Chapter 400: The Old Man Who Makes Magic
The back of the young man, about one meter seven or eight tall, was wearing the uniform of the Alliance Army, and the brim of his hat was pressed very low, covering most of his face.
Sneakily ran to the vending machine and hurriedly pressed on the machine a few times.
Lu Sheng was suspicious in his heart, and after escaping into invisibility, he came behind him quietly.
This man didn't wear glasses, but he was supposed to be highly myopic, pouting and squinting on the vending machine to see the words on it.
poked on the machine for a long time, picking instant noodles such as self-heating rice and canned food that can be stored quickly, and his movements were a bit stupid, and Lu Sheng was anxious for him when he watched behind him.
Finally rubbed to the payment page, looking at the suddenly lit scanning light, the man was obviously stunned for a moment, shuddered, took out a handful of crystal nuclei from his trouser pocket, and tried to stuff it into any place on the machine that looked like a coin slot.
"What are you doing?"
Lu Sheng couldn't wait for this stupid guy, so he simply patted him on the shoulder from behind.
The man was startled and jerked back to look behind him.
Seeing that Lu Sheng was not wearing a uniform, and that she was a young and slender girl, the expression on her face was obviously relaxed for a moment.
"Shopping, if you're in a hurry, you come first."
It is a slightly awkward Mandarin with a hint of indescribable accent. At the same time, he immediately leaned sideways to give up his position, looking at how Lu Sheng operated the machine.
Lu Sheng squinted at him and smiled lightly, "Listening to the accent, you're not a local, where are you?" ”
The man was stunned for a second, then smiled awkwardly, "I...... I'm from Xinjiang...... So it's a bit of an accent, and it's been changed a lot lately. ”
"Oh, I've always heard you talk about fried noodles with skin sprouts, I haven't eaten them yet, what are peel sprouts?"
Man: "......"
After a short brainstorming session, the man squeezed out a smile, "It should be the bean sprouts you eat." ”
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked in the lower abdomen by Lu Sheng, and the whole person flew out like a broken noodle bag.
Zhang Xiaojuan, who was passing by, was dumbfounded, "Sister Lu, you have something to say, don't do it directly." ”
Lu Sheng stood on the steps, lowered his eyes and swept his eyes at the young man who was slumped in the flower bed with bared teeth and grinning, "I claim to be from Xinjiang, and I say that the skin sprouts are bean sprouts." ”
"Then you're still hitting lightly." Zhang Xiaojuan didn't say a word, jumped over and made up for Bang Bang's two punches.
The man wailed when he was beaten, "Isn't it normal to put bean sprouts in fried noodles?" Why do you want to hit someone. ”
"The skin sprouts are onions! Bean your grandma's sprouts! Zhang Xiaojuan made up another kick and looked up at Lu Sheng, "I guess I know that my accent is not easy to mix, so I said that I am from Xinjiang." ”
Lu Sheng thought for a while, took out a small pink spray bottle from his pocket, and sprayed it twice at the fake Xinjiang people.
"Disinfect before killing?" Zhang Xiaojuan's mouth opened into an O-shape.
Before he could finish speaking, he watched as the paralyzed humanoid creature in the flowerbed suddenly turned into a pink and white pig, with thin skin and tender meat, and looked delicious.
The little pig was stunned for a few seconds, then lowered his pig's head to look at it, and immediately let out a frightened oh oh sound, and then ran madly in the direction of the entrance point of the safe zone.
It's a pity that as soon as he ran two meters, he was ridden on his back by Zhang Xiaojuan, who has been a professional pig catcher since childhood, and pulled it back with two ears.
"Sister Lu! What kind of new technology are you? A bit of a 6! ”
Zhang Xiaojuan fiddled with the little piglet under her crotch, staring curiously at the spray in Lu Sheng's hand, "This thing can't be known by the dogs outside, otherwise it will become a head when there is a shortage of food, it's quite animal." ”
"However, after this pig is killed, is it human flesh or pork......
As Zhang Xiaojuan spoke, she suddenly felt a warmth in her calves.
I looked down and found that the little piglet was already scared to pee, and I was trembling and rolling my eyes.
"The spray is time-sensitive, only three minutes." Lu Sheng gave the pink spray bottle to Zhang Xiaojuan.
As soon as she finished speaking, the little piglet that Zhang Xiaojuan was riding plopped and turned into an adult.
The posture of the two people is a bit ambiguous, and it looks strangely discordant.
Zhang Xiaojuan: "......"
A surprised exclamation floated from the sidewalk opposite.
"Damn, I'm playing so much in broad daylight."
"It's still two men."
"Don't look at it, my grandmother lived to 98 because she didn't care about idle things."
"It's the end of the world, do whatever you want, respect, bless."
Zhang Xiaojuan jumped down from the fake Xinjiang man as if she was electrocuted, holding the spray library and spraying wildly, "Why don't you be a pig." ”
A total of several hundred meters from the street vending machine to the office building of the Union Army, Zhang Xiaojuan strode with a pig throughout the whole process, and every time the fake Xinjiang person just turned into a human form and wanted to speak, he immediately made up two sprays.
"Wow, are you eating live pigs today? I want to eat the sauerkraut and blood sausage stewed white meat made by Brother Zhang! ”
When he entered the door, Zhao Mujia stared at the pink and white pig and drooled, and his guilty hand also slapped the pig's round ass by the way.
