As far as I know, Lijing has always been very upright in matters of Fengyue because he was disgusted with his old man's broken sleeves. There are many beauties in the dormitory, all of whom have big breasts, thin waists and long legs. At that time, I was a man, and although the color did not change much, my breasts were really flat. Listening to his remarks, the fright can be imagined.

He thought that he had already consulted with me, and he came to strip me of his clothes. I defended the placket with all my might. He exasperated, "Why are you doing so much when you have acquiesced?"

You need to know that this Shenjun had no words at that time, and he was not acquiescing, but he was stupid for a moment.

The first time he saw me, he picked up my clothes, and he came back again after only ten days. The clay man still has a three-point earthy character, not to mention that at that time, I also occupied an immortal position and was crowned a god.

I couldn't bear it anymore, so I slashed him out with a knife and put him to the ground. How do you know that the force is too heavy, and it happens to slash at the Tianzhu point behind his neck, and by chance, he faints. The smell of alcohol weighing heavily on my stomach, from head to toe.

In this way, I pondered that all of his actions were drunk, so I didn't care much about it. Thinking about the coldness on the ground, he hugged the quilt on the bed, wrapped him in a random manner, rolled him up and pushed him to the foot of the bed, and went to sleep on the bed.

Early the next morning, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw him, lying pitifully on the edge of my bed with the quilt from last night, frowning and rubbing his neck: "Why do I sleep with you?"

I weighed it in my chest, weighed it again, and said slowly: "You drank wine last night, and the third watch ran to my room and said that he was happy with me and wanted to sleep with me. ”

His hand grabbing his hair froze in mid-air, his face pale and pale, lined with a handful of messy hair like a bird's nest, like an egg in a soup bowl. After a while, he stammered: "I, I'm not a broken sleeve." I, if I'm that, how can I tell my sister to be your daughter-in-law?"

I folded my shirt and said with relief, "Admittedly, you're not a broken sleeve. ”

But I didn't want my action of pulling the placket to deeply stimulate him.

He raised his right hand and pointed at me tremblingly: "You, you are so, distinct, but you are afraid of being taken advantage of by me." ”

I was stunned for a moment, and then said abruptly, "It's true that you almost ripped off my clothes last night." ”

After that, he didn't leave the mirror for several days. He had been harassing me almost every day, but there was no news.

Speaking with a conscience, although he is a noisy person in the mirror, the wine he brings is delicious, and it is also pleasant to fight cocks and crickets with him. Therefore, I have not seen him for a few days, and I miss him very much.

Princess Rouge invited me to visit the back garden. I didn't want to talk about his brother. I realized that I had been sleeping in the willows every night in the past few days, and I was living a very debauched life.

Rouge was careful and obedient, and said worriedly: "Isn't there something wrong with Shenjun and the second brother, but in the past, the two of you were like conjoined beings, and they were inseparable every day." ”

I touched the back of my head and thought that I had been in harmony with him except for his drunken attempt to molest me that night. Brothers are like clothes, and wives are like siblings. He and his siblings did the great thing of multiplying incense, and it was superfluous to add clothes. It is an elegant thing for a beauty to be hugging, and a man standing next to you is staring at the beauty in your arms, but it is a little too elegant. Even though I am not a man, I will never covet the beauty in his arms. But he didn't know that he must take precautions. It's not easy to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man with many wives. Thinking about this, I understand him very much.

Rouge looked at me and asked me what was going on. I thought it was hard to talk to her. was embarrassed for a long time, so I found a reason casually and prevaricated in the past.

Not long after, it was the first day of February.

The Great Ziming Palace is full of lights, and my food has also improved a lot.

Since receiving my letter, because of the relief, Ling Yu can barely live in peace. Sending him out of the palace was a matter of great secrecy, and I did not mention it in my letter. As the wedding date approached, he inevitably began to panic again. In the morning alone, I bit my tongue once, took poison once, and hanged once, which is very tossing.

I walked back and forth in the wing room ten times, and I still had to go to the dormitory where I was off the mirror, and discuss with him to see if I could advance the plan by a day.

When he arrived in front of the bedroom hall, he was stopped by two palace ladies, saying that His Royal Highness the second prince had taken the two ladies out on a safari and was not in the palace. I thought about it left and right, so I had to leave a message to Gong'e, and when His Royal Highness the Second Prince returned to the palace, I bothered her to report to the two of them, saying that Si Yin Shenjun had an interesting trick and wanted to play it with him.

I sat in the room and ate melon seeds for a long time, but before I left the mirror, I waited for my master Mo Yuan.

Mo Yuan had a quilt under his armpit, and a figure was wrapped in the group, which described it as Ling Yu, the ninth senior brother who attempted suicide.

One of my melon seed shells was stuck in my throat, and my face was bruised. He looked at me with a frown, came over and patted me on the chest.

I coughed up the melon seed shell, thinking that I could finally escape today and no longer have to be afraid of Ling Yudan, and I was very happy.

He put down Ling Yu and hugged me, clasped my waist tightly, and let go after a while, and said lightly: "Yes, Ling Yu has lost a lot of weight, Xiao Seventeen, you have gained a lot of weight, and it doesn't necessarily mean that we will suffer." ”

I smiled, took a handful of melon seeds and handed them to him: "Master, you eat melon seeds." ”

Our escape that night did not go well.

Qing Cang captured me and Ling Yu, even though he was full of admiration for Ling Yu, but Ling Yu didn't comply, it was a compulsion. Mo Yuan took into account the friendship between the god clan and the ghost clan, and did not meet each other, but only sneaked into the Great Ziming Palace in a low-key manner to bring me and Ling Yu back, which was already a very face-selling for him. However, he was very ignorant, and he actually transferred troops to block the palace gate in the future, wanting to take us. It's no wonder that Mo Yuan couldn't bear it anymore and went on a killing spree.

