Chapter 131: Steamed Shrimp Head!
Ratting a fart.
Let the chopsticks in the hands of several people on the table freeze in mid-air.
All of them had stunned expressions on their faces.
Zhuge Xiaoxia's eyes widened, and his gaze fell on Wu Yiqian.
The sound of a fart is coming from the other party.
The others also subconsciously turned their heads to look, with somewhat embarrassed expressions on their faces.
Wu Yiqian's cheeks shook fiercely, and his face was embarrassed.
He blushed, and finally spit out: "I'm sorry, I just returned to China, and I'm a little unaccustomed to ...... food."
Qin Shu was very affectionate, and hurriedly rounded the field: "Small things, I can understand." After coming back, I still need enough time to adjust to the jet lag and adjust to the diet. ”
"It's just, it's okay, just get used to it more!"
Chen Jingtian also opened his mouth with a smile.
However, Wu Yiqian felt that his stomach was still a little uncomfortable, and he quickly got up: "I'm sorry, I'll go to the bathroom!" ”
"Puff puff ......"
As soon as he got up, he burst into a series of farts like a cannonball, roaring incessantly.
Wu Yiqian's expression changed greatly, his legs were clamped violently, and some parts were fiercely suppressed at the same time.
But in the end, I couldn't stop the farts from sounding all day.
The stench soon filled the house.
Zhuge Xiaoxia's face turned white, dropped her chopsticks, covered her mouth and ran to the bathroom: "It stinks!" ...... vomit"
Chen Yanqi, who happened to be sitting next to Wu Yiqian, had a green face.
She covered her mouth with her hands, and there was a flurry of retching in her throat.
Just thinking of Wu Yiqian's face, she felt rude again and endured it.
And even with the cultivation of Chen Jingtian and Qin Shu, they had to cover their mouths and noses, and they could see the incomparable embarrassment in each other's eyes.
No way, it stinks!
Only Li Yuandao sat there indifferently, silent.
There was an invisible aura around him, which had already separated everything, and the stinky fart could not affect him in the slightest.
"Yiqian, or ...... You go to the bathroom first! ”
Qin Shu pinched her nose and proposed.
Wu Yiqian's face was so embarrassed that it almost distorted at the moment, he nodded, and wanted to run to the bathroom, but he only walked a few steps.
"Puff bang bang ......"
This time, the sound of farts exploded even more, one after another, and there was no intention of stopping at all.
His extremely elaborate trousers, with the sound of puff and puff, a gust of fart wind surged, so that the pants continued to appear in the agitation.
The corners of Li Yuandao's mouth raised slightly, and he said with a smile: "The power of your fart is about to deafen our ears!" You've been studying abroad all these years, won't you just learn this kind of? ”
"You...... What the hell did you do? ”
Wu Yiqian glared angrily and shouted.
Bang Bang~
As soon as he said this, it was as if the wind was leaking.
Let the fart sound faster and louder, muffled like thunder!
Qin Shu, Chen Yanqi and Chen Jingtian, who were standing next to them, were blown away by a strong wind.
"Vomit ......"
The three of them vomited wildly and hurried away.
Such an embarrassing situation.
made Wu Yiqian eager to find a crack in the ground to get into.
He knows.
In such a situation, there was no way to stay, so he hurriedly said, "Uncle Chen, Aunt Qin, Yan Qi...... Excuse me! I'm really uncomfortable, I'll be a guest another day! ”
After speaking, he ran towards the villa with a puff of smoke.
Just running away, there was a continuous popping sound, one step at a time, and the thunder was still faintly heard in the distance.
Inside the house.
The atmosphere was awkward.
The sound of farts lingers.
The stench is permeating.
"The ......"
Aunt Qin broke the calm and said with a smile: "It was all human nature just now, it was just a stomach upset." Let's invite Yiqian to come over next time. ”
Oh yes!
Who doesn't have a tummy?
Chen Yanqi listened to his mother's words, and also exhaled slightly, and his originally disgusted eyes eased slightly.
At the same time, she thought to herself that she would fart quietly on weekdays, isn't it normal?
No matter what, Cousin Yiqian is a hundred times better than Li Yuandao!
Li Yuandao's brows furrowed slightly, and he looked at Qin Shu with a solemn expression: "Aunt Qin, there are some things that maybe I shouldn't say." But I still want to remind you from afar. This Wu Yiqian is not a good person! If you can, it's best not to have too deep cooperation with the other party. It's even better if you can stay away! ”
These words made Qin Shu and Chen Jingtian both stunned.
Chen Yanqi's eyes widened, and then he sneered: "Li Yuandao, do you know what you're talking about?" My cousin Yiqian, why is he not a good person? It's just a fart. Just because of this, he is not a good person? Then if you go to the Zangxiang Pavilion every day, it will be a heinous crime! ”
"It's hilarious!"
Anyway.
She looked back at Qin Shu: "Mom, I'll send off Cousin Yiqian!" ”
Compared with stinky fart, she felt that Li Yuandao was disgusted and didn't want to stay for a moment.
This man is really down!
If it weren't for the fact that my mother and Aunt Li were best friends, and the latter had a great kindness to her family, she would have exploded a long time ago and kicked Li Yuandao out!
Watching Chen Yanqi run out, Qin Shu looked helpless.
"Yan Qi is like this, don't go to your heart from afar."
Qin Shu smiled gently and said, "You may not know that Yiqian's father and your Uncle Chen were best friends when they were young. It's not an exaggeration to say that we are a family! ”
Chen Jingtian next to him also nodded: "The words of those two women just now can't be trusted." Yiqian has lived abroad since he was a child, received an extremely good education, and graduated from the world's famous university Liujin University, so he has no problem in terms of character. How can it not be a good person? ”
"It's just a question, it's okay."
Qin Shu glared back at her husband, and then sighed: "Far away, if you can, try not to go to places like the Tibetan Incense Pavilion in the future." You should spend more time studying! Otherwise, your aunt will be very sad if she finds out. ”
"Dinner in front of you, forget it. If you and Natsu are hungry, go out and deal with it! We'll come back next time! ”
Watching Qin Shu and Chen Jingtian leave, Li Yuandao shook his head with a wry smile.
Regarding the matter of the Tibetan Incense Pavilion, he didn't know how to explain it.
Let's move the spiritual eye next to Your Excellency Zangxiang to the Lily Garden Villa as soon as possible!
In addition, there is still a source of spiritual veins under the villa, so there is no need to go to places such as the Zangxiang Pavilion.
It's really not good, it's a big deal to move the entire Tibetan Incense Pavilion over when the time comes.
At that time, Aunt Qin and the others would naturally understand that I went to the Tibetan Incense Pavilion to cultivate, not to visit the Qinglou!
Li Yuandao secretly decided in his heart, shook his head and sighed: "It's a pity that the Lily Garden is Aunt Qin's home, so it's not easy to buy it." ”