Chapter 8 (2)
The wine was served first, and the food came up in a short time. The young man is very kind, and a pot of osmanthus stuffed is hot at the right time.
Mao Sun Xingjun was on duty very well, the sunlight was thick but not intense, and there were a few auspicious clouds floating in the sky, which were very compatible with the shady green trees on the ground.
This heavenly situation, drinking some wine and writing a few sour poems is very interesting, but Miaoyun Daogu and her horseman don't drink, Yehua and I drank two or three glasses, and I don't drink anymore, and let the guy take the cup in front of me, which is very disappointing.
When eating, Yehua was also affected by the demon wind, desperately making dishes with me, and every cloth, he had to smile tenderly and say: "This is what you love to eat, eat more." Or, "Although you don't like to eat this, it's good for your body, and you're so thin that you don't feel sorry for yourself, but it makes me feel sorry." "Although I knew that he was borrowing me to block the peach blossoms, I still couldn't help but be numbed by the flesh and shiver for a while.
Miaoyun Daogu on the opposite side must have had a very hard time listening, and her little face was as white as paper. The groom didn't look right, and hastily used a bowl of rice to lead his master to get up and take his leave.
Yehua finally stopped talking to me about the cloth, and I breathed a sigh of relief. He said leisurely: "If you can't listen to love words like you, what can I do in the future?"
I ignored him and lowered my head to eat.
Before the meal was finished, the little fairy official of Jiayun appeared out of thin air. Fortunately, he hid the immortal traces, otherwise a big living person suddenly hung in the air in the restaurant and looked at all living beings solemnly, but how could it be accepted.
I didn't pay much attention to what he reported. Roughly speaking, an urgent letter needs to be dealt with immediately.
Yehua sighed, turned his head and said to me: "In the afternoon, you can take Ah Li for the time being, I will go back to the Heavenly Palace first, and then come back to look for you in the evening." ”
I couldn't speak, so I just nodded my head.
Out of the restaurant, I looked left and right, the sun was in full bloom, most of the vendors on the market moved to the eaves to do business, and those who did not occupy a good position packed up and went home, very deserted.
When I just checked out, the guy who ran the hall saw that I was rewarding a lot, and he was quite kind to mention me, at this time, I happened to go to Mansi Tea to listen to the commentary, although the tea over there was a higher price, the commentary was really good.
I estimated that there was no storyteller in the Heavenly Palace, so I took the glutinous rice dumplings and wanted to take him to see them.
Mansi Tea is a tea shop, and the storyteller is an old gentleman with half a hundred hair. This time it's telling a story about a wild crane repaying its kindness.
Xiao Nuomi dumplings have never seen the market, their eyes are blazing, sometimes they smile, sometimes they clench their fists, and sometimes they sigh affectionately. I was so much in the fold of the face that I couldn't be interested in this imaginative story, so I just ordered a pot of tea and put it on the table to raise my spirit.
It's half an afternoon in a blink of an eye. When the storyteller was shocked, he said, "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition", the lights outside the window have begun to be on.
I opened my eyes in a daze to look for glutinous rice dumplings, but the seat he used to occupy was now empty. I'm a clever one, and I'm half awake from a drowsy moment.
Fortunately, I brought a water mirror with me. The water mirror is just an ordinary mirror for dressing up in Xianxiang, but it can be a good tool for finding people in the mortal world. I only hope that the glutinous rice dumplings are in a recognizable place this time, and if they stand in a room with no characteristics, then the use of this water mirror is only useless.
Find a secluded place to draw the name of the glutinous rice dumplings and the birthday on the mirror, and immediately release a white light. I followed the white light and almost stumbled on the mirror.
My mother.
The glutinous rice dumplings are indeed in a wing room this time, but this is an unusual side room.
On a large carved bed of rosewood in the room, a pair of coolly dressed mandarin ducks were lying together. The man above was already half-naked, and the woman below only had a bright red belly pocket. The women of good families in the mortal realm would never wear such a dazzling color, I was dizzy, and I barely stood up and dragged a passer-by: "Brother, do you know which direction the green building in this town is?"
He looked at me from beginning to end, pointing to a building diagonally opposite Mansicha. I thanked me and hurried.
