Chapter 30: A Riot Caused by a Bottle of Potion (2)
"So you turned these disgusting big-headed flies that fell into the flowers into cute little bees, didn't you?" said the mercury lamp coldly to Cecilia, "and carried them back like that?"
Yes, that's right, it's the one who carried it back. The two of them had no outer clothes (Ilya did, but unfortunately they were all wet), and the girls could not lend them their clothes, so they had to follow the example of real girls and wrap their bodies in bath towels. Everyone waited outside (of course, it was impossible for everyone to change clothes with them), and when they didn't see the two of them come out, they went in curiously to take a look, and then found that they had fainted with bleeding nostrils.
Then, the members of the soy sauce department had to carry two beautiful bath towels that were gone to the point that they needed to be coded, and they were careful not to be discovered all the way back to the room, as if they were playing a realistic version of Metal Gear Solid. For a moment, Alicia regretted why she hadn't redeemed an invisibility cloak when there were still plenty of bonus points, so that she could hide and walk together.
"You guys...... Don't you think they're too conspicuous? Besides, how do you explain the sudden appearance of these two extra beauties?" said Mercury Lamp, looking at the double ponytail and black long straight on the bed who were still unconscious, and said helplessly.
So Alicia told her what she was going to do.
Mercury Lamp thought about it for a moment and looked up and reminded, "That's a good idea, but if someone asks the inn for the identities of the two of them, they will be dressed up immediately." Like Batroux or Joey, they ......"
"So it has to be remedied quickly. "Wake them up, and go outside without being spotted by the innkeepers." Then Sophia, you go to the front desk of the hotel and ask if there is any news of your maid - of course this is acting - the other party must not know. At this time, let Ilya and the others in, and then the two sides recognized each other, and explained that the traffic on the road was so late, and then let the inn arrange the two of us into our room. ”
"It's not a perfect plan, but in the light of it, no one pays attention to the details. Sophia nodded in affirmation, "Then wait until eight o'clock when the second batch of students take a bath and then act when there are fewer people, so as to avoid some unexpected situations." So, that's all that's the most crucial thing......"
"How do you get these two out there without being detected, right?" said Alicia glancing at the mercury lamp, "We don't have teleportation magic, but we have people here who can fly." ”
"When you get back to the academy, please give me a week of sweet yogurt from the Candy House, and I'll help you. The Chairman said to Alicia with a blank face, "It's tiring to fly with people. ”
At this moment, little Lori only felt that something collapsed in her heart.
"Hey, if you do that, the fans will cry!Their anger will go through the dimension and shoot the undisciplined author to death!Do you want this book to end now!?"
"Is there any connection between me asking for a certain amount of money from the person who asked for help and the fact that this book will be a eunuch to be dropped?
Just when the situation was developing in the direction of nonsense, the eight rings of the wall clock interrupted the daily life of the two.
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After spending the first day of the first trial safe and sound---in other words, this is a little adaptation, just find a director, invest a little money, and then make a movie, you can get back the experience of the little golden man, is it really safe and sound-everyone ushered in the early morning of the next day. They pulled back the screens they had erected (the hapless transformation duo weren't real girls, so they wouldn't sleep in the same room without shelter), dragged Ilya and Fabiano up, and began dressing them.
"This is so cute!" Li Huayin's eyes are heart-shaped, her hands clasped together in front of her chest, a very standard little girl screaming for the chic appearance of a handsome playboy.
Of course, her object can't be a handsome guy, a decrepit brother, or a cricket brother, and it can't be various types of pots, it will only be a beautiful girl.
Alicia rubbed her aching forehead and gritted her teeth, "It's very cute, yes, but can you explain to me why there are such clothes in your luggage that you stuffed into my space bracelet!?",
"Huh, isn't this to your taste, little Ellie? It's okay, I still have sailor suits, witch suits, gymnastics suits, judo suits, tennis suits, festival yukata and magical girl costumes (Cecilia's eyes lit up), if you are still not satisfied, then the final winning wedding dress will definitely make you impeccable! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and order! Our contact address is [beep-], and the hotline number is [beep-]. We look forward to and welcome your inquiry!"
