Just when everyone was stunned by the sight in front of them, the middle-aged bald fat man who had been introduced by Quich as the leader of the second-year competition picked up the microphone and walked to the camera, and the first sentence made the soy sauce party in the room slide down from their seats.

No, no, no, I didn't say that he held the microphone to smash the bulletproof glass and tear the human eardrum, so that the big talk version of Tang Seng in the forest oil would face the sunset and cry in the wind, and the strange hunting tone led him to sing and kill countless poor and innocent people in the Western Continent in seconds; Although these are common things in today's variety shows that are becoming more and more diverse, after all, it is Zhuo Erlivan, and the bald fat uncle has no intention of throwing off the festival.

Although the bathing scene in the second new part of the second new episode of the palace after a certain few friends (divine beast) palace completely overturned the conclusion that "such cuteness must be a boy",Some websites even put out a slogan for all the unscrupulous dead houses for this purpose"The kind of world that can get pregnant in the women's ♂ clothing mountains does not exist, you wake up!"Trying to make them turn back,But in fact, we all know that it's impossible...... Sorry for the distance. In short, even if there is a new bonus,,No one can face the situation that the middle-aged uncle speaks in a young female voice with an indifferent face, which is indescribable with curiosity!

After "it must be a boy who is so cute" is not true. Is it the turn of "such a flower must be a girl"!?

But what the bald fat uncle said was not funny at all.

"The transmission of images and sound over long distances? It seems that the humans didn't care about increasing the population like the orcs did during the time I was sealed. Listen carefully to me. Ants. I am Tia, the most powerful noble queen of the Sagron clan in the distant chaotic world, and you can only humble yourself on the ground and look up at the great being! Ten thousand years ago, your so-called god of war and the goddess of life took advantage of my serious injury after a despicable sneak attack to seal me in this tree, but now, with the efforts of my lovely servants, the seal is about to be lifted, and I will soon be free again.

You should be thankful that I have no interest in this world. However, before I leave, there is a ledger to settle with the god of war. I know that guy is already hanging, and it doesn't matter, as long as you send all the descendants of the god of war to me. I promise I won't crush you like an ant. Of course, you can also try to challenge my army of thralls to stop them from breaking the seal, and I'm welcome to come to some after-shows after being bored for so long. ”

The uncle, who was controlled by Tia, threw the microphone back into the arms of the jaw-dropping Quitch, who scrambled to catch it. But instead of yelling and running away or doing other hysterical things, he showed the qualities of a reporter who quickly calmed down and came to the camera and said, "Looks like we've got big news, partner." Relax man, your hands are shaking and hey. It's good, just keep it flat like that.

So, viewers, please don't think this is some kind of special program. I swear in the name of the creator god that those monsters are real! Now the Western Continent, no, the entire Dzollivan is facing an unprecedented and huge crisis, I hope that all relevant departments will pay attention to it immediately——!"...,

A voice that appeared to be a photographer rang out: "Quitch, your festival is gone." ”

"It doesn't matter. After all, why didn't the ancient powerhouse named Tia control us both like everyone else? Could it be because we both wore press cards on our chests?"

Wearing a press card, you can play photography in the rain of bullets and bullets unscathed, which is a plot that can only appear in Hollywood blockbusters. If the press card really had the function of blocking bullets, it would have been used by the countries on the blue star to equip the army a long time ago!

The photographer's complaining skills are obviously not good, and after his partner was silent for a while, Quitch looked at the mighty team under the World Tree in the distance and explained: "I see, Tia controlled the nearby Draenei, the orcs, and the person in charge of the competition, which means that the seal was lifted, and our Mage Guild also contributed to it? However, I don't understand what the other party is doing with such a big battle, there is no army around the canyon that intends to prevent the seal from being lifted, and even if the fastest Virea Empire immediately sends an army with air warships, it will take at least half a day to reach ......"

It was only at this time that everyone in the soy sauce department came back to their senses.

Sophia hurriedly got up from the sofa and threw herself in front of the mercury lamp and said, "You have a way to communicate with Birea in the country, and quickly ask General Fair to send an army." Whether that is Tia true or not, and even if she really has no intention of attacking us, we must not risk letting her out! With her personality, she will never sit idly by. There were no reinforcements in the canyon, just a group of rookie students. There's no way Alysia could fight against them alone, it would be definitely death. Icarus, you set out, and by the way, take the night with you, and the mercury lamp. You can go after you contact the country,"

Unexpectedly, the little puppet shook its head: "No." Alythia had sent Asami to contact me before, telling me that the Golden Shadow had rushed to reinforcements. She also specifically instructed that it was strictly forbidden for any combat power with map cannons to go to the canyon, so as not to accidentally injure the World Tree. ”

World Tree! Sophia was suddenly shocked and broke out in a cold sweat: "Yes, if that is really the World Tree, Icarus and the night have passed...... With the creator god above, I almost made an irreparable mistake!But mercury lamp, listen to what you mean, Alicia already knows about the seal, right? Then why didn't she contact her own army?"

