Wouldn't it be so easy to create a perfect New World again?

Chang'e raised her head and blinked her eyes, like starlight, staring at Hou Yi and said, "After so long with you, I don't know more and more that your words are true and that your words are false, and you have lied to me too many times." I believe everything you say now, I've been fooled by you!"

Hou Yi looked at Chang'e's gaze, his finger swept over Chang'e's eyebrows, and said, "You are quite stupid. ”

Chang'e pouted unconvinced, raised her pink arm, grabbed Hou Yi's fingers, and said: "I'm Bingxue smart, every time I answer half of the academy exam, I answer half of the paper, or you copy my paper, I don't know what you learn all day long?"

Hou Yi's fingers were pulled out of Chang'e's hand, and he deliberately teased her: "It's very simple, studying military strategy, handling government affairs, and bullying Chang'e." Actually, you didn't lie to me, you are 100% voluntary, it turns out that you are more anxious than me, you can't wait just after graduating from the academy, even if you are mature, you don't need to take the initiative to make a promise. ”

Chang'e shook her fist in front of her chest, expressing strong dissatisfaction, and said coquettishly: "I actually told a lie, obviously you couldn't help but hug me and started kissing, and then asked me how to continue, and asked me to show you a demonstration in person, and then I was fooled." ”

Hou Yi gritted his teeth and couldn't hold back his laughter, his expression was clearly acquiescing to what Chang'e said was true.

Chang'e gently touched Hou Yi's abdomen with a fist, and said, "Do you still need me to say what happened after that?" The face is so thick, black can be said to be white. I also preached to my sisters everywhere that I did you in the first place, not that you pushed me, and I still have to defend that you can't make useless excuses. ”

Hou Yi explained: "It's fun. Don't take it seriously. ”

"Is it fun?"

Chang'e protested seriously and said, "It's all your fault." I'm like a watery poplar, a slut who wants to see a man! I'm the most beautiful girl in the god world, and I love myself. I blame you. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have a big belly. Do you think I'm willing to marry you? If there is someone better than you, I won't want to marry. ”

Hou Yi counted another scene that night, and said: "I don't know who took the initiative to be my girlfriend, and later upgraded to a fiancée, and pestered me when I was young." Who led me to the back garden of her house at night, and said that he was afraid of the dark and wanted me to accompany him. If you don't want to, why do we have a tryst in the back garden filled with flowers at night?"

Chang'e's eyes widened, her face crimson and silent.

Hou Yi was not afraid of Chang'e's gaze, and continued: "As long as the two of us are together, can we have no accidents? Naturally, I have to cooperate with you. You are the first beautiful girl in the divine realm, how can I not be heroic and handsome. ”

"Hmph!" Chang'e turned her face away, refusing to admit it.

Hou Yi's fingers were boldly raised, twisted Chang'e's cheeks, and said proudly: "Who else can I marry if you don't marry?" ”

Chang'e gently pounded Hou Yi's chest with both hands. The movements looked very much like coquettishness, and the words were a little excited: "Who looks like you? I am my Chang'e, and I am not a female version of Houyi." Yes, I admit that I like you, so what? I'm just giving you one, am I still a dignified queen in the eyes of others?"

Chang'e's several question marks, Hou Yi was speechless.

Chang'e jade gestured with a knife in front of Hou Yi's neck. Said: "Who dares to mess with me? Not counting you, my father and queen mother are not easy to mess with." It's better to be your one day earlier than one day late. At least you'll always remember me, if you dare to forget me. I'll kill you first, and then I'll kill myself with you, and no one can snatch you from me forever. ”

Hou Yi flicked Chang'e's forehead with his fingers and said, "Are you willing to do it?" Don't do it when you do it, but you can't do it. You don't want me to die on you, do you? ”

Chang'e rubbed her forehead with her hand back, gritting her teeth as if she wanted to swallow Hou Yi one by one.

Hou Yi's words were even more presumptuous and teased Chang'e, and deliberately angry with her: "After you die, I will not make anyone the queen of the Moon Palace, I will find a blank that is very similar to yours to replace you." Chang Lan, Chang Xi, and Chang Ting are the best candidates, and I will have three Chang'e and three Phoenix Rabbits at that time. Ha Luha, it's very happy to think about, you can die with peace of mind, I will definitely miss you. ”

Chang'e Feng's eyes widened and glared at Hou Yi angrily, her pretty face turned white with anger, and she said fiercely: "You actually want me to die? Okay, I'll die for you! I'll pour you a place, you don't have to think about me anymore." ”

Saying that Chang'e was angry and turned around to leave, Hou Yi guessed that she either went back to the house to wipe her neck with a sword, or hanged herself with a streamer, which seemed to be a bit of a joke.

Hou Yi flew forward, hugged Chang'e from behind, and no matter how Chang'e beat him and stepped on his instep, Hou Yi would never let go.

During the dispute, Chang'e cried, tears hit the back of Hou Yi's hand around her waist, Chang'e lost her temper and shouted: "Don't you want me to die? Why are you still stopping me? Let me die, after I die, you can marry three little Chang'e." ”

Chang'e gave up beating Hou Yi, covered her eyes with her hands and cried non-stop, Hou Yi hurriedly turned her around, broke her hands with both hands, gently wiped away the tears on her face with her fingers, and comforted her softly to no avail.

