Volume 2 Jianghu Grievances Chapter 89 Spit the truth after drinking
"Oh, chopsticks, chopsticks didn't come to the guest!"
Sun Yuhui exclaimed, as if he had discovered the mystery of the dialogue between Xu Chuankui and Qin Hao.
Xu Chuankui stood up, took a pair of chopsticks handed to him by Qin Shiyong, and loosened his trouser belt. "Ah, when I came, I didn't tie the tightening, and I felt sick to my stomach. Loosen up, maybe better! With that, he sat down and continued into the role of the banquet.
Lin Haozhu also suddenly understood something: "Oh, I also know, the tightening originally referred to the trouser belt!" ”
In fact, these are all black words exchanged between various sects in the rivers and lakes, chopsticks are called forks, and trouser belts are called fasteners.
The young man called it Little King Kong, and the little girl called it the Golden Wire Cage. Praise a young man for being handsome, they don't say they are handsome. If you say that you are handsome, everyone will understand, so people who run the rivers and lakes always have to put themselves in a mysterious and unpredictable position.
They have gone out of their way to concoct a whole set of different forms of language communication for their people.
Small adamantine noodles level 1; refers to the meaning that the young man is quite handsome; So if you call the little girl beautiful, what do the people who run the rivers and lakes say? Tell you, it's called a golden silk cage horse-faced gimmick. Banknotes, called rotten heads; Helanzi, that's the name of wine. The place where you live is called a kiln, the gun is called a troll, and the knife is called a keiko.
thieves, called dry "high buying"; Successful theft is called "skillful dragging".
That's Er Dongcheng's specialty.
No matter who you meet, just hug your fists and say: Mr. is hard.
Then, listen to how the other person answers and what kind of facial expression they show to know what kind of character the other person is. The key to Jianghu people is to know people first and employ people later. If the other party hears a greeting from hard work, the bosom friend, that is, the companion, will return the salute. "There is a flower in the northwest Xuantian, and the green forest in the world is a family, going to the end of the world single-handedly, borrowing treasure land to make a living."
This represents outsiders, newcomers, people and land, even with stunts, have to because the strong dragon is difficult to fight the head snake, and condescend to the bottom, low-key, modest, meritocracy is the rule of going out to run the rivers and lakes. Next, as a foreigner, you must introduce yourself to the locals, whether it is to do business or to do business, or to perform tricks and embroidery legs.
"Offended, I'm a horse door business, I'm just a sun-blocker, the ancestor is sitting at the mouth of the kiln waiting to dig up the rotten head to pay tribute. Don't eat oil and salt for three days, it's imminent, and I hope to raise your noble hand under your forehead, let a small field to get some oil and water, don't smash the field, and expose the bottom. After speaking, the person who came hugged his fists and bowed his head to show his sincerity.
At this moment, you will see the man holding a big gong in his hand, beating it, and when he beckons the crowd, he does not forget to carry a big black fish in his hand.
The one who held a large gong in one hand, a mallet in the other, and at the same time carried a black fish with a red thread to hang it, told his companions very clearly that I was already very vicious, and urgently needed to find something to eat, and that I must not be provoked. The black fish represents the ancestral tomb, and whoever can't get along with me today is digging our family's ancestral tomb.
Who would dare to do such a lack of virtue in the business of digging up people's ancestral graves?
Under normal circumstances, people who have bosom friends will avoid it from a distance when they see someone carrying a big black fish in their hands. If, you don't want to touch the mold. Because, the most vicious people are not easy to mess with. The reason why the so-called reservoir dog can no longer be beaten is that it is afraid that it will be dying at the last moment of life and death.
When it comes to this, the local Jianghu people will make a request, and under normal circumstances, collect some protection money and make a scene, and there will be nothing to do.
"If you don't eat like you, whether you block the sun (idle person) or Master Zu, you have to work hard to run errands. I am also entrusted by my grandfather, please don't have to worry about the hard work of running errands, and give a few pennies to pay the land rent to go back to the kiln and everything will be fine. After speaking, wait for the other party to come up with a proposition.
As long as it is a Jianghu person, he will take out the silver taels from his waist bag in a funny way, and hand it to the local head snake.
Then, everyone does their own thing!
It doesn't matter what kind of business you do, and it doesn't matter if you are a prince and general.
As long as you can understand the words of the rivers and lakes, where you can hold your fists and work hard, you will not suffer when you go all over the world. Let's talk about the most common circus, if you don't believe what I say, you might as well pretend to be stupid, walk to the gate, salute them with two fists, say the word hard work, and then tell him: I am Yuemen business, blocking the sun.
The absolute fist who charged the ticket returned the salute: "Offended!" ”
Then, respectfully invite you in. This is the charm of the rules of the rivers and lakes, I don't know what it is like abroad, but in China, no matter if you are in the north and south of the world, the people of the rivers and lakes in the world are one family. It's like the current banks, state-owned enterprises, private enterprises, public procuratorates, and judicial departments, up to the superstructure, as long as you say something, you know what your identity and worth.
In any line of work, there are expert words and those unknown rules.
