Fang Shou, nor is he white-haired, just a trace of subconscious, of course, there will be no combat effectiveness of the two, simply put, the subconscious is the level of 0, Fang Shou who is waiting to choose the role, if he hangs up like this, he has nowhere to cry, instead of the two idiots who are still dueling in the inner world to die, only the subconscious uncle who likes H will not do it!

"This is...... What?" (To be continued......)