Volume 2 Jianghu Grievances Chapter 61 The Master's Punching Bag
There was a commotion, and the sound of two hippie smiling faces came from behind the firewood.
The two of them did a good job, but they made the little maid and the little donkey angry.
"Phew, a pair of dog men and women, sooner or later they will be discovered by the owner, and the good days of the two of you will come to an end one day!" The little maid muttered in her mouth, thinking of a word of bad luck in her heart. Because, Wang Erya and Ma Shukui were just separated from her by a pile of firewood.
The wheezing sound of the two of them, accompanied by the footsteps of the little donkey's "Ditu, Didu, Didu", echoed in the little girl's ears.
Listening to the shameless lewd laughter of the two people, the little girl was so angry that she "snapped" and hit the stick on the little donkey's buttocks. "You brute, you are always lazy, once the owner finds out and blames you, my little flower will also follow you unlucky. Why don't I take you to the grinding soon! I call you lazy, I call you lazy......"
The little donkey was slapped by the little maid for no reason, and he was not convinced.
I'll go, you will lead me from the thatched hut early in the morning, blindfold me, and let me push the grinding disc when I am embarrassed.
It's been almost two hours since I did it, I didn't drink a sip of water, I didn't eat a mouthful of grass fodder, and I worked hard for your little girl with all my heart, isn't it just that I'm afraid that you will be blamed by the owner! It's good now, she Wang Erya makes fun of you, and you make fun of my little donkey. What the hell, are you people in the world so unconscionable?
Hmph, I'm not doing it anymore!
Who told you to hit me for no reason!
The little donkey was angry.
It simply stopped and shook its head, trying to shake off the blindfold that the little maid had given it.
While pushing back with one foot, "Horn" Xiaohua's attention was on the firewood pile, but she didn't expect the little donkey to suddenly throw off its hooves and kick around. She didn't have time to dodge and was kicked in the ass by the little donkey. I made a fool of myself, but fortunately the little donkey was blindfolded, and if I took off the blindfold, I guess I would have found the little girl's knee and kicked it......
"Whoops......"
The little girl fell to the ground with a "poof", and she scolded in her mouth: "Little donkey, you, you also bullied me, woo, woo, woo......"
The little girl cried out in pain.
The eighteen-year-old little maid, in a fit of rage, did not care about the owner's blame or anything, and desperately threw off the dustpan containing the wheat grains in her hand, and the wheat grains in it were scattered all over the mill......
"Woo, woo, woo, you brute, you can't tie up crabs and duck eggs. It's my boss who told you to work, what's the blame on me, why are you kicking me? The little maid was really angry, she was sitting on the ground, if she was standing, she probably picked up a branch and slapped the little donkey's buttocks.
"Dole, dob, do"
The little donkey was also on fire, and fell to the ground with a "coo-dong", and the wooden handle that was embarrassing on its body was immediately overturned by the little donkey's donkey temper.
Complain!
It tore its throat, opened its mouth wide, and slept on the ground rolling around while screaming hysterically: "Do-bang, do-bang, do-bang......"
In the mill, for a time the donkey shouted and the horse barked.
Coupled with the little maid's crying, Ma Shukui and Wang Erya, who were looking for fun behind the straw in the mill, didn't know what was going on......
Afraid that the donkey's cry would attract idlers to come over and take a look, Wang Erya and Ma Shukui quickly stopped the frolicking between the two: "His grandmother's, this damn little donkey, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you!" ”
Ma Shukui was still unsatisfied, and had to get up unhappily and began to look for the pants he had taken off.
Wang Erya first heard the scolding of the maid Xiaohua, thinking that Xiaohua was being teased by herself and was a little unconvinced. deliberately pointed to Sang and scolded Huai, insinuating until she Wang Erya.
The call of the little donkey can completely dispel the interest of the king and the second girl.
Ma Shukui got up with a bone, and Wang Erya was extremely reluctant.
It's rare to have contact with you Ma Shukui once, and I was mixed up by a little donkey and a little maid, so I can't avoid some pity and thoughts. Simple Ma Shukui was busy getting dressed, and she was also forced to sit up from behind the firewood. Seeing Ma Shukui getting dressed hastily, he urged her lazy: "Why don't you hurry up and get dressed?" Are you waiting for Zhao Guodeng to come to the scene to catch the traitor? Cut ......"
Wang Erya glanced at Ma Shukui and stretched out an arm: "Come on, pull someone else, um......"
She pouted a cherry mouth with an unhappy look.
Ma Shukui can't help her. thought in my heart: Grandma's, her eyebrows are burned, she still looks like she can't move, she was caught by Zhao Guodeng, I think you are still pretending to be pure like this. Before his trouser belt was tied, he had to free up one hand to pull Wang Erya. It is said that the woman who has opened the meat is not afraid of the sky falling when she is crazy, and Ma Shukui finally learned from Wang Erya.
I saw that Wang Erya was entangled with him, one arm around Ma Shukui's neck, and he slowly raised one leg, Ma Shukui began to be a little dumbfounded. He was a little confused by Wang Erya's cross-legged movements around his neck for a while. Fortunately, Wang Erya reminded him in time: "Hmm...... Look at you stupid guy, they're asking you to put pants on me! ”
After speaking, the other hand also put on Ma Shukui's neck.