"I don't think what you need now is to advertise, but to let the creator god cut it down and retrain. ”
"That, do you really want to dress like this?" Ilya's little face at this time was as red as a ripe apple, she grabbed the skirt of the short skirt with both hands, one after the other, as if it would be gone at any time, and with a sweet and shy voice, Li Huayin was directly knocked away. And the other people nearby were also dumbfounded, even dropping a bomb at the moment would not make them sober.
Ilya was wearing a black shirt and a black miniskirt underneath, both of which had gorgeous lace trims. On his feet were a pair of black leather boots and a pair of pale black over-the-knee stockings. Such a mysterious black suit and her long black shiny hair, but a beautiful and lovely curious natural expression on her face, made everyone feel a heartbeat of contrasting cuteness. However, Ilya, who was already at the foul level, was added to other terrible equipment by Li Huayin on this basis, which directly caused the situation of everyone's collective petrification.
A white satin headdress and a cute white low-necked apron - yes, it's the legendary maid outfit that Akihabara is famous for, and has made countless otaku dream of it!!
The little Lori who came back to her senses pointed at Ilya and yelled at Li Huayin: "Do you need to let the transformed boy wear the absolute realm for the first time when he wears a skirt!? That guy doesn't have the consciousness of not going naked at all, right? You actually do this because you want to see it, right!?"
"Ah, ...... discovered"
"At least give me a denial, you perverted soul of the upper body of the ghost beast!!"
Sophia shook the fan in her hand and smiled: "Maybe Ilya was born to be a cute girl, but the creator god happened to be dozing off when she was born, so she was mistaken, right?"
[I think it's more likely that he's playing a sister worker's mouth game.] 】
"So, Cecilia, can you improve that medicine? How about letting Ilya really be a girl from now on? It's a pity that she doesn't look like a girl with this natural beauty. Sophia, as always, half-covered her mouth and began her belly black plan, "So that Michelle and Ilya can start a loving lily under the leadership of Li Huayin." And aren't you three childhood sweethearts, I think that's quite appropriate. ”
Li Huayin was the first to raise her hand in approval, Alicia was crying and laughing, the mercury lamp was leaning against the windowsill and maintaining a calm appearance, but the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, Chasi and Vachisy were hiding far away and their faces were flushed, Grana was pounding the wall to the side, Fabiano was no better, her face was convulsing and her face was full of pain, Yuege was sitting on the side with a book in her hand, but her whole body was shaking, and Cecilia, the most important druggiver, was long gone—she rolled under the table with a smile.
Ilya, who was the person in question, had "I didn't understand" written all over her face - presumably she didn't even understand what Lily meant.
And Michelle "babbled" with a steam on her head: "I, me, that ......"
Alicia sighed and patted Sophia's arm (height issue): "Okay, don't make a mess. Next, it's time to change Fabiano's outfit. Huayin, take another maid outfit. ”
"No, I won't wear that kind of clothes if I kill me!" Fabiano suddenly waved his hand back like a frightened white rabbit.
"Okay, okay, don't be tsundere with blonde hair and two ponytails. Obedient and obedient. Little Lori deliberately leaned over with her teeth and claws.
Fabiano took a deep breath, straightened his chest and said loudly, "It's not your turn to say I'm tsundere!!"
It turns out that the biggest mistake in this world is to accuse others of tsundere with the accent of Rie Nailiya. The OZZ-shaped little Lori was gray and silent, and thanked her cheap brother for giving her a good voice. ,
Although she made a critical blow and knocked out Alicia, she had too many accomplices, and Fabiano could not escape that tragic fate in the end.
