Chapter 26: If you believe it, you will have it, and if you don't believe it, you won't have it
Waiting for Zitong Yin to walk into the room quickly, hehe, sure enough, she guessed correctly.
When I opened the door of the room, Li Junfang, who happened to see them at first sight, threw herself on the bed, still wrapped in a quilt. In such a scene, Zitong Yin not only did not immediately help Li Junfang up, but laughed vigorously. Li Junfang, who said goodbye, fell to the ground, still chanting the name of this eradication in his mouth, and Zitong Yin You's laughter turned into anger.
She didn't get angry, and she kicked Li Junfang's ass on the ground with her leg: "Okay, you Li Junfang, I thought you had some nightmare and got out of bed scared!" It's true that my mind is full of putting an end to this girl, and I slept on the ground and grinned with my teeth, it seems that you are usually not less happy! I woke up laughing in my dream, and my smile was so bright. Simply, you two can live together!
Otherwise, I'll leave now, and you will leave this family to the two of you! What do you want me to do, and put an end to the jealousy? Two women beat your head and one woman to the briety, you said that you Li Junfang has a lot of face in Ma's house. Since, the two of you have done a lot of work, and you haven't considered what consequences it will bring to both families after Yu Liang and I know about it, so you still claim to be brothers and sisters with Yu Liang.
Ya pulls a, in my sleep, thinking about other people's wives, what kind of nondescript thing do you say! No wonder they send fish and crabs to their house at every turn, so they don't always go to the fish pond to find you, but it turns out that the two of you have already dried up firewood and fire, and it is difficult to separate! Li Junfang, you have no conscience, I, my damn wrong, I have to kick you to death, kick you to death. ”
Followed by one, two, and three times, Zitong Yin was merciless.
"Ah, Zitong Yin, you, do you know what you're doing?"
Li Junfang was kicked by Zitong Yin in the ass and kicked it painfully and numbly, he sat quietly on the ground, while dodging a pair of feet kicked by Zitong Yin, he grabbed one of Zi Tong Yin's feet with both hands, and his mouth was not kicked by Zitong Yin. Concerned asked subconsciously in the room: "Du Jing, she didn't kick you, did she?" ”
Zitong Yin kicked Li Junfang several times in a row, probably because he was tired of kicking, and he didn't have the strength to see Li Junfang in general.
Her chest rose and fell frequently, and she sat on the edge of the bed panting. He took off his pants casually, pointed to his crotch and said, "Grandma, sleep like a dead pig, do you know where you are now?" Open your mouth and close your mouth Du Jing, the team leader Yu Liang heard you calling his wife's name, and it would be strange if he didn't kill him.
Shouting Du Jing in your sleep, you are not afraid of being heard by others, and it will reach Yu Liang's ears, do you know what Yu Liang will think?
If you want to find Du Jing, come, I'll find you, she's here with me! Li Junfang really escaped prestige, but saw Zitong Yin patting his crotch with his hand, and he couldn't straighten his waist with a smile. Li Junfang finally woke up from her sleep. He looked at it and saw that the scene in the dream was not with Du Jing, but indeed in his own home.
With his wife, where did he come from?
It wasn't until this moment that he knew that he had a dream that he shouldn't have, first because of the loss of Zitong Yin, he was extremely sad. So he gave up everything and went to find her. In the process of looking for the release, I heard that Zitong Yin and the team leader Yu Liang were together and lived by selling crabs on the ground, Li Junfang was reluctant to see this, but he was jealous.
He wanted to fight with the team leader, but he didn't want to, so he was stopped by his wife Du Jing......
"What! It was just a dream! Li Junfang knew that he had just said Du Jing's name in a dream, and was heard by Zitong Yin. To say that there are thoughts and dreams every day and night, this sentence is not false at all, because as long as Zitong Yin goes to the market to buy fish and shrimp, Du Jing does not need to invite or bring someone to Li Junfang's container house on time and on time......
Before leaving, take away some fresh fish and shrimp, and throw some money to Li Junfang more or less, do you say that Li Junfang can accept his money?
In valuable things, Li Junfang will not hand Du Jing's penny. Perhaps, the team leader is confined to Li Junfang, who came to their house to buy fish or something, and the symbolic meaning will be closed. But it is absolutely impossible to treat Yu Liang like Du Jing. Although the two of them are husband and wife, in Li Junfang's eyes, he only likes to talk with Du Jing.