"Probably that belly-bellied black Lori didn't expect it to be as big as today. Mercury said with a shrug. "I'm going to contact General Fair. You take these two humanoid map cannons on a good footing. Battleships can't open fire, but troop carriers can. ”

Sophia was just about to reply, but Quitch's exclamation came from the screen on the wall: "Oh, look over there! It's an angel, it's an angel with flame wings! yes, how did I forget, in this canyon, there is a little hero that we humans are most proud of! Compared to the queen of curiosity who needs to use the body of an uncle to speak, our beautiful little queen is more cute!"

The eyes of the entire Western Continent suddenly focused on Xia Na who was rapidly swooping down in the sky through the camera.

But in fact, the scorching girl angel warrior was very helpless.

It's not that after a certain blonde Lori summoned herself, she pointed at the enemy army on the opposite side and proudly let her fly into the sky to play with POSS, what's wrong with charging, even if the group of miscellaneous soldiers on the ground is twice as large, Xana won't frown, but the one in the middle has a pair of wings on his back, six legs are covered with bristles, and his whole body is attached to a brown carapace, and the huge mouthparts roll up from the ground from time to time, a large number of plants are even bitten down by draenei and orcs, and what is the super Xiaoqiang who eats happily!? Could it be that guy who was sprayed with a copycat inferior insecticide produced by the Celestial Empire?...,

The giant ghouls weren't so infiltrating. People hunt for curiosity and hunt for ugliness, but at least it's so ugly that people can't help but want to wave their weapons hard to beckon it, but this giant Xiaoqiang, who can't be trampled to death with one kick at all, but may be stepped on by the other party, is definitely the best choice for disgusting people, even if it has an iron stomach that can eat the dark cuisine of all the girls without changing its face, and there will be no adverse reactions after eating, he will vomit on the spot the moment he sees this guy.

The refrigerator preservation technology in Zollivan is "high-tech". There is no mass, and there are no refrigerators in the homes of ordinary people or even in some small restaurants. As a result, spoiled meals in the summer attract countless diners, including cockroaches, as soon as they are thrown away. Everywhere you are, people have the impression of a cockroach as a dirty, nasty little creature that they don't want to touch it at all.

And when these tenacious little creatures become about the size of a dragon after being sprayed with insecticides from the Celestial Empire or irradiated by the magnifying lights in the pockets of blue-skinned cat-shaped robots, the creepy feeling is not something that can be easily shaken off by dropping goosebumps on the ground - in fact, it should be multiplied.

For the first time in her life, Xana began to wonder why she was not an easy ranged fighter but a hot-blooded melee fighter, otherwise she wouldn't have had to get close to the large cockroach. But the glory of being a melee class and being an angel wouldn't allow her to retreat, and even though she couldn't help but tingle her scalp at the sight of that thing, Xana still held on to her long sword tightly and sprinted towards her with all her strength like a fiery meteor.

There is no word for fear in the dictionary of warriors! no matter how terrible, how curious, how ugly an enemy. In the eyes of the warriors, they are nothing more than mobile experiences...... Sorry for the slippery hand.

Enemies on the ground had apparently spotted Xana, but due to the distance, their attacks couldn't reach her. But the abnormal behavior of the surrounding creatures also alerted the cockroach, and it raised its head to stare at the swooping girl, and suddenly spread its wings and flapped rapidly.

Sophia and the others only saw a violent shaking of the picture, and then it stuck to the ground, probably the photographer lay down; the sky was suddenly dark, the sand and rocks were flying around, and the sun and moon were gone, and even a few unlucky eggs who were blown away could occasionally be seen passing by forcefully in mid-air; Quitch hid behind a rock, but he made a gesture of holding his head and squatting to defend himself, and he didn't even care about the commentary.

Her Royal Highness the princess couldn't see cockroaches in the palace, so Sophia couldn't figure out what was going on at the scene, but Chassi, who was a thrifty housekeeper, couldn't help but be stunned when she saw this: "Could it be that it wants to fly?"

"Huh. Can cockroaches fly!?" Sophia, who had just picked up the folding fan, suddenly held it to her chest and said in shock.

Chasi stepped forward and pressed Sophia's shoulder and sighed, "Congratulations, Your Highness, after so much time, you have finally uttered a line in the style of a wealthy lady - although it is not standard." ”

Before the words fell, I saw Mao'er next to him tilting his head and nodding his lips and wondering: "Every time I tease cockroaches, they will fly away immediately, Sophia, don't you know?"