So Fabiano was finally forced to put on a maid's costume - of course, better than Ilya's, and at Fabiano's persuasion, she finally put on a sky blue dress with an apron, which finally avoided the danger of going naked. But...... Is it really appropriate for a blonde with an aristocratic aura to wear a maid outfit?Or do you plan to dedicate the male protagonist to death to stand out among its many members of the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace, so this issue is a legendary OVA special?
Decidely ran the train......
Although the transformation duo does not look like a qualified maid at all, once Sophia's noble and elegant temperament is emanated, this small subtle flaw disappears in an instant. The two stood respectfully behind Sophia, and under the latter's elegant and gentle demeanor, they didn't look abrupt at all.
Alicia suddenly felt that the person behind Sophia was replaced by Li Huayin, who was shocked and cried, and the world did not tolerate the anger of people and gods, and it was estimated that she would immediately become a gentle, lovely, and understanding lady.
There is no mistake in this sentence.
Mercury Lantern nodded with satisfaction: "Well, you can go out like this." Let's go have breakfast. ”
Then she walked to the door, stood on tiptoe, and tried to reach for the door—not enough for the doorknob.
"You can use the ...... of wings," Alicia reminded her in a cold sweat, "and don't sell cuteness anymore, there are enough of them in this chapter." ”
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When the beauties get together, the lethality increases exponentially - as evidenced by the large trees that have trampled off their branches near the old building that is the base of the soy sauce department next to the hill behind the Garden of Hope, the underposts of the street lamps that have sunken down at the head of the average height of the students, and the large number of messy footprints that even the most responsible cleaning aunt would mad at.
So even Alicia, who has only been a loli for a few dozen days, is used to being watched by many strange uncles - well, maybe calling it a strange uncle is a bit rude for the young man. So, how does the undisciplined ghost animal Ernnie-chan feel?
But at least little Lori can stay calm under these hot eyes.
But apparently Ilya and Fabiano couldn't do that. They all bowed their heads and cautiously followed behind Sophia, for fear that they would be dragged away by their former friends if they fell slightly. And what made the two even more restless was that Sophia, a black-bellied woman, really treated them as maids, often calling the pseudonyms of the two to let them do things.
Fabiano-Valrhona; It can be said that it is a homonym for the real name. (Actually, I once considered the silver-haired little Lori in the moon world for Ilya's pseudonym...... However, it seems that there is not much difference. )
Fabiano could swear to the gods that she would definitely see the idiom "schadenfreude" on the face of Alythea, who had finalized their pseudonyms, and then she could continue to swear that she would never stop calling the damn alias, so that Sophia, who was in a hurry to react, saw the words "This is funny" on her face.
This big and small belly black is actually the real Ji You, right? You see how tacit the cooperation between them is, in comparison, that Li Huayin is at most a funny character who stirs up the situation.
Then Fabiano, who was secretly slandering himself, was glared at fiercely by Alicia and Sophia at the same time.
As for Ilya, after proving to the world the eternal truth that although natural maids are cute, they are definitely not suitable for housework, they are sent aside by Sophia to act as a background mother. Then she was surrounded by a large crowd of curious girls, chirping about all kinds of beauty questions about taking care of their hair and skin, and keeping them in shape—everyone avoided the sensitive matter of Sophia's true identity—and they were so serious that some of them even took out pen and paper to make notes.
But at least Alicia doesn't plan to adopt the methods provided by Elijah - eat well, sleep well, exercise well, you are a way of health, not a beauty method - with Locklip's unbounded personality, this body of a god is injected with the T-virus, and it will not be out of shape, let alone such trivial things as irregular diet and rest. ,
A circle of snotty boys in the neighborhood wandered like mosquitoes waiting to bite on a hot summer day--Why do you have a runny nose? You try it naked on a windy night in early spring--but the girls understood their evil intentions and surrounded the unsuspecting "Alaner" in the middle, leaving no gap. On the other side, "Valrhona" was still behind Sophia, and it would be rude to only talk to the maid and ignore the master - as for talking to Sophia...... There are already quite a few people who have lost their halberds under her, and there is no need to add themselves to it.
