Chapter 99: Li Shao, Grass and Mud Horse!
Li Yuandao had a dark face, glanced at Jun Moxie, who looked cheap, and didn't bother to explain.
Covered in yellow mud, even if it's not, in the eyes of outsiders, it's!
"Li Shao, can you tell me the secret?"
Jun Moxie accompanied the smiling face, his eyes glowing green, full of anticipation.
Point soldiers on the battlefield, read thousands of women, iron guns do not fall, and fight vertically and horizontally!
This is what many men dream of!
"The secret of rolling calves, I said I had mud on me!"
Li Yuandao frowned and scolded.
Jun Moxie still smiled sheepishly: "Li Shao, why don't you ...... Next time you need it, I'll work with that! Sometimes, gender really doesn't matter that much, and I can just experience it and show me what the secret techniques are! β
Boom!
Li Yuandao kicked out and said angrily: "If you talk nonsense again, I will directly break your third leg!" β
Jun Moxie shrank his head, patted himself and got up, still smiling: "Li Shaoxi is angry!" There really comes a day when I lose my third leg, then I will be a woman and become your woman Li Dashao! β
"Don't disgust me!"
Li Yuandao couldn't wait to slap a blood mist to this guy, but he still couldn't help it, and said: "Take 100 million and hand over the contract with the manager of the Zangxiang Pavilion, this time it will be your investment, I remember!" β
"Li Shao, are you the one who has covered all the women of the Zangxiang Pavilion?"
Jun Moxie's eyes widened and he asked in shock.
"Get in there and get it done!"
Li Yuandao kicked Jun Moxie on the ass again, causing him to stumble into the Tibetan Incense Pavilion.
Five minutes later.
Jun Moxie came out again, handed over the contract to Li Yuandao, and said, "Li Shao, what are you doing mysteriously?" β
"You don't need to know!"
Li Yuandao spit out coldly.
As for digging the basement, you can continue digging tomorrow, and when you build the underground box under that backyard, you can cultivate in peace.
Of course.
Now Li Yuandao needs more cultivation elixirs, spirit stones, and other cultivation resources.
Relying solely on the aura of the spiritual eye, it is impossible for Xiuwei to return to the 10,000th level of qi refining!
"Jun Moxie, finally let me catch you!"
A coquettish cry full of anger suddenly sounded from not far away.
A red Ducati V4S locomotive stopped next to Li Yuandao.
The motorcycle woman wearing a helmet who came down from above, holding a stick, walked towards Jun Mo Xie with a murderous stride.
"I'm grass, Li Shao, help!"
Jun Moxie saw the motorcycle girl clearly, and was so frightened that he hurriedly hid behind Li Yuandao.
It's just that.
Li Yuandao didn't stop him, but dodged away.
See here.
The club in the biker's hand burst into the air.
Li Yuandao glanced at it and couldn't help but be surprised.
This motorcycle girl is still a martial artist, although it seems that she is at most at the level of an external martial artist, but for ordinary people, she is already very strong.
Jun Moxie does not have any internal force fluctuations on his body, he is not a martial artist, and in the face of this motorcycle girl, he is about to be tortured by blood!
"I'll go, Li Shao, you're going to kill me!"
Jun Moxie's face turned pale with fright, his soul was scattered, and he hurriedly dodged.
Boom!
But the biker girl's stick still fell on his buttocks, making him fly out directly, and a dog gnawed on the mud.
Jun Moxie let out a miserable scream, and ran into the Tibetan Incense Pavilion with a roll.
Fortunately, Jun Moxie's buttocks are thick and don't hurt his muscles and bones.
He stood at the door of the Tibetan Incense Pavilion, rubbed his buttocks, bared his teeth and grinned, "Zhang shame, are you finished?" If it weren't for the sake of you being a woman, I would have beaten you all over the ground looking for teeth, and then pressed you to the head of the bed, and the blood tortured a thousand times! β
"Okay, you have the ability to come out for me!"
Zhang took off his helmet shyly, revealing a sassy face embellished with short hair, and his eyebrows were full of murderous energy.
Just glanced at the Tibetan Incense Pavilion in front of her, and she stopped.
Killed, she doesn't want to step into this kind of place for half a step!
It's dirty to look at, let alone go in!
