The horn of the holy war has sounded! It has nothing to do with the timeline, in short, the Chinese Valentine's Day has arrived. Before I read it, I want to explain that the author is disciplined. Although this is a side story, it is not unrelated to the text. It's just that the time for the characters to appear has been pulled forward. Write these two chapters

One is to commemorate the holy war of Qixi Festival, and the other is to make a preview of the next chapter. Of course, if it weren't for the 123 classmates' tips and reminders...... Did I say anything?Anyway, happy Chinese Valentine's Day, everyone!

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Qixi Festival, what is that? Can you eat it? The Cowherd and Weaver Girl are amazing? Show your affection is amazing? If I had been smarter, the Qixi Festival would have been accompanied by someone, how could I wander aimlessly on the street with Xu Le like today?

Fang Shou kept complaining. Today is the seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, which is the most romantic day in the Celestial Empire, and it is also said to be "Chinese Valentine's Day". Legend has it that a long, long time ago, a famous good gentleman named Cowherd, one day, he accidentally spied on a group of beautiful girls doing things like bathing, and he couldn't hold back for a while and took away the clothes of the Weaver Girl, Zuihou He also frantically threatened the Weaver Girl to be his wife. After that, the angry mother-in-law took the Weaver Girl away and threatened to let the two never see each other, and could only meet secretly on July 7 every year. As for listening quietly under the vine trellis on July 7 every year, it was just a legend before I got a girlfriend, and I can't believe it.

"Hey. How much resentment do you have against Qixi Festival? Is it really okay to slander folklore like this?" "The weather in August was extremely hot, even if he was just wearing a thin shirt, Xu Le still felt that if he continued to wander around like this, he would die heroically here.

"What do you know?" Fang Shou pursed his lips disdainfully, his hands clicked because of the force, and he said with resentment: "Who knows the loneliness of going out with you during the Qixi Festival? I don't envy them! By the way, don't you think that today's catering industry and hotels are doing very good business? I know, this is a conspiracy, this is a conspiracy that the ancient inns came up with!"

"No, I don't think the ancient Qixi Festival will go to the inn after eating~" Xu Le wiped the cold sweat on his head, he seemed to think of something, and asked: "By the way, today's Qixi Festival, is it really okay for you and me to come out?"

"What's the problem?" Fang Shou dug his nostrils, trying to kill the couple on the street with his eyes.

"For example, Murong, Xiaoya, and ...... By the way, what about your mobile phone?" Xu Le looked at Fang Shou, who had two sleeves and a breezy breeze, and the huge golden X mobile phone king didn't look there.

"Even if it's the king of mobile phones, it's good to charge. Fang Shou spread his hands and said, "Anyway, no one will come to ask me out, at most, the group of uncles with muscles in their brains asked me to supervise their game." Isn't this kind of thing annoying? Nima has a fight that is shattering, although I have her protection, but it is still very scary. It's a rare opportunity to walk birds, so why not take advantage of it?"

"Actually, after saying so much, you just want to be lazy, right?" Xu Le hesitated for a moment and continued: "So, if Murong Yue or Xiaoya call you......"

"Impossible!" Fang Shou replied categorically.

“...... weishenme？”

"Actually. Fang Shou felt very embarrassed, "I've made appointments with them, but each one of them left me aside after I said it." Otherwise, who will come out with a man on the big haode 'Oriental Valentine's Day'?

"I kind of get it. Xu Le held his forehead helplessly, and he patted Fang Shou's shoulder with some sympathy: "You...... I should be able to survive today. ”

"What do you say, crow's mouth? Fang Shou disliked Xu Le's claws, "Should I say that it really deserves to be Valentine's Day?" Sure enough, they are all a combination of a man and a woman~ Look there! A dog actually got involved with a fox! What happened to this shijie? Is it completely broken?"

"You say that...... Uh, isn't that Xiaoha?" Xu Le touched his chin.

Hearing Xu Le say this, Fang Shou looked at it carefully again, and nodded affirmatively: "It's Xiaoha, that's right, that fox is?wow~ It's not as good as Xiaoya's one at all, but it's a little familiar, have you seen it anywhere?"

"Zorro, I can still drink, don't stop me~" Obviously it's just a husky, but it does look drunk, although since Fang Shou and they came back from the Three Kingdoms, this city has become super strange, from time to time there are some strange people haunting, and a big war will break out from time to time. Still, it's strange to see a dog and a fox on the street hooking up and drinking.

"I, I know. He also looked drunk, and Zorro, the fire fox, who belonged to the same race as Yuan Xiaoya's natal spirit, poured a large can of beer into his mouth fiercely. Beside them, there were several layers of empty cans, which showed that they had been drinking for a long time.

"Xiaoha, did you move my bank card again?" Suddenly thinking of something, Fang Shou couldn't help but be furious.

"Hey, it's that voyeur. Zorro smiled lewdly.

"It's not good, the wind is tight, it's!" Xiao Ha pulled the fire fox next to him, and ran away.

"zhanzhu! That's Zorro! I'll wipe it! You two are actually getting together again! Can you describe the two of you?" "Fang Shou is in a hurry, his bank card is still a trivial matter, a little ha with no discipline and no lower limit plus a despicable and shameless Zorro, what earth-shattering things will they do?

"Wait for me, Fang Shou!" In desperation, Xu Le could only follow Fang Shou and chase after him.

After Fang Shou and the others left, Xuan Chu appeared in this place sneakily.

"Hey!" was suddenly tapped on the shoulder, and Xuan Chu was startled.

