【Oh-my-god！ What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot?

Huaxia TV dialogue between ancient and modern temporary substitutions, but tragically collapsed, it is really a bolt Q! 】

[If you want to see jokes, let's talk about ancient and modern, such as ......]

[No one asks about ten years of publicity, once the world knows about picking peaches, the dialogue between ancient and modern is actually ......]

On weekdays, foreigners who are accustomed to seeing the propaganda copywriting of the Eight Classics are suddenly taken aback after seeing this propaganda copy, what are the Chinese people doing?

Where is the dialogue between ancient and modern times so charming, and it can actually make Huaxia Taiwan change its painting style?

As a result, more and more foreigners began to search for four words on their mobile phones-

Dialogue between the past and the present!

That's when it happened.

Sensing that the online audience had exceeded 800,000, Lu Ming quickly entered the state, and said neither humbly nor arrogantly:

"Hello audience, welcome to the Dialogue of the Past and the Present!"

"Today, we are going to talk to an emperor who has historically polarized merit and controversy."

"His name is—"

Lu Ming paused, and the hearts of the audience followed closely, only to hear him continue:

"Li Shimin!"

", it's Li Shimin, Emperor Taizongwen!"

"Hahaha, it's finally my favorite Emperor Taizong's turn!"

Many viewers who love Datang exploded instantly!

"Wait, isn't Emperor Taizong the ancestor of our Kimchi Country?"

"Hehe, what the ancestor of the Kimchi Country, that's the one-eyed dragon who was blinded by one eye from us!"

The Chinese audience was happy, and suddenly saw the untimely barrage of Kimchi Country.

All of a sudden, the fire is raging!

"Hemp, why don't you die if you don't want to die with the pickle man!"

"That is, Emperor Taizong is also something you can touch porcelain?"

"Wait, Emperor Taizong's actors won't let us down, you will look good when the time comes!"

The Chinese audience is still very confident in Lu Ming's "casting".

Hearing this, some of the Kimchi Country viewers frowned, and they had a bad premonition in their hearts.

Lu Ming noticed these barrages, and he was also angry.

Over the years, it has become commonplace for Kimchi to use the Chinese civilization to apply for the World Heritage Site, and it is commonplace to say that this ancestor is theirs and that traditional culture is theirs, and even the Chinese characters are said to be them, which is simply shameless to the extreme.

What's even more annoying is that in their historical drama, they actually preached that Goguryeo was their most powerful dynasty, and it was also written that they shot Li Shimin blind in one eye, made him kneel and beg for mercy, and cut the ground to ask for their forgiveness!

It's just rubbing the face of the Chinese people on the ground!

"When I see Emperor Taizong, I have to let him take a good look at the drama you made!" ’

Lu Ming secretly made up his mind that he had to abuse the kimchi man this time!

But for now, he could only suppress his anger for the time being, and continued:

"Emperor Taizong has always been a bright star in Chinese history."

"In terms of his merits, he is the posture of the dragon and phoenix, the Tang Taiwei of the watch of the sky, Situ, Shangshu Ling, Zhongshu Ling, Shaanxi Dongdao Daxingtai Shangshuling, Yizhou Daoxingtai Shangshuling, Yongzhou Mu, Liangzhou Governor, General Wuhou of the Left Queen, General of the Left and Right Twelve Wei, Shangzhuguo, King Qin, General Tiance, Tian Khan, Emperor Taizongwen!"

"But in terms of action, there is also a lot of controversy!"

Lu Ming thought for a moment and added, "Even, it's bigger than the First Emperor!" ”

As soon as the words came out, it immediately attracted the interest of many audiences!

Some viewers were surprised:

"Is there an emperor who is more controversial than the First Emperor in these years?"

"That's right, I think the First Emperor has been infamous for thousands of years, and he should be the most controversial!"

"In other words, Li Shimin really has so many titles and credits, it won't be blown out, right?"

"Hehe, what is there to brag about a person who kills his brother and kills his brother and occupies his brother-in-law, Li Shimin is a scum!"

"Noise! Upstairs, you can be dark at this point, what do you say about Li Shimin as the emperor? ”

Before I saw Emperor Taizong, the barrage was already full of noise.

Many people who originally thought that there was not much controversy suddenly fell silent.

Good guy, when the dialogue with the First Emperor, it was more exciting than the other, the barrage was full of praise, and the praise of Li Shimin's scolding was simply polarizing!

In this way, some people who did not know Emperor Taizong suddenly became more interested in him.

Lu Ming continued: "So, what kind of emperor is Emperor Taizong in history? ”

What are his merits and demerits, and what kind of intention does he have to create a prosperous era of the Tang Dynasty?

Gentlemen and I, open this page—"

Lu Ming said, his footsteps stepped back step by step.

The stone-carved war horse on the left suddenly seemed to come to life, raised its front hooves, neighed, and began to gallop through the library.

The world in the library is changing from star to star.

Where the war horse has stepped on, there are three mountains and five mountains, mountains and rivers, and vast grasslands.

The sound of feathered arrows, the tapping and cries of war horses, and the "thump" of weapons colliding resounded through time and space.

The audience was immediately fascinated by it, and only felt as if all this was happening around them, as if they had returned to the ancient battlefield.

And when they looked closely, they noticed that there were a total of six stone war horses!

And each horse was extremely strong at the beginning, and in the end, it was either too tired, or it was hit by several feathered arrows in its body, and the blood flowed endlessly, and it was dying.

"Shivachi ......"

"White Hoof Black ......"

"Purple ......"

"Fist ......"

When each horse died, a man in armor squatted beside them.

The man's voice was low, choked up several times, and he mourned the death of each of his horses......

And his appearance has also changed from young to middle-aged and old.

Someone who was attentive quickly counted and found that Fist Mao had the most arrows on his body.

A total of 9 arrows!

Lu Ming's footsteps were still retreating, and before the audience officially saw Li Shimin, they had already felt a little bit of his demeanor from this war horse.

Almost every war horse was killed by several arrows.

And what kind of charge does an emperor have to charge into battle to be able to face such a huge crisis several times?

There are a few strokes in the history books, all of which are written about who he defeated, what 3,000 broke 100,000, what captured the two kings in a battle, but has anyone ever recorded, what about the emperor's injuries?

The arrow will never be the general on the horse.

War horses are still like this, let alone people on horses?

And it is such an emperor, and the last nickname is actually Emperor Wen!

Some people who had never known Li Shimin carefully suddenly realized that this emperor was about to be talked to by Lu Ming.

In terms of cultural and martial arts, there may be a more prosperous Yongle style.

In their minds, a sentence suddenly popped up:

The spring breeze is proud, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day.

Rumble!

In the next second, the world around Lu Ming changed abruptly, appearing in a majestic palace!