The above is the wonderful scene that Chrissy, who woke up with a hangover and a splitting headache, when she came to the restaurant.
"You stinky boys, haven't you ever seen a maid or whatever!? You don't have the quality of the students in the key classes of the Garden of Hope at all! The image of our academy has been ruined for you! Give the old lady an honest sit-down meal!"
[Before teaching students to pay attention to their image, can you please change the nightdress first......]
Although there was cold sweat on their heads, everyone obediently did what Chrissy said. No one wants to face the strange punishment of the teachers who have lost the floor in this festival.
Chrissy, rubbing her forehead, walked up to Sophia with a chocolate bar in her mouth: "Your maid?"
"Yes, Mentor Chrissy. Sophia wiped her mouth and gracefully stood up and saluted, "Don't worry, they won't be participating in the trial I start tomorrow." In fact, I didn't know about the arrival of these two people in advance, and I didn't know until I received a letter from home, otherwise I wouldn't have bothered them to come on purpose. Hehe, the family always likes to worry about it. ”
"You're laughing, Miss. It's our job. Fabiano naturally understood the importance of acting at this time, and she bowed down at the urge to put the wooden cup full of milk on the table on top of Sophia's head.
"Hmm?" Suddenly, Chrissy stepped forward and stared at Fabiano and Ilya in confusion, "Have we met?"
Tutor Chrissy had seen them in the bath before we checked them in, and if she remembered and happened to know the exact check-in times of the two, it would be a goof! 】
Little Lori wiped her cold sweat while holding her breath and staring at a few people, and even her heartbeat almost stopped.
Fabiano, whose face had changed drastically, hurriedly denied it, and by the way, stopped Ilya, who was about to answer, and twisted the latter's waist. Are you sure this is really your knee-jerk action and not a deliberate cuteness?When you and Cecilia usually flirt with each other (Fabiano: Who said it was flirting!?) where did that manly move go?
Chrissy wrinkled her brows and recalled for a long time, and finally chose to give up under the tingling pain in her temples: "Ah forget it, I have a headache when I think about it." In short, you can only serve Sophia today, and the trials that begin tomorrow must be completed by herself. ”
"Of course, don't worry. Fabiano replied visibly relieved.
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After a morning explanation and lunch, Joey finally found an opportunity to stop "Alanelle" from confessing to her - yes, you read that right, a confession. This boy who has never had a lower limit does not pay attention to the eyes of others at all, even if he is misunderstood, despised and shaken, he also fights for the unswerving ideal and burning fighting spirit in his heart! As long as the belief remains, Joey will stand up again! No matter how many difficulties and dangers and incomparably powerful enemies there are on the road ahead, they cannot stop him from advancing!
Yes, in fact, Joey is the one in this book who can kill gods with a fruit knife, and all the reasonable settings are in front of him is a piece of waste paper shrouded in thousands of halos. Even his good friend Tom and his good comrade-in-arms Batroux can't compare to it.
But even with such an anti-heaven existence, he still has a fateful opponent.
A California governor who has completely thrown off the discipline and lower limit, has a great goal that is comparable to Joey, Xiaoqiang's spirit seems to be in the Spring Brother Sect, the governor of California who was beaten with chicken blood when he was hot-blooded can't pull it back, no matter how big the obstacle is, he won't back down, and the red-haired single ponytail super perverted lily girl who has never been beaten by electricity every day - Li Huayin!,
This fateful opponent was not surprising to stand in the way of Joey this time.
Well, I'm guilty, I shouldn't have run the train in serial. The real situation is actually that Joey stopped Ilya, who didn't know the truth, and wanted to coax the innocent girl with her three-inch tongue, but Li Huayin, who was beside her, jumped out to stop it.
Alicia, Mercury Lamp, Sofia, Fabiano, and Cecilia watched the unexpected comedy with different expressions, and chose to remain silent for the time being.
