Chapter 37: The Girls' Dormitory I
Fang Shou took a deep breath and looked at the bathroom in front of him seriously. Is it on, or is it not?
At this moment, right here, there is a silver-haired beautiful girl washing inside, at this moment, she will not be defenseless, at this moment, even if it develops a plot, it is understandable.
Think about it! What do you crave most as a gentleman? Is it money? No, no, that's too superficial, is it liliang? No, no, a gentleman is a peace-loving creature. What is that?power, status, the legendary onepice?no, no, no, neither!Fang Shou, as a gentleman, a poor bastard whose single age is equal to the age of birth, a poor worm who will never be worried about puppy love by parents and teachers...... What he wants is a girl!
Who can understand the pain? the pain of being able to buy hand cream for Xiao Zuo and Xiao You on Valentine's Day? The pain of having to buy a girlfriend on Singles' Day? The pain of holding a pillow and lamenting silently in the dead of night?
Peep, there's nothing wrong with that. Go ahead, you can't go wrong. Come on, there's nothing wrong with that.
Fang Shou felt that there was a voice in his heart urging him all along. Yes, there will be no mistake, if it weren't for the patriarchal concept, if it weren't for Jihua beeping education, we wouldn't be facing the pain of a serious imbalance in the ratio of men and women. Now there is a big haode opportunity, a chance not to pick up other people's broken shoes as spare tires, a chance to break up with Xiao Zuo Xiaoright, and a chance to become a cash charge!
Thinking of this, Fang Shou couldn't help but stand up and walked towards the door of the bathroom with a holy face.
Zaijian, a virgin.
zaijian. I was once pure.
zaijian up, small left and little right.
Fang Shou put his hand on the doorknob. Took another breath.
"Doodoo~"
"Ahhhh Spare your life!" someone who had a lustful heart and no lust subconsciously covered his face tightly, trying to hold on to Zuihou's discipline. He couldn't be so careful, after all, at this time and place, if the students of this school knew that they had appeared in the dormitory of the student council president in the middle of the night, the time would ...... Discrediting is a trivial matter, and it doesn't matter if you lose your temperance, but, but, but. The most powerful demon king, the boss Yuri Nakamura, will not let himself simply go to God...... When the time comes, whips, candles, whips, candles.
Damn, I've been repeating these two damn terms in my mind lately, so I can't really shake M, right?
"Doot toot!"
Suddenly, there was a puzzled voice in the bathroom: "Ernie sauce?"
"Ah, walkie-talkie, hey. I just forgot to return it to Yuriko. "Seeing that there was no one around. Fang Shou let out a long sigh of relief, great, he finally didn't have to do Shake M. Fang Shou took out the walkie-talkie and said casually to Lihua in the bathroom, "I'm fine." You continue, it's just a phone call. ”
"Oh. ”
Then, let's see who's calling. Fang Shou casually glanced at the code on the walkie-talkie. Wait, wait, wait, this situation, weishenme is just at this time? weishenme is just by the phone of Lizi? It's over. If she knew, she would definitely be attacked again. And then I was trained, don't, it's enough for the pervert, I don't want to be a beep!
Crash. Lost his mind for a moment, Fang Shou accidentally knocked the cabinet next to him to the ground, and a large pile of clothes leaked out like this.
"Ernie-chan, what's wrong with you?" Lihua in the bathroom seemed to notice something, she asked again with some unease, and looking at her appearance, she was about to come out of the bathroom!
Forget it, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor!
Fang Shou pinched his neck and whispered, "I'm fine, I'm really fine." ”
"But Ernie sauces your voice. ”
"I'm really fine, believe me!" Fang Shou pinched himself fiercely, making a look of holding back the pain: "As a man, there are some things that you have to bear, don't you?" ”
"......" was silent for a while, and soon after, the voice of Lihua came from the bathroom: "I understand! I believe you, Ernie sauce." ”
What is the matter with this full sense of guilt? Fang Shou instantly felt deeply disgusted with himself, deceiving such an innocent and kind little girl, he was really a beast, but ...... Fang Shou looked at the walkie-talkie in his hand, and held down the accept button tremblingly, the beast is the beast, it is better to listen to the beast than the sex beep.
"Hey~"
"Yes...... Pervert?" Sure enough, there was an energetic voice from the intercom from Lizi.
"Yes, yes, sister!" Although Fang Shou was a little weak-hearted, Fang Shou still had to pretend to be loyal and wise, and responded loudly.
