Chapter 17: Twenty seconds like this
The broom head is a little afraid to gamble, and his illness has traveled all over the major hospitals, visited countless famous doctors, and it can't be cured at all, and now hope is in front of him, how can he not try?
In the end, the broom head hesitated for a long time and still accepted his fate.
"Okay, I'll knock!"
After speaking, he really knelt down in front of Song Yu.
"Third brother!"
Several people still wanted to pull him, but they were all thrown away by him, and the solemn head knocked down.
"You can't do this, you have to make your voice ring, your head will bleed, and you will have to knock ten." Song Yu opened his mouth and took a sip of wine, and the noble beauty Qin Xuewu next to him hurriedly poured it again.
This situation looks like a magic stick in the eyes of everyone, as if two people are deceiving people together.
A noble and charming beauty, but incomparably licking a young man, this picture looks too discordant.
"You...... Didn't you just say three? How did it become ten now? The broom head cried unwillingly.
"Just now, now is now, if you don't knock again, twenty!"
"I ...... I'm knocking! ”
The broom head hesitated, but still knocked his head down, no matter how important his face is, his life is not important.
"Dance, count!"
"One, two......" Qin Xuewu began to count, this situation is more like a god stick in the eyes of everyone, but such a beautiful and gentle woman is a god stick, which simply subverts their three views.
Bang bang bang!
The broom head touched the ground with his head, and the bang sounded, and the kid gritted his teeth while knocking, he had already calculated clearly, knock first, be pious, and if it didn't work, it would be up to Lao Tzu to fix you.
To put it bluntly, he was also gambling, if Song Yu really couldn't cure him, he would definitely kill him.
When this kid finishes knocking his ten heads, his head is already blurred with flesh and blood, and it looks really miserable.
"Sir, I'm done, please save my life."
After kowtowing, he also bowed to Song Yu with great reverence.
Song Yu also nodded secretly in his eyes, this kid seems to be a person who does big things, and he can endure it.
"Alright, you've been cured, get up!"
Song Yu slapped him twice on the shoulder and motioned for him to get up.
"What? All right? ”
The broom knelt on the ground with a confused face, he was still sick just now, and it was fine after kowtowing, how is this possible?
The others were also confused, always feeling that Song Yu was deliberately punishing this bully and hooligan, just kowtow a few times, what are you kidding? Almost no one believed it.
"What? If you don't want to get up, if you don't want to get up, you will knock ten more. Song Yu said, but this time he no longer had a stiff face, but a little smile on his face.
"Remember, remember!"
The broom head hurriedly got up and moved his body, and a man came over and hurriedly wiped the blood from his forehead.
"Huh? How do I feel so good? "The more this kid moves, the more excited he gets, and the more he moves, the happier he becomes.
The previous gloomy and irritable feeling is gone, the hands and feet have become warm, the heart seems to have moved away from a mountain, and even the mind has become extremely clear, and that mental state is like seeing the moon through the clouds.
Thump!
The broom's head suddenly knocked down, "Thank you Mr. for saving my life, my life will be your life in the future, my daughter-in-law will be your daughter-in-law, I will not hesitate to go to the soup for my husband, whoever dares to go against Mr. is against me Zhu San!" ”
He was really very pious this time, and he didn't have the discomfort of being pretentious before.
"What? Really good? Everyone was in an uproar, no one expected that he would really cure the disease after kowtowing a few times.
But what people say in their own mouths, kowtowing is so pious, can it still be fake?
"It's amazing!"
"It's just Hua Tuo alive."
"Sure enough, the master is in the people, the small is hidden in the wild, and the big hidden is hidden in the city."
Everyone talked about it, and there were many people, and the eyes of many people looking at Song Yu were full of admiration.
There were a few beautiful waitresses who looked at Song Yu with even brighter eyes, feeling that this person was really awesome, and he could cure the disease with a few kowtows, which they didn't dare to imagine before.
Listening to everyone's discussions, Song Yu shook his head, in the eyes of others, it would be good to kowtow a few times on the broom, but in fact, he did it on purpose.
This kid's yin qi is accumulated in his head, if you think about it, there is yin qi in his head, how can his state be good? He made him kowtow in order to invigorate blood and dispel stasis and spread yin qi, as for making him kowtow ten heads, it was just to punish him.
And the real mystery lies in the few times he pats the broom on the head.
Don't look at it as a simple shot, but he injected true qi into his body, eliminating the turbid qi in his body, no wonder he is no longer good.
"Alright, fuck off." Song Yu waved his hand and signaled that the broom head could be rolled.
"Sir, what's going on with me, what's going on with that sickness?" After the broom head got up, he refused to leave, and asked about the man's roots.
"Say whatever you want to say directly." Song Yu said impatiently.
"I mean...... Can you hold on for a few minutes now? The broom head said with an embarrassed face.
As soon as she heard him, the bewitching girl also looked at Song Yu with a hint of expectation in her eyes.
"You, three seconds before, twenty seconds now, no problem." Song Yu said with a smile.
"Ah, twenty seconds?" The broom head looked depressed, but thinking about twenty seconds is a big improvement compared to the previous three seconds, which is how many times the previous one.
Thinking so, he quickly turned cloudy.
"Let's go, I'm going to kill you!"
He raised his hand to wrap his arms around the bewitching girl's waist and left, and one hand unconsciously pinched the white flesh around her waist.
"I'll go!"
Everyone looked dumbfounded, you will be like this for twenty seconds, and you will not be able to go to heaven for thirty seconds.
Besides, Lao Tzu hasn't spoken for half an hour.
But think about it, going from three seconds to twenty seconds is a huge change, no wonder people are so excited, and the eyes of that bewitching girl are quite expectant.
Now everyone understands that the reason why this kid brought a scantily clad bewitching girl by his side was entirely to save face, just to cover up his shortcomings, otherwise normal people who always hold a scantily clad girl in their arms.
As the saying goes, the more you can't do it, the more you cover it up, but if you really do it, you won't be able to.
"Sir!"
It's just that the broom head that seemed to be going away suddenly returned.
"Actually, I still haven't figured it out, how can you see my illness and know that I'm dying?" His attitude towards Song Yudao has also become extremely respectful.
Song Yu smiled.
"If I'm not mistaken, someone in your family should have died of sheep epilepsy, yes or no?"
"Yes, yes, exactly, my grandfather died of sheep madness." Zhu Sansan's mouth was open, with an expression of disbelief.
"And your family lives in a bungalow, right?"
"Yes, yes, sir, how do you know?"
Song Yu smiled, "That's right, your illness is actually a precursor to sheep epilepsy, the reason why you get this disease is because your ancestral house is built on the tomb, and the yin qi is too heavy over time, and you are attacked by yin qi every day, so you suffer from this disease." ”