"it!" Zhang Xiaojuan reflexively threw the pig into Zhao Mujia's arms.
After waiting for a minute, she didn't see the familiar warm water flow in Zhao Mujia's arms, Zhang Xiaojuan suddenly became angry, and Bang Bang gave the pig's head two punches, "Okay, you just pick the urine on me." ”
"What's the matter with this pig?" Zhao Mujiahai was playing with pig ears.
"People outside don't know how to infiltrate the base, and they won't be discovered by Sister Lu using a vending machine."
Several people tied up the pigs and called Su Zheng and others to gather in the conference room.
After two minutes of torture, the fake Xinjiang people confessed everything without the slightest struggle.
It turned out that this man felt that hunting zombies was too hard and dangerous, so he moved his mind. He'd picked up a demobilized Confederate Army in the desert, and his ability was able to completely replicate his face in a short period of time.
He simply took out the uniform and ID card of the Union Army, and mixed in the appearance of the Union Army himself.
"I don't have any bad intentions, I just want to buy something to eat and take away!" The fake Xinjiang people knelt on the ground and wept bitterly, "And I can't use your vending machine, I haven't got anything, please don't eat me." ”
Zhao Mujia looked at him with the eyes of a fool, "There are so many delicious foods in the vending machine, why do we want to eat you?" ”
Fake Xinjiang people: "......"
"Can you let me go?" Fake Xinjiang people carefully discussed.
"What do you want? Of course not. Zhao Mujia didn't say a word, he was a big bulge.
Lu Sheng sat in the main seat and listened to the elementary school-style torture of several of them, and suddenly became a little interested in the abilities of the fake Xinjiang people.
Being able to completely replicate another face in a short period of time sounds like something useful.
This guy doesn't look very smart, so he can stay on the base as a black slave for the time being, and wait for the next time the system rewards an ability to copy, maybe he can copy his ability.
"What's your name?"
"Kim Soon-jae."
"Do you have any other skills besides camouflage?"
As soon as Jin Shuncai heard this, he suddenly ignited a strong desire to survive, "I'm a dentist!" A dentist before the end of the world! Work at the most famous dentist clinic in Seoul! ”
"Do you have an injection?"
"Yes, yes, yes!"
Lu Sheng directly threw over a syringe, "Hit it yourself." ”
20ml of Ability Suppressant can make Kim Soonjae unable to use Ability for a month. Then he pulled out a pair of electronic leg cuffs and buckled them around his ankles.
"Open a dentist clinic for you, treat your teeth for free for the official residents of M City, and deduct 100 points for a complaint."
Lu Sheng has always been thinking about Xu Han and Xu Meng, two siblings.
Xu Meng is obedient and honest, when the zombie virus remover arrives, he will first turn Xu Meng into a normal person, and then he will have to fill the little girl's teeth, Jin Shun just happens to be a little useful.
After placing Jin Shuncai, Zhao Mujia asked a little curiously, "Why do these little Xiba all speak in Chinese like this6?" ”
"Now if I throw you in a death penalty prison, you can be released if you learn to speak sticks well, and you will be able to speak in less than two months.6 Zhang Xiaojuan hooked his shoulder, "People's potential is unlimited, and they can't be stimulated if they are not forced to a corner." ”
"This group of people came to our side after the end of the world, and they won't say that the first Chinese will die, who is not happy to learn?"
Zhao Mujia nodded thoughtfully, "Brother Zhang, what you said makes sense. ”
Lu Sheng didn't participate in the conversation between the two elementary school students, and turned his head and told Su Zheng, "In addition to him, there will definitely be other people who want to infiltrate M City, strengthen the security of all entrances and exits, and conduct strict investigations in the city." ”
After three consecutive days of large-scale investigation, as Lu Sheng expected, four people in the city were found to have passed the customs in confusion.
One of the white-bearded old men was a magic enthusiast, and when he was caught, he was tinkering with magic hats and magic boxes at home.
"Something isn't quite right with this man." Ma Dongmei took the old man's collar and threw it to the conference room, frowned and reported to Lu Sheng, "What Chinese says is very lame, and the appearance is still blonde and blue-eyed without disguise, how did this kind of person get in?" ”
"No matter how much we fight, we can't fight back, it doesn't look like we have special abilities."
Lu Sheng stared at the white-bearded old man not far away.
He was dressed in the usual performance costume, draped in a gorgeous silk cloak, and bowed to Lu Sheng with a smile.
Then the old man reached into his magic hat and pulled out a fluffy white rabbit.
The rabbit's three-petal mouth is powdery, and it looks cute. The old man put the rabbit on the table, and the little rabbit staggered to Lin Xiaobao's side.
Lin Xiaobao likes small animals very much, so he took out a piece of lettuce from the sandwich at breakfast and handed it over.
The little rabbit sniffed it, and looked away with a little disgust.
The white-bearded old man smiled, took out a clean little pigeon from his magic hat, and then put the magic hat on the table.
Zhang Xiaojuan stared at the gorgeous magic hat, "I've always been curious since I was a child, how did these rabbits and pigeons get into the magic trick?" ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the magic hat that had been placed on the table suddenly shook at a distance.
In the next second, countless red-eyed rabbits rushed out of the magic hat like a tide, quickly crawling all over the long table.
"Welcome back to the fourteenth century."
The white-bearded old man bowed deeply and said in a straight voice.