As a result, Ma Shukui had no choice but to put down the trouser belt he wanted to tie and put on Wang Erya's pants first.
The cheongsam that he picked up was put down for Wang Erya first, and then he picked up his pants and put them on for her.
Wang Erya was as calm as a god, and Ma Shukui was a little surprised.
He didn't know that Wang Erya knew in his heart that Zhao Guodeng would not attract his attention because of a little donkey's cry.
To say that Zhao Guodeng is a person, except for recognizing gold, silver and jewelry, the rest are not even his father and mother under his eyes.
What's more, she is Wang Erya, a person who was sent over to pay off her debts. Besides, Zhao Guodeng will talk to each other all day long, and his mind is full of making more and making less, and the small abacus is clucking. Secondly, he is only interested in Wang Dexia, as if he is not in his eyes for all people and things.
Others don't know what kind of person Zhao Guodeng is, doesn't she Wang Erya know?
This guy is very sneaky, don't underestimate him and greet anyone with a smile. Behind the scenes, he is a ruthless character who kills people without seeing blood. It's just that Zhao Guodeng's killing methods are very different from those used by Ma Shukui to kill people. Ma Shukui used a sword with a cold weapon, while Zhao Guodeng used a soft knife. He mainly uses to empty other people's pockets, as long as the money does not die.
Ma Shukui didn't know that Wang Erya was confident.
Her unhurriedness made Ma Shukuigan dizzy.
put on Wang Erya's pants, and he hurriedly tied his trouser belt. Next, he slapped himself all over his body, so that the firewood on his body would be seen to be flawed. Wang Erya dragged her lazy body and gave her hair a cut, and her cheeks were flushed, full of regret that she had not been able to achieve the full pleasure.
"Well, what's the hurry? I'm scared! The dignified Wujindang bandit leader also has a day when he is afraid, he, ......."
Wang Erya pushed Ma Shukui's forehead with a finger and floated a wink. The successive laughter, fearing that the world would not be chaotic, frightened Ma Shukui and trembled. He tried to cover Wang Erya's stinky mouth with his hand, but no matter what, Wang Erya looked indifferent, as if Ma Shukui would never give up if he didn't enjoy him today.
Ma Shukui, who didn't have time to look at the maid Xiaohua who was sitting on the ground and crying in the mill, was about to run. "Oh, when is it, you scourge can still laugh. You are not afraid, if you are really not afraid of your man, I will not carry the black cauldron of injustice and injustice. As if he has always been a righteous gentleman, Ma Shukui can't control so much.
thought to himself, as long as he was not at the scene, no matter how crazy Wang Erya was, it was Zhao Guodeng and Wang Erya's own business.
Without looking back, Ma Shukui stood at the door of the mill, first looked left and right, and saw that no one was looking at him, so he pretended that nothing had happened, and swaggered into the big living room of Zhaojiadun Casino.
The mill and the Zhaojiadun casino are separated by a bathhouse, and they are only three or five zhang away.
He left, and Wang Erya twisted the buttons on his shirt with both hands. Next, she touched her trouser belt with both hands. The two eyes were staring at the maid Xiaohua who was sitting on the ground looking at him.
"Look, you've never seen anything about men and women, have you? When you have a chance, my mother will introduce you to a man and let you try it too. Xiaohua laughed out loud when she heard Wang Erya's words, "giggle.......
It's strange, that little flower was still crying just now, and when she saw herself, she burst into tears and laughed, I'll go, this little girl can't laugh at whether she and Ma Shukui's affair is unfaithful to her man, or is there another secret in it......
Wang Erya was disturbing the good things for the two of them for the little donkey, causing him and Ma Shukui to break up unhappily and be faintly unhappy.
I really want to use the excuse of scolding the little donkey to scold the little flower and scold the dog, Piri Yangqiu. What she didn't expect was that before she could speak, the maid Xiaohua stared at herself and laughed, this little girl was kicked stupidly by the little donkey, right? What's so funny!
Facing Xiaohua rolling on the ground with a smile pointing at herself, Wang Erya looked at her from top to bottom.
"Nothing? I said Xiaohua, what are you smiling at, is it so funny for you? Don't hurry up and shut up for me, even the little donkey is lazy with you, see if I don't clean up the two of you two worrisome brutes. Wang Erya walked to the haystack where the firewood was piled, found a finger-thick branch, and was about to hit the little donkey.
The maid Xiaohua finally said her laughter when she saw it.
"Ma'am, you, look at whose pants you are wearing, giggle...... It's a good thing that the owner didn't see it, otherwise, I see how the two of you would have dealt with each other. Giggle......"
The little girl got up from the ground with a smile, she forgot the pain left on her ass by the kick of the little donkey just now, and she had to say that laughter can indeed cure all diseases. Xiaohua didn't have time to pat the wheat flour on her body, and she didn't have time to find a broom to gather the wheat grains scattered on the ground and pinch them away.
went straight to Wang Erya's side, pointed to Wang Erya's pants with one hand, and laughed non-stop.
