Chapter 103: Fang Shou can also be a handsome uncle
At that moment when Fang Shou was about to fight with a few white-robed people, Fang Shou only felt that the world was spinning in front of him, and then ...... When he opened his eyes again, several people were missing from him, and even their positions had changed. He raised his head, stunned by the scene in front of him.
Above the head, I don't know what material it is made of, the huge ceiling is not revealing a white, holy light, and the blood-red cross in the middle of it is very conspicuous. White and red, overlapping holiness and blood, for a while, Fang Shou couldn't help but be stupid.
"This ......"
"Report the loss now. Fang Shou followed the sound and found that there was a huge round table in the center, and there were several people in different costumes sitting in twos and threes, and now it was an old man with a golden beard who had trimmed the crown on his head and said to a person in ninja costume on the side.
"......" The ninja was silent for a moment, then replied with some hesitation, "The Vanguard Legion has been wiped out. The God of War squad was furious, and the Yanhuang squad was gluttonous...... Oceania, Africa, Eastern Europe, South Asia...... All have fallen, and King Arthur's army could be erased by arrogance at any moment......"
"Yes. The old man closed his eyes in pain: "Isn't even the Holy Sword their opponent? ”
"Hush. Dead old man, are you kidding me?" Fang Shou turned his eyes and found that he was supposed to be wearing a suit at this time, and the few stars on his shoulders were extremely dazzling: "Are you going to give up this shijie now? How many people can you take with that so-called 'Noah's Ark'? Are you going to give up the people of the world who are still struggling?"
"......" The golden-bearded old man didn't speak, he lowered his head and didn't look at the angry face of the uniformed Fang Shou.
"Although the 'Seven Original Sins' and their army have caused great harm to this shijie. But...... "Fang Shouyi, who was excited, smashed the white hat in front of him into the face of the golden-bearded old man, "There are still 5 billion people in this Shijie, he X! One of your decisions now is to give up 99% of ordinary people! You ......"
"Lord Fang Shou, be careful with your words. The middle-aged man in his costume stepped forward: "Even if you are the representative of the entire Eastern Theater of Operations, you can't ......"
"What can't be done?" Fang Shou in military uniform laughed miserably: "We fought against the 'Seven Original Sins' alone with those old ghosts for half a year! A whole half a year! You group of neurotics actually sent only a few small soldiers symbolically! I'll wipe it! Now it's all right! The old ghosts are dying and wounded, so that I, a young man, have to take the lead alone! You guys are so cool? Ah? Fuck! A bunch of fools. Lao Tzu people's teacher is a good profession, what do you SB He X say about prophecy, what do you say to destroy the future demon king. And then what? The big demon king is really here, you don't care, right? Is it cool now? The stick country was razed to the ground in one day, haha, you will be in a hurry, right? Hide your strength, hide your XX strength!"
Fang Shou, who was in white military uniform, tore off the badge on his chest: "Return to the Eastern Theater, Dongfang your sister, until now, a Celestial Empire still barely retains its combat effectiveness." The others were either destroyed in an instant, or became hell on earth because of civil strife. The last days? This last days are not caused by you stupid people who always want to retain their strength? Do you think I'm quite the boss of this dragon? Ah!"
Fang Shou, who was red-eyed, was momentarily moved, and the next moment he had already appeared beside the golden-bearded old man. He grabbed the old man's neck and roared loudly: "If it weren't for Murong Yue, if it wasn't for her moment in Zuihou...... I've been fucking wanting to die for a long time! Dead old man, do you know what heartache is? Well, there's no going back, and you're going to fucking run away before the fight starts, right? What about the remaining 5 billion people?
At this time, Fang Shou was really frightened, Murong Yue?Murong Yue?What's wrong with her?weishenmeThat self would be so excited?
"Hey, what's going on? Murong Yue, what's wrong with her? Don't talk halfway! Although you are quite handsome in a military uniform...... Well, I'm really handsome in a military uniform. And that smell of a mature man, tsk. ”
"Presumptuous!" The middle-aged ninja finally couldn't help but make a move. He pulled out a palm-sized kunai and stabbed at Fang Shou in military uniform with lightning speed.
"Get out!" That Fang Shou was obviously not like the current Fang Shou, such a weak chicken, his eyes widened. Lifting his foot, he easily kicked the murderous ninja out.
"Bang!"
The golden-bearded old man looked coldly at the ninja who had been kicked to the ceiling by the uniformed Fang Shou, and pressed his hands to calm down the guards who wanted to make a move.
"Young people are just too impulsive. The old man sighed slightly: "You come this time." You just want to gather all your combat power to fight them to the death, right?"