Behind him, he was faintly heard lamenting: "A very good-looking son, but he doesn't want to be a demon in the sex, what a desperate and painful way of the world." ”
Although I know that the glutinous rice dumplings are in this green building, I don't know which room it is. In order not to disturb the bustard's mother's business, I had to make a secret and hide and look for it one by one.
When I found the thirteenth room, I finally saw the glutinous rice dumplings with their chins hanging in the air in a pensive state. I dragged him out of the wall, and the pair of wild mandarin ducks on the bed were kissing him happily.
My old face burned red.
Fang Cai's bed scene is not necessarily very glamorous. When I was a disciple in Kunlun Xu, when I first went down to earth, I visited many Spring Palaces in the spirit of seeking knowledge. It is as common as the inferior book sold in the market, and it is rare as the only book hidden under the emperor's pillow in the palace. At that time, I could still keep my face red and my heart beating, and I was as calm as a stake. This time it is a little different, it is to enjoy a living spring palace with the juniors, and if you don't make the old man blush, he is really sorry for his smooth mother.
Although there is still a Meng Lang style outside the wing, it is gratifying that these prodigal sons are still properly dressed.
There is really no clean place to be found in this building.
A red-clothed maid held a plate of mung bean cake in her hand, and Nana beat us. The glutinous rice dumplings sniffled, and immediately showed their form and chased after them to beg for it, and I had to follow behind. Seeing that the dumplings looked cute, the maid touched his face twice, turned around and smiled at me with red cheeks, and gave a plate of pastries to the dumplings.
I pulled the ball to a dead corner in the corridor and thought about how to train him for a long time, so that he could know his mistakes very happily. Today is his birthday, and I am so coaxing him with Yehua, so it is indeed unkind to make him worry about such a day.
I went through it in my heart, and finally put on a smiling face, and asked him very kindly: "That commentary is good, you listened to it with great interest at first, a dazzling eye, how did you come to such a building, uh, such a building?"
Tuanzi frowned and said: "There was a little fat man who openly kissed a little sister on the street, this little lady didn't let the little fat man kiss, and the little fat man was very angry when he didn't kiss him, and recruited a few ugly monsters around him to surround the young lady." The young lady's face was very scared, and I couldn't bear to look at it, and I wanted to save her. When I ran downstairs, they were nowhere to be seen, and an uncle next to me told me that the young lady was carried into the flower building by the little fat man. I was afraid that they would beat her, so I wanted to come in to find her, but the lady who was on the door wouldn't let me in, and I couldn't help it, so I sneaked in incognito. Well, I don't know why the uncle said that this is a flower building, I looked upstairs and downstairs, but I didn't see any flowers. ”
I was so frightened by his words that I jumped three times, "Don't you see anything important."
Tuanzi is no more than three years old according to mortals, and the fairy root is the most unstable and needs to be cared for. His father has taken him for three hundred years, and it is my turn, if he is allowed to see some things that he should not see, give birth to some thoughts that he should not have, and move the immortal yuan into the demon barrier, his father will definitely fight with me.
I swallowed and listened to him continue: "When I found the little fat man, he was already lying upright on the ground, and a brother in white clothes stood next to the young lady and held her. ”
Yes, I think that because I didn't learn the art of deduction too badly, I and the tenth senior brother were often punished by Mo Yuan, and came to the mortal world to tear a piece of canvas, turn into a half-immortal, and set up a stall in the market to tell fortunes with people. At that time, people at both ends of the three days could meet women from good families who were molested by bullies. If it is a woman who has not yet left the court, there will be a young knight passing by who draws his sword and roars. If it were a woman who had gone out of the court, her husband would have come out of nowhere and draw his sword and roar. Although one is a chivalrous man and the other is a husband, both must have been dressed in white.
Glutinous rice dumplings touched their nose and frowned again and continued: "In this room, two people are rolling on the bed and tangled, I see that they are very interesting, so I want to stop for a while to see what they are going to do." ”
My heart clicked, and my voice trembled, "What did you see?"
He pondered: "Kiss each other, kiss each other, touch each other." In the middle of the night, Ai Ai asked me, "Mother, what are they doing?"
I looked at the sky, weighed it for a long time, and said solemnly: "Mortal cultivators, there is a sect called harmony and double cultivation, and they are here, uh, harmony and double cultivation, double cultivation. ”
Tuanzi said clearly: "Are mortals quite dedicated to the Tao?" ”
I laughed dryly.