Ling Yuyin has been asleep and has not seen that scene. I looked at the blood-splattered heads in front of me, but I was terrified.

Mo Yuan has never been defeated. When I jumped out of the palace gate with Ling Yu and me, I looked back and saw Qing Cang holding a square painting halberd, standing in a pool of dark red blood, his eyes were about to split.

I never saw anything off the camera.

Mo Yuan carried me and Ling Yu from the Great Ziming Palace to Kunlun Xu, speechless all the way, Ling Yu was still faint, and he was even more speechless.

It will be a night that I will never forget, but I will never remember it again.

After rushing back to Kunlunxu, Mo Yuan entrusted Ling Yu to the fourth senior brother to take care of, and hurriedly led me to his pill pharmacy, where a splitter knocked me unconscious and locked me in his alchemy furnace.

When I first woke up, I still thought that this might be Mo Yuan's punishment, warning me that I didn't take good care of Ling Yu, causing him to be injured for more than half a month, and he lost a lot of weight.

But suddenly I heard thunder in the sky.

At that time, I realized that this was my natural disaster. Mo Yuan placed me here, which should be to let me avoid calamity.

Although I was born with an immortal fetus, I have to have a future, and I have to rely on myself to break the road. From ordinary immortals to immortals, and then from immortals to gods, as little as 70,000 years, as much as 140,000 years, two calamities. If you can withstand it, you will live and be in harmony with the sky, and if you can't withstand it, you will die.

At that time, I had been following Mo Yuan for 20,000 years. It stands to reason that it is not a problem to deduce when, where, and in what form the catastrophe will fall, and then rehearse some methods of the tribulation in advance. But because I have always hated the art of deduction, I only think that those Impas are extremely boring, and every time Mo Yuan teaches, he actively dozes off, so that after studying for a long time, he can only calculate the life of a mortal in a trance. Even so, five or six times out of ten, it still missed.

I know very well that my Tao is thin and shallow, and I have cultivated like this for such a calamity, but it is like cutting out a salted duck egg in the stomach of a chicken, which is really impossible.

Fortunately, for 70,000 years, I have been living a free life. Even if the soul is scattered in an instant, there is no regret. is to look at this catastrophe quite lightly. I only knew that it was the next year, and the others were at a loss.

I nested in the alchemy furnace for a long time, and then I suddenly remembered that I was hiding here, but I was looking for someone to replace me. It is necessary to know that the reason why the Heavenly Tribulation is a Heavenly Tribulation is naturally not comparable to the ordinary Tribulation, and once it falls, it must be dealt with by the person, and it is settled.

The thunder shook my mind blank, and I tried all my best to get out of the furnace, but I couldn't. For the first time, I realized that my 20,000-year career as an artist had been a real bastard.

On the second day, the senior brother came to open the lid of the furnace and said earnestly: "Seventeen, yesterday the master stood next to this furnace and suffered three heavenly thunders for you, so you should learn some skills in the future." The next time you ascend to the gods, it will not be good to let the master help you through the tribulation. ”

Mo Yuan suffered the catastrophe on my behalf, and before I could climb out of the furnace, I had gone into retreat.

I knelt in front of his cave for three days, snorting with a handful of snot and tears, and said, "Master, are you seriously injured? Are you still cultivating well from this injury? The apprentice is really a bastard, and he will be tired of you all day long. You must not fall into the root of the disease, if you have a case, the apprentice can only stew himself to make a tonic soup for you. ”

There is only one time in my life when I cry so out of shape and sadly.

——————————————————- this time comes with a song for Master Mo Yuan, the pipa is really suitable for an ancient and upright fairy like Master, with headphones and speakers to pay tribute to Mo Ming's chess skills. After a long time in the selection, the lyrics are as follows: If you really can't listen to the URL under the chain, Ha "Hao Shui Mo Negative" autumn night breeze passes, I don't know who broke the bowels of the autumn night, the boundless west wind rose lightly, the green waves sighed between the red and green leaves, who pity the drizzle, the dream back to the small building, last night blew through the jade sheng, the cold pole, looked at the long sky, remembered his year, forgot the life and death of the world, the most difficult is the most difficult to Yingying, the veins are difficult to break between the water, the vicissitudes of the sea, the iron riding on the top of the Helan Mountain, the beauty looks at the chaotic red flying shadow, obliquely drunk, wakes up and sleeps in the dream, I don't see the Yiren, who changes the time for the blue water, the bright moon embraces each other, the moon embraces each other, the remnant willow Qingquan has a blood-dripping sword in his hand, kills thousands of people, drinks blood, and the horses neigh, the drums and trumpets sound in unison, the clouds do not disperse, the thoughts are bleak, the water is long, the lovesick tears are quietly counted, the flowers sigh, the year looks at the wind and the moon, the green magpie cuts the brocade words, the song is wandering, the dance is messy, the red candle is short, the night is long, the sky is empty, the tears are leaning on the railing, the sunset, the thousand mountains and the sunsetThe light is full of colorful clouds and smoke, looking at the broken sky, there is no return, the wild goose's heart is sad, the bones are left, but the world is vast and there is no complaint, just to protect the country's security, with the pride and ambition, pay the clouds and smoke to look at the west wind, turbid wine, drink a glass of the shallowest how many tears, infinite very nothing, actually get up in the autumn wind, hesitant to leave the hatred, the autumn night is cold, still hug for a long time, the pipa sighs lightly, the red note is not far away, it is a thousand years since the end of the world, since the war is gone, there is still a bright moon, clear water, the butterfly dances, prosperous, but the moment comes and goes, and the rush is also uninterrupted, and the feelings and grievances are scattered