"Hmph!" In the next moment, Fang Shou in military uniform had already appeared on top of his original seat, "In the last battle, I had already beaten Greed to a serious injury. Next...... Shh Speaking of which, if it weren't for the Sword Saint mutiny on your side, the pressure would not be so great now. ”
"If you want to say that...... old man retorted slowly, "Among those seven people, there are four Celestial Empire people...... If you guys can haode ......."
"Okay haode, you really dare to say it. If your people hadn't crossed the line first, the situation would have been so bad now?" Fang Shou snorted disdainfully: "After this battle, I will continue to be my high school teacher, and you will continue to be your behind-the-scenes emperor, and our well water will not interfere with river water." Of course, this is in the case that we can come back alive. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he couldn't bear to step on a flying sword that came from nowhere.
"Have a meeting, do you know how many people will die in the time of your stupid meeting?" That Fang Shou raised a middle finger before leaving, and his face was full of disdain: "Shijie who is like a nervous disorder, I have to ask Lao Tzu, an otaku, to save Shijie, by the way, dead old man, if you don't want to die, don't keep your hands anymore." ”
With that, he turned into a white light, broke through the blood-colored cross on the ceiling, and flew away into the sky.
"Tsk, that's a bit sharp. Looking at Edgeworth's other self, Fang Shou sighed a little, a barbarian like himself now is inevitably too inadequate, look at him, he obviously looks exactly like himself, but because of that mature vicissitudes of life and Edgeworth's ability to fly...... Instantly become a handsome uncle with high popularity?
"Is it the same for me in the future?"
Don't worry, according to this momentum, the future Fang Shou must be the kind of perverted uncle who is dressed in a suit and squatting at the gate of the elementary school to peep at the little Lori, such a handsome appearance, hehehe......
"Bixia ......" The middle-aged ninja with a look of shame reappeared next to the bearded old man.
"Let's arrange it, and give him command of all the troops that can still fight. The bearded man was silent for a while and then said, "We are the guardians of this shijie, and it is not the same thing to run away in embarrassment without doing anything." ”
"But the Son ...... there"
"......" After the Pope heard this name, he was obviously silent: "Let him go, after all, he is the chosen one, and we have no way to ......"
"But I'm still not reconciled. The ninja looked very angry: "When the Seven Original Sins first appeared, it was the Holy Son who tried his best to stop it, so we didn't come to the aid of the East in the first place, and now, he was the first to propose the 'final bill', do we really have to bear his stupidity......"
"Bo Feng-kun. The Pope interrupted the ninja before he could spit out his rude words: "You must be clear about one thing, he is the Holy Son, the spokesman chosen by the supreme will of this shijie. Although he ...... Well, but after all, it's the spokesperson of that existence. ”
"Yes......" the ninja replied unwillingly.
"Go and prepare, cooperate with Fang Shou's actions, although this person does not play cards according to common sense, but he can be recognized by the group of old guys in the East, and in the case of losing so much combat power, the person who has lasted alone for so long must have his advantages.
"Hi. ”
Fang Shou touched his chin and thought about it carefully?Recognize?Yourself?Are you kidding?What advantages can you have?Fancy masturbation or proficient in all kinds of complaints?No, I'm thinking about my sister's self all day long.,I'm lazy and lazy.,I'm so ordinary in grades and sports......
Ah, this person shouldn't be himself, right?
However, I really care, what happened to Murong Yue in his mouth.
"Gather all the combat power? I don't agree! Damn, Noah's Ark is about to be completed, if you transfer the manpower at this time. A pale-faced young man in a splendid robe walked over and shouted, "What should I do? I don't want to fight those seven perverts." ”
I don't know weishenme, looking at this young Oriental who is as beautiful as a girl, Fang Shou just can't raise a good feeling, how to say it, this guy who looks like a drunken man is completely two extremes with an innocent little virgin like Fang Shou.
"Your Highness......" The ninja wanted to interject.
", mere servant. The Holy Son raised his chin arrogantly: "Do you have the right to speak here, where did you have the right to interject when I was talking to Bixia?"
"......" The ninja with a blushing face clenched his fists, bent down, and slowly disappeared beside the two.
"Hmph, scumbag. "The Holy Son's face is scared, exactly like a schoolboy who shouts all day long and disobeys solo.
"Ah......" the Pope let out a long sigh, a look of sadness in his eyes.
PS。 Xiexie's monthly pass and Leng Ranjun's 588 tip. hahaha~ The problem you said about reading one less volume...... Haha, what about the festival?(To be continued......