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Jiang Jiani was so frightened that she quickly dressed and ran downstairs, almost forgetting that she had packed up and was waiting for her to help Lu Xiangyang, who was going downstairs, and quickly came back to help Lu Xiangyang down:

"What's going on? Will they fight? ”

Lu's father is 1.82 meters, and Lu Xiangnan is 1.9 meters.

It would be unimaginable for these two to fight.

Jiang Jiani's scalp tingled at the thought of that scene - it was like two bears fighting.

Lu Xiangyang looked calm: "Don't worry, you can't fight, it's not when you were a child." ”

"Even when I was a child, my father didn't succeed in hitting the second brother a few times."

He couldn't help but be mean: "Although the second brother is not a monkey, he was probably a monkey in his last life." ”

From childhood to adulthood, until he joined the army, he has never seen anyone who can climb trees better than his second brother.

Ordinary people always have to climb trees little by little, and if they are flexible, they must also grasp it tightly, at most they will be faster.

But what about Lu Xiangnan climbing trees?

Like a monkey, no matter how straight and smooth the tree is, he swoops up and goes up.

It's the same as what kind of claws are attached to the hands and feet.

It's the kind of slick pillar that he can climb up to.

It's really talented.

When Lu Xiangyang was a child, he always suspected that his second brother had suction cups or something like that on his hands and feet, so he didn't break his hands.

I even thought about cutting it open with a knife to see if there was something inside, but of course, I was beaten up.

So when he was a child, he was boundless, and when Lu's father wanted to beat him, he ran.

If you can't run, you can go up the tree.

also specially picked the kind of tree that the little Dad Lu couldn't get on.

Then he shouted to Dad Lu on the tree, you come up, you come up.

Whenever this happens, Lu Xiangyang, who looks at his second brother unpleasantly, will secretly drag a bamboo pole to Lu's father.

He can even sleep in a tree.

Just sitting on the branch against the trunk of the tree, if you don't grab or help, you can't fall down.

The highest record is that when Lu's father and Lu's mother were sent down, Lu Xiangnan secretly followed Lu Xiangdong into the mountains to hunt.

As a result, he was unlucky to meet a wild boar, and then climbed a big tree, and spent a day and a night in the tree, and then Lu's father found many people to find him, and scared the wild boar away to save him.

Of course, Lu Xiangnan was really beaten that time, and it was also the heaviest beating.

Now, Lu's father is so old, and Lu Xiangnan doesn't dare to be as skinny as when he was a child, at most he is teasing the old man.

When she arrived in the courtyard, Jiang Jiani looked at Lu Xiangnan, who was chased and beaten by the old man, and suddenly swished along the window and stepped on the windowsill, moving and jumping, and jumped from the ground to the roof of the building in a few clicks.

Lu Xiangnan waved triumphantly at Lu's father on the roof of the building: "Come on, come on, you have the ability to come up and beat me." ”

Jiang Jiani gently poked Lu Xiangyang and asked in a low voice, "That's what you said, it's okay?" Won't fight? ”

Lu Xiangnan has this ability, he should go rock climbing.

Proper ingredients for the world champion.

Hey, yes.

Is there rock climbing in the Olympics now?

Jiang Jiani, who doesn't pay much attention to sports, doesn't know much.

Lu Xiangyang shut up and didn't want to say anything.

Lu's mother is angry, what kind of health, demeanor, to give a good impression to her daughter-in-law or something, forget about it, to hell with it.

She crossed her waist in the yard and scolded at the roof, squinting her eyes and yelling after scolding: "I count to ten, if you don't give me down again, when you come down, the old lady will break your dog's legs." ”

Lu Xiangnan spread his hands helplessly: "Mom, it's not that I won't come down, it's my dad who wants to beat me." ”

"I'm so old, I'm married to a daughter-in-law, I'm about to be a father, how shameless is it to be beaten by my father?"

Lu Ma said angrily: "Do you still know that you have no face? Do you know that you still climb the wall without face? Are you a monkey? Hurry up and get me down. ”

She ignored Lu Xiangnan, who was still a demon, and directly began to count: "Ten, nine, eight, five......"

Lu Xiangnan suddenly looked frightened: "Don't don't, I'll come down, I'll come down." ”

Jiang Jiani felt that just blinked her eyes, and Lu Xiangnan had already reached the ground from the roof of the third floor.

She couldn't help but rub her eyes: "Am I dazzled?" ”

Why didn't she see Lu Xiangnan's movements clearly?

is even a little skeptical of life: "Or did he not go up at all just now, and it was actually an illusion made up by my brain just now?" ”

Lu Xiangyang was speechless: "Do you have such a rich imagination in writing stories?" ”

Jiang Jiani: "But I really didn't see how he came down just now." ”

Lu Xiangyang: "It's not simple? Second brother...... Uh-huh-hmm......"

Jiang Jiani covered his mouth in horror, lowered her voice and roared: "You, you, what do you want to do!" ”

Lu Xiangyang glanced at her with a smile from the corner of his eyes, and gently touched her palm with the tip of his tongue.

Jiang Jiani suddenly retracted her hand as if she had been electrocuted.

I want to scold him, so many people can't scold him.

Don't scold, I'm very aggrieved.

Angry, she threw a peanut-sized group from the side into his collar, and said hatefully: "Let you make it bad." ”

Lu Xiangyang couldn't help but tremble by the ice, and blinked innocently: "Why am I broken?" Obviously, you covered my mouth to prevent me from talking, and you stuffed snow bumps into my clothes, how did it become that I made it bad? ”

"I just want to talk, am I wrong?"

Jiang Jiani was suddenly a little angry: "You, you, you ......"

When did this thing learn to shake the pot?

Doesn't it mean that people in this era are very reserved and reserved?

How come Lu Xiangyang's goods are not subtle or reserved at all?

She even felt that the goods were getting more and more debauched.

Although it was a little strange for a man to describe it as debauchery, she couldn't think of a more appropriate word other than that.

In public, he licked her palm!

Who the hell did he learn from!!

At this moment when the two of them were making trouble, Lu's mother not only taught Lu Xiangnan, but also Lu's father.

Jiang Jiani looked at Lu Ma's small figure standing between the two big bears, not only did she not look angry, but her aura was two meters eight, and the two men who were training were one meter eight and one meter nine drooping their heads like children.

Jiang Jiani said enviously: "If only I could be as powerful as our mother." ”

Lu Xiangyang was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "Don't, our mother is all angry." ”

"The four of us brothers, my mother has always said that she is very gentle, and she is about to be angry with us."

"Why do you have to be angry?"

Jiang Jiani thought about it, getting angry every day is not only easy to have heart disease, but also easy to have breast hyperplasia.

She was very satisfied with her figure and didn't want to miss anything at all.

Tang Tian also came out of the house: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" I just heard you talking outside, and I didn't hear you clearly. ”

Dad Lu frowned: "You are also a soldier, why did you get up at this time?" ”

Lu Xiangnan hurriedly took care of his daughter-in-law: "The doctor said that it is normal for a woman to want to eat more and sleep more when she is pregnant. ”

"What's wrong with letting her sleep more if she doesn't work in the field for the New Year?"

"What??" X4

Lu's mother covered her chest with a breathless frightened look: "You, your daughter-in-law is pregnant?" ”