"Good guy card. What a tragedy~ Hey. Bidding farewell to Li Siyu's freshman high school girl with a strong foodie attribute, Fang Shou pushed the door and left with a melancholy face.

Although there is a feeling that he has paid in vain, at least he can know that Li Siyu will never tell the mail order incident, so it can be regarded as a goal, right?

"What is this?" At the door of the eighth class of high school, several members of the Gentlemen's Alliance fell sideways at the door.

"Fang Shou. The elegant and sweet voice was Fang Shou's extremely familiar Shake Queen Queen Murong Yue, "I seem to have encountered a very interesting thing." ”

"Is it?That's really good~" Fang Shougan laughed a few times and asked cautiously: "What are they ......?"

"Asleep. Murong Yue gently covered her mouth.

"Impossible, right? ”

"Asleep. Murong Yue reiterated again.

"Yes, they are asleep. They must have fallen asleep. "I don't know weishenme, Fang Shou has a strange feeling that if he answers wrong, his head will be separated.

"Male high school student molested sleeping female student. It's a fun thing, isn't it?" Murong Yue said as she handed over a white mobile phone.

"What's going on with this kind of scene that is inappropriate for children at first hearing......? Ahem, squad leader, do you like this too?" Fang Shou glanced at his phone, and instantly had a feeling that the end of Shijie was coming.

On the screen of the mobile phone is a photo, a photo of Fang Shou pinching Li Siyu's nose with his fingers. Of course, because of the angle, Fang Shou in the photo is like a super pervert doing something that must not be done to Li Siyu.

"Please leave me alone. After Fang Shou handed back the phone, he begged for mercy very familiarly.

"Hehehe, classmate Fang Shou is really interesting. Murong Yue stroked her hair and said easily, "Then, kneel down." ”

"Huh?"

“...... Give me your mobile phone number. I don't know if it's an illusion, Fang Shou felt that Murong Yue's pretty face seemed to be red.

"Oh. Fang Shou honestly entered his contact information into Murong Yue's mobile phone.

"Hehehe. Be sure to remember, Fang Shou. After Murong Yue took the phone, he left with brisk steps. Only the confused Fang Shou and the "killed" Xu Le and Chu Bai were left.

Knowing that Murong Yue had walked away, Xu Le, who was standing in the corpse, opened his eyes cautiously, and he clapped his hands. The monkey with a stick, named Dumb, jumped down from the ceiling tremblingly.

"What a poor monkey, what kind of scared you are?" Chu Bai patted the dust on his body and looked at Ah Dumb a few times sympathetically.

Xu Le patted Dumb's head comfortingly, and said softly: "Dumb is not afraid, she's gone, it's okay, it's okay......"

...... How terrible is Queen Murong? That bastard monkey who likes to burst people's beeps is afraid of being like this?

"Anyway, let's go back first. Wu Yuanliang looked up and said to everyone......

It seems that it is because of Queen Murong's coercion that the gentlemen's alliance has brought strong psychological pressure in the past, and they unanimously dismiss the meeting early today, and continue to observe the discipline tomorrow to recover Jihua's proposal.

"Cut, a queen is like that. If you add a rampaging Yuan Xiaoya......"

"Don't say it. Xu Le's face was in pain, "This kind of thing is something that only you, the shaking M, can bear." ”

"Hey, don't talk about people like Taro Sunato {note 1}, okay?"

The noisy high school life continues as always. Even with the addition of a strange species like the Natal Spirit, there are some things that will not change no matter what.

Fang Shou grinned, coming to this parallel shijie, it's actually very good, right?

However, in the original shijie, there are also Fang Lin and Xu Le. So I'm going back anyway!

"What are you doing, all of a sudden, you look serious?" asked Xu Le.

"It's nothing, it's just thinking about how to travel through time. ”

"Is it really Shijie that only the middle two know?" ......

After saying goodbye to Xu Le, Fang Shou soon came to the door of the house.

"I'm back. Fang Shou said in a low voice.

"Welcome back. Fang Lin's slightly flat voice came from the house.

Fang Shou talked about his head like a thief, and found that Fang Lin was cooking something in the kitchen.

Fang Shou slowly breathed a sigh of relief, tiptoed, and carefully walked around the kitchen.

"Brother. Fang Lin in the kitchen suddenly asked.

"Yes. Fang Shou snorted.

Fang Lin turned around silently, holding a kitchen knife with a cold light in her hand, she tilted her head: "Weishenme is so nervous?"

"haha~ Where am I nervous?" Fang Shou cautiously stared at the murder weapon in Fang Lin's hand that could simply end his tragic life, "Can you put that thing down first?"

"That thing?" Fang Lin stared at the kitchen knife in his hand and thought for a while, then shook his head.

"Don't shake your head, dear. What do you want to do?" Fang Shou sweated profusely and took a few steps back.