After three rounds of drinking, Xu Chuankui began to pour out his heart: "I said brother-in-law, this is a little bit of stamina with Lanzi's daughter today, I, I'm shocked!" I'm going to have to fill you up a bit now. I'm afraid, wait a while I can't be grounded (drunk a person can't walk, grounded, go. You, you're going to have to send someone to take me back. ”
Xu Chuankui's brain is a little out of the way, it may be the effect of alcohol.
Don't underestimate that your daughter's red is a kind of old altar rice wine, indicating that the alcohol content is only 12 degrees.
I drank too much and didn't get up, but it was hard to wake up when I was drunk. Qin Shiyong and Sun Yuquan were also red-faced, and it could be seen that the atmosphere of drinking today was indeed harmonious and full of emotions. Everyone is talking freely, finding their own suitable person, talking and laughing. Ma Xiukui and Sun Yuhui leaned their heads on their heads for a while, secretly whispering.
For a while, the two of them hugged each other, laughing so hard that they couldn't stop the car.
Qin Hao and Lin Haozhu are no exception, the neighbors have sat at the same table for the first time for many years, and they have more or less a psychological factor of hating each other in it. Therefore, both sides have endless words and strange gossip. Anyone who drinks alcohol knows that when you're in a good mood, it's never a problem to drink two more glasses.
The so-called wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, and there are not more than half a sentence of speculation, which is indeed the case.
"Shut up, shut up, I'm catching up with the air, it's not too late for your affairs to come back to the kiln and vomit."
Qin Hao reminded Xu Chuankui, but Xu Chuankui drank too much because of alcohol. No matter how good the wine is, it has to have a weight, and the mouth is verbose. "No, no, no, I said brother-in-law, you dragged my eldest brother drunk, and when I came back to you, I would climb the bridge if you were drunk. By that point, I couldn't remember anything! ”
Qin Hao, in the conversation with Lin Haozhu at the entertainment, Xu Chuankui couldn't stop interrupting at every turn, which made Qin Hao a little uncomfortable.
"Ah, you've got it with the indiscriminate pit, and some people can't walk, so I can't carry you back. When you get to your sister's kiln, will you be able to climb the bridge in the open field? However, I suggest that you and the abuse or the pit (the meaning of drinking slowly) is wonderful, don't be shocked and lose the drag on the kiln (the meaning of drunk) then set up a stall (shame and lose the big), cheap pit, cheap pit, good words three times, don't disturb the conversation between me and the empty handle! ”
Qin Hao nodded to the end, intending to remind Xu Chuankui that in other people's homes, no matter how much he covers the sky with one hand, he must put down his body, this is to give the other party a face, and also leave room for himself. Take a step back and see each other in the future. Jianghu people and others advocate calmness on the surface, but they will repay behind their backs. Deterioration is the trick of being a person in the rivers and lakes, don't be serious in person, but give the other party a hint to prepare.
The so-called sinister rivers and lakes, when they hear about the rivers and lakes, everyone is afraid of them, because the people in the rivers and lakes are treacherous and scheming.
Normal people avoid it, not because they are afraid of the people in the rivers and lakes, but because they are afraid of the people who run the rivers and lakes, they are narrow-minded, willing to take the axe, and are unrestrained. God doesn't know the ghosts, I don't know that one day you will be inexplicably planted in their hands, and even people who don't know how they were killed until they die, are seen one after another in that era, and they are not uncommon.
Things are done in secret, words are defeated, scheming is in thought, and planning is in deep thought.
Walking the rivers and lakes, life and death are fateful, and wealth is in the sky.
Hear the defeat and avoid it. provoke
No, being able to hide has become the jealousy of many people to the Jianghu people. The reason why Lin Haozhu and Qin Hao don't yearn for each other is nothing more than that the people in the rivers and lakes are ruthless and ruthless. No matter how close you are, at the moment of life and death, the praying mantis catches cicadas and yellow finches, and there are always oaths that each of them will give up the oath of blood for the sake of vested interests, and the bold words of the sea oath.
Righteousness, for the people of the rivers and lakes, is just talking about their own interests without infringement, and it is an ecstasy that confuses and paralyzes the other party.
Once it is found that its own interests are blocked, the old hen becomes an old duck in the blink of an eye.
The hand holding the knife, the people of the rivers and lakes will not think of the deep meaning of kowtowing to the handle in the past, but with you without me, life and death are decided. The survival logic of the law of the forest, when it comes to that moment, is vividly revealed. The ugliness of human nature is instantly revealed and exposed. Therefore, any kind of word that comes out of people's mouths becomes vulnerable and convincing at the moment of life and death.
No matter how good a person is, he has become pale and powerless, and he has no way to return to heaven, this is the cruel side of human nature.
It is said that tiger poison does not eat children, when human nature and conscience are not asleep, it is not unrecorded to maintain oneself and sell children and daughters in ancient China. Don't always show your glamorous side in front of people. The dirty history of China, the era of cannibalism is not unprecedented. The reason why we can't see it is not because the people who record historical facts are the embodiment of successful people.