Nothing is wrong, right?
The more she looked at herself, the more she laughed uncontrollably.
"Giggle...... Giggle...... Madame, you, look whose pants you are? ”
Wang Erya realized that the pants she was wearing were worn away by Ma Shukui in a panic. And Ma Shukui's pants were worn as underwear by himself!
I'll drop it, no wonder Xiaohua is smiling from ear to ear.
Wang Erya, who was as unhurried as if he had taken a reassuring pill just now, turned pale with fright.
"Ah, this Ma Shukui, who killed a thousand knives, was blind and wore the old lady's pants away, what's the matter?" In a hurry, she hurriedly thought about taking off her pants in front of Xiaohua. Anyway, Xiaohua waved her hand again and again. Because, when she took off her pants, the only thing left was the cheongsam. And the gap on both sides of the cheongsam is clear at a glance at the root of his thighs.
"Madam, you can't do it, you can't take it off, you can't take it off, you can't take it off......"
Wang Erya still took off Ma Shukui's pants, she raised her pants and said to Xiaohua: "Take it away and burn it for me, I took it cheap, and even took away my mother's pants, no wonder I don't feel comfortable wearing it at all." "It's nothing if you don't wear underwear, anyway, I'm wearing a cheongsam.
As long as you don't expose your buttocks, isn't it your best job to seduce men by dewing your thighs! The little maids in our private room are not all upright.
Afraid of being embarrassed?
Then don't mess around in the casino!
Xiaohuale was broken, she forgot the work of driving the little donkey to grind and grind flour, and helped Wang Erya to put Ma Shukui's pants into the cauldron of boiling soy milk.
What is called the cauldron hall, that is the big pot stove that the people of northern Jiangsu used to burn firewood. Under normal circumstances, large households are three pots of different sizes. The pot hall is the entrance to add firewood. Xiaohua didn't dare to disobey Madame's words, how did Wang Erya tell her to be obedient and how to do it.
"Well, ma'am......"
"Wait a minute, if you put Ma Shukui's pants in the pot hall and burn them, this kid hasn't found out that he is wearing my shirts, and the joke is big. Quick, find him and come to the mill to replace him, ......"
Xiaohua was commanded to be masterless, Wang Erya pointed to the outside of the mill, and spoke to Xiaohua almost in a roaring tone.
It is conceivable that Wang Erya, who was at this meeting, knew the seriousness of the consequences, and finally couldn't hold back his excitement. No wonder the ancients said that happiness gives birth to sorrow, perhaps Wang Erya and Ma Shukui today verified the idiom created by the ancients with the actions of the two of them.
You really can't underestimate the affair between the two of them today, after his man Zhao Guodeng was greened by Ma Shukui on Qianxing Street, how will he behave in the future? Although Zhao Guodeng is not a good Wang Erya, it is the same thing. The key is that Ma Shukui and Zhao Guodeng are both people who dangle in front of people.
It's not those who are soft as sheep and bad as crazy people.
Once these two people are trapped by love and fight, each with his own face, and the two tigers fight fiercely, one will be injured.
Ma Shukui was injured, and she Wang Erya felt sad. Because only in front of Ma Shukui can Wang Erya taste the happiness of women in the world being pampered by men; And Zhao Guodeng is injured, that is his rightful man! The two of them already have a child, and then a whole bunch of children.
There was no time to delay, Wang Erya saw Xiaohua leaving in a hurry, and she was still relieved.
I wanted to go to the big living room to take a look, but I was afraid of bumping into Zhao Guodeng, and the blush on my face had not subsided.
With a hot face and a burst of fever, Wang Erya knew that it was the result of her uncontrollable agitation when she met Ma Shukui. The love between men and women has been an irrepressible collision from the depths of the soul since ancient times. The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, he Wang Erya is not a big beauty in the eyes of Zhao Guodeng, but in the eyes of Ma Shukui, she Wang Erya is definitely the best among women.
Wang Erya, who stepped out of the threshold of the mill with one foot, was so anxious that he rubbed his hands.
She withdrew back to the mill, walked up to the little donkey, and kicked it at the little donkey's buttocks, and cursed in her mouth, "Grandma is a bear, and you blame the dead donkey for the good things that have happened to the two of us." You, you wait for the old lady, wait for me to change my pants, and don't break your donkey's head, I won't be Wang Erya. ”
You say this little donkey is really a complaint! It doesn't matter if he was beaten by Wang Erya, who made the family the master. Even a little maid blew her beard at it and glared at it, and the little donkey felt more and more aggrieved; I didn't mess with anyone?
Whoever encounters something unhappy has to find a little donkey to lose his temper, alas, these days, it is said that people live a little less like people, and even the animals of large families like the little donkey live differently from ordinary people's animals......
"Do-s-and-do, do-s, do-s......"
The little donkey was struck suddenly, and immediately spread out its hooves, and there was a small trot of trembling, trembling, and trembling. Even though it was pulling an empty grinding disc, it was non-stop.
"Ditu, Ditu, Diduo......"
The little donkey continued to rotate around the millstone with its head buried in it, and the sound of its four hooves disturbed the fear in Wang Erya's heart......