“...... Cook. ”

"Yes, that's the case, it's really cooking, haha, haha......" Fang Shou wiped the cold sweat from his head.

"That's right, brother. ”

"Huh?"

"I heard you got involved in a brawl over a 'bargain'?"

"This ...... There's a reason for that, so don't report it to your dad. ”

"Yes. Fang Lin turned his body back, and a burst of knife light flashed, Fang Shou's scalp was numb, and his hands and feet were a little weak. weishenme: Will Fang Lin be so terrifying now?Randao, has you played too much of the animation and game of the ending of Chai Dao [Note 2] recently?

"I don't know if you're going to pay attention to that special. Fang Lin said expressionlessly. "If you dare to make a move on Li Siyu......"

"I hate it, why don't you make a move?" Fang Shou smiled shyly.

"Bang!" the sound of a kitchen knife slamming against the board.

"Z~" The plank broke in response.

"Absolutely not going to make a move!" Fang Shou immediately raised his head and chested his abdomen, and gave a military salute.

After getting Fang Lin's approval, Fang Shou trotted all the way back to his room. Dad, what should I do? What the hell should I do? When did Fang Lin become so terrible? I almost thought I was going to die like this. By the way, the photo of Murong there, if Fang Lin sees it, my little life~

Fang Shou hid in the sheets, trembling all over.

I'll just say that I'm not afraid of the Lich King at all, in the living environment with Murong Yue, Yuan Xiaoya, and Fang Lin, what is death? I'm a person who is playing with death every day......

On the dinner table

"That, Lord Fang Lin~" Fang Shou stared at the colorful dark cuisine on the dining table that exuded a terrifying aura, and the kind of dark cuisine that would kill people if they ate a bite.

"Huh?" The expression on Fang Lin's face didn't fluctuate.

"May I ask if this is a very ordinary stir-fried shredded pork with green peppers?" Fang Shou swallowed his saliva and considered his tone.

"It's not. Fang Lin stared at Fang Shou expressionlessly, "This is fried minced meat with green peppers!"

"Tell me the difference!!!!" Fang Shou fell into a rampage.

In the end, under the absolute force suppression of the kitchen knife, Fang Shou remained silent. It's just that Fang Shou secretly made up his mind that in the future, he would definitely go home before Fang Lin, and from now on, he would work hard to be a great chef who would not poison himself......

I finished the dark food I made with difficulty.

How did I get sleepy so easily? I just saw a group of strange people in black clothes and Japanese swords running in front of me? How did the orange-haired, bad-looking man at the front look so much like the male protagonist of a certain migrant worker comic{Note 3}?

Why is it in the morning? Could it be that Fang Lin's cooking has the effect of curing insomnia? Sure enough, my sister is really good......

After casually cleaning up, Fang Shou found that Fang Lin had already gone to school, and there was a bag of sandwiches on the table.

Thank God!Fang Shou picked up the sandwich with tears in his eyes.

Close the door and lock the window. Go to school happily and go home safely.

Fang Shou was holding a sandwich in his mouth, he picked up his mobile phone and found that there were more than two dozen missed calls.

Ominous premonition!Fang Shou's forehead began to break out in a cold sweat.

Missed call Murong Yue 19:00

Missed call Murong Yue 19:10

............

The sandwich in Fang Shou's mouth fell to the ground like this.

own life...... Is this the end of it?

Fang Shou took a deep breath, and he quickly pressed a few numbers.

"Hey, Mr. Li, my life will be in danger if I go to school today, can I skip class today?"

“...... Toot Toot

"Don't hang up! I'm going to die!"

In this way, Fang Shou ended his tragic life......

Looking at the phone number displayed in the phone, Li Feng sighed deeply. I've only been this homeroom teacher for two days, right? Keep sighing, it's really ~

Li Feng smiled self-deprecatingly, he opened the photo album, looked at one of the slightly blurry photos, and said with emotion: "No matter what kind of person I used to be, no matter what kind of identity I had before." Teacher, I will never forget your teachings. So ......"

"Is it Teacher Li Feng?" a nurse wearing a white mask greeted Li Feng in a hurry.

"Yes. Li Feng put away his phone, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Oh no, Chen Jingtao...... In short, the people above told Mr. Li to hurry over. ”

Note 1: Taro Sunato, from the "MM Family" in the Neon District, which details a characteristic cultural industry in the Neon District...... Of course, because of the reason why the author died......

Note 2 The ending of the chai knife refers to the scene where the male protagonist is killed by the female protagonist with a kitchen knife because he stepped on multiple boats. The more famous ones are Brother Cheng of "Day School Garden", Kyosuke Takasaka and Ayase Little Angel of "My Sister Can't Be So Cute" [Don't believe me].

Note 3 Fang Shou saw "Death", and the orange hair was Kurosaki Ichigo.