I was asked rhetorically by being naturally stuck in common sense knowledge!Who would have nothing to do to tease the cockroaches!?The black-bellied pink princess collapsed on the sofa on the spot. Desperately pounding the handrail and going crazy.

Just when this group of little girls was shaking off the daily routine. The cockroach in the shot finally jumped off the ground with a forceful leap. Hedged against Xana, who stabbed diagonally!

No, it's not a complete hot-blooded hedge - that's a patent that only two men who strip naked in an instant or two girls who burst their clothes in an instant can have, and the battle between a girl and a strange creature belongs to the category of horse monkey soju - the cockroach suddenly opened its mouth bar when it flew halfway, and a fishy dark green liquid squirted towards Xia Na head-on. ...,

Mercury Lamp can fully imagine the scene of his undisciplined master jumping up and shouting "You guys smuggled out of SC2" when he saw this scene.

Xia Na snorted coldly, raised her sword and vigorously swung out the holy flame attached to the blade.

Dazzling flames burst into the sky, and they exploded violently. Although the attacks of the two sides looked very different due to their size, Xana's holy flame stunned the entire cockroach's saliva and turned it into countless high-temperature burning liquids scattered in all directions. From a distance, it looks like a fireworks at a festival and a flying machine that has been blown up on the spot. The scorching liquid was accompanied by a powerful shockwave that swept over Xana and the cockroaches. Let their figures be stunned.

What a chance! The scorching girl casually waved her hand at the liquid of fire oil that attacked her, and the fire wings behind her slapped sharply, so oppressed that the air couldn't help but let out a wail, like lightning to draw a bright crimson mark in midair. Instantly came to the front of the cockroach.

And then it was difficult.

You said that you usually kill Xiaoqiang and throw it over, which adult will be idle and hurt how to abuse Xiaoqiang, they are all abusing cats and dogs. Now it's suddenly so big, how many bottles of insecticide does it take, or should it be like Bumpman?

The speed of the hedge was extremely fast, and Xana, who had no time to think about it, decisively acted according to the warrior instinct cultivated over the years.

She attached a defensive neutralization to her sword, slicing off the cockroach's massive head along the carapace's fragile joints.

Dark green blood was all over the sky, but not a drop could come close to Xana, who was covered in flames. The giant Xiaoqiang's flapping wings immediately stopped, and his six legs were randomly pulled a few times, gradually convulsed and shrunk into a ball, and fell to the ground with a bang.

Although the screen shook very much, Quitch's excited voice was very clear: "Oh oh oh! Kill it, the beautiful and powerful girl angel warrior has killed that disgusting and ugly cockroach! Sure enough, no matter how powerful the strong man named Tia is, she is just a paper tiger who can't get out of the seal, and she can't do anything without her servants!

However, when the lens stabilized, the bald uncle who had thought he had been used up and thrown away reappeared. He didn't take the microphone from Quiche's hand, but Tia's words still reached the ears of everyone who was watching nervously in front of the crystal screen: "Yes, this flame angel who can break through the cockroach carapace with a single knife was summoned by the little blonde girl." I'm starting to understand the meaning of the ant's words now. But humans. You don't think that's my strongest servant, do you......? Anyway, what's the matter with that embarrassed look on your face?"

"It's nothing, it's just a surprise to see an uncle say the classic lines of the villain's retreat in a female voice. ”

"Hmph, you were pleasantly surprised. Tia, who didn't seem to have any humor at all, snorted coldly, and the uncle immediately pointed to the little strong who smashed a big hole in the ground and said, "Give me a big dog look!"

We all know that cockroaches are synonymous with immortality in legends. If you cut off her head, it will survive for more than a week, and the final cause of death will be hunger and thirst. Equally. After such a fierce guy becomes huge, his vitality will naturally increase, and he will fall from the sky and raise his corpse, because people's heads and bodies are separated, and how can they control their bodies?

If it were an ordinary Xiaoqiang, it would probably have to lie here for many days and finally starve to death, but all Hollywood blockbusters tell us that all gigantic creatures will not be easily killed like this - otherwise, a group of soldiers accompanied by M1 tanks with strong air support will easily crush the giant snake, giant rat, big octopus or something, where do you let the protagonist find a role?

I saw that the cockroach's headless body suddenly shook twice, and then in a disgusting sound of flesh and blood, a large number of constantly wriggling brown tentacles emerged from the wound cut by the sharp blade and the holy flame, which looked like a very curious tentacle monster was hiding there.

The cockroach's six legs twitched again, and then firmly and forcefully stepped on the ground, and stood up again...... The head was gone—he raised his body and aimed at Xana, who was sweating coldly in mid-air.

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