Chapter 139: Senior Sister, I'm Coming!
Now Ye Fan is very short of money, and the most important thing is to go to see Liu Yun'er in a beautiful way, otherwise he will be looked down upon by that girl when he sees him.
Just that little girl, who is aggressive and fierce with her waist crossed, he can't give up when he thinks about it now.
You have to make money as soon as possible!
But how to make money is a problem.
Fortunately, he is still a miracle doctor, knows acupuncture and moxibustion, understands medical skills, not only has strong martial arts, but also is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.
The three masters cultivated himself carefully, and he didn't believe that he couldn't make money.
Dare to love, this kid also has three masters, the master is lonely and windy, and he walks alone in the world with martial arts, creating a legend in the world.
The second master, Xu Zhenzi, was amazed by his medical skills, and cultivated medical talents such as his senior sister Luo Yishui, and was respected as a goddess doctor by those ordinary people.
The third master, Qi Xiangyun, is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, cultivated the thorny rose of the second senior sister, and created a huge force in the bustling city.
And when the master found out that he was gifted and a rare genius in 10,000 years, he even coaxed him to go up the mountain, and finally combined the strength of the three masters to cultivate him.
His achievements in medicine have even surpassed the second master Xu Zhenzi, the thirteen needles of the ghost gate, and he even deduced two more needles by himself, called the fifteen needles of the ghost gate.
His attainments in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, even if they are not as good as the second senior sister, are almost the same.
Later, because he made a lot of trouble on the mountain, the three masters had no choice but to drive him down the mountain and let him go down the mountain to harm his fiancée and two senior sisters.
The Master told him that he was invincible in the worldly world, and that no one was his opponent except for those old monsters who were not born.
And the second master gave him a marriage letter when he came down the mountain.
The most awesome thing is that he was still born with a unicorn kidney, and the royal girl is as easy as eating, so in Ye Fan's eyes, he is destined to have many sons and multiple wives in his life.
He had even planned to take down his mother-in-law when the time came.
Children only do multiple-choice questions, and a character like him Ye Fan is, of course, he has to accept all the mother and daughter.
Life and death are downbeat, and if you don't accept it, you will do it!
He didn't believe that there was an opponent in this world.
It's just that the reality poured a basin of cold water on him, and after two days of coming, he not only didn't make any money, but was also deceived, he felt that this was definitely a black spot in his life.
The two senior sisters can break out of the world, why can't they?
Lao Tzu is a genius cultivated by the three masters, and the living can still suffocate urine?
So the top priority is to make money, or not to be looked down upon by the senior sisters.
It is worthy of being a genius cultivated by the three masters, and he quickly thought that he should use his advantages to make money by treating diseases with his amazing medical skills, at least he must earn the money for food first, and he can't grab it again, right? It's too insulting for him to be a martial arts master.
So, Ye Fan first went to steal a piece of cloth, stole two bamboo poles, and forced a primary school student to help him write a few words: Wonderful hands rejuvenation!
After preparing all this, Ye Fan found a place where there was still a lot of people, followed the example of those Taoist priests, raised banners, and set up stalls.
Sitting behind the stall, he was already fantasizing about the scene of rolling money, and he even thought of the senior sister seeing him driving a luxury sports car.
Unfortunately, he waited for two hours, and none of them came to see him.
"Fuck, Lao Tzu's medical skills are shocking, why is there no one?"
Ye Fan didn't believe in evil, so he had no choice but to put down his body and start shouting.
"Don't miss it when you pass by, everyone looks here, I treat all kinds of incurable diseases, rheumatism, tuberculosis, bald sores I can treat, especially for women's dysmenorrhea, fallopian tube blockage, everyone took a walk and took a look, have seen it!"
As a result, he shouted for a long time and still no one came.
"Look at that kid, a thief, he looks like a liar."
"It's been a long time since I've taken a shower, and I can smell a sour smell from afar."
"People are not ancient these days, who can treat gynecological diseases?"
There were also people talking about him, but no one came, and those who passed by stayed away from him.
Ye Fan is so depressed, don't you know Lao Tzu's methods, and you can see the miracle doctor?
Gollum!
He heard his stomach ringing, hungry.
If you can't make any more money, you'll have to drink the northwest wind.
Not bad, just as he was waiting impatiently, at last a woman with a fat face that was deformed led by a little fat child.
As soon as Ye Fan saw the guest, he hurriedly stood up, "Madam, what kind of illness do you want to see?" Is it infertility or increased vaginal discharge? ”
"Why do you have more vaginal discharge, let me ask you, can you let my son have a baby?" The fat woman said with a tiger face.
"I can't do that." Ye Fan said with a bitter face.
"Liar!" The fat woman cursed, turned and left.
"Malegobi!" Ye Fan almost didn't spit out the dirty words, you let Lao Tzu give birth to a child? How is it exactly the same as a brain that is not developed?
"This little gentleman, can you treat malignant tumors?" An old lady suddenly walked over and asked.
"I can really cure this." Ye Fan hurriedly said.
"Then how do you charge for it?" The old lady seemed to be a warm-hearted person and asked tightly.
"Ten thousand." Ye Fan stretched out a finger, and said in his heart that he would focus on it first, solve the problem of food and clothing first, and it would not be too late to eat and drink more.
Originally, he planned to ask for hundreds of thousands.
"Eighteen thousand?"
The old lady's eyes widened, "The medicine sold over there is only 16,000." ”
"It's not a good thing to learn well at a young age, to learn from others to deceive people, and to buy and sell." The old lady went away after saying that, and regarded him as a pourer.
"Hey, old lady, I'm talking about 10,000, no...... It's eighteen thousand. Ye Fan hurriedly said, in order to let his wife hear clearly, he also deliberately lengthened his breath.
"Ah, you want 118,000? This is too dark, and you can make tens of thousands of dollars as soon as you turn your hands. ”
The old lady shook her head and hurried away, "What a liar! ”
"This ......" Ye Fan was speechless, what is wrong with these people, can't they understand the words? Or do you have a big tongue yourself?
He stroked his tongue and felt it himself, it was really a bit big.
As a result, the two left, and no one came for a long time, and many people even fanned their noses to avoid him.
"Hey, it's too difficult to make some money, no wonder Master asked me to learn more from the two senior sisters!" Ye Fan shook his head again and again.
In the end, he didn't have a trick, he planned to go to the senior sister first, and let her borrow some money from himself first, at least solve the problem of food and clothing first.
Only when you are full of warmth can you think of lust, and you are hungry and think of a fart beauty.
However, even so, he still thought of the goddess-like face and white and tender body of the senior sister.
"Hehe, Lao Tzu is a unicorn kidney, I'm here, senior sister!"
He went to his senior sister with an obscene face.