At this point, Du Jing and Zitong Yin have some similarities in personality. Both women like to take the initiative to attack the man who is eye-catching, and to say this, it is really not the initiative initiated by the two men, Yu Liang and Li Junfang. Which party took the initiative to attack the other, and then, the other party out of revenge, led to the current living conditions of their two families.
Both women knew it.
And the two men don't know what's going on, and neither of them knows that their wives are having an affair with each other.
It is precisely because in the hearts of the two men that there is an inexplicable guilt in the hearts of the men who see each other.
Whether it is confined to Yu Liang and Li Junfang, or Li Junfang to see confined to Yu Liang, the two of them are responsive to each other's needs under normal circumstances. Because of the ambiguity with other people's wives, there is a debt in my heart. But this kind of psychology is between the two women Zitong Yin and Du Jing, except for vinegar, there is no shame at all.
They thought in their hearts just to get revenge on their husbands, but they didn't want to ruin their families. Therefore, the two of them have in their hearts that they not only want to dominate each other's men, but also want their husbands to stay out of the scope of the two of them. Now it seems that the two women, Zitong Yin and Du Jing, have done it.
It is a woman's nature to love to take advantage of small things!
As a woman, Zitong Yin knew that Du Jing was looking for Li Junfang to eat some fresh fish and shrimp that didn't cost money.
Otherwise, Zitong Yin never thought much about it. However, by saying Du Jing's name in Li Junfang's sleep tonight, it seems that Zitong Yin knows that Li Junfang has a heart for Du Jing. It is said that after drinking and spitting the truth, this kid finally showed his tail tonight, and it was difficult to continue to cover it up.
There are all kinds of indications that Li Junfang usually doesn't know how much money he shouldn't have spent on Du Jing. Thinking of this, Zitong Yin had to settle down in his home, and it was not too late to slowly clean up his man when he had time. "Look at your virtue, for a woman you don't even know how to sleep on the ground?
What kind of big dream do you say? Zitong Yin sat on the bed angrily, holding the mobile phone in his hand, and said to Li Junfang without raising his head. What good things can you do in your dreams! It's nothing more than a sentence on the head and a sentence on the feet, and when you wake up, you can't remember anything. Go to sleep, and invite a feng shui master to come over tomorrow!
If you don't give him good drinks, fun and food, how can you treat us sincerely. ”
He flatteringly approached Zitong Yin's side, and was kicked by Zitong Yin to the side of the bed. If it weren't for Li Junfang's grabbing the bed frame with one hand, I am afraid that Li Junfang would fall to the ground again!
The good thing is: Li Junfang knew that he was talking about his dream and leaking his mouth, Zitong Yin heard him and called Du Jing's name in his dream, and it was inevitable that he would be jealous.
Since he knew that Zitong Yin was on the fire, he simply pretended to be cowardly. Therefore, despite being kicked by Zitong Yin and turned blue and purple, Li Junfang still pretended to be delirious with alcohol, and grinned cheekily at Zitong Yin: "Hey, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt, wife, as long as you're happy today, come, come, kick hard." ”
Seeing the man's cowardly look, Zitong Yin laughed "poof"!
In the afternoon of the next day, Zhu Jingen arrived as promised.
As we said, he's just a butcher.
Because in the mass graveyard in the central village, he encountered a ghost throwing mud on him, and he thought that someone was scaring him.
Finally, after being swept away by a puff of black smoke from the tomb, the sky was dark. No matter how he wielded and slashed a pig-killing knife in his hand, he was finally overwhelmed by an invisible and intangible magic force. With a figure of 1.82 meters, he was subdued effortlessly by a black pillar of smoke from the tomb field, and Zhu Jingen himself didn't expect it.
Experiencing the feeling of fighting with the devil, Zhu Jingen subconsciously believed that there were really ghosts in this world.
If he told Zhu Jin Gen about this incident he encountered on someone else, it is estimated that he would not believe it nine times out of ten. Experience it for yourself, and you can't believe it. It's just that it's time for others to not believe what comes out of his mouth. Although Zhu Jingen said it is true, people who don't believe in him never believe that there are souls and ghosts in this world.
Including, the advice he heard from the mass graveyard late that night, telling him to put down his butcher's knife and wash his hands in a golden basin.
