Chapter 580: In short, the second half of the semester has begun

Although she said that she would help Varges, since the rest of the Soy Sauce Department was busy reporting and making beds, Alicia decided to wait until the school year started when she was free to do club activities. Little Lori comforted the still a little depressed Varges and went straight back to the bedroom, if she didn't go back, God knows what outrageous things the thirsty Li Huayin would do, and she must be corrected with strong complaints and shaking S before she is completely purified by the unbearable Icarus and mercury lamp.

After all, it's okay to let the bound cute girl under her subordinates beat her into a pig's head and teach her a little lesson, and it would be too much to send others with a small strong physique to the infirmary or something before school started.

But when Alicia pushed open the door to her bedroom, she was greeted by an extremely strange picture.

Michelle, Li Huayin, Cecilia, who arrived at some unknown time, and Medea, Michelle's heroic spirit, were sitting happily playing cards together, looking as harmonious as those scenes in some four-panel comics depicting the ordinary daily life between four ordinary high school girls, and Icarus and Mercury Lantern were playing with the medieval warhammer as if they didn't see it, but unfortunately the expression on the face of the Queen of the Sky was so indifferent that the Chairman couldn't find the old enemy who was competing with her for lollipopsβ€” The passion of the little black dragon in the night battle, only Chasi in the whole room who was embarrassed and stared at all this was normal, but Xiao Lori estimated that she was only one step away from the destruction of all three views.

"Can anyone tell me what's going on? Because Mao Huayin would be dressed like this!?" Alicia exclaimed, pointing to the red-haired girl who looked radiant in an expensive classical dress, "Is it you, Cecilia." Did you use that personality alteration potion on Huayin? Haven't you disposed of those things yet!?"

Cecilia's hairstyle, with a large bright red bow tied at the back of her head, was a little different from her previous hairstyle, perhaps planning a new look for the new semester - but what she said was no different from the previous ones, and it was still a frucible loss: "How could you have disposed of it." That's the last resort I'm going to use to attack Xiaofa. ”

Fabiano is trying to destroy the world in vain, and is so powerful that even the horse monkey shochu has been defeated, and the only way to stop him is to make him fall in love with a human girl, and you are this girl, but this guy is a soft and hard character, so you can do everything in the name of saving the world, and you can do everything to post it upside down, right? What is this kind of super-unfolding full of joy and funny elements going to make trouble, is the daily life of the two of you a nonsensical plot in a light novel!?"

Cecilia, who was holding her head in her hands, couldn't help but let out a lovely sorrowful scream, causing Michelle next to her to come forward and rub the non-existent swollen bag for her in distress.

"Little Ellie, how can you be like this?" In addition to the gentle natural stay, even Li Huayin on the side looked at Cecilia with concern and said to the stunned little Lori with a little dissatisfaction, "There is no ladylike demeanor at all, it's very rude." ”

Then Alicia snorted and fell to the floor. It's been a long time. Little Lori stood up with a carp and took a few deep breaths desperately: "OK, I can already be sure that you have definitely been poured that weird potion." So please be your lady until you get back to normal. Maybe I should take a picture of what you look like right now and sell it to Jebutan for a high price...... It hurts!"

Chassi, who was stirred up by little Lori, finally came back to his senses, grabbed a comb and threw it on the former's head: "Now is not the time to think about how to make money by dirty means, right!?"

"Oh well. Alicia picked up the comb and tossed it back to Chassi, "What the hell is going on?"

"Well, to put it simply, after Michelle and Cecilia came in together. Li Huayin, who had been devastated by Icarus, pounced on the spot, seeking to protect herself from her clutches. Cecilia took out the potion she had with her...... Then, there is no then. ”

After a few seconds of silence, Alicia walked quickly to the window and pushed it open, letting the autumn sun shine on her face and exclaiming, "Phewβ€”the sun is just as pleasant today." You say yes, Chassi?"

Doesn't it really matter if you just ignore it casually, don't you feel disobedient to a lady-looking Li Huayin!? The beautiful silver-haired girl opened her mouth slightly, and finally decided to swallow her complaint back: "That's right." ”

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September 1st, the second half of the semester of the Garden of Hope.

After returning to the classroom with the students from the auditorium. Chrissy, who was supposed to hurry up for the class meeting, fell into an eerie silence.

Although she usually doesn't look like a teacher at all, Chrissy is more demanding than anyone else when it's time to work hard. It's not an exaggeration to describe her as a devil Juncao. Therefore, seeing Chrissy's gloomy expression, everyone thought that their mentor had something very serious to announce next, and they all held their breath and did not dare to speak.

After a while, Chrissy took a deep breath as if she had finally made up her mind, took out a chocolate bar and put it in her mouth, looked at the students in front of her, and said in a condensed voice: "Yo, rookies, let's not talk about scenes like 'I haven't seen you for two months', just go straight to the topic." Actually, my mother and I are going to get married on the day of the harvest festival......"

