Dango has been a bit melancholy lately.

His mother had a new baby in her belly, and she was wholeheartedly raising the baby, and he went back to his mother's bedroom, where his mother was sleeping. His father has not been with him as usual these days, and has been forcing him to do his homework all the time, teaching him that his brother, who is already a man, needs to be an example to his younger siblings in the future. Even the empathetic Cheng Yu was abducted by his third grandfather to the Fanghu Immortal Mountain in the Nether Realm to preach to the earth immortals, so that he had no one to talk to if he wanted to.

Tuanzi felt that his little grandson was very boring. He pondered for a long time and decided to run away from home. So I made a small package, which contained two sets of small clothes in a decent way, and also put three dry food that had just been picked up from Pan Taoyuan and Di Zidang on the road. He had walked to Nantianmen with this small package, and suddenly felt that he didn't know how long it would take to come back after running away from home, so he had to take another look at his mother before leaving.

He rubbed his way to the outside of his mother's bedroom, but unfortunately there were a few immortals guarding the main gate. Running away from home should have been a confidential matter, and it should not be too big, so he touched his chest and pondered for a while, then turned around and walked to the window, deciding to climb up to the window and sneak a peek at his mother.

As soon as he approached the window, his little ears moved, and he heard someone in the room talking. The low one is his father, and the lazy one is his mother.

His mother said, "Hey, this little thing has moved again, do you want to touch it?"

His father sighed and said, "It's only been seven months, and it stands to reason that you haven't grown up yet, how can you toss like this, is Ah Li like this in your stomach before?"

When Dango heard his name, he pricked up his ears.

His mother said: "The dumplings are very well-behaved, which is like the current one, I remember that the dumplings only moved in the third year, and the first two years were like a sleeping egg in my stomach, I was very relaxed." I haven't seen the group for a few days, and I have something good to tell him, and he must be very happy to hear it. ”

Danzi's heart fluttered, and he almost climbed onto the windowsill and jumped into the house, but he restrained himself.

His father said strangely: "A good thing?"

His mother immediately said, "A good thing, a great good thing." Tuanzi has a nickname, he is so small now, it is not strange to scream, but when he grows up in the future, it will not be decent to shout like this, I flipped through the poetry book for a few days, and finally gave him a big name. ”

Tuanzi was so excited that he was almost about to go, but he still restrained himself.

His mother said: "There is a mortal named Li He who wrote two imposing good poems, and I like them very much, saying that 'black clouds are crushing the city and the city is about to be destroyed, and the light of the armor is open to the sun.'" In these two poems, this black word is used particularly brilliantly. Also, they like to add a tall figure to their name to show respect, which I think is a good habit. ”

His father said, "So?"

His mother said, "So I named the group Kuroko." ”

Kuroko fell to the ground with a thud.

His father muttered, "This name ......"

His mother said worriedly: "I have been thinking about it for two days, do you think, do you feel bad?"

Kuroko shouted in his heart: "It's not good to say, it's not good to say it, otherwise I'll really run away from home, I'll really run away from home." ”

His father pondered for a while and said, "If Ah Li ascends the throne in the future, the honorific title will be Heizijun?"

His mother also muttered for a while: "Heizijun......"

His father said solemnly, "It's good, this name." ”

Kuroko fell to the ground.

On the second day, the Nine Heavens were in turmoil, and the fairy children and fairies ran to tell each other: "The little heavenly grandson is gone, and it is said that he ran away from home." ”

The runaway Kuroko was sitting in the fox hole in Qingqiu, and his fourth uncle Bai Zhen bit a dog's tail grass and asked him: "Seriously, why did you suddenly run to Qingqiu, did your father and mother abuse you?"

Kuroko wrapped a bag of tears and said sadly: "Because my mother named me Kuroko, 5555555555555555"

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The book of Sansheng has come out. Thank you for your continued support, this is not in the book, it's a spoof, I wish you all a happy New Year.