Chapter 476: The Big Cow Bites the Two Dogs
"Do you mean we have to gather together and huddle together all the time?" said Shadow with a slight frown.
"It's not necessary, these days I think that Li Kui's injury has not recovered, and he doesn't dare to enter the imperial city, but after seven days, his injury is already healed, maybe he will launch a surprise attack in advance, and kill us by surprise, then it will be a little troublesome. Li Xuan said in a deep voice.
"To defeat or even kill this former Ghost Domain Daoist, now Li Kui, the only hope is that someone among us will break through the realm, so that his wishful thinking will fail, and he can win in one battle, as for whether he can be killed, it still depends on the will of heaven. Wang Zijian interjected.
"Realm breakthrough?" Tang Emperor Li Xuan couldn't help but sigh when he thought that he was already a human immortal, but the golden pill was a great achievement, and he was only afraid that it was a long way from the earth immortal realm.
"Realm breakthrough? Isn't this what we are talking about? Ergou, in the past few days, we have cultivated hard, and directly formed a golden pill, and when the time comes, we will give Li Kui a head-on blow, and our brother will become famous all over the world and be admired by all the people. Da Niu stood up and said excitedly.
"Yes, my two dogs have also formed a golden pill, and they will inevitably become one of the two strongest companions of the Shushan Sword Sect, when the time comes, we will crisscross the cultivation realm, and sweep all the true disciples of the mountain gate, and the reputation of the bull and dog brothers will rise, and whoever meets our brothers will run away, and it is the evil star of all the demons and demons, slaying demons and eliminating demons, and raising the righteousness of heaven and earth. Ergou's face turned into the color of pig liver with excitement, as if at this moment he had formed a golden pill, reigning over the world, and invincible.
"I don't mean you brothers, I mean Ye Xuan. With his state of mind and potential, forming a golden pill, although it cannot be said that it is as easy as a hand, but breaking through this barrier should be very promising. Wang Zijian glanced at Da Niu Ergou, and was a little crying and laughing.
"Ah, Senior Brother Zijian looks down on people. The big bull sat down angrily.
"It turned out that I didn't put the hope of saving the world to our brothers, alas, I wanted to play the role of the savior immortal, it seems that they are still optimistic about our boss as the protagonist, and we can only play a supporting role in accompanying the cultivator. Ergou said with an aggrieved face.
"Zijian, I'm really confused about how to form a golden pill, I haven't studied it carefully, and my cultivation in Shushan is also based on refining the body, supplemented by the innate evil qi turned into the Shushan Sword Technique. I originally wanted to continue to press the realm below the human immortal realm, and when I practiced in the cultivation realm in the future, I could pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and become a human immortal, is it that the realm is too high, and it is easy to directly scare the opponent away?" Ye Xuan said helplessly.
"Some of the outstanding disciples of those small mountain sects in the cultivation realm are also cultivators of the Human Immortal Realm, you are a disciple of Elder Wu Shang, how can you be so low in the realm? Isn't this a disgrace to the master?" Wang Zijian said with a smile.
"In this way, I think what Da Niu Ergou said is also reasonable, if the two of them can also break through to the human fairy realm and form a golden pill, our combat power will also increase significantly, it is better for the three of us to listen to the teachings of Senior Brother Zijian together, and see if we can break through together and form a golden pill, and the three of them will all be among the human immortals. Ye Xuan glanced at the aggrieved-looking big Niu Ergou brother, and then replied.
"Boss, that's a good point, I know that the boss has a good eye for heroes, and our brother is very talented, isn't it just to grow a golden pill in his stomach? Da Niu laughed.
"Big brother, after you eat the elixir, you always fart, if we form a golden pill, will we fart every day?" Ergou asked in a low voice.
"Don't say it, when you say that, I feel like another turbidity is about to leak out. Da Niu glared at Ergou angrily.
Ergou didn't answer, and pinched his nose directly, lest he smell his eldest brother's stinky fart, and his face turned red.
"Now there are fathers and emperors who have formed the golden pill, senior brother Zijian, senior sister Kongkong, and the Qinglong who formed the inner dan, although there are some differences between the giant beast inner pill and the golden pill of the cultivator, but it is the same, the experience of the knot can still be used for reference, please write your experience and perception of the knot, I and the two brothers of the big cow and the two dogs immediately retreated, and strive to form the golden pill within seven days, and achieve human immortals, which also troubles the senior brother Zijian to protect the Dharma for us. Ye Xuanzheng said.