The reason why we can't see the ugliness of history is because the rulers have deleted the unsightly parts. Those who stay must be on the good side. So, don't believe any promises that come out of people's mouths. Because, in the face of vicious promises and oaths, at the critical juncture when vital interests are involved, the oath of the sea is nothing but a deceptive smoke released.
The sinister nature of the rivers and lakes is a conclusion drawn from many aspects.
"Well, I said brother-in-law, I have come here today with a warrant for a big pole. There are some words, I still have to be left to myself and I have no trouble picking out with you before I made it clear. It's about the revenge plan of the Ma family, you must be ready within ten days, so that I can go back and give an explanation to the big pole Ma Zhankui. When Qin Hao heard this, he didn't react.
Because, his attention was all focused on Lin Haozhu.
It was Sun Yuhui, who heard Xu Chuankui spit out Ma Jiadang's Sun family's revenge plan, and his heart immediately felt like an electric shock, and the whole person shuddered. In order not to be seen by Ma Xiukui, Sun Yuhui did not ask immediately. She glanced at Lin Haozhu, and saw that Lin Haozhu and Qin Hao were talking to each other, and they were very excited.
She remained silent, but she began to perfunctory every word of Ma Xiukui in her heart, focusing her attention on Xu Chuankui's mouth.
I don't know why, Xu Chuankui saw that Qin Hao didn't seem to be interested in his words, he glanced at Qin Hao in disappointment, and felt a little unhappy with this stepbrother-in-law in his heart. Suffering from Lin Hao's mansions, Xu Chuankui was actually depressed in every way, and he would not ask Qin Hao about his guilt in other people's homes, because doing so was not to Qin Hao's unkindness, but to slap the master's family in the face.
Playing the dog to watch the master's house, since the two of them are old neighbors, I have heard in the past that the two families never communicate, but they never needle to Mai Mang, the eldest girl kicks the shuttlecock, one foot and one kick, but restraint, respect each other. Therefore, although Xu Chuankui didn't know that Sun Yuhui was the person of Ma Jiadang, her maiden family was the daughter of the Sun family's compound that he said.
As for how Lin Haozhu married Sun Yuhui as his first lady, Xu Chuankui really hasn't heard anyone talk about it.
Those who don't know are not guilty, fortunately, his words did not attract the attention of Qin Hao and Ma Xiukui.
Naturally, Ma Xiukui didn't know that his younger brother had been robbed and killed by Sun Yuqing in the Sun family's compound. And that Sun Yuhui, that is, Sun Yuqing's sister, is commonly known as cousin. Although he doesn't live in a Sun family compound, Sun Yuhui is also a serious Sun family! You mentioned in Sun Yuhui's house that you want to avenge Ma Shukui, which is too inappropriate for Sun Yuhui, right?
Wait, wait......
Although Sun Yuhui was engrossed in watching Xu Chuankui's every subtle movement, Xu Chuankui seemed to know that he was playing shuttlecock (the meaning of running a train with his mouth), but he never got his wish. Alas, Sun Yuhui was very disappointed. There was no banquet that would not be dispersed, until the banquet was dispersed, and Sun Yuhui did not wait for Xu Chuankui to say something about the frustration of the Ma family's Sun family compound.
She was so disappointed!
Not long after, Sun Yuhui saw that Lin Haozhu was sober-minded, and the alcohol was gone, and she couldn't calm down for a long time, and told Lin Haozhu what she heard about Xu Chuankui late.
"What? Xu Chuankui really said that he wanted to deal with the Sun family's compound! ”
Sun Yuhui shook his head, saying that it was Ma Daha when a man drank wine, no wonder no one listened to what Xu Chuankui said yesterday, even Lin Haozhu, a person as meticulous as him, inevitably raised his glass frequently at the banquet and got carried away.
"You, are you questioning the veracity of what I said? I, I, want to rip your ears apart. That Xu Chuankui said loudly, and people muttered loudly every word! Look at you men, you are greedy when you see wine, and you are indifferent to even the Sun family's compound where people want to attack Ma Jiadang, you, how will you let me take the road of my mother's house in the future? Alas, simply, I, I'm not going back, you're happy! ”
Sun Yuhui ruthlessly put down a headless sentence, which made Lin Haozhu breathless.
He doesn't know what he's doing wrong!
Could it be that there is any excesses in the old father-in-law's family and the dark eight doors of the rivers and lakes?
"No, no, no, madam, you speak carefully, I will taste it. Is there any misunderstanding here, have you heard the wrong thing! Jianghu people speak Jianghu dialect, but you can't put your crown on Li Dai, and you can't talk lightly than heavy! Sun Yuhui recalled carefully, she didn't want to take out the eldest wife's drain and ask Lin Hao for the crime.
What is the sin?
Yes! Go and ask Qin Hao about their family, can they tell you?
Why don't you go to your mother's house and ask for clarification, don't you know that what Xu Chuankui said in his mouth was inadvertently leaking, or if it was really Jianghu people who spoke Jianghu dialect, he was misunderstood by himself, it was a thankless task.
Thinking of this, for the sake of safety, Sun Yuhui bit Lin Haozhu a few words, only to see Lin Haozhu nodding again and again, and then shouted loudly to the door: "Xiaoju! Go and call the butler, I have something to talk to him about. ”