"Boom, β€”β€”!?," the silent classroom suddenly sounded a thunderous exclamation full of astonishment.

Joey even ignored Tom's stop, jumped out and whistled vigorously, applauding, "Congratulations, Mentor Chrissy! Tell us who is that poor creature who will be used as a boxing punching bag if you can't satisfy yourself in bed?"

The open-mouthed creature was immediately knocked down by the mana-condensed bricks that Chrissy had thrown at him.

"Listen to the old lady finish speaking, you little souls who like to fool around when you have nothing to do!" Chrissy, who slapped the podium vigorously, roared angrily, "It's not that I want to get married. Instead, I was going to the wedding ceremony to be a bridesmaid for my soon-to-be-married friend. ”

"I see. Joey, who staggered to his feet while covering the swollen bag that was still smoking on his head, heard the words and answered, "I'll just say, how could Mentor Chrissy get married?"

This time, Chrissy simply buried him whole with countless stones.

While the classmates who were dripping in cold sweat were still wondering if Joey was going to do it. Sophia, however, shook the folding fan in her hand and stood up gracefully and said, "Then, Mentor Chrissy. You should have any questions you'd like to talk to all of us, right?"

"Well, you're right. Chrissy calmed down a little, and then suddenly clenched her fists and burned under the inexplicable gaze of everyone, and said through gritted teeth, "Then Nizi will get married, I will definitely go to the wedding then." But she's fine. I sent a letter directly saying that I would like to be a bridesmaid that day. Isn't this chasing ducks to the shelves, the last thing the old lady is good at is appearing on stage on formal occasions!"

"Yes, you were so nervous at the wedding that you stepped on your dress and fell in public. After getting up, he angrily grabbed the collar of a fat uncle who was smiling so much that he couldn't close his mouth at the nearby guest seat, and then beat him so that his nose and face were so swollen that his old mother couldn't recognize it that it had appeared very clearly in front of my eyes. Alicia, who was sitting in her seat, folded her hands and closed her eyes, nodded vigorously, and said matter-of-factly.

Chrissy suddenly had a green muscle bulging out of her head, and she bit off the chocolate bar in her mouth with a click: "Don't think that I won't dare to beat you if you are the biggest person in power in the Western Continent today." Would you like to try your cute little ass or your mother's whip?"

"Wait a minute, why ass!?" exclaimed Alicia as she opened her eyes. "Shouldn't it be in the palm of your hand?"

"Recently, there has been a crackdown on corporal punishment of students by teachers. Chrissy said without changing her face and without a beating heart. "Wouldn't it be discovered right away if you hit the palm?And if you change it to your ass, even you, a Lori who has lost her temperament, won't just lift her skirt and take off her fat second show to others, right?"

Embarrassment, she glanced at the small stone pile where someone was buried not far away, and Alicia couldn't help but put on a special expression for the catastrophe and looked at the sky speechlessly: "But Mentor Chrissy, what about Joey under the stone over there?"

"It's not once or twice that guy peeps at girls at every turn, and it's not a strange thing to throw a stone and smash it after being discovered by a girl, right?"

After "......" was silent for a long time, Xiao Lori decisively put on a five-body expression at her mentor.

Sophia opened the fan to cover her mouth and coughed lightly, then looked at Chrissy and said lightly, "Then mentor, what do you want to discuss with us?"

Chrissy, who was pulled back by the pink princess's words, took out a chocolate bar again. After holding it in his mouth and flicking his tongue back and forth for a long time, he blushed slightly and said weakly: "Actually, the problem is not that you want me to be a bridesmaid." My friend said in the letter that he wanted me to bring my boyfriend with him on the wedding day. She's almost married. How could I be embarrassed to tell her that I haven't even had a boyfriend so far?"

Rao is black belly and smart as Sophia, and he couldn't help but be dumbfounded in the face of this situation, and let the fan tilt to the side: "Uh, this is really a very troublesome thing......

Alicia asked with a little curiosity, "So, what are you going to do, Mentor?"

I saw Chrissy suddenly twist her head to the side, raise her finger and point at the students who were instantly petrified, and snorted vigorously: "So I'm going to let one of you stinky boys pretend to be my wife's boyfriend on the wedding day." Don't you give me gratitude, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

[Your tsundere with half a bucket of water technology is cute and a god horse situation, hey!?]

Hearing this, Chasi couldn't help but weakly raise his hand and remind, "That, mentor. Don't you think there's a big age difference between you and that guy?"

"It doesn't matter, the old lady likes to nibble on tender grass. Crane waved her hand nonchalantly, then grinned wickedly, "That's right. Your little boyfriend Sun Xiang should have a lot of experience with this, right? Well, it's decided that it's him!"