Tang Emperor Li Xuan nodded, and then said: "Xuan'er, it seems that the victory or defeat of the battle in ten days will depend on you, cultivate well, have no distractions, Jinghe over there, I will help you watch." ”
Wang Zijian raised his hand, and there were ten more jade slips in his hand, and handed them to Tang Emperor Li Xuan, Shadow, Golden Pupil and Python, who had experience in knotting Dan, one by one, and then said: "Take the divine thought as the pen, leave a message in this jade slip, and even the breath meridian pictures that appear in your mind will be crossed into the jade slip, so that the three of them can easily read it." ”
"Da Niu, Ergou, come with me, let's go to the palace treasury, where is the most silent secret room, but the treasures that dazzle the world, there shouldn't be much temptation for you two cultivators, right?" Ye Xuan said to Da Niu Ergou.
"Why is it useless to have gold and silver treasures? We may be vulgar in the future, and buy a large field and hundreds of slaves and maids, and enjoy it. Da Niu said with a wistful face.
Ye Xuan completely ignored Da Niu and Ergou, set his eyes on Wang Zijian, and said: "Senior Sister Kongkong's experience of knotting, please trouble Senior Brother to run again, Kongkong and Feng'er are both in the princess's mansion, and after finishing the matter, come to the palace secret room to find me and Da Niu and them." ”
Wang Zijian nodded and floated away.
Ye Xuan, Da Niu and Ergou's journey to the Dan finally kicked off.
As soon as the butt sat down, Wang Zijian was about to start talking about his experience in Yudan, when Da Niu and Ergou got up almost at the same time, and Da Niu's eyes lit up, staring at the wall behind Wang Zijian.
"It's rare to come to the palace treasure house, boss, senior brother Zijian, our brother will visit first, rest assured, never steal the treasures in the treasure house, just look, look. After speaking, the big cow pulled the second dog and began to wander around the treasure house.
Wang Zijian frowned slightly, but still didn't speak, while Ye Xuan smiled: "Wait a minute, they don't get up and have a good time, it's not conducive to cultivation, these jewels, they will get tired of looking at it for a few hours, but the picture of a beautiful woman on the wall behind you, their brothers are only afraid that they will get tired of looking at it for a day or two, let them go." ”
Wang Zijian couldn't help but look back, but saw a picture of a beautiful woman hanging on the wall behind him, with a light gauze and white mist.
I felt that even though the beautiful women in the painting on the wall looked alive, they lacked a sense of reality and could not satisfy the inner desire of the big cow and two dogs, so they could only give up in the end, and then began to rummage through the gold, silver and jewelry, while throwing them around, while feeling a lot of emotion.
"This gold ingot, I'm afraid that it can buy all of our village, and even the beautiful young woman who sells buns at the head of the village can also buy it home. In the eyes of the big cow, the gold ingots in his hand gradually turned into a beautiful young woman, beckoning to himself and smiling.
"Da Niu, I know that you haven't forgotten the young woman who sells buns, okay, the young woman at the head of the village will give it to you, but the most beautiful village girl Ah Hua in the village who often washes clothes by the river at the end of the village is mine, I used two gold ingots to buy her home and give me a warm quilt. The two dogs held a gold ingot in each of their left hands, and their faces bloomed with a smile.
"Why is your Ah Hua two gold ingots, and my bun young woman is one gold ingot?" said Da Niu angrily.
"Nonsense, your women have been slept with by other men, of course it's cheaper, my Ah Hua is a yellow flower girl, and my second dog is her first man. Ergou said with a smug face.
"Fart, I saw that lame man in the neighboring village fooling around with Ah Hua in the wheat field, and I never told you that Ah Hua is not a good girl. Da Niu snorted coldly.
"Impossible, Ah Hua is not this kind of girl, absolutely not, Da Niu, you lied to me, when we left the village, she came to the entrance of the village to see me off, and she was very affectionate to me. If it weren't for the fact that cultivation must forget everything in the world and cut off the seven emotions and six desires, I would have married Ah Hua a long time ago. Ergou said angrily.
"Stupid, that lame man played with Ah Hua, and now she doesn't want Ah Hua anymore, that's why she flatters you, you say that a serious girl, come out so late, see you off, isn't it that the descendants in the village are pointing fingers at her, she feels that only you will marry her, you wake up. Da Niu said again.
"You think your young woman with buns is not coquettish, I saw with my own eyes that when the village chief bought her buns, he pinched her chest fiercely, and then walked away, you said that selling a bun was pinched, she had to sell hundreds of buns a day, no wonder the boobs were getting bigger and bigger, they were pinched bigger!" Ergou said sarcastically.
"What are you talking about, Ergou, such a woman who slanders your eldest brother, looking for death!" Da Niu roared and pressed Ergou to the ground.
Not to be outdone, the two dogs choked the throat of the big cow, and for a while the two scuffled, rolling around in the gold, silver and jewelry, and after a fierce battle, their nose and face were swollen, and their hair was unkempt.
Seeing that Da Niu Ergou had never got the woman in his mind in his mind in order to completely ignore it, and the brothers turned against each other, Ye Xuan and Wang Zijian couldn't help crying and laughing, and finally couldn't help laughing and laughing.