"This is a very legitimate request, you have no right to stop me!" Joey pointed at Li Huayin and said loudly.
Li Huayin raised her head: "Of course I can stop you, because this girl is mine!"
"What? Isn't she Sophia's maid?" Joey froze, "When did it become yours?"
"Even Sophia herself is mine, let alone her maid?"
At this time, a bruise flashed in Sophia's head, and then she took a step forward with a small fan half-covered and said, "Since you all want to get my little maid, then just duel." Whoever wins will be able to pursue this cutie. ”
Joey was visibly stunned for a moment: "Uh, the duel?
Li Huayin laughed and crossed his hands and said, "What, are you afraid? Tell you, not only Sophia, but all the girls in the entire girls' dormitory will be admitted to the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace in the future! I won't give you anything about this girl!"
Alicia also saw that the roll call was coming at this moment, she made a very aggrieved appearance and walked to Li Huayin's side with a small mouth, gently pulled the corner of the latter's clothes, and looked up with tears in her eyes.
"Oh, little Ellie, don't worry. You will always be my main house. Li Huayin hurriedly touched the top of Little Lori's head and comforted.
Lori's additional attack finally made Joey's anger break the table, and he roared like a mad lion, "Okay, let's duel! We'll see you in the yard in ten minutes!" and then he turned around and left, presumably to get his equipment.
"Hmph, who's afraid of whom!How can I tolerate you disgusting boys getting into my back garden!?" After speaking, Li Huayin also went back to the room.
After the two disappeared, Lori came to Sophia's side and asked, "Satisfied?"
"Yes, very satisfied. ”
The contempt and horror in the eyes of the rest of the people who looked at them almost turned into a dynamic light wave - although with the thickness of the skin of these two people, I am afraid that they will not even be able to break the defense.
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Although Li Huayin broke through to the level 2 warrior after the battle with Anqi and the fierce battle on the train, Joey must have a few brushes since he can enter Class A. So it is not surprising that Li Huayin was dressed in tattered beggar clothes when he returned.
"Sophia," Li Huayin asked as soon as he entered the door and fell into his bed, "Shouldn't you be the one who made me in this inexplicable duel today?"
Sophia covered her face with a fan and snickered, but she didn't say anything. But the mercury lamp that disguised the doll on the windowsill said, "Have you finally figured it out? I thought you would never realize it." ”
"Uh...... So little Ellie, were you deliberately making fun at that time, and why did you do this?"
Alicia suddenly pulled out a small silk folding fan and half-covered her mouth and smiled, "Because I think it's fun." ”
Your character is broken, hey, don't go to COS and others!
"Okay, anyway, Li Huayin is asking for trouble this time, so pay attention to yourself next time. In short, the most important thing now is that the transformation time of these two people is almost up, and everyone will have dinner early in a while, and then start to prepare. Cecilia said, glancing up at the wall clock.
"yes, like the clothes of the two of you. Chasi reminded, "There's no way out of Fabiano's uniform, why don't we go out and buy a casual clothes now?"
Elysia: "No, since I've been messing around in the ravine all night, where did I get the clothes? ”
Fabiano: "Do I have a grudge against you?"
Elysia: "No, but it's interesting, isn't it?"
Sophia: "Well, that's interesting. Then that's it. ”
Fabiano: "Don't ignore me!
After saying goodbye to everyone in a female position, the two brothers and sisters who left the hotel finally ended their journey of misery by being thrown from the air by mercury lamps to the wasteland outside the city, and then they had to support each other like the closest friends and walk back to the hotel, where they were waiting not for the warm beds, but for the jealous and resentful eyes of the perverts.
Everyone saw them fall into the girls' bath. Although the current appearance is a little worse (I was dropped by the mercury lamp), but I am still angry, right?
"Who the hell am I messing with!!"
These were Fabiano's last faint screams as the quick-eyed Ilya (a warrior) fled like a rabbit, only to be swallowed up by a raging crowd of zombies.