The voice seemed to come from the infinite universe, and it was recalled in Zhu Jingen's ears from time to time. Zhu Jin Gen, who was so frightened that he smoked, was stuffed at home for a week, just drinking water, and not eating a grain of rice in his mouth. It wasn't until he was sent to the hospital by his wife that he was in a trance, and he began to eat some rice porridge intermittently. stayed in the hospital, and for more than a month, Zhu Jingen was taken to Xiaozhuzhuang's hometown.
Since then, he has become smiling, and when he meets people, he says that he has met the black god, giving people the feeling that he is scared silly!
It's not that others think so, his wife and his son have already treated him as fools.
Take your son's head as a watermelon and take it from the kitchen and cut it open, do you think such a person is really stupid or fake? But such a stupid person, in addition to spending the only 8,000 yuan in the hospital, he even threw away the pig-killing knife and other tools. Someone picked up his tools and found that the pig-killing knives were all notched.
The large bucket of water used to scald pig's hair with boiling water has been broken into wooden planks; The flat pole that picks up the courage is broken in two alive from the middle, and it is divided into two and becomes firewood in the morning.
Other tools for killing pigs, including iron planers for carrying pig hair and iron hooks for hanging pork, were bent to the point where they could not be formed.
You said that you Zhu Jingen didn't encounter ghosts and gods, how can a person have the strength to bend iron tools and break wood? Even if it touches a strong man, it is impossible to pull the sharp pig-killing knife to the point of missing teeth, and the iron hook cannot be twisted into a twisted shape. Some people say that Zhu Jingen was scared stupid, but in my opinion, he was so frightened that he lost his soul.
Later, I don't know what day it was, he ran out of the house alone and quietly to see a doctor.
At the beginning, his wife and son didn't know what he was doing all day long. Later, when the homestead of a family in Xiaozhuzhuang was demolished, a nest of weasel-like things ran out of the hole in the wall of the old house. The family did not dare to move, and the bricklayer who helped them demolish the house did not dare to do so.
Someone quickly ran to Zhu Jingen's house, please go back to Zhu Jingen, and he told everyone to stand far away in public.
He took a litter of little weasels out of his clothes, and put them in the hollow of an old elm tree, and put some old cotton clothes or something in them, and said to the family, "It is fortunate that you are looking for me, and if I am too late, and someone offends the weasel, your family will surely be destroyed."
Any idea what that is? It's not the weasel you say, it's the fox fairy who has become a spirit for thousands of years.
Live in your home, at least, there will be no natural or man-made disasters in your home. It's just a pity that you moved the old homestead and destroyed the thousand-year-old foundation of the fox spirit, and it is estimated that something big will happen to your family in the next few years. If you want the family to be safe, listen to me, spend some paper money, with chicken, fish, egg noodles and other food, and face the southwest direction after the third watch in the middle of the night, burn incense and bow to apologize! ”
Who believes you? and Zhu Jingen are both from the same village, don't listen to Zhu Jingen's words, and witnessed Zhu Jingen being attacked by gods and ghosts in the mass graveyard, a person who is five big and three thick, and now he has become skinny. I'm afraid that if I really encounter the situations he said in the future, it will be too late to regret it. Take his word for it, it sounds a bit outrageous.
Isn't it just a litter of weasels the size of a mouse, how could it be the fox spirit that he has cultivated for thousands of years?
If it is really as mysterious as he said, his family has not seen any benefits for their family for so many years.
After thinking about it, the family finally chose to do what Zhu Jingen said. Rather believe in what it has than believe in what it doesn't, the method of optimization tells everyone that in the case of ambiguity, it is better to investigate the light and the near. Recalling that the family has lived until now, although they are not rich and rich, at least there are no sinners in prison and no patients in the hospital.
So, their family entrusted Zhu Jin Gen with carte blanche to do it.
Give what you want, and avoid disaster. It's just that let their youngest son follow Zhu Jingen, burn incense and kowtow or something, they have to obey Zhu Jingen's arrangement. I remember that their youngest son said that Zhu Jin Gen asked him to hold the sacrificial food, facing the southwest direction, kowtowing to apologize, and begging for forgiveness for his father's idea of demolishing the house, forcing Hu Daxian's family to relocate.
Coincidentally, in which year, their youngest son took the high school entrance examination, and Shunshun should be admitted to Fudan.
Since then, Zhu Jin Gen has been an instant hit in Xiaozhuzhuang.