"It's me. The city control uniform that has not changed for thousands of years, the middle-aged man who looked very mysterious touched his chin, and he looked at it with Xuan Chu's line of sight, and found that his sister Chu Ling was sitting in a bubble tea shop, holding her head, not knowing what she was thinking.

"What's the matter?" Finding that it was an acquaintance, Xuan Chu pushed his frame and regained his previous calm: "It's vacation time, I have the right to ......"

"Look over there, a man walked towards Chu Ling. ”

"What? I'll just say what you can do if you go out so early on the Qixi Festival. Let go of your dog's paws!" Xuan Chu was instantly furious, he couldn't help but pull out a silver pistol, stepped on his feet, and left this place in an instant.

"Xuan Zhu, I lied to you!" the chengguan waved his hand.

"My current pseudonym is Xuan Chu!"

"Hey~" The chengguan spread his hands helplessly: "As long as Chu Ling is pulled like this, he is obviously a calm guy." I really don't know how much he spoils his sister, Chu ...... "......

"Chase, can't catch up!" Fang Shou held on to the wall, gasping for air.

"Do you want to, do you want to let Dumb come?" Xu Le was also tired, he proposed.

"Forget it, your natal beast comes out to play with the rhythm of life. I can't afford to hurt. Forget it, are we going to the ministry now?" As soon as he heard the name Dumb, he rejected the proposal without hesitation. Not to mention the murderous performance when he saw it for the first time, he left a psychological shadow on himself, and in a certain battle after that, the monkey that played exceptionally was the chrysanthemum that exploded several people?hiss~ Fang Shou couldn't help but clamp his legs.

"Hmm. Although we are a gentlemen's league. But there are also FFF regiments that work. Xu Le replied.

"So, those two F-level gentlemen who suddenly transferred shouldn't be there, right?" Fang Shou asked after hesitating for a moment, those two F-level gentlemen left too deep an impression on themselves, although they knew that because of the large increase in the number of people in Nantian Middle School, they had traveled thousands of miles from the capital to support...... However, these two goods are too much, forget it, the past is unbearable.

"Don't worry, they're on a business trip to the capital. In such an important festival, the capital is missing these two main forces, and the consequences are unimaginable. Xu Le looked dignified.

"Isn't it just to wave the flag and shout a few words 'how to fall in love with different genders?' Fang Shou expressed disdain.

"Hey. Speaking of which, how many times have you been taken away? You're still safe and sound. Xu Le remembered the bitter expression when he was invited to tea by the police uncles who fell from the sky before, and he was suddenly happy.

"It was an accident!" Fang Shou retorted diligently.

In this way, the two of them continued to talk with their mouths and move forward noisily. Although on this brightly lit street, on this street full of heterosexuals, on this street surrounded by pink, on this street where "couples discounts" are posted everywhere...... Fang Shou said that he was not injured at all, but just kept cursing them in his heart.

Suddenly, a familiar person ran past them. His face was flustered, the handsome jacket on his body became tattered, and when he saw Fang Shou and them, he was immediately overjoyed: "Fang Shou, save me!" It was Li Qingyang, the famous handsome guy in the Gentlemen's Alliance, a winner in life with a sister and girlfriend, and countless admirers of C-level gentlemen.

"Zhanzhu!Heretics must be executed!" "The incendiary bomb is already in place!" He was chased by the noisy gentlemen's alliance, and even Zhang Xian, who usually looked like a human, took off his disguise at this time and ran hard.

"Forget it. I'll talk about that next time. Li Qingyang pushed aside the two and continued to speed up.

“zhanzhu！！！！”

"Ah, it's you. President Chu Bai stopped, and he beckoned to Fang Shou and them: "Let's chase it together." Because today is Tanabata, today's event is a barbecue meeting. ”

"Hey, what do you want to barbecue?" Xu Le found that there were a lot of slots that suddenly appeared.

"Weishenme wants to chase, although Li Qingyang has a lot of girlfriends, he doesn't have in-depth communication with any of them?" Fang Shou was puzzled.

"There is evidence that he is no longer a DT. Chu Bai said bitterly: "Lu Yuan took a photo of him holding a beautiful girl to the hotel. I trust him so much...... I didn't expect him to do such a thing. ”

"Kill him!" I don't know when, Fang Shou had an extra lighter in his hand, "Today's dinner will be decided to be him." ”

"Kill him!" Xu Le's eyes were red, "I envy, no, for such a traitor, I can only give him one death!

"weishenme, even you have to chase me!!" Li Qingyang's screams kept resounding in the city.

Note 1 is now charged, and the houses and pseudo-houses that have been mixed with ACG all the year round must know the meaning of this word. In fact, it is a winner who does not need ACG and lives a very fulfilling life in real life. Although it is called rich and handsome in the Celestial Empire, well, it actually has the meaning of "to die".

Note 2: How to fall in love with different genders. This sentence is almost familiar. I'll talk about his origin.,When translating "Shijie's First First Love",The famous complaint of the Sinicization group.。 In fact, I definitely won't look at such a rotten work, but I just heard people talk about it.

PS1 Thanks to the 100 tip from Yuci Ruben. There are also 1888 tips from 123 classmates, and I am so touched to get so many tips for the first time. I wanted to pretend that I didn't see the reminder ticket and then go to the Internet café for five consecutive seats. But my conscience suddenly found out, probably. All in all, thank you very much for your support.

PS2Actually, I was a little nervous when I wrote the special issue, I didn't know if I would be scolded for not doing my job, I didn't know if I would be scolded for not knowing what to do. However, when I started writing in the morning, I suddenly felt the urge to write this story in my head, hoping that everyone would relax and smile at this festival, wouldn't I be alone......

In short, whether there is a sister or not, whether you want to confess or not, everyone, happy Qixi Festival!!