"If you have the ability, you can come in for me! Let's open a room, and I'll fight you for hundreds of rounds! β
Seeing that Zhang was ashamed and did not dare to enter the Tibetan Incense Pavilion, Jun Moye finally breathed a sigh of relief and shouted again.
"You ......"
Zhang was embarrassed and angry, gritted his silver teeth, and his eyes were full of anger and murderous aura: "A big man knows how fast he can speak!" Okay, if you don't come out, I'll wait to see who can afford it! β
Jun Moxie's face fell, he looked at Li Yuandao, and said, "Hmph, I won't go back tonight, I'm going to spend the night here with Li Shao, you just wait!" β
Speaking of which.
He looked at Li Yuandao hard.
Li Yuandao planned to leave, but looking at Jun Moxie's pleading eyes, he shook his head helplessly, turned around and entered the Tibetan Incense Pavilion, and said at the same time: "Are you planning to spend the night here, or leave through the back door?" β
"I'll go, here's the back door?"
Jun Mo was surprised, and immediately smiled bitterly: "Where do I dare to spend the night here, if I don't go back to my grandfather to return to my life, I have to break my leg!" β
Li Yuandao walked towards the exit behind the Tibetan Incense Pavilion and said, "Who is that woman?" β
"The woman I love is also my fiancΓ©e!"
Jun Moxie said helplessly with his head down.
Li Yuandao raised his eyebrows: "You cheated?" Or did you make it big and people started to mess up and gave up? β
"Li Shao, you can't slander me, I will never do such a thing as cheating! Chaos and abandonment, absolutely nothing! β
"As for making it bigger, it's true."
Jun Mo opened his mouth with a straight face, but finally shook his head dejectedly.
Li Yuandao stopped and said puzzledly: "Since she is your fiancΓ©e, you have enlarged other people's bellies again, and you don't want to be responsible, what are you not abandoning from the beginning?" β
"But she's afraid to have children, and she doesn't want to marry me. For her sake, I made her best friend big and let her best friend give birth. β
Jun Moxie made a bitter face and said, "No, she started to look for me desperately!" β
Boom!
Li Yuandao's face darkened, and he kicked Jun Moxie away when he raised his foot, flew out of the small door behind the Zangxiang Pavilion, and inserted it into the garbage can on the side of the road.
After a while, Jun Mo crawled out of the trash can in embarrassment, covered with a foul smell.
"Li Shao, why are you kicking me! What I'm saying is true! β
Jun Moxie cried with a sad face.
Li Yuandao stepped forward and grabbed the other party's third leg: "If you don't apologize to others when you turn around, I broke your third leg!" β
"Ah...... Li Shao, be merciful, I was wrong, I will apologize! β
Jun Moxie was so frightened that his soul flew away.
"Huh? You turned out to be a three-second man, but the quality of Linmen Thanksgiving is actually not bad, and you can also make an adult's stomach. β
Li Yuandao suddenly stopped and took it back, very surprised.
"I'm not a three-second man!"
Jun Moxie blushed his neck, glared and said angrily.
Li Yuandao sneered: "There is no one else here, there is nothing to be ashamed of, whether it is three seconds, you know it yourself!" β
"I ......"
Jun Moxie looked stunned for a moment, and then lowered his head in a dejected manner, but soon he raised his eyes again, and said in surprise: "Li Shao, you can see it, then do you have a way?" Is there a cure? I've been to countless famous doctors! β
"I can cure it, but when you think I'm in a good mood, I'll help you cure it! Don't think about it now! β
Li Yuandao yawned, and said as he walked: "Go back, if there is anything that can be cultivated, or anything else that needs me, I will look for you!" β
I grass!
Can it be cured?
Jun Moxie was stunned in place, and then with a look of ecstasy, he caught up with Li Yuandao's pace: "Li Shao, it's late, I'll send you." Or may I treat you to a late-night snack? β
"Oh...... Feel free to do it! β
Li Yuandao nodded indifferently.
Not long after the cultivation ended, my stomach was really hungry.
"Li Shao, grass mud horse!"
Jun Moye suddenly shouted excitedly at this time.
Boom!
Li Yuandao turned around with a kick.
Jun Moxie hit the trash can with precision again.
But this guy quickly got up and poked his head out: "Li Shao, don't kick me!" It's really a grass mud horse, look over there! What a big grass and mud horse! β