"That stinky old man, he gave the wrong lesson, but he poured his anger on us!"

"That's it, that's it!"

"It's unreasonable to even deduct credits!"

"It's crazy. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

In the cafeteria at noon, several boys from the Astronomy 08-1 class sat at the table with a depressed face, stuffing food into their mouths while talking indignantly about Professor Tesla's barbaric behavior.

Zheng Qing sat in the middle of several people, listening to these complaints, stirred the five-bean soup in the bowl with affection, and sighed.

In the morning alchemy class, the old-fashioned old professor was very dissatisfied with the performance of the astronomy 08-1 class that he didn't understand but didn't ask.

So, from the principles of life of an alchemist, to the basic qualities that should be possessed in learning alchemy, to what is the correct attitude and academic requirements as a first-class university student. Professor Tesla roared for more than half an hour, giving each newcomer a baptism of soul.

At the end of the day, before the end of class, the old professor not only asked the students in the class to copy the school motto a hundred times, but also waved a pen and ticked off a credit for each of them.

"Thankfully, the school motto is only eight words...... And only one point was deducted from the credit. Zheng Qing scooped a spoonful of beans, stuffed them into his mouth, and chewed with a puffed mouth: "It's only the first month, work hard, and you can make up for it later." ”

"It's only been the first month that I've deducted one point, boss!" Duan Xiao shouted, "I didn't even earn a single credit, so I was deducted as a negative number." ”

"Didn't Lao Yao say that an invitation letter gives zero points a credit?" Zheng Qing poked the thin crisp on the plate and asked in surprise, "I remember how many invitations you also received?"

"Lost. Duan Xiaojian blushed rarely, stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth, and muttered: "It was originally placed on the bed in the dormitory, but I don't know when it disappeared." Moreover, even if I didn't lose it, I only received a total of three invitations, and I couldn't close the hole for a single credit. ”

Zheng Qing thought of his drawer of invitations, smacked his lips, and finally couldn't bear to mock him.

"This can also be lost!" The fat man who was burying his face in the bowl on the side raised his head, ignoring the dripping soup at the corner of his mouth, and said sadly: "If it were me, I would like to carry it in my pocket twenty-four hours a day!"

"Do you have to eat like this?!" Zhang Jixin, who was sitting on the other side, stared at a pair of bull's eyes and made a rattling of the dried fruits in his hand.

"Otherwise, you feed me?" Fat Xin did not hesitate to throw out a big move, making the opponent dumbfounded.

"Is the bowl flower so powerful?" Duan Xiaojian curiously poked Xiao Xiao, who was eating quietly, and wondered, "Is he pretending?" ”

"Try this!" Zhang Jixin took a piece of croissant from the table, stuffed it into the fat man's hand, and threatened: "This is not a bowl, you dare to get rid of it, I will feed you a belly of soil!"

Fat Xin sneered, raised the croissant in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth.

Then, in full view of everyone, his hand shook violently for a moment as if it had been stung.

The crispy and browned bread coated in butter and honey rolled into the dust.

"It's too exaggerated!" Duan Xiaojian dragged a long tone, with an expression of 'you must be lying to me': "This is bread, not a bowl, how can you say it." ”

"If you don't believe it, try to pick up a few bowl flowers yourself. The fat man snorted, his face full of displeasure, and he buried his head in the big plate in front of him again and began to eat.

"'Dawanhua' is just a distinctive name based on its effect. Just as there are more than 100 kinds of grass in 'Hyakkudo', 'Sanwei Study' is not a three-flavor bookhouse. Xiao Xiao finally put down the food in his hand, raised his head, and did a little science popularization to these lonely companions in front of him: "Therefore, the curse of hitting the bowl flower is not only for the bowl, to be precise, this curse is aimed at the hand of the wizard, or rather, the action of the wizard 'eating with his hands'." ”

"In other words, if you don't eat with your hands, doesn't it matter?" Zheng Qing was very interested in this detail: "How does this curse know that I am eating with my hands and not doing anything else?"

"Whether you know the curse or not, depends on whether you know it or not. Zhang Jixin interjected next to him: "I have an impression of this." Many curses are based on the thoughts of the host itself. For example, if you want to eat, then you will definitely eat what you get, and at this time the curse will attack. ”

"Bingo!" Xiao Xiao nodded, with a teachable expression.

"So suppose," Zheng Qing became more and more interested: "Suppose, the fat man Xin is hungry." ”

"You're the fat man!" Xin raised his head with a sad face: "I'm just stronger." ”

Zhang Jixin exaggerated 'haha' twice.

"Oh," Zheng Qing changed his words very apologetically: "Suppose, classmate Xin is hungry." Then he picks up a piece of bread, and at this time, if he subconsciously does not regard bread as food, or does not treat his mouth as his mouth...... Well, for example, in his consciousness, bread is a piece of paper and his mouth is a shredder. In this case, the bread will not fall to the ground. ”

"Your mouth is the shredder. Fat Xin finally had no appetite, pushed away the plate in frustration, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and began to wipe his mouth.

"Crazy. Xiao Xiao looked at Zheng Qing with a hellish look: "Do you mean distorting consciousness? to distort your consciousness for the sake of a big fart...... Do you know what you're doing? There's nothing more dangerous for a wizard than a distorted mind. Don't even think about it!"

"Is it dangerous?" Zheng Qing was a little surprised: "I mean simply hypnotize yourself." ”

"For wizards, hypnosis can only deceive your five senses, but it cannot deceive your consciousness. Xiao Xiao pondered for a moment and forcibly gave an example: "For example, if you look at a mountain and see a mountain if you don't see a mountain, but the mountain is still there." ”

Zheng Qing listened to this example with some blankness, saying that he couldn't understand it.

"If you have time to discuss these messy things, you might as well think about what Lao Yao's spell is all about. After wiping his mouth, the fat man knocked on the table impatiently, and shouted: "Or who hurry up and finish Professor Li Qihuang's homework, let me refer to it." ”

"If I can still move after that afternoon class, I'll let you copy it. Duan Xiaojian wailed, and plunged into the arms of the fat man: "Fat brother, what's the matter, the teacher of the combat class said that I want to be his sparring partner in this class!"

Zheng Qing waved his hand and summoned a group of elves from the cafeteria.

After they took away the leftovers on the table, he stretched his waist, burped with satisfaction, and sighed: "Saion knows if he is a blessing, maybe the teacher will see that you are sparring hard, and give you a little compensation from the credits." ”

Duan Xiaojian immediately straightened up,

"In this way, the possibility is quite large!"

The simple-minded young wizard immediately became elated again.