The young man who was named suddenly had a feeling that the little white rabbit was being targeted by the big bad wolf: "Ha!? This is too messy!"

"Who's going to get this dangerous person disguised as a teacher out of the academy, how can you β€”β€”!fix it," Chasi couldn't help but roar with a frenzied face.

Chrissy, who felt that she had had enough fun, clenched her fist at the edge of her mouth and coughed lightly and said, "What, what just now doesn't count." Anyway, I wouldn't go to those boys who have girls. The old lady has no intention of getting involved in the Cultivator field. In this case, have you volunteered to sign up for the girl after three years of enrollment and have not received the girl's sling?"

[Don't you feel like you're losing your worth if you let these slings pretend to be boyfriends?

Although the boys had a mediocre response at first, the atmosphere in the classroom became lively again after Chrissy raised her index finger and smiled that there were many beautiful women to be seen at the wedding, and even Joey pushed away the stones on her body to join the crowd of applicants.

It's a pity that these guys, who no girls are willing to ask for, will naturally not look at them, and excellent boys with girlfriends will certainly not risk being stared at by their sisters to dismantle them with a firewood knife to raise their hands to sign up. So in the end, Chrissy did not find the ideal candidate.

"That, that. As Chrissy swept her gaze at the terrified Fabiano, Cecilia hurriedly jumped out and posed as a chick protector and said nervously. "Tutor Chrissy, why don't you ask another male teacher? ”

"Most of the male teachers in the academy have been beaten up by me, and I don't think they'll take it. Besides, I don't want to be known. ”

[If you usually beat a little less people, you might have married a long time ago......]

"That's it. Sophia sighed deeply and covered her face and said, "You might as well be generous and simply admit that you don't have a boyfriend." Maybe your friend can introduce you to one at the wedding?"

Chrissy couldn't help but shake her head when she heard this: "Indeed." It's not for me to die to save face and suffer crimes, so it's better to talk to her face to face. That's it, let's get down to business. ”

Accompanied by the words of the bad teacher. It is the bell that announces the end of the morning meeting......

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The first day of class was generally not a big deal. The teachers of each subject basically exchanged a few words with the students and reviewed the previous knowledge so that they did not forget all the knowledge and prepare for the next lesson. Therefore, everyone can say that they have a very easy time today, until Sophia and the others, who were asked by Alicia to come back to the activity department later, stood in front of the familiar door.

"What's going on?" Sophia, who pointed at Elicia's wooden door with a fan and a stressed expression on her face, asked in a cold sweat, "What kind of plane are you working on?"

The silly hair on the top of Little Lori's head jumped twice mischievously, and Vargesi, who pulled her hand over to her side, said with a smile: "Before I explain, I want to talk to you about something." Yesterday morning, our Vaqis student confessed to a 5th grader!"

The corridor of the old building immediately exploded. All of them had expressions of disbelief.

"Yes, it's true. Varges lowered her head and pinched the corner of her skirt and whispered.

Michelle walked over with a happy face and looked at the girl in front of her carefully: "Could it be that your androphobia has finally been cured? ”

Ilya followed her childhood sweetheart to Varges, and was about to say something. But he was stunned to find that the girl suddenly trembled and shrunk into a ball, and then swung a heavy punch with lightning speed, and screamed loudly: "Don't come hereβ€”β€”!!"

Then the grief-stricken Ilya felt that the whole world spun rapidly in the scream - she swirled in the horrified eyes of everyone and flew directly to the other end of the corridor.

Alicia patted the frightened girl's arm and motioned for her to relax as she pouted at her friends in front of her, "Obviously, that thing didn't work, but that doesn't stop Varges from liking a certain boy." But it's a pity that the other party didn't accept Varges's confession, so I deliberately made such a play. ”

Little Lori said and moved out of the way, fully revealing the wooden door. Sticking a large piece of pure white paper with this line of writing in black ink was pasted on it.

Strive to pursue their own happiness, if the boys don't want to be responsible, they will kill their girls.

"Isn't it possible that your copyright consciousness was washed down the sewer with the festival!?" Sophia slapped Lori's head and said angrily, "And this kind of openly blackened slogan really won't be checked by the water meter?"

Alicia casually touched her head and said nonchalantly, "It's okay, the firewood knife is the most basic equipment in the Shura field." Anyway, since that idiot who doesn't know the benefits of the cute girl has rejected Varge, we have to play the style of the soy sauce people who pass by and like to fight for the cute girl when it's okay, so that the guy can't eat and walks around!"

"Ahh That doesn't seem to match what you said yesterday?"

"I lied to you. Little Lori said to the embarrassed girl with a very sincere expression. (To be continued.) )