Despite this, there are still people in Xiao Zhuzhuang who are suspicious of Zhu Jin Gen. You said that let a butcher wash his hands and become a Buddha and become an immortal, how is it possible. In the past, butchers were not something that ordinary people could do! Worship God and thank the earth, pray to God and Buddha, bear the guilt and ask for sin, after one practice after another, bow and apologize for the sin before you can pick up the pig killing knife and become a butcher.
Otherwise, in a year's time, how many living creatures you have killed, you will be punished for your great sins!
In his hometown, Zhu Jingen doesn't care about any remuneration.
Tuina, acupuncture, feng shui, and Western medicine in one.
Whoever lost his things, people were separated, and accidentally lost the door key he was carrying, including the children who were frightened, they all came to ask Zhu Jin Gen to come out. Treat him with good wine and good food on the small side, and give him good cigarettes and wine on the more side, including red paper packets. Hey, this time his wife and son are happy, and he no longer thinks that Zhu Jingen is a lonely ghost who is frightened stupidly by the mass graveyard.
It's not strange to say that Zhu Jingen is not very literate, and he also studied in the fifth grade of primary school.
He actually knows how to read feng shui, yin and yang, fortune telling and hexagrams, and he draws inferences from 64 hexagrams in eight characters, and is proficient in everything. If I drop it, you will take the book and put it in front of him, and he will not know a few big words. Forget it, the key is that he will also use a compass or something. Including acupuncture, trumpet pulse, blood pricking, Zhu Jin Gen's wonderful hand rejuvenation. It is said that it was he who received guidance from a master in his sleep.
But all those who Zhu Jin Gen would know were attached to his ears in his sleep, and they took the trouble to teach him over and over again.
It wasn't until Zhu Jin Gen remembered that the melon was ripe, and the ancestor didn't give him a dream. These are all a set of excuses in the explanations of Zhu Jingen's wife and son to the neighbors on the left and right. What happened to Zhu Jingen, whether their wife and son were telling the truth, the neighbors couldn't prove all this.
Half-believed, would rather choose to believe that it is true than choose not to believe.
In this way, Zhu Jin Gen was suddenly carried to the position of Daxian in Xiao Zhuzhuang.
Ten miles and eight towns come one after another, and there are people who come to him to do things almost every day. Boys and girls come to him, infertility comes to him, colds and flu come to him, and couples come to him for divorce. If the door is like a market, some people give gifts, some people give money, and if he sits at home and does not move, he can make a profit of 100000 yuan a day. All of this, he never offered to give, and gave alms at will.
Some people who seek the continuation of incense for themselves are even more obedient to Zhu Jingen.
No matter what Zhu Jin Gen asked them to do, they did not hesitate and did not have the slightest suspicion. I'll go, the words of the feng shui master, who dares not to listen! If ignorance leads to the loss of a person's spiritual support, then why can Zhu Jingen make young men and women take his words as holy decrees, and what is this for? Men don't give birth to children, and after Zhu Jingen's treatment, women get pregnant because Zhu Jingen helps solve it.
That woman didn't give birth to a child, and after Zhu Jingen's treatment, she became pregnant, how do you explain this?
Opinions are mixed. Zhu Jin Gen is not deaf or blind, and when he treats the opinions of outsiders, he just laughs and does not argue. Because, what you are in the eyes of others is what you are. It is a pipe dream not to try to get other people's opinions or opinions about yourself through your own interpretation.
The best way to change a person's perception of themselves can never be to persuade education or explanation, but to bang their heads against the south wall and make these people suffer a loss and grow wiser.
So, there was such a strange thing. In Qianxing Village, more than ten miles southeast of Xiaozhuzhuang, on the third day of her marriage, another little daughter-in-law didn't know what stimulation she received, so she actually stripped naked, and ran away in public, scolding and scolding in her mouth, and couldn't hear what she said.
There is a relative in their family in Xiao Zhuzhuang, and this person and Zhu Jingen are brothers in their own family, within the same family. The little daughter-in-law is his cousin's daughter-in-law, looking at her eyebrows and beautiful eyes, doing such a thing is really embarrassing for the whole family!
He suddenly remembered that when Zhu Jingen encountered a ghost in the mass graveyard in the central village, he had exactly the same symptoms as this little daughter-in-law, lost her soul and was even more stupid than a fool!
So, he suggested that his cousin go to Xiaozhuzhuang to invite Zhu Jin Gen to treat his cousin's daughter-in-law. This guy is not simple now, people sit at home every day and someone sends money to the door. If, if our cousin's daughter-in-law also encountered the same luck as Zhu Jingen, wouldn't we be rich!