"Yes. The walkie-talkie seemed to be very satisfied with Fang Shou's performance, and let out a satisfied voice: "Perverted Jun, I just received a call from Murong Yao, and he said that he had a way to wake up that little girl." ”
"En, really?" At the mention of Flandrew, Fang Shou couldn't help but put away his jokes, he didn't expect that his casual question could receive such a haode effect, it seems that Murong Yao's kid is not exactly just coquettish: "Is there any way?"
"Well~ I don't know the specifics, it seems to be what kind of spell is going to be cast. ”
"Huh, but Murong Yao, isn't he unable to use spells?"
"It's not that you can't use it. Yuri Nakamura corrected: "It's just that the risk is too big, so big that the gains outweigh the losses." I've stopped him, and I think it won't be long before we can find a way to deal with that woman with big boobs...... Forget it, in short, don't rush yet. But I've got one thing to tell you, and you've listened to me!"
"What?"
"Murong Yao and you, do you know each other?" Although he hadn't seen Yuri Nakamura herself, Fang Shou could easily hear the hint of seriousness in her tone.
"I don't think I know. Fang Shou touched his chin, one of the people he knew was Murong Yue, who might have something to do with this Murong Yao. But the last time I saw the eldest lady crying in the garden by chance, I also learned that Murong Yue's brother died when she was about ten years old...... And Murong Yao only came to this shijie recently, it should be, probably, impossible, right?
"That's right. After pondering for a while, Yuri Nakamura continued, "Do you know? When Murong Yao saw that little girl just now...... Weird?"
"It's strange?" Fang Shou, who had already put his mind at ease, casually put the walkie-talkie in the pocket of his jacket, squatted down and began to sort out the clothes he had just broken up, "What a strange method? Could it be that that guy was unexpectedly a lolita? Well, it's the same reason with the principal." Don't make a fuss. ”
"It's not. Yuri Nakamura hesitated: "He seems to be angry? No, it should be doubts and regrets." Anyway, it's wonderful, I've never seen this guy have a look like this. Also, do you know what his first reaction was when he saw that little girl? He actually pulled Jiashi away directly, and ejected everyone on the front line into the principal's room, looking like he was going to fight her...... I said, there are so many suspicions about that little girl, do you know something?"
Could it be that Murong Yao really knew that little girl? However, he really hadn't seen him! No, maybe he did, after all, he had even forgotten how he came to this shijie, and maybe he had really seen them before he died. Murong Yao pulled away from Jiashi, could these two be enemies? No, what threat can a half-sized Lori have.
"Don't worry, sister, it's okay. Wow, wow, wow, it turned out to be blue and white stripes, blue and white stripes!" Fang Shou, who accidentally picked up a pair of blue and white striped panties, instantly burst out of his gentlemanly instinct and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "I didn't expect it to really exist, the great god of blue and white stripes!"
“......”
"What blue and white stripes?" asked Yuri Nakamura over the intercom.
Oh no! Fang Shou trembled and glanced at the walkie-talkie on his jacket, and when he was out of control just now, he accidentally spit out the cry in his heart! It's over! It's over! It's over! This time it's really going to ......
"Nothing. I just saw a blue-and-white striped rice bowl and felt a little excited. Fang Shou began to admire his wit.
"Isn't it common to have a rice bowl with blue and white stripes?"
No, it's not common at all, Fang Shou has long been desperate for this shijie who is only wearing safety pants under the skirt.
"Haha, I'm sorry. Sister, I've loved blue and white rice bowls since I was a child, and I'm so sorry that I lost my temper just now. Fang Shou felt that he had stepped on the footsteps of Brother Cheng, and silently prayed in his heart: Brother Cheng is eternal!
"So you like blue and white rice bowls, well, if you let those fools help, you should be able to ......"
"hahaha~" It seems that he can get away with it, Fang Shou tightly squeezed the blue and white panties in his hand, and smiled stupidly.
"Click~" The sound of the bathroom door opening.
"Poof~" Seeing Lihua, who was only wearing tight underwear, with water droplets remaining on his head, and his whole body was emitting mist, Fang Shou's nosebleed spurted sound.
"What's wrong?" Yuri Nakamura on the other end of the walkie-talkie noticed the movement here and hurriedly asked.
"It's nothing, it's just that I'm so excited to look at the blue and white rice bowl that I almost lost control. ”
On the other side, the expressionless Lihua Song tilted his head, wordlessly staring at Fang Shou, who was holding his blue and white striped underwear in one hand and wiping his nosebleed.
"Ah, this is a misunderstanding!" Fang Shou, who sensed something, hurriedly stuffed his underwear into his shirt and pretended to be casual: "Xiaojuan, men sometimes have to go through some pain that others can't imagine. You just saw it, it's all hallucinations. (To be continued......)