In a blur of eyes, Chang'e saw Hou Yi treating herself with concern, and a hint of an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. Chang'e may be thinking in her heart, "If you want to make you cry, I'll show you, I'll let you be fooled once, and see who loses first." ”

Hou Yi didn't care too much, hugged Chang'e tightly and began to kiss her. At first, Chang'e also grabbed Hou Yi's back a few times and bit the tip of Hou Yi's tongue. Later, Chang'e didn't care about crying, and patronized and kissed Hou Yi, and kissed Hou Yi passionately. Hou Yi doubted that Chang'e at this time would not even be able to tell who she was.

As the lyrics say:

I love you, and I lost my laughing self

All the strength was used

It's okay, I don't really want to hear you say, I'm sorry

(The lyrics are from Xu Huixin's Don't Cry)

Hou Yi and Chang'e are enjoying a passionate kiss that they haven't seen for a long time. Suddenly, there were a few laughs among the flowers. Then a gust of fragrant wind surged, and twelve beautiful girls with flowers and branches flew out of the flowers. appeared behind Hou Yi and Chang'e.

These twelve beautiful girls are all living treasures born to the twenty-fourth concubine, and they have not married yet. All day long, they know that they spend money and play around like crazy, their mother can't control it, and Hou Yi doesn't bother to care about it.

Twelve beautiful girls shouted together: "Father and Emperor bullied Chang'e's mother, it's really not ashamed!" It turns out that Father is hiding from Chang'e's mother here, no wonder our mother can't find your shadow in the entire Heavenly Emperor Palace and Ice and Fire Mansion, it turns out that it's a cat here, and we have to quickly tell our mother to let them join forces to avenge Chang'e." ”

Hou Yi and Chang'e had to pause kissing, Hou Yi looked at his twelve eccentric and beautiful daughters and smiled bitterly at Chang'e: "What do you say they are doing here, it must be nothing good anyway." ”

Chang'e pushed Hou Yi away. He said, "Isn't that simple, I don't care if you want pocket money, if you don't believe it for a while, you have to shout, 'Dad, we've all spent all our pocket money, what should we do?'"

Hou Yi deliberately took advantage of Chang'e and said: "Yes, good daughter, really good! Dad, I will definitely give you pocket money!"

The twelve little princesses were all "giggling" when they heard Hou Yi say this.

Chang'e glanced at Hou Yi and said: "It's not serious, take advantage of me, see how I clean you up like this!"

Hou Yi took Chang'e's hand and said to the twelve little princesses with a smile: "How much pocket money are the good daughters going to ask for this time? Isn't the princesses' pocket money distributed by Guangming? If not, I will clean him up for you." I know where he went. ”

The twelve little princesses held the empty purse in both hands, looked at Hou Yi pitifully, and said in a very miserable tone, one after another: "This year's pocket money has been distributed." And we took it. ”

"100,000 taels of golden tickets per person, but it's not enough for us to spend, it's really not enough to spend. ”

"We almost sold all the jade ornaments in our room. If it weren't for our mother's refusal to sell it, we would have taken it out and sold it a long time ago. ”

"Father, you haven't been to see our mother for a long time. We can't steal your money while you're asleep. ”

"Our mother is still waiting for you stupidly in the Mingyue Palace. ”

"It's really a day and night, but I can't see the figure of my father. ”

"Our poor mother. If we are in a bad mood, we don't need pocket money. ”

"Father, when are you going to Mingyue Palace? ”

Faced with the daughters' grievances for Concubine Twenty-four, Hou Yi had to patiently explain: "I've been really busy lately, and I'm not just after the war, I still have to accompany Lin Shuangyun and Lin Jing'er now, and I can't be separated for a while." I took the time to stay with Chang'e for a while, and it won't be long before I go to Mingyue Palace, and I also want to be Concubine Twenty-four. ”

It's useless to just talk, the ghost will believe you!

Hou Yi didn't forget to advise: "Don't tell your mother that I have appeared here, otherwise don't ask me for a penny in the future." ”

As long as you give pocket money, you can say anything. The twelve little princesses agreed to Hou Yi with a "hmm" in unison.

Hou Yi instructed Chang'e: "Chang'e is in a good mood today, and each daughter will be rewarded with 50,000 taels of golden tickets." It's good to block their mouths, or the twenty-four concubines will have to make trouble with you, and you will never want to be quiet again. ”

Chang'e took out her purse knowingly, and each little princess issued a golden ticket with a denomination of 50,000 taels.

Chang'e's purse is full of large amounts of golden tickets, who asked her to take care of the money, this may be one of the purposes of her first dedication, all the money treasury of the Heavenly Emperor Palace and the Ice and Fire Mansion are under Chang'e's care. The important financial expenditures of the Heavenly Realm, including military spending, must be consulted by Chang'e before they can be issued, and she is the richest in the Houyi family, which shows that her original choice was the most correct, and she was indeed too smart.

After the twelve little princesses received the money, they ran out happily, and Chang'e did not forget to say to Hou Yi with a grudge: "All this money is deducted from your annual salary." ”

Hou Yi said with a hippie smile: "Okay, no problem, in addition to my annual salary, I also have my small treasury." Rest assured, I can't be poor, and the money in my hand is not much worse than yours, so I'm not afraid of you deducting it. ”

The Emperor of Heaven still has a small treasury, what is this doing? Predicting what will happen in the future, please see the following breakdown. (To be continued......)